Adrian Clayborn is staying, per Adrian Clayborn.

Adrian Clayborn is staying, per Adrian Clayborn.

@MarcMorehouse. Not terribly surprising, but good to know. And this serves as ample warning to the quarterbacks of the Big Ten to keep their buttholes greased. AC's coming in.

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Did Marc ask Adrian's dog what he thinks about this?

by Twin Cities Hawk on Dec 21, 2009 11:16 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Your serious right?

This better not be one of those “Hey, let’s kick all the readers of BHGP in the balls” by posting some early Christmas present while just waiting to yank the rug out from under us. It is incredible, hopefully we can devote our energy into Spievey now.

Seriously, what isn't better with bacon?

by The Bacon Explosion on Dec 21, 2009 11:19 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

I think the only thing that may change his mind

coule be something strange happening with regards to his pending trial.

by Assault & Slattery on Dec 21, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Adrian still has unfinished business.....

in court with a cabby!

by fivewords on Dec 21, 2009 11:35 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh, please let this be true.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 21, 2009 11:41 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh come on. Its more fun without the grease.

Although I have no personal experience with such things. Really really.

"Wow. You know you have problems when even the cheerleaders know you suck." ~ Pain in the Sash

by Leftcoast Hawk on Dec 21, 2009 12:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Can we please...

think of a better way to talk about Clayborn than referring to the damage he will do to the rectal cavaties and colons of opposing offensive players? He’s not Pierre Pierce.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 22, 2009 1:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

So long as "satanic anal baby" is still fair game.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 22, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

with hand-painted unicorn balls

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Dec 23, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Did Morehouse really warn

QB’s to keep their buttholes greased? Awesome

We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality

by Ragnar Danneskjold on Dec 21, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

sorry I'm not down with the twitters

although still an awesome comment… I see that was a response to morehouse, carry on

We can evade reality, but we cannot evade the consequences of evading reality

by Ragnar Danneskjold on Dec 21, 2009 1:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I thought the same thing. Quoting is a dangerous business...

by Brock Sampson on Dec 21, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Adrian's dog says . . .

Hopefully something entirely different than the dog voice that the Son of Sam was hearing.

The greased thingie, I was thinking it, I think.

"I always like it better when the clowns seem to try to be happy."

by MarcMorehouse on Dec 21, 2009 3:18 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

I think the rest of the Big Ten should know...

That we keep Adrian penned up in the off season, fed a steady diet of wild animals dressed in various Big Ten uniforms.

We will let him out in September!

by iowagnome on Dec 21, 2009 7:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I thought that was Klug?

And Adrian was one of the keepers?

by jtothep on Dec 23, 2009 4:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Hopefully this gives the other guys more reason to stay

If we can keep Spievey and Bulaga at Iowa for another year, we will be looking daaaaamn good next year. Here’s a link to AC getting interviewed today in regards to making his decision.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jdsrRtEdgw

by Hank Thrasher on Dec 21, 2009 10:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Clayborn was the one...

of the three that I thought might stay.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 22, 2009 1:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Agreed.

And also the hardest one for us to replace next year, if that makes any sense at all.

Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.

by Bluzmn on Dec 22, 2009 6:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Y'know...

…with AC sticking around, ya gotta think Amari has a better chance of staying (not saying he will, but maybe a better chance), cause who wouldn’t want to play on potentially the best defense in the country (yeah, I’m a homer, but it’s not a huge stretch). His stock would rise exponentially, as well as his exposure. That D line being a year older, stronger, faster will put more pressure on opposing QBs, and with JBernstein (and the youngins that got a year of experience this season) on the other side… well, let’s just say that with less time to make a decision, and better players on the opposite side, I think Amari will be eating up passes all over the place (again, I’m a homer, but it’s not a big stretch). He could easily put up the numbers next year to show how good of a player he really is.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 22, 2009 8:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I am leaning towards Amari staying,

considering Donovan Warren has declared for the draft. In staying, that would make him quite possibly THE best CB in the Big XI.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 22, 2009 8:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You must be mistaken, because players can't declare until after their bowl game.

What’s that? Michigan didn’t make a bowl? Bwaaaaahahahahahahahaha!
Maybe Warren should have went to Central Michigan, at least he’d get to play in December.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 22, 2009 12:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Or Michigan St.

Considering Chris L. Rucker won’t be suiting up anytime soon. HEHEHEHEHEHE

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 22, 2009 12:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Clayborn sticking around is really good news. However, “Jewel Hampton”, “Jeff Brinson”, other corner who’s name escapes me, et al. Spievey has to do what’s best for him and his family, presuming Stoops has been writing accurately, and good for him if he declares Jan 7.

by txhawkeye on Dec 22, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Jordan Bernsteine (sp?)

I agree, he does need to do what’s best.

IMO, right now he would be a 3rd round pick. Right now he is projected as the 7th best CB in the junior class. I could see an late first round to early second round if he stays his senior year and the team puts on a show next year.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 22, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs