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BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Clausen Attacker Found

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Authorities say the attacker was unhappy with recent Notre Dame football results, saying, "I know what I said about peacemakers, but I don't want to inherit an earth where the Irish are 6-6."  Clausen is unlikely to file assault charges.  However, his former coach is alleging identity theft.  More information as the situation develops.

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Hmmm

I think he said blessed are the cheesemakers.

by AgAstraPerAspera on Dec 2, 2009 9:06 AM CST reply actions  

Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally.

It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Dec 2, 2009 11:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Is that Buddy Christ's twin brother?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 2, 2009 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

There’s a moneylenders in the temple / Notre Dame football program joke in here somewhere.

by DC Trojan on Dec 2, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions  

Can't blame him

that face is so punchable

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 2, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions  

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