Iowa Hawkeye-themed Rap Video Is Predictably Depressing

A little more in-depth analysis of that insipid Hawkeyes rap video by yours truly over at Buster Sports. Short version: ~~"Go fuck yourselves."~~ "As an Iowa fan, I'm underwhelmed. As an Iowan, I'm disgusted."

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Be honest

You’re just upset with their failure to use the star wipe

by hawkeyeguy85 on Dec 11, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions

I LOLed

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 11, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions

This shit has spread around the web like smallpox.

And I still haven’t watched it. I don’t think I can bring myself to press “play.” Because if I did I think I’d probably be consumed with rage/shame/horror/rage/gas/embarrassment/disgust/rage.

by Bucketochicken on Dec 11, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions

Yeah, it's all over the net...

my buddy e’d me this link. He’s a USC fan (I’ve been going easy on him) and all he could say was “yikes”. Here’s same vid over on “Deadspin”

http://deadspin.com/5423836/hawkeye-rappers-live-up-to-every-iowa-stereotype-imaginable

Personally, I find it amateurish and harmless, though I don’t get the business with dealing the dollar bills.

by Zulu on Dec 11, 2009 5:08 PM CST reply actions

It's mostly harmless...

But parading around the Timecheck neighborhood like that really pisses me off.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 11, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions

Holy Shit, your fu-man-chu is porncredulous

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Dec 11, 2009 6:13 PM CST reply actions

The only thing that would make that tolerable

Is if those two were playing on a slide with some pandas.

by Twin Cities Hawk on Dec 12, 2009 1:08 AM CST reply actions

+5

by Zulu on Dec 12, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions

This is brilliant Satire

…..wait, its not satire? Crap.

by cruzhawk on Dec 12, 2009 1:28 PM CST reply actions

Not satire?

They were serious?

I hope they get into a fight with Eminem, and there are no survivors.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 12, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions

There's one in every crowd.

Check out the OSU whackness @
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Cwn9hY108&feature=related

or my favorite (starring DSanders)…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSDoWI9LC4&feature=related

By comparison, these two are actually well produced. They just watched Hustle and Flow WAY too many times.

by Eyeheartfreedumb on Dec 13, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply actions

The rap overall was interesting.

I would had been a lot more pleased with the video if they had just stuck to clips of the Cedar Rapids area and any Hawkeye swag flying around town.

Did not understand why he was peeling twenties onto the concrete floor.

…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick

by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Dec 14, 2009 10:58 PM CST reply actions