Virginia Tech Hokies @ Iowa Hawkeyes GameThread, Dec 1, 2009 8:30 PM CST

When I watch Iowa basketball, I just don’t understand it. What are we trying to accomplish on offense? Do we have a philosophy? I remember from my freshmen year in high school, we had an offense that we ran continuously save for some “special plays”. It wasn’t effective, but it had some semblance of order. Watching Iowa on offense is kind of like driving when you “lose time” — that semi-hypnotic state. I just don’t understand.

/buries head in shame

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Dec 1, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions

pass pass pass QUICK SHOOT

by crabashng on Dec 1, 2009 9:16 PM CST up reply actions

fuuuuuuuck

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions

this sucks, would it be too much to ask to score 65 points a game?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions

15-2 run… whodah thought we would go on a long scoreless drought?

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions

Fuck.

We were doing a lot better when I was watching OBSERVE AND REPORT instead of the game.

(Not a very good movie, btw.)

by RossWB on Dec 1, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions

i fucking love chic-fil-a

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions

That was one of the worst movies I've ever seen

Proof that Seth Rogan can not carry a movie by himself at all

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Dec 1, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions

TUCKER

his mom is a Mother Tucker…

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:20 PM CST reply actions

DRINK TWICE

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Dec 1, 2009 9:21 PM CST reply actions

(also, nice work on that whole "play for the last shot" thing there)

Honestly, do we even have coaches?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Dec 1, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions

I was wondering the same thing

when they came out of the last media timeout with 10 on the shot clock, and didn’t look to have a clue as to what they were supposed to do.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions

Matt Gatens wants your liver to fail

And by your I mean “our”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:21 PM CST reply actions

I never signed anything! Never!

by icculus on Dec 1, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions

Tucker has 14 points, Gatens has zero

So we had the patented 6+ minute scoring drought, the standard 2/3 shot clock violations, and 3 or 4 unforced, dumb turnovers.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:22 PM CST reply actions

There's something to be said...

…for consistancy.

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions

or consistency.

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:23 PM CST up reply actions

or...

Contstantinoplecy

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:23 PM CST up reply actions

That reminds me

of the type of play under our previous coach.

by NHguy on Dec 1, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions

wasn't Gatens voted on of the best shooters inthe Big 11?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions

Yes...

by the Iowa City High coaching staff.

Lil’ Lickliter was second.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions

Gatens...

with no baskets. Thankfully, he does have 4 assists, a steal, and 2 boards. And a turnover. And a bunch of teammates WHO HAVE YET TO SHOOT A FREE THROW!!!

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions

He almost made one at the end.

counts for something right?

by Argulor on Dec 1, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions

Our 3pt shooting...

looks sparkling compared to VaTech’s.

Us: 6 of 14, 42%

Them: 2 of 7, 28%

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions

UNC was shooting 60.0 in the first half

60!

They could shoot anything.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions

HALFTIME BREAK

(And you’ll want to click this one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTo-wFfIXKo

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions

i miss that game.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions

I never had a Super Nintendo...

(I was a Genesis owner), so that youtube clip is like a double-revelation to me.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions

I want me somea those drugs.

by RossWB on Dec 1, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions

the best 2D mario....period.

by Argulor on Dec 1, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions

No love for 3?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:33 PM CST up reply actions

Over rated IMO.

Also too many levels.

by Argulor on Dec 1, 2009 9:40 PM CST up reply actions

i'd be lying

if i said that vid didn’t change my life right now

by Gustav on Dec 1, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions

JESUS

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Dec 1, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions

Come on Iowa

MSU is screwing this whole thing up for us.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

by psu on Dec 1, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions

Again, UNC is shooting close to 60 percent from 3

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions

Did either team get into the bonus?

I don’t recall Cougs or Cole getting whistled, so it would be nice to see those two put someone on their ass in the 2nd half.

What happened to the team that was running up and down the floor for the first 10 minutes or so, that was making backcuts and actually looked to be playing as opposed to thinking?

It’s almost as if the coaches told them to stop what was working and do it their way. Now I know that isn’t the case and that VT made some adjustments, but it does seem that way

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions

what year was it that Iowa won down at the Dean Dome, right after New Years? I think

James Moses and his flat top was a Frosh

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions

Um, 1989?

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions

Yep.

But all the players in that game probably looked like crap compared to Lookingbill, also a frosh.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions

Ed Horton, Roy Marble, etc

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions

Dwyane Wade Lookingbill

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions

Update from Chapel Hill:

UNC shooting 70%

This is all you need to know about that game

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:33 PM CST reply actions

MSU(9) 54 UNC(11) 69 11:52 2nd, ESPN

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:34 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

I mean, what the hell are you gonna do?

Send in the goons?

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions

Glenn Winston?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions

Someone (an MSU fan) suggested this on The Only Colors

They have nice humor

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions

Izzo needs to do something w/ that top 15 recruiting class.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions

66 percent now

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions

Only 66% now?

No excuse then

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 1, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions

Shh

MSU making a teensy little run here…

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions

Very teensy

sigh

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions

the great thing about half-time

the score stays the same. it’s the little things one must learn to enjoy this season.

by crabashng on Dec 1, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions

Over/under

on number of Iowa points in the 2nd half. We’ll set it at 28m the number they scored in the 1st half. Would anyone take the over?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 1, 2009 9:36 PM CST reply actions

Oh, I would.

Scoring usually picks up in the 2nd, especially if the endgame is close.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions

sparty flush, whomever #2 is

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:37 PM CST reply actions

Raymar Morgan/ 14 pts, andsoforth

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions

rebounding and jumping and boxing out

not part of the butler way apparently

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Dec 1, 2009 9:37 PM CST reply actions

i saw it first had last Tuesday nite, it was really REALLY horrible. the guy behind me

wondered why we didn’t have a center, and why we never crashed the boards.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah, we have players who have the athleticism typical of seven foot center only

they are not seven foot

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Dec 1, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions

Turnover drink

And Lickliter calls a timeout 53 seconds into the 2nd half

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:38 PM CST reply actions

That's the Lick

I remember from last year.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 1, 2009 9:38 PM CST up reply actions

he was in the crapper for halftime, too many magazines

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

by psu on Dec 1, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions

a nice over/under to do for next game

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Dec 1, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions

Great start by Iowa...

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 1, 2009 9:38 PM CST reply actions

Leaving Iowa with 2. Fantastic.

What were the halftime adjustments again?

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:39 PM CST reply actions

no box out, no rebounding. let V-Tech get hot with no hands in the face D

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:40 PM CST up reply actions

Those adjustments

are less than optimal

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 1, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions

it's happening now.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions

OMG MATT GATENS SHIRTLESS

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:40 PM CST reply actions

OMG MATT GATENS SCORELESS

still

by hdhawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions

Better career?

Notre Dame head football coach, or that personal trainer dude who gets to examine/critique the Victoria’s Secret models’ bodies?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:40 PM CST reply actions

I'll go with "breast wrangler"

for the SI swimsuit issue

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions

Fair enough.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions

Dolph says V-tech 23-6 run, i can't even believe it myself.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:41 PM CST reply actions

23-8, technically.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions

my bad.

any chance we buy Lick out at season’s end?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions

Who looked paler in that ocean?

Gatens off of appendix surgery, or Lick?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:41 PM CST reply actions

SWEET FUCKING JESUS IOWA DID AN ALLEY-OOP

With a dunk and everything!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions

we scored a couple points in the paint earlier in the game, too

a broken clock tells the correct time twice an hour. about the same interval for iowa resembling an actual basketball team

by crabashng on Dec 1, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions

When was the last time that happened?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions

'87

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions

Alley OOP?

Chug a bottle of whiskey?

by The Nihilist on Dec 1, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions

I'm looking it up, and it's "kick the Vice President"

You know, one of those things you were sure would never ever happen.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions

Nice dunk

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

by psu on Dec 1, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions

We have a guy who can slam dunk?!

by NHguy on Dec 1, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions

Does that dunk...

officially mean Cole’s knee is now healthy?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:43 PM CST reply actions

MSU(9) 62 UNC(11) 72 8:44 2nd, ESPN

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions

That's not really our primary focus.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions

Don't tell me that!

/sorry

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions

MSU had a chance to make it single digits

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions

Someone give me a reason to watch your game instead of MSU-UNC

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:44 PM CST reply actions

Morbid curiosity

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions

You like the color Gold?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions

I'm more of a crimson guy myself

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions

You like watching train wrecks and bad car accidents?

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions

I love trains!

I’m in!

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions

MSU / UNC

too much athleticism makes one feel inadequate

by hdhawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions

When most teams have a fast break they break towards the lane

we fan out towards the corners

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions

OMG Gatens

has a point

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions

yay, for dribble penetration

2-10…ugh

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on Dec 1, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions

Jeebus

what are they shooting? North of 70%?

by The Nihilist on Dec 1, 2009 9:46 PM CST reply actions

You can watch...

UNC and MSU a lot throughout the year.

This should be one of the few times you can see Iowa.

Also, Mediterranean Sea team swimming footage.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:46 PM CST reply actions

I'm sure Rambler gets BTN.

So he’ll have ample opportunities to gaze at Iowa’s awfulness.

by RossWB on Dec 1, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions

We'll lose to you, so whatever

sigh

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions

Also...

if you’re a true PSU fan, shouldn’t you hate VT?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions

I mildly dislike them

I love to laugh when their fans despair after we pull another recruit out of NOVA.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions

I like trains

Choo choo

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions

WOO WOO

/Bub Rub’d

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Dec 1, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions

Das' Only in da moanin

dey s’posed da be up making breakfast oh sumthin

by The Nihilist on Dec 1, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions

Eric May, are you fucking serious?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:46 PM CST reply actions

Bawinkle!

winkle lil star…

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions

Iowa had 20 points in the first 9 minutes

And has 20 in the 16 since

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 1, 2009 9:47 PM CST reply actions

I don't know why...

but I love that Ditka-Snoop Dogg commercial for NFL Countdown.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:47 PM CST reply actions

favorite part is steve young.

I’ll make some calls.

by Argulor on Dec 1, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions

I thought this team couldn't hit a 3

they almost look competent shooting the ball

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on Dec 1, 2009 9:48 PM CST reply actions

they don't practice boxing out or rebounding. so some of the 12 hours a week has to be spent on something.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions

unless they cheat their practice logs like RichRod

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions

They need to cheat a little beter than

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on Dec 1, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions

If anything

They practive way LESS than the allotted time, not way more.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 1, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions

Wait, Steven Seagal has a reality show?

What, how did I miss this?!

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on Dec 1, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions

This Steven Seagal cop show thing is just an elaborate hoax, right?

RIGHT?

by RossWB on Dec 1, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions

starts tomorrow!

I’m pumped.!

by Argulor on Dec 1, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions

your kidding, right???

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions

You're not a true...

Seagal fan unless you are drinking the Seagal “Asian Experience” energy drink while you are watching that show. And I will be.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions

where did va tech find that white guy?

I just really want to see a battle of of the races is that too much to ask?

by crabashng on Dec 1, 2009 9:50 PM CST reply actions

BAW WIT DA WINKEL

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:50 PM CST reply actions

DECEPTIVE QUICKNESS AND WASHINGTON D.C. SAVVY

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:51 PM CST reply actions

MSU get a lil closer...

maybe UNC turned off there hacks?

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:52 PM CST reply actions

MSU can't get within 10

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions

Finally

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions

And, of course, UNC makes another ridiculous shot for 2

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions

under 10

now.

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions

God, that was an awful possession

Izzo’s ready to tear his eyeballs out of his skull and hit them against Chris Allen’s head.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions

i hope those aren't recruits behind the Iowa bench, they might not sign that letter

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:53 PM CST reply actions

Jarryd Cole to the free throw line

Be prepared to drink once here. Just sayin’.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:53 PM CST reply actions

HEY WOW WHAT ARE THE ODDS

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions

it's like you can see the future and stuff

by crabashng on Dec 1, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions

Probably mentioned before but...

Tucker has some serious verse on his arm. Pledge of Allegiance?

by Argulor on Dec 1, 2009 9:54 PM CST reply actions

the answers...

for a middle school math test…

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions

Announcers talked about it earlier

Apparently some words he got in a letter from a fan last year…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 1, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions

Crime and Punishment

Fitting, really.

No, it’s words of advice he got while he was struggling last year.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:55 PM CST up reply actions

Horseshit call on May

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:54 PM CST reply actions

That's the kind of showing that free student tickets delivered?

Ugh.

by RossWB on Dec 1, 2009 9:54 PM CST reply actions

Roy Marble back out of his commit yet?

I’m waiting for it…

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on Dec 1, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions

would you want to play the Butler way or anyother place?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:56 PM CST up reply actions

What's the difference between the Butler way and the Wisconsin way?

They’re both slow, boring, and supposed to help teams that are too caucasian win, tight?

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on Dec 1, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions

wisconsin rebounds. plays better team D

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions

Also, Alando Tucker

No he graduated. Shit.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions

Same concept...make the other team want to stab their eyes out

Because of boredom…Wisconsin is just better at it

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on Dec 1, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions

i loved him in dogma

by Gustav on Dec 1, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions

It's 830 on a Tuesday night,

and it’s a lot better than it probably would be otherwise.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

It's 1pm on a Wednesday where I am...

yes, I am at work… in Japan.

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:56 PM CST up reply actions

BON JOUR TO YOU SIR

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions

(did I say that right?)

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions

are you like 3 feet taller than everyone around you

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

by psu on Dec 1, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions

no...

but i’m pretty sure my coworkers would not be pleased to learn I am listening to a basketball game… gotta love internet radio with headphones… now if the schools filter didn’t block live streaming, I’d be in business…

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions

May...

gets in position, gets strangled to the floor, and of course, Lick bitches him out.

Thanks coach!

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions

That Payne's a scrapper.

So… yeah.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions

that'sracist/gif

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions

I owe him 5 dollars for that one.

by Argulor on Dec 1, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions

Parade of knockers

on KGAN

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 9:59 PM CST reply actions

Our band's playing Thriller? Really?

How has the band director not lost his job?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 9:59 PM CST reply actions

the band

is over half our fans… thats why…

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions

know your racial euphemisms for $100 Alex

scrappy = white
aheleticism = black

by crabashng on Dec 1, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions

Holy SHIT

AAron Fuller sighting

by The Nihilist on Dec 1, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions

Hell of a timeout

The playcall resulted in a blocked shot. Awesome.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 1, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions

Coming out of a timeout

and Cougill ended up with the ball at the top of the key.

Good grief.

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions

'aheleticism'

damn drinking game

by crabashng on Dec 1, 2009 10:01 PM CST reply actions

They've played...

Thriller at every home football game, too.

Oh, and they play Sweet Caroline instead of Hey Jude at the end of the third quarter of football games, also.

She (the Hawkeye band) ain’t what she used to be.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 10:01 PM CST reply actions

good. Hey Jude sux

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions

+1

by Argulor on Dec 1, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions

i didn't know the ACC/ Big Ten challege had a sponsor.

do the schools get some extra gear from these places?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Dec 1, 2009 10:01 PM CST reply actions

"Sneaky athlete" alert!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 10:01 PM CST reply actions

Cougill, not quite at Tim Duncan's level.

…yet.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 10:01 PM CST reply actions

you mean

Tim Duncan’s middle school with a cold level?

by BornaHawk on Dec 1, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions

Cougill...

not quite at Andy Duncan’s level yet.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/d/duncaan01.html

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions

Isn't that a guy from The Office?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 10:05 PM CST up reply actions

Cor-NOT

That’s Andy Bernard, Tuna.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Dec 1, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions

I had such high hopes for Fuller until I realized

that Lickliter planned on playing him at center

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Dec 1, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions

He's over 6'4"!

Where the hell’s he supposed to play?!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Dec 1, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions

sf

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Dec 1, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions

IOWA BEING FEASTED UPON

I love this announcer

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions

Time to get Fuller out

that’s twice he’s been abused

by TarHeelHawk on Dec 1, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions

alley up

to a guy that can’t touch the rim…

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on Dec 1, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions

Hey it worked

And what the hell is an alley up?

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Dec 1, 2009 10:04 PM CST

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