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Hockey Player tries to Murder his own Goalie on Ice

Anyone see Keith Ballard slash Vokun's face off tonight?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAdyZFfFehc

Get it, "face off"?? haha. okay bad pun Jay Leno joke. but seriously...

Supposedly Vokun went balls deep in Ballard's wife over the holiday wknd and Keith was out for revenge. Florida police are investigating, with attempted murder charges pending.

In other news, Florida police are no longer interested in Tiger Woods' fender bender.

Something fishy going on down there in the orange groves. (pan in on Officer Barbrady deep in thought)

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Ouch!

Best part of video, idiot swings again to break his stick on goal. He just clocked his goalie, and instead of checking him out he swings again to break his stick. Story says it shows he “cares about the game” in AJC. With that kind of caring he should sit on the bench.

by nwyms Trebek! on Dec 1, 2009 12:33 AM CST reply actions  

From what I've read

Ballard was aiming for the crossbar out of frustration but hit the goalie instead.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Dec 1, 2009 2:06 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah..

I dont think thats an accurate characterization of the motive…

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Dec 1, 2009 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

well of course Ballard is going to say

that he was aiming for the crossbar. but my sources say there is much more to this than an innocent swipe.

this has made of TV movie written all over it.

by KentuckyThunderPussy on Dec 1, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

There was no way he was aiming for the crossbar

The goalie was at the top of the crease, a good 3 feet in front of the goal. He also skated back to the goalie after blowing past on the play to take the swing.

by MP hawkfan on Dec 2, 2009 8:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Best sport ever

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."

by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2009 8:16 AM CST reply actions  

He shouldn't have been standing there

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Dec 2, 2009 6:37 PM CST reply actions  

dude was way out of line

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Dec 3, 2009 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Sorry

I was trying to channel my inner Happy Gilmore with that one. I suppose that wouldn’t come across reading it very well.

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Dec 3, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I was with you Colteyes.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Dec 4, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

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