F*ck you, jNU

by imadirtyoldman on Nov 7, 2009 9:01 PM CST Comment 18 comments

First off, I'll start by congratulating jNU for their win today. You did, in fact, win the game. Arguably, your defense earned this victory. But before you go all "We're smarter than you" on me, let's clear up this simple caveat: you held our offense, without its 1st, 2nd, and 3rd string running backs, to 10 points. You held the offense, who lost it's starting QB in the 2nd quarter, to 10 points. You held the offense, sure, but as far as offenses went, we were tied. Only a freak injury, and subsequent fumble, allowed you to walk out of Kinnick with a victory today.

So while you've earned this win, remember that you beat our backups for it. Nay, you beat our backup's backups. Fuck even that. You beat our backup's backup's backups for the victory, and while you earned that, I still say fuck you for only winning by a touchdown against our scrubs team and feeling good about it. Fuck you, jNU. FUCK. YOU.

Now, I'm dealing with my first Christmas without my Dad, and I'm going to bury myself in a bottle of whiskey.

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Agree

It would be going too far to hope for Coach Fitz to meet the same fate as Coach Walker, but I really fucking hate northwestern. They always get up for Iowa, it’s time KF places the same emphasis on them.

by Big Game Today on Nov 7, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Coach Fitz/Coach Walker

It was going too far to even make the link in that sentence.

by Ms. Fan on Nov 9, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I like jNWU, and I like Fitz

I love that he’s taken a perpetual underdog/whipping boy and made it respectible, if not feared. I love his love for his school.

I just fucking hate losing to them – especially in Kinnick.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 7, 2009 11:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

jNU doesn't need cheerleaders

with a coach like Fitz. He is the best thing that could have happened to that program and school and he is no doubt a stand-up guy and coach in a conference that has it’s share of douche bags.

But GOD DAMNIT DO I HATE LOSING TO FUCKING NORTHFUCKINGWESTERN!!!!

One of my best friends is a huge jNU fan and he took me to the Iowa game at Ryan Field 2 years ago and he even asked me to be his best man in his wedding at half time of the game that Iowa won, He’s going to be in my wedding next summer, but today I seriously thought of telling him we weren’t friends anymore because of what happened today and what his fandom represented as an actual jNU fan – which is to destroy my hopes at something that might never happen again as an Iowa fan.

It wouldn’t anger me so much if I knew Stanzi was coming back next week to lead us to conquering the Sweater vest at the ‘Shoe, but jNU just fucked my hopes of that too. (Or was it KOK calling a fucking bootleg in the endzone at jNU’s best defensive lineman who will probably go in the first round of the NFL draft.)

If this sounds like I’m rambling it’s because whiskey tastes so good.

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 7, 2009 11:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

mattkizer

Thank you for expressing my exact thoughts right after that play……… WHO THE HELL CALLS THAT PLAY WHEN YOURE THAT DEEP??

by mattkizer on Nov 8, 2009 2:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

jNWU:Iowa::Iowa:PSU

And I hate Fitz for it.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2009 1:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

We need to stop

with the “just”. Yes, their fanbase is pathetic. Their teams are not highly ranked.
But guess what, they’re winning. They beat us. They keep beating us.
As long as we can’t beat them, it’s not “just”. It’s “Mr., Sir”.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 8, 2009 8:41 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

So, does that mean that they're

Mr. jNWU? I keed, I keed. Mostly to keep the pain away.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 8, 2009 11:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Bitchgerald said

after the game that this wasn’t an upset. That is incorrect.

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 8, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Ugh. Fuck that guy

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 8, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

The only way

that is wasn’t an upset is the fact that they didn’t play a strong Iowa team. There’s no glory in a win when you didn’t actually beat the best.

by rinseandrepeat on Nov 8, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I have a compromise

Let’s change it to jfNWU for just fucking Northwestern. As to the whiskey drinking if you can get Irish Red Breast Whiskey your troubles will still be there when you are done you just won’t give a shit while you are drinking it. Make JD, Crown and Bushmills, taste like crap.

by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 8, 2009 9:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I refuse to acknowledge that jfNWU won that game

I have reasons to justify this stance, but listing them would make my soul hurt. I think i need to go pray.

by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 8, 2009 10:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I have a feeling that Northwestern will not win another game against Iowa in Ferentz' tenure.

They made it to #2 on Ferentz’ “Worst” list. #1? Bears.

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 9, 2009 10:00 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Maybe expecting this to be the year that KF exorcised all of his schedule-related demons was a bit much.

Finally beat Iowa State the way we’ve wanted to see them get beat for, what, almost 15 years? And on the road no less.

Finally won in East Lansing.

But Northwestern remains a team that we can’t seem to get by.

And, of course, Columbus (the last Big Ten location where KF has never won) looms this week.

by RossWB on Nov 9, 2009 10:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I'll gladly take 3 out of 4

If that’s what this come downs to. And it does.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Nov 9, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I want to see Adrian Clayborn rip out Terrell Pryor's spleen.

and then play hackysack with it.

by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 12, 2009 10:22 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

Spleen Hackeysack Rocks!

We played it with Marcus Allen’s, Herschel Walker’s and Vinny Testaverde’s. But playing with Pryor’s would be exceptionally satisfying.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Nov 12, 2009 11:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs