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The Hawkeye Diaries

For a closer look at what the life of a Hawkeye is like, below is a random sampling of various Hawkeye player diary entries during the season this far.

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(Ricky Stanzi) Fri., Sept. 4 - 10:05pm

Dear Diary, We play Northern Iowa tomorrow. Sure, it's kind of a joke and no one outside of Iowa gives two craps about this game but the season is finally here! I really hope we don't hurt any of their guys.

 

GAME: Sept. 5 Northern Iowa

 

(Pat Angerer) Sat., Sept. 5 - 8:25pm

Dear Diary, Holy shit do we suck. This season is F-U-C-K-E-D. Okay, I gotta tap this keg.

 

(Ken O'Keefe) Mon., Sept. 7 - 1:45pm

Dear Diary, Just looked at UNI game film. God do I miss Jewel.

 

GAME: Sept. 12 at Iowa State

 

(Pat Angerer) Sun. Sept. 14 - 11:15am

Dear Diary, Holy shit does Iowa State suck. But we're still F-U-C-K-E-D. I mean, it's Iowa State.

 

(Ken O'Keefe) Mon. Sept. 15 - 1:50pm

Dear Diary, Regarding Jewel. Nevermind.

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(Kirk Ferentz) Fri. Sept 18 - 9:33pm

Dear Diary, I'm not taking any more humiliation from those Stoops. Okay, I said it. Good night.

 

GAME: Sept. 19 Arizona

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(Pat Angerer) Sun. Sept. 20 - 1:48am

Dear Diary, This kid Adrian scares me. So does Stanzi. 

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GAME: Sept. 26 at Penn State

 

(Adrian Clayborn) Sun., Sept. 27 - 3:07pm

Dear Diary, Mom's was right about Uncle Shug not coming to the game last night. He definitely would have thought this was one of them Ozark Klan rallies or something.

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(Kirk Ferentz) Fri., Oct. 2 - 8:53pm

Dear Diary, Can't wait to finally get a look-see at some back-ups tomorrow.

 

(Ricky Stanzi) Fri., Oct. 2 - 9:57pm

Dear Diary, Can't wait to pad the stats tomorrow baby.

  

GAME: Oct. 3 Arkansas State

 

(Ricky Stanzi) Sun., Oct. 4 - 5:36am

Dear Diary, What is wrong with me?

 

(Kirk Ferentz) Sun., Oct. 4 - 8:31am

Dear Diary, What's wrong with Stanzi?

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(Pat Angerer) Fri., Oct. 9 -11:23pm

Dear Diary, I was thinking...I wonder if "forcier" is French for dry hump. By the way, the front seven have a pool to see you will knock the luol deng out that kid. I could sure use the money. 

 

GAME: Oct. 10 Michigan

 

(Pat Angerer) Sun., Oct. 11 - 11:41am

Dear Diary, I was close. It means manwhore.

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(Derrell Johnson-Koulianos) Fri., Oct. 16 - 10:21pm

Dear Diary, Do I wear the Mandarin or Spread collar for interviews after the game tomorrow?

 

GAME: Oct. 17 at Wisconsin

 

(Adam Robinson) Sun., Oct. 18 - 10:22am

Dear Diary, First off, I have to give credit to the O-line. Those guys played awesome. Second, I'm betting Wegher's ass hurts.

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(Kirk Ferentz) Sat., Oct. 24 - 2:43pm

Dear Diary, No more night games in East Lansing. This place is boooooring.

 

GAME: Oct. 24 at Michigan State

 

(Kirk Ferentz) Sun., Oct. 25 - 8:32am

Dear Diary, No more night games in East Lansing. That place is too intense.

 

(Derrell Johnson-Koulianos) Sun., Oct. 25 - 9:12am

Dear Diary, McNutt is starting to annoy me. On an unrelated note, got some new cufflinks in East Lansing. They're sweet.

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GAME: Oct. 31 Indiana

 

(Ken O'Keefe) Sun., Nov. 1 - 3:43pm

Dear Diary, Kirk walked in my office today and gave me an anemometer. Then walked out. Not a word spoken. What should I think?   

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(Derrell Johnson-Koulianos) Wed., Nov. 5 - 2:45pm

Dear Diary, Fucking finally. 

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(Ricky Stanzi) Fri., Nov. 6 - 8:43pm

Dear Diary, The Twilight double disc set came in the mail this morning. About time! I’m totally jacked. God knows when the replica of the Sorcerer’s Stone is coming though…Hello!  

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GAME: Nov. 7 Northwestern

 

 

 

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"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 6, 2009 8:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's nice that we...

will have the diaries of this monumentous season, for posterity’s sake.

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 6, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Whats the over/under

on how many SI’s DJK bought yesterday. I’d say 20.

by undutchable on Nov 6, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Good stuff

I’m a sucker for a good anemometer joke.

by Guancous on Nov 6, 2009 8:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Niiiiiice.

I’m betting DJK sends a signed copy of the SI to Pharty.

by Imustbreakyou on Nov 6, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I hope DJK

got himself a nice pair of Hawkeye cufflinks.
I bought these for my wedding. They’re pretty sweet

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oooooooooo....

I was this close to getting those for my wedding too! My wife would’ve been fucking PISSED. I totally shoulda’ done that. Dammit.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

She was pissed?

Oh man, I’m sorry. Mine was happy for me and I got them for all the groomsmen. Best decision ever.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, she probably would have been, had I actually bought 'em

Or maybe not. I dunno. It was really more a matter of my waiting too long/being lazy and just not buying them. Oh well.
They are sweet, though.

And Stoops – fucking brilliant man, brilliant. I love the DJK entries. And like Guancous, I too love a good anemometer joke.

by Bucketochicken on Nov 6, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cuff links

Titties! Ok where do I buy those?

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Nov 6, 2009 9:36 PM CST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

called my Mom in Iowa

so she could buy me a copy of SI with DJK on the cover. It’s effin regional. No love for Iowa in North Carolina.

BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!

by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 7, 2009 8:54 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

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