get delayed due to weather and landed in Tulsa in, like, the middle of the third quarter and the team arrived to see Tulsa playing against nobody and winning 27-0.

Only beating jNWU by 42 was much worse.

you might be missing the fact that it is jNWU week…

I used to drive the Cambus and was working game shuttle support for the so-called buttfucking by the refs. It was just a horrible event standing at the loop and watching our fans come up, yelling at me because there weren’t enough buses for them yet. I think I need therapy for that day still.

It’s been a long time since ISU. We need…, no we are due…, no we deserve a complete incineration of game. A game where jNW is just a piece of burnt toast at the end. Or at least a game where my internal AED doesn’t fire off 3 or 4 times.

is “in the toilet”? I guess that’s why they call it the University of Spoiled Children.

You must have gotten these “entertainers” from the River Queen. Ah, what a shit hole that place is.

I was in Norman, Oklahoma and that game almost ruined a 4-day bender. In 2007, I was also in Norman for the Northwestern game – I stood along a wall at a bar watching the one TV that was allowed to have the game on. The only reason I could tell the one TV was allowed was because the sister of NU’s center (don’t remember his name) was there (wearing his jersey) and clearly knew the bartenders. I had to silently cheer the Hawkeye win as she was at least as big as he was.

This year, I will be in the stands. I will be in Norman the following weekend. Don’t remember who we play though….

East Dubuque is world renowned for very friendly pregnant adult establishment employees

One of my buddy’s told a stripper: “you guys should get a blacklight pool table, or something else, to get people to actually come in this place.”

The stripper looked at him dumbfounded and said: “well, I think people have enough incentive to come in here without a pool table.”

My friend started laughing at her and says: “yeah, right, we just came here for the $1 bottles that you have right now. Trust me, we’re leaving when we’re finished drinking.”

I’ve been to strip clubs in 15 different states and the District of Columbia (including a truly horrifying one in Albert Lea, MN), but never one in Iowa. Posts like these make me think I never will.

Had to wait for ESPN mobile page refreshes whilst getting drunk at the Annheiser Busch tour to know how truly miserable the day would be.

But hey – free beer?

…..since they want to be called “NU.”

Sorry, ‘Cats, you may have a great big university endowment, but you’re still only a directional school (with a great big university endowment). You don’t abbreviate the SEC as “SUC” much as some of us probably want to.

To me, they’re jNW, period. If you’re a ‘Cat. they’re jNU, preferably. I suppose jNWU is a compromise, but then again so is putting Coke in your whisky.