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So me and my roommate are watching the WWL this afternoon and one of those annoying acne commercials came on.  It was a procative one, and regardless if that shit works or not, I can attest that they always find smoking hot chicks for the commercials.  So there was this just gorgeous chick in the commercial that was some sort of quasi celebrity, but we couldn't remember her name.  I decided to make an executive decision and go to proactive.com to see if I could find out the chicks name so I could add her to the old spank bank hot celebrity list.  Luckily on their website they have a celebrity section.  So I figure why not?  This is where it has to be.  And then the hilarity started.

I found this little guy/monster mother fucker on there as a celebrity.  It just goes to show, that if DJK gets with the program, maybe he will have some future after football, as this other hawkeye great.  Enjoy.  BTW, kind of discouraging that the article only talks about the NFL, when he did very little in the NFL, and there is no mention of his Iowa playing days, or the supposed rumor that he never ate a piece of candy, drank pop, or alcohol.

Enjoy.

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This is funny because I was just looking up information on Kevin Kasper like 2 days ago for no apparent reason

I read that they had pulled all of his ProActive commercials once he was released and not picked up another NFL team.

Consolation prize, he is fucking jacked:

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 4, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No shit...

still waiting for an answer.

by Dip-Shit on Nov 5, 2009 6:59 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Whatever happend to the '"jail-break screen?"

Remember back when this was pretty much the only play that ever worked? Kasper (as big of a tool as he was) used to take this thing to the house about 1 out of every 3 times we ran it.

"Are you sayin' Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"

by DCHawkeye07 on Nov 5, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So did CJ Jones

Back in 2002. He tossed Michigan’s salad twice that day with the jailbreak screen.

by Duez I say on Nov 6, 2009 8:29 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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