Fortunately, I hear that Clayborn collects the hopes and dreams of opposing QBs and detroys them. So it evens out in the wash.

Stanzi is no longer the Manzi in my book if he likes Twilight crap. I’m ashamed for him.

At least Twilight was a book series that was semi not-embarrassing before the emo movies. Beanie babies are what I liked when I was 10.

I can dig the Harry Potter thing – I mean, that shit came out when he was a little kid and probably (hopefully) got him intersted in reading. And, they’re fucking awesome books.

And the vampire thing… ok, that’s pretty cool too; I mean, I loved the Anne Rice novels and True Blood is a great show, but Twilight? Ugh. Come on, dude. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s technically about vampires too, but it’s weak as hell. They can be in the goddamn sun, for fuck’s sake! Talk about shitting all over proper vampire lore & the “rules.” And that Stephanie Whateverhernameis lady can’t write her way out of a wet paper sack. Have you ever tried to read any of that tripe? Terrible. Just terrible.*

Then again I love Star Wars and played a lot of D&D in high school and listen to heavy metal even though I’m a grown man, so… whatever.

*Disclosure – I haven’t read them, but my wife loves it, so I may have cracked open one of the books here and there just to give it a sniff, you know? Seriously, it reads like it was written by a 13-year-old girl writing a note to her BFF about how dreamy the algebra teacher is or something.

I’m not sure how I feel about this “revelation.” It just sounds like he’s trying to screw with people’s heads and make them want to see what his room looks like (an excellent move if he’s looking to entice some lady’s to come back to his place*).

*I can’t imagine he would need any help accomplishing this after his fourth quarter performance last Saturday. I could see it if he was benched in the third quarter though.

Beanie Babies are one of the safest investment vehicles in the market right now. But Twilight? What a joke.

sigh

Ricky better not be out late before the Minneosta game catching the midnight showing of the new movie…

but they have nothing on AJ Hawk’s My Little Pony collection…

because of the fact that bruggeman is an OL. therefore he has about 100 lbs. on ricky That means a 300+ pound man collects plush animals with pun names and probably sleeps with about 3 or 4 of them each night. also, a factor has to come in if he could actually argue BB’s with the average 5 year old. if he can hold his own in that convo, that is worse. if you think about it ricky is only removed from twilight by 8 years and a penis whereas bruggeman is removed from BB’s by 250 lbs, 20 years and mental competence. therefore bruggeman’s beanie baby collection is worse. Now if stanzi went as Edward Cullen (don’t ask me how i know, i have a sister) that’d be a different story although apparently SDS is a vampire.

…how many of you guys proclaim exposure to twilight shit via your wives. I am a chick and the day I influence the reading list of my partner-in-crime is the day he and I will have a giant foofy wedding in front of the Pope. Then again, I’m not reading twilight shit, so maybe I’m not a real woman. I voted for beanie babies as more embarrassing even though they could serve a point if Bruggeman can juggle.

Say it ain’t so, Rick! NOOOOOOOO!

She says they are awesome and that Edward is the perfect man.
She also says they make her feel like a teenage girl again.

That does not bode well for Ricky.

were investments. For awhile, some people were paying hundreds of dollars for the rare ones. I think there are probably still a few fanatics out there.

I could care less if Stanzi prances out of the locker room in a neon pink thong belting out showtunes and making out with an Edward Cullen poster – as long as he stays as clutch as he has been and keeps WINNING.

My first response to this news was WTF! But then I thought about it. Stanzi appears to have balls of steel and I like to compare a QB to a closer in baseball. The good ones have to be a little different to handle the pressure and stay focused. So if Harry Potter and this twillight shit keeps Stanzi’s mind in the right place then great!

However, if I hear Stanzi and Bruggeman like to hangout in the pink locker room after practice because they enjoy the ora…then I will be worried!