Just In Case You Were Wondering If Kirk Ferentz Would Look Ridiculous With A Moustache

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 4, 2009 12:32 AM CST in Iowa Hawkeyes Football

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...yeah, he probably would.

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A few years later

and it would look disturbingly like this:

"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid

by HawkOnRails on Nov 4, 2009 12:53 AM CST reply actions

That's not disturbing at all.

Dick Van Dyke’s ‘stache is among the greatest. Although Kirk is far clean cut to pull one off, even if it is as mighty as DVD’s.

/O'keefe'd

by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Nov 4, 2009 2:52 AM CST up reply actions

What about white pants?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 4, 2009 7:16 AM CST reply actions

My name is Inigo Montoya...

…you took a 10 point lead on my team. Prepare to die.

Ouch.

by danthony on Nov 4, 2009 7:42 AM CST reply actions

Ferentz doesn't look like himself even in the un-doctored version of that pic.

He looks very stressed. Is that from the Western Michigan game? It looks like its a still from a movie with one of those deep focus contrazoom sequences, where he just realized they are going to lose to Western Michigan at home on senior day and not make it to a bowl.

by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 4, 2009 8:58 AM CST reply actions

I think it bears a likeness to:

And yes, I realize how typical of one of my type that is.

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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 4, 2009 10:02 AM CST reply actions

Give me full beard

I wanna see the full beard. I think, potentially, Captain Kirk with a full beard could be what could finally give us the positive media attention to vault up in the human polls based on the ever elusive “Style” points.

"All the hay is in the barn as far as I'm concerned come game time" - The Legend Hayden Fry

by hawkeye4life on Nov 4, 2009 10:14 AM CST reply actions