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Just In Case You Were Wondering If Kirk Ferentz Would Look Ridiculous With A Moustache

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...yeah, he probably would.

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A few years later

and it would look disturbingly like this:

"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid

by HawkOnRails on Nov 4, 2009 12:53 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's not disturbing at all.

Dick Van Dyke’s ‘stache is among the greatest. Although Kirk is far clean cut to pull one off, even if it is as mighty as DVD’s.

/O'keefe'd

by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Nov 4, 2009 2:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My name is Inigo Montoya...

…you took a 10 point lead on my team. Prepare to die.

Ouch.

by danthony on Nov 4, 2009 7:42 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ferentz doesn't look like himself even in the un-doctored version of that pic.

He looks very stressed. Is that from the Western Michigan game? It looks like its a still from a movie with one of those deep focus contrazoom sequences, where he just realized they are going to lose to Western Michigan at home on senior day and not make it to a bowl.

by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 4, 2009 8:58 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think it bears a likeness to:

And yes, I realize how typical of one of my type that is.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 4, 2009 10:02 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Give me full beard

I wanna see the full beard. I think, potentially, Captain Kirk with a full beard could be what could finally give us the positive media attention to vault up in the human polls based on the ever elusive “Style” points.

"All the hay is in the barn as far as I'm concerned come game time" - The Legend Hayden Fry

by hawkeye4life on Nov 4, 2009 10:14 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Working on it now....

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 4, 2009 10:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kirk Ferentz is the most interesting coach in the world

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 4, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Can some one say mighty?

All hail Zeus Ferentz.

/O'keefe'd

by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Nov 4, 2009 11:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

“I’m so pissed I could spit” (my gum out)

*even though that line was from Jeff Goldblum and not the Zissou

Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.

by Give Eddie a Beer on Nov 4, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE IT!!

The perfect photo for it too!

"All the hay is in the barn as far as I'm concerned come game time" - The Legend Hayden Fry

by hawkeye4life on Nov 4, 2009 11:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's missing a bolt of lightning coming out of his finger at Bill Lynch

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 4, 2009 11:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's an older Ernest Hemingway! Nice!

I’m sure the endings will be vastly different, though.

by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 4, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

God I love those SNL's

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 4, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That is awesome.

Looks like a young version of old Hemingway.

by The Naked Bootleg on Nov 4, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Josh Hull Approves!

Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.

by WestPointLion on Nov 4, 2009 11:01 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

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