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WIN? WIN.

Speaking of WIN, the Hawkeyes took out North Carolina Central 73-63 Saturday afternoon, doubling their win total in the process. Jarryd Cole had a career-high 24 points and 10 rebounds. Brennan Cougill added 9 boards, as Iowa stressed production from the post and dominated the glass. There are certainly still reasons for concern, as John Bohnenkamp writes: Iowa shot just 3/20 (!) from behind the arc, committed 16 turnovers, and surrendered 42 points to the Fightin' Scientologists1 in the second half. But when you consider that this year's team is the first to start 1-4 since the Herbert Hoover administration, a win is a big step in the right direction. The Hawkeyes play Virginia Tech Tuesday evening. Liveblog will be here.
1 -- Might not be true. Then again, their mascot is a Tom Cruise impersonator2, so I guess it could be correct.
2 -- Also might not be true.
Caring Is ROLLIN. As widely reported in the FanPosts, Illinois tight end prospect C.J. "The Polish Hat" Fiedorowicz decommitted from Illinois and pledged his undying love and affection to Kirk Ferentz over the holiday weekend. The move surprised nobody, as Fiedorowicz (4* Rivals, 4* Scout, 81/100 ESPN) had been making the googly eyes at Iowa for a couple of months and made at least two visits to Iowa City this season, to say nothing for the fact that it never made much sense for one of the nation's top tight end recruits to play for a program that doesn't even use a tight end. Still, it doesn't make his comments on the sad state of affairs in Champbana any less schadenfreudy:
"I wasn't happy with what is going on at Illinois," Fiedorowicz said. "I like all the coaches at Iowa. They will be staying around for a long time. I went to the Iowa/Minnesota game last weekend and the atmosphere was so much better than at Illinois. Now I feel good about my decision."
Fiedorowicz said he opted to switch because he is impressed with the way Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz incorporates the tight end into his offense. He said he had become disenchanted with Illinois' offensive system and reluctance to utilize the tight end in passing situations. "Illinois doesn't throw to the tight end, maybe 10 times all year," he said. "But it is an important part of Iowa's system. (Former Wheaton Warrenville South tight end) Tony Moeaki is in on every play. I hung out with him on Saturday night. He loves the Iowa program. He said there is no better school that he'd rather go to. He feels a part of the offense...."
He said he began to have doubts when he attended the Michigan State/Illinois game in Champaign. "I saw the fans weren't into it. There wasn't a lot of fan support. Illinois wasn't playing well. And I never saw the tight end on the field. I decided to look around," Fiedorowicz said.
All of that is solid gold, but it's, "[the coaches] will be staying around for a long time," that makes it pure porn for us Zook haters. Welcome to the fold, C.J. We'll do everything we can to match the electric atmosphere of Memorial Stadium on Saturdays. Well, at least on those Saturdays when the Illinois basketball team is playing.
That Flag Can Stop Bullets. From the Daily Times-Herald in lovely Carroll, Iowa (home of Adam Haluska) (and, yes, also home to one of the Metrodome sex people), the story of Carey Promes, a soldier serving his second tour of duty in Iraq surrounded by enemies on all sides. No, not Al Qqeda insurgents; Iowa State and Nebraska fans. Promes had to listen to incessant nagging from people who actually think Big XII North football is relevant, and had little to point to in response beyond current record and BCS standing. Fortunately, some friends stepped in and helped out:
Promes phoned Jeff Cayler, the Carroll police chief, an Iowa grad whose daughters Amy and Krissy had worked in the Hawkeye Football Office while attending the university.
Cayler arranged to have Krissy buy a gold flag with black tiger hawk logo and bring it to Christina Lamaak, a Wall Lake View Auburn High grad now working at the football office. Cayler, a friend of head coach Kirk Ferentz, also asked that the Iowa coaching staff and players autograph the flag.
Lamaak and administrative assistant Karen Messier got each coach to sign the tiger hawk with silver marker. Defensive coordinator Norm Parker, suffering from a diabetic foot problem, even had the flag brought to his room at University of Iowa Hospital so he could sign.
The flag was kept at the front desk at the Hawkeye Football Office for a week so players could autograph the gold portion with black marker....
"For $37 and a little bit of time, we made a lot of guys' days," Cayler said. "That's one piece of home, one semblance of normalcy, the soldiers can have with them over there, something that shows them that no matter what else is going on they're still Hawkeye fans."
I'm a little surprised that Norm had them bring the flag to him in the hospital, only because I imagine Norm hearing about this, wheeling himself to the football offices, grunting something about Vietnam, signing the flag, and immediately heading back to his hospital bed.
In all seriousness, I have no idea if any soldiers read this blog, but if you are, thanks and God bless. That even goes for the Iowa State and Nebraska fans.
Footnotes:
- Marc Morehouse (who, if he was a federal agent, would be called "Narc Morehouse") watched The Blind Side and, after a little digging on the origins of DJK's hyphenated last name, found a similar story.
- Mike Hlas catches up with Iowa legend, and current Minnesota Viking all-pro candidate and destroyer of men, Chad Greenway. There's talk of Purple Jesus and the Gunslinger, but Greenway couldn't resist a parting shot at the Gophers.
- The Rivalry, Esq. chronicles the origins and status of the veritable cornucopia of Big Ten trophy games. One of the most interesting: The slab of bacon, for which Wisconsin and Minnesota played in the 30's and 40's, only to have it mysteriously disappear in the bowels of Camp Randall and go undiscovered for 27 years. Also, there's Floyd of Rosedale.
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Did you miss a footnote to follow up on “Fighting Scientologists”?
I hope so, because I’m sure the joke was/would be epic.
by Internet Legend on Nov 30, 2009 8:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Shit.
Yes. That’s what I get for typing in the morning. Fixed.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 30, 2009 8:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome,
I knew fighting scientologists would be hilarious.
by Internet Legend on Nov 30, 2009 10:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks a lot
for including the thing about Carey Promes. I went to high school with one of his daughters and he is a great father/person. He has made a huge impact in our community and I thought it was really neat to see the Hawks reach out to him like that.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 30, 2009 9:43 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's a cool story
However, there is absolutely nothing lovely about Carroll. Adam Haluska is cool, but even he is slightly counteracted by his douchey brother.
by NorseHawk on Nov 30, 2009 9:53 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
so
Who is this other brother Haluska and how and or why is he so douchey?
by J.R. Angle has a posse on Nov 30, 2009 11:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't there one on the ISU hoops team?
Sean Haluska, I think?
by RossWB on Nov 30, 2009 11:52 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He was a senior
However. He has a younger brother in HS who Iowa is/was looking at for QB. But to answer the question, yes, he is a douche as well.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 30, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
3 that i know of.
and Adam has a baby too.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 30, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was referring to Sean
He’s the same age as I am, and my high school is in the same conference as Carroll. He was always douchey as hell. I also once heckled him for an entire basketball game (I am also kind of a douche) to the point that he starting yelling at me during a timeout, which in turn caused his coach to start yelling at him about not focusing on the game (which my team won in a huge upset, largely because Sean played like ass). That was fun.
by NorseHawk on Nov 30, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The youngest haluska
plays for Carroll still. Last year, one of my best friends was put on him and broke Haluska’s nose. He got T’d up but told me he’d do it again in a heartbeat just to see him cry again
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 30, 2009 5:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"The Polish Hat"
Here’s a man wearing a Fiedorowicz:

I had to think about that joke for a second. The first thought that came to my mind was that a “Polish Hat” was some sort of obscure and offensive sexual maneuver akin to a Cleveland Steamer
Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on Nov 30, 2009 10:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fiedorowicz
Does it seem unlikely to anyone else that a kid that’s 6’7" and 245 lbs as a senior in high school is actually going to play tight end for Ferentz?
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Nov 30, 2009 11:13 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
No.
I think the uncertainty from people comes from the fact that Iowa hasn’t traditionally gotten athletic super-freak recruits like this under KF. The Polish Hat is, by all accounts, an elite TE prospect with the size, speed, and (we think) the hands to back that up — why mess with that? Sure, we’ve turned TE prospects into other positions before, but prospects of CJ’s caliber haven’t come to Iowa City all that often. We certainly didn’t try to turn Tony Moeaki into something else.
by RossWB on Nov 30, 2009 11:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
True.
But Moeaki is three inches shorter than The Polish Hat (I was going to resist the nickname but I can’t — it’s just too good).
I turned this over in my head for a while and we’ve had 6’ 7" kids that turn into pretty good tight ends (Scott Chandler) and tackles (Robert Gallery). It seems to depend less on their size and speed and more on whether their body can hold an extra 75 lbs of muscle and whether they’re willing to change positions. I would imagine teaching footwork and technique to a kid like this would be relatively easy.
However, I hadn’t considered the fact that I am not mentally prepared for Iowa to regularly recruit anything other than projects. Getting prototypical players at their positions is kind of weird to me. That’s a good point.
by Abbas_Cincinnatus on Nov 30, 2009 12:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I would say it also depends on their relative ceilings at a given position, too.
A guy may be a middling 2* TE, or, with the proper work from Doyle and the proper instruction from KF/Morgan, turn into the equivalent of a 3-4* OL. The 2* TE may eventually see the field, but if he does, it probably won’t be for a while (unless it’s special teams, maybe). The 3-4* OL probably has a much better chance of seeing the field sooner and working into the OL rotation. (And some guys are just gifted at multiple positions; Edds came in as a TE recruit but became an excellent LB… I think he would have become a heck of a TE if he had stayed there, though.)
With CJ, you have someone who appears to have a very high ceiling at TE, so there’s little incentive to try and make him into something else, IMO. KF has had phenomenal success transforming guys who played one position in HS into something else in college (Gallery, Clark, Solomon, Greenway, Roth, King, DJK, etc.), and I have no doubt we’ll continue to see more of that. We’re still Iowa and unless things really change, we’re not going to be able to get prototypical players for each position. Some creativity will still be required. CJ just doesn’t appear to be one of those types — he’s just a unique physical specimen for Iowa.
by RossWB on Nov 30, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
His Build
Reminds me of Chandler. Tall and built.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 30, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Cayler
Has been the Police Chief in Carroll for a long, long time. Because I just attended my 20-year reunion this summer and he was police chief when I left. I’ve had the pleasure of having my car pulled over by Jeff Cayler and his minions many, many times (since there is very little actual crime in Carroll and the police spend their time harassing drivers going 2 mph over the speed limit, especially if they are young and drive a beater, as I did in 1989).
Carroll is fine. Embarrassing that it’s represented in congress by Steve King (sorry to interject politics), but otherwise fine. Just got back from there in fact. Lovely place to spend my Thanksgiving weekend.
by DonnyDonovan on Nov 30, 2009 11:35 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Which high school did you attend?
and i’m guessing a lot of those incidents happened on Grant Rd. between 11 and 2 A.M
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 30, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Went to CHS.
And yes, Grant Road, Main St., maybe 18th St. on occasion.
More on topic, I don’t know any of the Haluskas. I have heard Adam is a good guy, but that’s about all I know.
I do know Lois Feldman a little.
by DonnyDonovan on Nov 30, 2009 2:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cool
It’s good to know there’s another Carroll-ite on here. I know there are a few others too. And i don’t personally know the Haluskas either. But Adam is the only one i’ve heard decent things about.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 30, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"that makes it pure porn for us Zook haters"
No Zook hate from me. I hope that loser stays there 20 more years.
by salparadise23 on Nov 30, 2009 3:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
Why deepest fear is that one day, Illinois and Minnesota wake up and actually hire competent coaches.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 30, 2009 4:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
There are few coaches I love more than The Zooker. It will be a sad day when he’s finally fired (a day that thankfully still seems to be a few years away because their athletic department is broke and can’t afford his buyout)
by NorseHawk on Nov 30, 2009 5:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs





















