There seems to be some confusion about where I have been. For those of you who didn't read my blog, I moved back to MInneapolis to take prerequisite classes for grad school. Anyways, now that I have some focus in my life, I don't have time to obsessively reload this page and comment about poor fashion choices of Iowa State fans as I did before (those were the days!)

So no, I was not driven away by my picture on the internet. In fact, I thought I looked quite awesome in those goggles. I'm just busy.

However, I think it's time I come clean. I still read this site on a daily basis, but not in the sense I used to. Instead now I have the pleasure (!) of Mr. Jebus H Christ read your ridiculous comments to me in person. Yes, folks. He is my boyfriend, and when he says he isn't wearing pants, he really isn't wearing pants.

So stay classy, BHGP. I may be reading about Bowman's capsule right now, but trust me, I'd rather be trying to track down J Lehman's IP address with you fucking weirdos.

(Also, he's 0-2 against me in our fantasy football league. Snap!)