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WE'RE TALKIN' BASKETBALL: Wichita's State

Wichita St. Shockers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Nov 24, 2009 6:45 PM CST


Okay, so yesterday didn't work out so great. That whole "tied at the halftime" thing? We think it only made Texas mad.

Wichita State, fortunately, is no Texas, and they got spanked by Pittsburgh. We mean literally spanked, with a cat-o'-nine-tails and everything. It was upsetting, especially for the kids. How that didn't draw a T, we'll never know. Eh, it's still early in the year. Once conference play starts, that's definitely a foul.

Anyhoo.

Your consolation thread is rightchere. Game's on ESPNU, which is so misleading because you can't even get a B.A. from there. Oh well, we'll still keep putting it on our resumes. It's how we roll.

Let's get the bronze medal here at the Kansas City Invitational Classic Deluxe Whatever. Comments go here, people. You all know the rules by now. Let's do this.

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We are dominating by 2 points right now

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 24, 2009 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

Also dominating: this thread

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 6:58 PM CST reply actions  

It's pretty intense time for Iowa basketball right now

Everyone is probably glued to the boob tube.

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 24, 2009 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

its a pro WSU crowd

The dude in front of me won’t sit down.

Run a high screen for Tucker already.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 7:03 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

iowa lost the Sprint racing

Txt off. Bobby Hanson looks inconsulable..

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 7:07 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Does anyone ever feel like they could outperform Bawinkel?

I mean granted he is 6’5" or what not, he doesn’t really do anything besides jack the three ball.

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 24, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to cave and put the game on

I kind of wanted to skip it, but when third place is on the line, you gotta go balls-out.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:05 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit that place is dead.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

i think we might try to move behind

The WSU bench. There’s like 3 parents…

Someone should try to guard #41. Soon.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 7:11 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That rim's a bitch of a defender

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:07 PM CST reply actions  

Cougill looked to me last night

like he was somewhat competent out there. I was not expecting that.

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 24, 2009 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

Garrett Stutz is killing Iowa

And I’m just going to go ahead and guess that he’s due for a cold snap at any moment.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

Iowa's not even shooting poorly at all

It’s just that Wichita State can’t miss, even if they do something insane like have their center jack 25-footers.

27-20 Shockers.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:11 PM CST reply actions  

We are 8 for 13 shooting right now

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 24, 2009 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Meanwhile, they're 11-17

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

and losing by 7

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 24, 2009 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

The spacing on offense

is much better tonight. There’s room to drive and pass, including feed the post

by hdhawk on Nov 24, 2009 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

Meanwhile, Iowa has three assists on nine FGs

Hell of an offense, Lick!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

WHY WON'T THEY STOP MAKING BASKETS

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:17 PM CST reply actions  

Why won't they die

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 24, 2009 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

I feel like...

someone needs to guard Stutz and Hatch, I’m at work so I don’t get the pleasure of watching this. Are they just running around doing as they please?

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 24, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions  

14-21 from the field for Wichita

Meanwhile, Bawinkel gets the ball with nobody within 12 feet of him, and he clanks one like he’s trying to break the rim.

Sigh.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

They are just murdering Iowa with jumpers right now.

And defense. And everything else. But especially the jumpers.

Wichita now up 40-26 after yet another open three splashes down.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

$ 25 down the tube

MEH
F@ck

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 7:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Well children

Enjoy the rest of the game, I’m outtie.

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 24, 2009 7:29 PM CST reply actions  

Stutz goes 7-8 for 16 in the first half...

And it’s 44-30 at the break. I don’t really know what to say.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:31 PM CST reply actions  

section 120

Row 11
Seats 5 & 6 are inconsulable.

Let’s see if the bud light guy sells whiskey.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 7:31 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Just tuned in.

What did I miss? Looks like a hot WSU shooter a good deal of pain.

by Argulor on Nov 24, 2009 7:34 PM CST reply actions  

Nobody ever misses for Wichita State.

Ever.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Iowa comes out early

for warm ups. Maybe someone like Bullwinkle will get hot & hit a couple of 3’s to get back in this game.

Iowa didn’t even bring their band, they hired Cole’s high school to play.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 7:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Thats kind of cool.

I would have loved that opportunity if there was ever a tournament anywhere near NW Iowa….ha…ha…..

by Argulor on Nov 24, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

wsu is shooting @ this

end so we’ll be able to get a good look at Lick’s D this half.

Maybe we"ll hold them to 20 pts this half?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 7:47 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Gannon "You know the Hawkeyes can shoot the three pointer"

waht they should know is taht they can’t make the three pointer

by hdhawk on Nov 24, 2009 7:48 PM CST reply actions  

HERE COMES THE RALLY

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

1) work on interior D

2) Run screen or double screen for Payne or Gatens

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 7:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Is Iowa actually discovering the mid-range jumper?

Hawkeyes back within 10.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Iowa digs into WSU's biggest lead...

One 12-3 run for God’s Team later, it’s 49-42, Not God’s Team.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

dear sprint center:

When your throwing out free stuff, don’t send 7th graders that can’t throw shirts more than 5 rows up.

Regards, 11th row people

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 7:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Garrett Stutz back in the game

which means Iowa’s about to lose by 70.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 8:02 PM CST reply actions  

cole & cow in @ the same time

did they do that last night?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 8:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I think they both started against Texas.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 24, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Both teams excited about the return of Stutz

Tucker takes a 15-step drive—surprisingly, travel gets called—and WSU responds with an airball. Irate at being shown up, Iowa gives the ball up before even getting across half court, and Shockers have no choice but to bury a jumper.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Ugh three point play coming up...

can why won’t they let us get close? Real teams don’t close out games! Right NAME REDACTED?

by Argulor on Nov 24, 2009 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

how many rebs do we have?

8 ?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 8:10 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Where the white women at?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Jebus!!

Jimmy Clausen got punch in the face!

by Argulor on Nov 24, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude

Yes. Made me happier than a puppy with 2 peckers.

Also, this will not be the last time.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I got the video of Jimothy gettin a 2-piece

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtg1CUxiz9A&feature=player_embedded

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, this is getting ugly

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

When it gets ugly I start looking for soft core porn on the premium channels

by donny on Nov 24, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Start looking for Shannon Tweed then

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Crash is providing me with a fix

by donny on Nov 24, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Biggest Loser is on as well. RAWRRR!!!

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

the arena is slowly filling with

Texas fans. They never bothered selling the $ 10 upper deck seats like yrs past.

I think the Sprint Center hosts a Regional next year.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 8:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Since when have you been able to afford the premium channels?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Nov 24, 2009 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Will Tucker be the next to transfer?

I’d like to describe his demeanor as “icy cool” but it really looks more like he just doesn’t give a shit

by hdhawk on Nov 24, 2009 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, I just got a "body language warning" from him.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been saying this for awhile.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 24, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

If Brommer and Coug played at the same time, who would keep the last 4 seats on the bench warm?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

It was a fat joke, not an attrition joke.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

big butts and all. I’ve got transfers on the brain watching the game tonight.

by hdhawk on Nov 24, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Can you blame them? Fuck, Lick'd transfer if he could.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope

Not wishing they were still here, just figuring out who’s next to go. Lil’ Lick probably has to do killer drills in the basement when he gets home.

Time to find a hobby for the winter – won’t need to make too much time for watching this basketball thing.

by hdhawk on Nov 24, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m going to get caught up on shows I missed. Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, Brotherhood, Dexter, Battlestar Galactica, 30 Rock, and True Blood. They’re all waiting for me.

Thank the gods we still have the NFL for a few months.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

those are all good

I haven’t watched battlestar, per se, but have heard good things. The others are great.

I plan on reading the greats: Wallace, Gladwell, Klosterman (again), and – yes – Simmons.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Nov 24, 2009 9:15 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

The Road.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 25, 2009 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

McCarthy is so exhausting.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Nov 25, 2009 8:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I believe Iowa hoops is an appropriate aperitif

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 25, 2009 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm.

I should read that, but I just finished THE GONE-AWAY WORLD, which satisfied my post-apocalyptic lit jones for a bit and didn’t make me want to slit my wrists.

by RossWB on Nov 25, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

That was not a pretty sequence there.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

unguarded 3

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 8:19 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

eh

You know, this loss is really going to hurt our resume on selection Sunday.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Nov 24, 2009 8:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Oh snap!

Brew just lost his highly touted kicker recruit. Kid de-committed and is now going to UCLA.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:24 PM CST reply actions  

Of course it went in. Why wouldn't it?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

Iowa kids and frozen treats!

wtf

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

More like FTW!

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Nov 24, 2009 8:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I like how we was all "I gotta get me some of that!" Creepy. Sounded a little like Brad Childress when the cameras are off.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 24, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Wichita's 3s should only count for one point.

That would be more fair.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

i was expecting the Carolina

4 corners. Epic. Really. Maybe rebound & block out before the next game?

Is that too much to ask for?

Texas & Pitt are out here now. I’m guessing Pit is 3rd or 4th in Big East.

Here’s hoping for 9 more wins.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 8:39 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

How bad was this game?

If Iowa had help Wichita to 14 points in the second half, they’d still have lost.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Nov 24, 2009 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

stoltz comes out to a standing

O from the wsu fans. He had a good game. Lick didn’t have anyone to guard him.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 24, 2009 8:43 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

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