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Texas Longhorns at Iowa Hawkeyes, Nov 23, 2009 9:00 PM CST


Western Carolina guard Brandon Giles (1) drives against Texas guard Avery Bradley (0) during the first half of an NCAA college basketball game in Austin, Texas, Wednesday, Nov. 18, 2009. (AP Photo/Erich Schlegel)

Erich Schlegel - AP

2 months ago: Western Carolina guard Brandon Giles (1) drives against Texas guard Avery Bradley (0) during the first half of an NCAA college basketball game in Austin, Texas, Wednesday, Nov. 18, 2009. (AP Photo/Erich Schlegel)

Oh, like you were going to do anything else on a Monday at 9:00. Why not watch Iowa upset Texas? Why, Cully Payne's going to run wild on--okay, we can't even continue with that sentence with a straight face.

The line is roughly 2 TDs and a field goal, and we're worried that Iowa wouldn't cover if it were twice that. Of course, usually when we worry about things like that, Iowa ends up making fools of us all. So are we trying to reverse juju the Hawkeyes into a stunning upset? No no; we're legitimately worried this'll be over by the second TV timeout. All depends on if the shots fall, and for how long.

You know someone on Texas wants to dunk on Brennan Cougill and Andrew Brommer, though. Totally.

Thread is rightchere, I'll be your host, and feel free to join in. Let's do this.

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I am bored

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

me too, but

my team is on national tv – weird

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We should get to play with 6 players or something

I mean, they’ll all just try to stand in the same corner, but we need something.

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Pitt 68/ Wichita State 55

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS HOW AN UPSET BEGINS

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nevermind, he missed

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha That was great

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson hadn't crushed my fantasy football dreams

I would be watching MNF, but I guess I’ll watch my first hawkeyes bball game of the season

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Domination inside by Iowa!

It’s Hungary vs. Soviet Union all over again!

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Correct call on Cole

That’s such a bullshit move.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We're winning!

Upset of the year!

by Argulor on Nov 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

it's on ESPN360.com for those cable deprived.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Call timeout and have the team take a picture in front of the scoreboard

DO IT QUICK BEFORE WE LOSE THIS LEAD

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It is a classic

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!

Stupid Lickliter

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I love that story

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Reply fail

It is a classic

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So is Texas not even gonna try to go inside

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's what I'm talking about

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just nubs?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

rebounding nubs

that’s the recruiting angle

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"Boy, Iowa does not want to get into a track meet with Texas."

Or do we? /takes dramatic pull from pipe

//pipe has crack in it

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Reminds me so much of Michigan's front seven

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

As much as I dislike SUPASTAR, I enjoyed watching him pwn UM's DEs

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They're bad at basketball?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably

Michigan’s linebackers wouldn’t do well against shot fakes.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Quarless wide open for a layup!

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fun while it lasted, right?

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They can dribble AND shoot

did I just hear the announcer say McDonald’s All-American Slam dunk winner? We’re in trouble.

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Texas "limit turnovers", that's how they'll beat these 2009 Hawkeyes

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Only 13 points

Iowa’s dragging them to their level

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like the perfect gameplan

Trying to deliver pathetic suckness through osmosis

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Those cheaters!

the ball shouldn’t get stuck in the net. They should have to forfeit.

by Argulor on Nov 23, 2009 9:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Iowa is not exactly shooting very well.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

is Iowa last in the conf in FG %?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I can think of worse defensive strategies

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

STANZIBALL?

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton is completely unguardable.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

down 5 suddenly 11

white guys can’t jump coach Lick. we all learned this lesson during the Harrelson movie. please adjust recruiting strategy accordingly.

by crabashng on Nov 23, 2009 9:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

here comes a texas 15-2 run....

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

NUMBERS

GAAAAHHHHH I HATE THIS OFFENSE

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see an offense

All I see are turnovers

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and pain.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes but one Texas defender = 4 Iowa players

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They are really athletic

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i bet they play more than 7 guys....

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They're less white than you

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would hope so

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah wtf was that?

Shock and disbelief at a fast break opportunity?

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I really should have bet on Texas.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I normally have a policy against betting on my favorite teams

I, um, may have broken it.

I spent 80 bucks on this team already this year, I need to recoup my losses. Don’t judge me, assholes.

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i've spent $ 25 + tax for tomorrow night's beat down.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's worse

I only paid 5 bucks per beat down. It’s like stealing!

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well at least i can say i saw a potential Final 4 team.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, your right, i could have just stayed home and missed the beat down Tuesday nite.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good night, everybody...

I’m sure I won’t want to look at the box score tomorrow morning, but I will.

KOK, you might be a genius...

by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 23, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I have never had a cab driver sing Biz Markie with me

And believe me, I’ve asked plenty of them.

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Mmm, cheeseburger

/Larry Bird

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Announcer calling Bird and Magic fat

Nice move.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well seriously

Although Magic’s is partially because of HIV drugs so, perhaps not the best move.

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dagger, etc

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Good to see texas' full court press.

When their up 13. We have them right were we want them.

by Argulor on Nov 23, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wait a second

Did Cougill just hit a 3?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he meant to do it, or anything

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HERE COMES THE RALLY

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Iowa may not have skill or talent or D-1 Basketball abilities

But the effort is there.

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Or UT-San Antonio

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If he ate M&M's on the sideline

it would not be surprising at all.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

most unathletic looking guy i've ever seen in an iowa uniform

looks like he can really pound down the donuts though so there’s that.

by crabashng on Nov 23, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Want to get drunk?

Drink every time they say Texas and athleticism in the same sentence.

by Sol-Train on Nov 23, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Drunk yes...

Alcohol poisoned to death, no.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the offense isn't designed for O-Rebs.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gatens is pressing

He’s trying too hard. I’m sure he feels a burden in trying to carry this team; right now, no one can. Patience, brother. your time will come

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

nope

he’s a gamer but he sees the truth on the floor. Tough spot for him because he can’t just do it on his own. He needs to be able to go left. He doesn’t have enough lift to get over guys.

But’s he on my team every time.

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Brickwinkle is a winner.

As names go. Not as basketball players go.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Holiday party, moderate amount of wine down, just turned this on. Question: is there any reason to watch this? Are y’all going to make me laugh, or will this just be depressing/clusterfuck.

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Both

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well, the former keeps me here – the latter makes me watch football

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They should call a technical foul on Texas for dunking

It’s just mean

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i think he grabbed his jock.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha....

Rambler…I hope Iowa is never not your second favorite team.

by Argulor on Nov 23, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well that's Iowa football

I’ve no investment in Iowa basketball.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OOPS are there any Hawkeye Bball drinking rules this year?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Drink until you die.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Found Clear Creek Ice

1.99 4pack 6.2%. When there’s ten Hawks on the floor they shoot twice as poorly.

by Shooter McGavin on Nov 23, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thanks for the tip.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Eric, you are allowed to grab the ball

You don’t have to let the other team have it back after Iowa shoots. You can grab it. Then we get to miss another 3 pointer!

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Devan Bawinkle actually tried to rebound!?

I mean, it didn’t work, but he sorta tried!

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Doug Gottlieb's too smug for me to take him seriously

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Smug enough to steal credit cards from his teammates

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just think when all of these guys are coaching high school or junior high basketball in the near future

they can say they played against Texas with numerous future NBA players on their roster. And they can be that guy who watches the NBA at a bar and yells out, “I PLAYED AGAINST THAT GUY, HE WASN’T EVEN THAT GOOD!!!”

Iowa basketball 2009, where memories are made.

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I remember seeing Cliff Kingsbury

smoking Marlboro Reds and drinking whiskey during basketball season. Those were the days

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Kingsbury

And he fucking owned

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I've seen the 1995 game against UConn

I believe he hit a 30 footer

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was at the game at Carver...

when Chris Kingsbury hit like 12 threes and scored like 45 points. Of course, it was against Long Island U, so….

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

did the announcer just say we'd be better if

Wesley Johnson hadn’t transferred?

Neat. nice plane reading, douchebag.

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He did

We’re really missing Shawn Mctaggert too.

by Shooter McGavin on Nov 23, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

white unis and looks like a full-house

& they had to travel to kansas city for it.

by crabashng on Nov 23, 2009 9:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the Sprint Center is very nice. the big 12 tourney is held there every other year. i think

they have a Regional there in a few years.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't look now

only down 8 with the ball back

by cruzhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

On a side note, Vince Young is still a dope.

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This is a turnover fest

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

More like fast brake! Ha, ha, ha!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

nah

iowa doesn’t do ANYTHING fast. it’s bad when knocking your team feels so good.

by crabashng on Nov 23, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

we're not going to clear 45 points in this game, are we?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They're on pace to do it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i stand corrected. i didnt think teamLick would get hot behind the arc.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That is the most hillarious 3 point shot I have ever seen

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

be nice

it’s not that different than watching Clark throw passes a couple years ago

btw, love having you here on this board.

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Screw you

I hate you all

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

don't be touchy

we put Jake C your way.

The ones you didn’t catch he threw into the ground

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

COUGED!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Part man, part fish, part cougar?

Or something?

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

COOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUG

Giggling uncontrollably over here. He’s definitely my favorite player

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's not even close.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish the Gornstar was still around

I would watch a Cougill/Gorney buddy comedy.

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What’s the diamond pattern down the side of the capris?

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

THE POWER DIAMOND!

Actually I have no idea, but I assume it gives them power.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

like rangers?

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe they make the opponent dizzy during fast breaks?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is awesome

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha, holy crap, they're within 3.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If he turns out like...

O Miller for those two good years he had in the NBA, or like Glen Davis, I’ll take it.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Does the announcer know that Iowa has been poor at shooting 3s this year?

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't think Tucker, Cougill, or Bawinkel jump when they shoot.

Is that because they can’t, or because they choose not to?

by NHguy on Nov 23, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well, you don't jump on free throws

And Iowa hits almost 70% of those. Soooo…

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it me...

Or do our warm up shirts look like Star Trek uniforms?

by cruzhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We fed the Longhorns some downers in the prior timeout

They’re working.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This is our national championship...

staying within 3 of the #3 team in the land. I would say I could die happy right now, but we have a bowl game coming, so…maybe not.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Saying these types of things about Iowa basketball is a cry for help

It’s just basketball man, take it easy

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, that’s a bit much.

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And I wasn't joking at all...

: )

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's past my bedtime

Is this going to be worth staying up for or are they teasing me?

by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 9:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They are certainly teasing you...

but you should stay up as long as they are within ten or fifteen.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They are almost certianly teasing you

But you should probably at least keep watching until we start getting blown out. These opportunities aren’t going to come around often.

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

1st time watching the Hawks this year

Seriously: what the fuck is going on? Ya’ll have made them seem to be beyond watching. Don’t get me wrong: this isn’t good. But it’s not too bad either.

by stewartom on Nov 23, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cougill does

He’s like Chuck Norris

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think UT is declining to defend

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

doop doo de doo, doop doo de doo

/QOTSA’d

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What do you mean?

They killed Bowling Green, we must be good. ?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BRICKWINKLED!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Purdue beats Tennessee

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not surprised

Purdon’t should make a deep tournament run in March, they are legit.

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think...

Purdue is as good as everyone thinks. UNI gave them a game in the first round last year.

They can’t stay healthy, and they have Painter.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

A first round game as a 5 seed doesn’t sell me. They also beat Washington and stayed close with UConn.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So, Rambler...

are you saying that Purdue isn’t good, or is?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They're good

“Not staying healthy” doesn’t mean they’re overrated. When they’re healthy, they’re really good. And what’s wrong with Painter?

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, and A-State gave Iowa a game.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

UNI plays in the Missouri Valley

And any team from the Valley in the NCAA’s is to be taken seriously….except for Drake.

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Too soon, man

That game still bums me out. Poor Drake will never be that good again.

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That was the epitome of a one off

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Matt, just shoot

He’s way to deferential

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You know...

Iowa would do really well to learn the mid-range jumper. Texas is selling out on the shot fakes, but Iowa’s not doing anything productive with the ball once they’re by the defender.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

esp. gatens

too many drives all the way that get blocked. – pull up off the backboard

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he has a pretty good touch

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SH*T

is this happening?

by stewartom on Nov 23, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahaha, it's within one point

I am seriously laughing my ass off here. Just ridiculous.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I wish Gatens played more like May

You are ripped as fuck and shoot 103% from the free throw line. Please try to create contact.

On a more positive note, holy fuck we’re only down 1.

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If Vitale were still alive...

he’d be yelling “Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Get a TO, baby!!!! Rick Barnes knows his Longhorns are in trouble!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Are these the zombine hawks in the first 1/2?

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

fuck, zombie, zombie. although I kind of like zombine.

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just saw Brommer in the huddle.

How’d he get so flushed and sweaty?

by NHguy on Nov 23, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Basketball schizofrenia

is alive in well in Iowa City, it seems. Where the hell is this coming from?

by Pete Rossman on Nov 23, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You're winning

Period

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HELL YEAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

we’re tied with Texas at half

by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

um. wow.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ha ha ha

laughter is the only proper response

by crabashng on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I consider this a win right now

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Eric May is my new God.

(Not really Lord, I’m just making a joke.)

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

USA! USA! USA!

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How did Lickliter convince Gonzaga to

switch players with us?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahah!! that was hilarious

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I know Lick is emphasizing the open three...

but that was ridiculous.

And wonderful.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he looked like Kingsbury there, didn't he?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

why don't we run that every play

why doesn’t our coach understand what our team can do?

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hook 'em Hawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holy cow....

Tyler Smith dunked that ball so hard the net flipped it up and back into the hoop again! Glad I saw it between giggle fits.

by Argulor on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I read “giggle tits”, and liked that better

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty sure

J. Lehman took that final shot of the half

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Meh

Ferentz: “Can you score 4 points in basketball?”
Lickliter: “Uhhh….yes.”
Ferentz: “Can you score 6 points in basketball?”
Lickliter: “Yeah…”
Ferentz: “I like it.”

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Russians hate our freedom

so let’s go kick some commie ass!

But coach, we’re playing Texas?!?

Shut up Payne, I’m on a roll here.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ferentz: “Certainly, Todd, you guys aren’t sexy. That’s just how we do things here at Iowa.”

Lick: “You mean, Butler?”

Gatens: “Oh, Jesus Christ!!?!”

May: “Coach, do you mind if I shoot a little more next half coach?”

Lick: “Eric, just pass the ball. Bawinkel is open every time.”

Cole: “Oh F***!!??”

Cougill: “Coach, could I ask for a couple passes to me down low?”

Lick: “Down low? Where is that? We play the perimeter game here, you western Iowa son of a bitch.”

Payne: “Heaven help us.”

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you world

We’re tied with Texas at halftime.

by stewartom on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We do well when we

scrap the 50 point pace

[Todd Lickliter thinking] hmmm….note to self, let the players PLAY!

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

we're 12 points away

from our previous two game totals.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

averages...that is

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Does that apply to...

the CBE tournament, as well?

LOL

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa Football

plays down to their opponents level, Iowa Basketball drags opponents down to their level. It’s actually quite an anamoly…

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 23, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

From way downtown...

BANG!

Joined the game with 7:00 min in the half and can really see (after reading SMA’s explanation of Lick’s system) just what the Hawks are trying to accomplish. Looks like a different team tonight, hustle, quick ball movement, kick outs after a drive and hitting the three.

Just keep it going!

by hmbfossil on Nov 23, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that was a great post on Lick system.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have to say...

Eric May is going to be a monster in two years. And Cougill needs to overhaul his body. He looks like John Daly.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cougill reminds me of a fat Brad Lohaus when he was a freshmen

they have a sense of the game but their body is not catching up with their minds. Lohaus transformed in his Jr. year though.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he's moving fine

and playing ok for a freshman. Let him learn the b10 tricks (Krabbenhoft) and he could be really good

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, he can actually be productive in the Big Ten

but he is got serious baby fat

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

get used to it

he’s just a big boy. If you want 6’ 11" w/ ripped abs, he’ll never get there.

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tucker looks lost out there though...

he wants to spot up and so he needs a serous driver to draw the defesne in and then kick out. Although Payne is playing very assertively.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

he cannot create his own shot..

he is a total TL system guy but the system is missing a strong driver to the hoop. Payne is driving but he not a serious threat. Teams will ignore his driving very soon.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

basketball, where unintentional typing comedy happens

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just wondering

People rave about Doyle and I’m assuming that the basketball team has a strength coach as well. Tucker needs some definition/explosiveness.

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

What is the final spread in this game

those fuckers in vegas…they kill me. This afternoon I read that almost 80% of the money was coming in on Texas laying 16 points. They may cover but…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

There seems to be more Hawkeye fans there

than have been at CH

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Who knew?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and everyone likes the underdog better

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That'll Happen

When you get out of a city that is so focused on Iowa Football at the moment. Give some out of town fans the opportunity to watch Iowa in any sport, and they’ll likely show up.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

OUR LEAD, BTCHES!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

...so someone go get a picture quick

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You know...

If Cougill’s going to draw Pittman out to the perimeter, you’ve got to do something to get the ball inside.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dexter Pittman has had enough of Iowa's shenanigans.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

NOOO

I was totally rooting for Iowa

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Please

I’ve been your good luck charm all year, losers. I mean, I predicted the loss to Northwestern. Think about it.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

Need to work on the rebounding a bit.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I Don't Know

He may be able to walk on water, but I’m not sure if he’s got the hops wearing those sandals I’ve always seen him pictured in. I’ll refrain from the nail references.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

regionally, you would not expect his genetics to give him much ups

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Call a time out!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I blame Iowa

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Death

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You're right....

I just recently figured out how to post pictures…..over did it.

by Argulor on Nov 23, 2009 10:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, he was too invisible.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

More of those texas

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 10:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

CHOMPIN AT THE BIT

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And Texas scores 11 straight.

So… that lead was fun. And nice. And short-lived.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

f@ck

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

dam

looks like the quaaludes wore off

by cruzhawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ah, but it's a TV timeout

So we’ve got them right where we want them

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

switching to titans texans

by txhawkeye on Nov 23, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Heineken

Obviously has never been to Iowa City to see what a cab ride looks like. Cabbies don’t turn up the music and sing with you.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Also

Nice to hear some fans who actually care about the basketball game from Iowa. Carver is far more silent than this.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:26 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

playing with so many empty seats at CHA.,,

that HAS to have a psychological impact on these kids. iowa has actually been playing with what looks like ‘energy’ tonight.

by crabashng on Nov 23, 2009 10:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

geez, the rims at this end are closed.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Again, the score at one point was 41-38 Iowa.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

everyone

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Just a good block

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It was clean.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Terrible 3, Gatens

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HERE COMES THE RALLY

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Oh, that's a DAGGER

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I get the feeling

that Texas has a slight edge on the boards.

by icculus on Nov 23, 2009 10:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I get the feeling that Texas has an edge in just about everything

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

don't forget the 'texas atheticism'

i’ve a nice buzz from the impromptu drinking game

by crabashng on Nov 23, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

PuSsyU

Can’t we do something about these PSU trolls?
/jokes

by icculus on Nov 23, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not laughing

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

But it was funny!

PuSsyU?! Come on, that’s comedy gold!

by icculus on Nov 23, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And there was Brickwinkels...

lone made three tonight.

(He may have more than one, I’m tying to be funny).

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Just checking in ...

I was out scouting players for Lick. Anybody watch last week’s “Office?” see that guy Recyclops? He’d do a number on the short horns.

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He shall ...

Protect or destory the paint!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Call me Captain Fat

one minute left in game. Tied. Texans driving.

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Iowa can't afford to get into a track meet, Texas doesn't realize this, somehow.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Have I heard that before?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Was Duez Henderson Mexican?

I wish we had a little more height and a little less girth.

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If so...

then Bob Griese has a hatred of Duez Henderson.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Basketball game!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

ESPN

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That usually only happens at Carver.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure how that's anything but a foul.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He pushed him to the floor!

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just went back and looked

UT got away with a foul. Hightowerian in the awfulness

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Our old friend the 10-second violation!

/hangs self

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No one was even remotely concerned with getting the ball across the line either

Are they not aware that that’s a rule? Can they not count? Did they also bet against Iowa?

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

JEFF FISHER FIST PUMP

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Watch for the bird flipping to begin...

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And this is actually the appropriate venue.

Unlike Buffalo

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

We’re 4-6! Where is my Peyton Manning jersey?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

My my my my, Bironas.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Gates is overrated

Arthur Bryant’s 4 lyfe

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

AT's is more overrated

Smokestack – pick one- better every time

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the cheesey corn @ smokestack is worth the trip

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

try both

them tell me i’m wrong. Only if you include the strip mall smokestack (in place 1997, maybe not know)

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i was at the smokestack across from the Indepence, MO mall after the

cowboys-chiefs game.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

jack stack in martin city will change everything you thought you knew about bbq. in a good way

by Gustav on Nov 23, 2009 11:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

beef on bun plz

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me ...

or does the color commentary guy sound like a stoner when talking BBQ?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

late night munchies.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jarryd Cole

Never met a first free throw he couldn’t miss.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

True dat.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that's just a flop.

And here comes the makeup.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Woah

Zebras bend us over again pls

by cruzhawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

foul foul foul travel missed shot foul foul

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Texans getting into FG range...

to tie Titans.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MNF score?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

20-17

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Titans, 20-17.

Texans kicker just blew a FG to tie.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Or, about to blow a FG.

I mis-heard Tirico

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep...

blew the 49 yard FG.

Kris Brown (Texans kicker) sucks. At least, today. I guess he’s pretty dependable otherwise.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

are you for TN ?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes,

and Iowa will win 8 games this basketball season.

And I need your help to save Marty McFly’s kid and to thwart evil, powerful Biff Tannen.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pittman's out!

Make your move now! Quickly! Before Barnes realizes how stupid it is to pull him!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

At the risk of being ridiculed

I miss the teams ability to get to the free throw line under Alford

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No, seriously

Gatens would have been a fucking monster under Alford.

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't Casey MacMillon ...

hoop it up in high school?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If by "hoop it up" you mean "commit murder on the hardwood"

then yes.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He'd make that dude from Cameroon ...

fire a doody in his pants.

MACMILLON KILL!!!

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I realize that Alford's offense consisted of waiting until the shot clock was near zero

and letting someone drive wildly to the rim, but there’s something to be said to out-shooting your opponent at the free throw line at a 2-1 ratio.

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey...

don’t knock the Butler Way.

Or do. I’m not Lickliter.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like PSU's offense

With the addition of Battle jacking up a desperate 3, of course.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah ...

That’s what I don’t understand about the “Butler Way.” Why is scoring points with the clock stopped a bad thing?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

name redacted would have ran some plays for Gatens, or at least a double screen.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I would be chanting AIRBALL

But I know all too well Iowa’s ability to return the favor.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DAGGER

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

CULLIED!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Almost had a six point possession.

Alas, alas.

Nice hustle, though.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I like Payne too

Can we fast-forward, like, two years?

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Who will be our coach then?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Calipari

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

John Wooden

Tanned, rested, and ready.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If we thought Lick was...

too old-school, how about Wooden.

Yeesh.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Good

Then we can have all sorts of NCAA investigations

It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care

by Colteyes on Nov 23, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

May I suggest methamphetamines?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Meth seemed...

to make Andre Agassi lose two years.

LOL

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I see ...

what you’re doing there. Having fun with one of Iowa’s chief exports, are you?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I officially hate Texas

That last posession annoyed me.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It took you this long to hate...

Texas, and all their bandwagon midwest fans? Do you even watch sports, or talk about them with real people?

LOL

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I disliked Texas football

Never cared about UT basketball.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

loved the Hawkeyes-Longhorns Freedom Bowl

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I want to like Mack Brown...

but nearly every player of his seems like a complete douche. Except Colt McCoy, the purest, most wonderfully-white QB in history.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WSU

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty sure we play the Shockers

And no joke there, no sir.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wichita

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Suck it up

I have to pack for Thanksgiving and drive 45 miles to get to my job by 7:30 Am

by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i have to be to wrk at 6am

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, go to bed.

No basketball worth getting fewer than 6 hours of sleep.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

we're headed to the Sprint Center / bar area aound 3pm tomorrow 5 mins from work.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WSU tomorrow nite; 3rd place game

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

UNI rolled BC...

81-69. The ’thers are looking frisky this season.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

81-69 UNI over Boston College (previous home of Dr. Tom Davis)

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cheapie call on Cougill.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Boston College, OPS?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's the BC I'm talking about.

I don’t think British Columbia has a squad.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They do...

and Iowa will play them next year in the non-conf.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bastard Children

hahahaha

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Briar Cliff

Watch out for that Rolando Frazier guy.

by Brock Sampson on Nov 23, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't watched much Iowa BB the past couple of years

How did we get that toddler with the pituitary condition through the NCAA clearinghouse?

by Brock Sampson on Nov 23, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Have they posted the rebounding numbers for this game?

I’m curious to see our (presumed) rebound disparity at year’s end.

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Does the Iowa basketball program have a weight room or a stair-master….
Cuz Cougill is like the Pillsbury Dough Boy out there

by cruzhawk on Nov 23, 2009 10:54 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Once all that mass gets moving...

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's like an awesome German King Tiger panzer

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Going to?

Clayborn reminds you that we already have them.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but she was.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's not what "chubby chaser" means.

You know that, right?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You haven't seen Derrick Nix, have you?

He’s something like 280 pounds … and that’s after losing 50 in the offseason.

by SpartanDan on Nov 23, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That fat guy from Indiana in 2007

Wish I cold recall his name..

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dumes?

Was he the one who finally got ejected after his third flagrant elbow in one game against MSU?

by SpartanDan on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's the one

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

IU was so freaking hateable that year

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I meant 07-08

Oops.

Yeah, that had Gordon.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I was at Illinois for the IU-UI game

Don’t think I’ve ever heard that much booing directed at a single player.

by SpartanDan on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Knight?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, no

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cougill is tall...

and played HS ball in Iowa. It will take him awhile to learn footwork and get semi-athletic.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ok bed time

Nice effort by the Baby Hawks. I don’t feel so bad about the season now. I mean, it’s still going to suck, but it might not be embarrassing.

by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 10:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious.

Check out this link:

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4684326

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

he can't play any worse than the past 3 games one-eyed can he?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dane Fife...

will not allow his title to be taken by some dude with the name of a pickle.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

there are no less than 5 bars across the street from the Sprint Center.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That place is freaking huge

Went to a Metallica concert there last year and the acoustics are terrible

by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dolph says that bowl game applications are out, apparently we are still

being considered for the Champs Sports Bowl??

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 10:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No way in hell

That isn’t even possible unless the Big Ten does not get a second BCS bid and Wisconsin and PSU both jump you. Not gonna happen.

by SpartanDan on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Short of Barta banging the wives of the reps of every bowl above the Champs...

I don’t think that’s happening.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

we just moved up

it’s a talent thing

by hdhawk on Nov 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I mean technically, but won't actually happen

I like Dolph but he more or less never knows what he’s talking about

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No, but I think it is on the flyer that

U of I sent out. I doubt Dolph thinks we would go there.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i think he just read the flyer, mine is downstairs and too lazy to go look. they're probably

covering all the ends, but if we end up in the Champ Sports Bowl, Barta should get fired.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

and O’Keefe.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If you had to spend that much time around Iowa...

basketball so far, wouldn’t you be as well?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Weren't you going to bed?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm in bed now ESPN360.COM and Dolph on the laptop.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Shada's revenge...

finds a stalker, and the stalker has no pants.

Scary.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

if everything went wrong, (Big Ten only gets one BCS, and we fall behind Wisky and PSU.)

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I love it

talking football in a basketball thread.

FIESTA BOWL BABY

by cruzhawk on Nov 23, 2009 11:01 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Amusing score from the crawl

Montana 63, Oregon 50, under a minute to go.

The Pac-10 is godawful this year.

by SpartanDan on Nov 23, 2009 11:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ernie Kent

has less job security than Lickliter and Greg McDermott combined.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well. if anyone is going to tomorrow night

we’ll be at Willies Pub
www.williesfieldhouse.com

1501 Grand Blvd
Kansas City, MO 64108
(816) 256-2936

around 3:30pm tomorow.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Texas covering the spread

for those of you who bet the farm

by cruzhawk on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Will this be ...

the most physical team we play all year?

Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.

by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Brommer tries to fly down the lane for a monster dunk

And it ends precisely like you think it would.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Was thinking 80%

But that was before Penn State and Iowa turned out looking like total disasters and Northwestern lost Coble for the year. Now thinking more like 50-50.

by SpartanDan on Nov 23, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Penn State is erratic this time of year

And we always play like dung in preseason tournaments.

I think the Big Ten will win it 6-5. So I’m with you.

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Texas does not care anymore

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Also, Iowa is arctic cold.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Also, Iowa is white and midwestern

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's why

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, yes

But still, it seems like such a waste that he spends like 90% of our offensive possession just chilling out on the 3pt line

by NorseHawk on Nov 23, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

GATENS SLAMAJAMBAM

Also, I hate treating every Iowa dunk like it’s the WNBA. “Holy cow s/he touched the rim!”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Texas scrubs

chucking up threes, they bet the farm too

by cruzhawk on Nov 23, 2009 11:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

This margin is still...

at the low end of what I predicted earlier today. And for being tied at the half, I’m calling this the proverbial “moral victory.”

I wonder if Lick will get more “moral victories” this year than real ones?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wait?

Texas has a white guy?

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That's the coach.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No he was on the court

Coach’s son?

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Was he mopping?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No he was, like, trying to play and everything

Coach’s son

"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.

by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just pointing out one more time...

in the second half, Iowa was ahead 41-38.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

Before that 3 by Tucker to close it out, Texas was on a 47-16 run. Woof.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oops was right, this wasn't worth staying up and getting up at 4:45am

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 23, 2009 11:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Also...

I don’t think I would have predicted that Iowa would score 60.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think Anthony Tucker has made it perfectly clear

that he does not play defense. Got it Tuck…thanks.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm starting to wonder...

not only about Tucker’s lack of brains, but perhaps a lack of heart.

I would give a million dollars if Tucker had transferred instead of Jake Kelly.

Of course, I don’t have a million dollars, but nevertheless.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...he looks like a guy

who loses interest very quickly.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Goodnight

I hate Texas and Taxes

by cruzhawk on Nov 23, 2009 11:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and Astex

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Who was the spaz who just ran back and forth at the end of the game

doing everything he could to avoid catching the ball?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Everyone in an Iowa jersey?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 23, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No, OPS...

everyone in an Iowa jersey ran around like a spaz to avoid REBOUNDING the ball.

But, that is how Lick wants it, so….

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:14 PM CST up