WE'RE TALKIN' BASKETBALL: Texas Longed Horns
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 9:03 PM CST
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Oh, like you were going to do anything else on a Monday at 9:00. Why not watch Iowa upset Texas? Why, Cully Payne's going to run wild on--okay, we can't even continue with that sentence with a straight face.
The line is roughly 2 TDs and a field goal, and we're worried that Iowa wouldn't cover if it were twice that. Of course, usually when we worry about things like that, Iowa ends up making fools of us all. So are we trying to reverse juju the Hawkeyes into a stunning upset? No no; we're legitimately worried this'll be over by the second TV timeout. All depends on if the shots fall, and for how long.
You know someone on Texas wants to dunk on Brennan Cougill and Andrew Brommer, though. Totally.
Thread is rightchere, I'll be your host, and feel free to join in. Let's do this.
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I am bored
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me too, but
my team is on national tv – weird
We should get to play with 6 players or something
I mean, they’ll all just try to stand in the same corner, but we need something.
THIS IS HOW AN UPSET BEGINS
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Nevermind, he missed
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
hahahaha That was great
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If Matt Schaub and Andre Johnson hadn't crushed my fantasy football dreams
I would be watching MNF, but I guess I’ll watch my first hawkeyes bball game of the season
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
Domination inside by Iowa!
It’s Hungary vs. Soviet Union all over again!
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Correct call on Cole
That’s such a bullshit move.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
it's on ESPN360.com for those cable deprived.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Call timeout and have the team take a picture in front of the scoreboard
DO IT QUICK BEFORE WE LOSE THIS LEAD
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
It is a classic
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK!
Stupid Lickliter
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
I love that story
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Reply fail
It is a classic
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
So is Texas not even gonna try to go inside
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That's what I'm talking about
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
"Boy, Iowa does not want to get into a track meet with Texas."
Or do we? /takes dramatic pull from pipe
//pipe has crack in it
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Iowa allowing a wide open corner three?
Why, I never
Reminds me so much of Michigan's front seven
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
As much as I dislike SUPASTAR, I enjoyed watching him pwn UM's DEs
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Probably
Michigan’s linebackers wouldn’t do well against shot fakes.
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Quarless wide open for a layup!
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Fun while it lasted, right?
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They can dribble AND shoot
did I just hear the announcer say McDonald’s All-American Slam dunk winner? We’re in trouble.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions
Texas "limit turnovers", that's how they'll beat these 2009 Hawkeyes
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Other potential ways to beat the 2009 Hawkeyes
Being able to dribble
Having a pulse
Wait a second, why isn't May starting?
Oh. that’s why.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Only 13 points
Iowa’s dragging them to their level
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Sounds like the perfect gameplan
Trying to deliver pathetic suckness through osmosis
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
I can think of worse defensive strategies
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
STANZIBALL?
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down 5 suddenly 11
white guys can’t jump coach Lick. we all learned this lesson during the Harrelson movie. please adjust recruiting strategy accordingly.
I don't see an offense
All I see are turnovers
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
They are really athletic
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
i bet they play more than 7 guys....
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They're less white than you
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
I would hope so
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions
Is Norway really white?
It seems like it should be
Yeah wtf was that?
Shock and disbelief at a fast break opportunity?
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
I normally have a policy against betting on my favorite teams
I, um, may have broken it.
I spent 80 bucks on this team already this year, I need to recoup my losses. Don’t judge me, assholes.
i've spent $ 25 + tax for tomorrow night's beat down.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
That's worse
I only paid 5 bucks per beat down. It’s like stealing!
well at least i can say i saw a potential Final 4 team.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
yeah, your right, i could have just stayed home and missed the beat down Tuesday nite.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Good night, everybody...
I’m sure I won’t want to look at the box score tomorrow morning, but I will.
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 23, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions
I have never had a cab driver sing Biz Markie with me
And believe me, I’ve asked plenty of them.
Mmm, cheeseburger
/Larry Bird
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Well seriously
Although Magic’s is partially because of HIV drugs so, perhaps not the best move.
dagger, etc
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I don't think he meant to do it, or anything
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa may not have skill or talent or D-1 Basketball abilities
But the effort is there.
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
we sure as hell aren't in the same class as UT
by houksyndrome on Nov 23, 2009 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
Or UT-San Antonio
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
If he ate M&M's on the sideline
it would not be surprising at all.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
most unathletic looking guy i've ever seen in an iowa uniform
looks like he can really pound down the donuts though so there’s that.
Drunk yes...
Alcohol poisoned to death, no.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Someone should tell Lick that it is permissible to have more
than two players inside the three point arc at one time
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:27 PM CST reply actions
the offense isn't designed for O-Rebs.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
It doesn't help that NO ONE FOLLOWS THEIR FUCKING SHOT
EVER
THIS IS GRADE SCHOOL SHIT
Gatens is pressing
He’s trying too hard. I’m sure he feels a burden in trying to carry this team; right now, no one can. Patience, brother. your time will come
Brickwinkle is a winner.
As names go. Not as basketball players go.
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Holiday party, moderate amount of wine down, just turned this on. Question: is there any reason to watch this? Are y’all going to make me laugh, or will this just be depressing/clusterfuck.
Both
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
They should call a technical foul on Texas for dunking
It’s just mean
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Well that's Iowa football
I’ve no investment in Iowa basketball.
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like Job watching this team play this year.
Constantly testing my patience.
by Shooter McGavin on Nov 23, 2009 9:30 PM CST reply actions
OOPS are there any Hawkeye Bball drinking rules this year?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Found Clear Creek Ice
1.99 4pack 6.2%. When there’s ten Hawks on the floor they shoot twice as poorly.
by Shooter McGavin on Nov 23, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Drink the hardest alcohol you own as fast as possible
Pass out. Miss the game. Be thankful.
What's the spread on the game tonight?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:31 PM CST reply actions
Eric, you are allowed to grab the ball
You don’t have to let the other team have it back after Iowa shoots. You can grab it. Then we get to miss another 3 pointer!
I could get behind this team if they're all just nut-punchers.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Devan Bawinkle actually tried to rebound!?
I mean, it didn’t work, but he sorta tried!
Doug Gotlieb had a few choice comments regarding the state of hawkeye basketball
before the game.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:34 PM CST reply actions
Doug Gottlieb's too smug for me to take him seriously
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Smug enough to steal credit cards from his teammates
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
Just think when all of these guys are coaching high school or junior high basketball in the near future
they can say they played against Texas with numerous future NBA players on their roster. And they can be that guy who watches the NBA at a bar and yells out, “I PLAYED AGAINST THAT GUY, HE WASN’T EVEN THAT GOOD!!!”
Iowa basketball 2009, where memories are made.
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
I remember seeing Cliff Kingsbury
smoking Marlboro Reds and drinking whiskey during basketball season. Those were the days
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
I've seen the 1995 game against UConn
I believe he hit a 30 footer
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
I was at the game at Carver...
when Chris Kingsbury hit like 12 threes and scored like 45 points. Of course, it was against Long Island U, so….
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
did the announcer just say we'd be better if
Wesley Johnson hadn’t transferred?
Neat. nice plane reading, douchebag.
He did
We’re really missing Shawn Mctaggert too.
by Shooter McGavin on Nov 23, 2009 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
the Sprint Center is very nice. the big 12 tourney is held there every other year. i think
they have a Regional there in a few years.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
This is a turnover fest
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we're not going to clear 45 points in this game, are we?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
i stand corrected. i didnt think teamLick would get hot behind the arc.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
That is the most hillarious 3 point shot I have ever seen
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be nice
it’s not that different than watching Clark throw passes a couple years ago
btw, love having you here on this board.
Screw you
I hate you all
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
don't be touchy
we put Jake C your way.
The ones you didn’t catch he threw into the ground
Part man, part fish, part cougar?
Or something?
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
COOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUG
Giggling uncontrollably over here. He’s definitely my favorite player
I wish the Gornstar was still around
I would watch a Cougill/Gorney buddy comedy.
THE POWER DIAMOND!
Actually I have no idea, but I assume it gives them power.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
maybe they make the opponent dizzy during fast breaks?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
This is awesome
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Cougill more like Oliver Miller than Glen Davis?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:45 PM CST reply actions
If he turns out like...
O Miller for those two good years he had in the NBA, or like Glen Davis, I’ll take it.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Does the announcer know that Iowa has been poor at shooting 3s this year?
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I don't think Tucker, Cougill, or Bawinkel jump when they shoot.
Is that because they can’t, or because they choose not to?
Well, you don't jump on free throws
And Iowa hits almost 70% of those. Soooo…
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
We fed the Longhorns some downers in the prior timeout
They’re working.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
This is our national championship...
staying within 3 of the #3 team in the land. I would say I could die happy right now, but we have a bowl game coming, so…maybe not.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Saying these types of things about Iowa basketball is a cry for help
It’s just basketball man, take it easy
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
And I wasn't joking at all...
: )
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
It's past my bedtime
Is this going to be worth staying up for or are they teasing me?
by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 9:47 PM CST reply actions
They are certainly teasing you...
but you should stay up as long as they are within ten or fifteen.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
They are almost certianly teasing you
But you should probably at least keep watching until we start getting blown out. These opportunities aren’t going to come around often.
Being on national tv?
Or staying close to a good team
by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
1st time watching the Hawks this year
Seriously: what the fuck is going on? Ya’ll have made them seem to be beyond watching. Don’t get me wrong: this isn’t good. But it’s not too bad either.
Cougill does
He’s like Chuck Norris
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
What do you mean?
They killed Bowling Green, we must be good. ?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Purdue beats Tennessee
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Not surprised
Purdon’t should make a deep tournament run in March, they are legit.
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think...
Purdue is as good as everyone thinks. UNI gave them a game in the first round last year.
They can’t stay healthy, and they have Painter.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
Meh
A first round game as a 5 seed doesn’t sell me. They also beat Washington and stayed close with UConn.
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
So, Rambler...
are you saying that Purdue isn’t good, or is?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
They're good
“Not staying healthy” doesn’t mean they’re overrated. When they’re healthy, they’re really good. And what’s wrong with Painter?
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
UNI plays in the Missouri Valley
And any team from the Valley in the NCAA’s is to be taken seriously….except for Drake.
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 23, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
Dammit Matt, just shoot
He’s way to deferential
You know...
Iowa would do really well to learn the mid-range jumper. Texas is selling out on the shot fakes, but Iowa’s not doing anything productive with the ball once they’re by the defender.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
esp. gatens
too many drives all the way that get blocked. – pull up off the backboard
Hahahahaha, it's within one point
I am seriously laughing my ass off here. Just ridiculous.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I wish Gatens played more like May
You are ripped as fuck and shoot 103% from the free throw line. Please try to create contact.
On a more positive note, holy fuck we’re only down 1.
If Vitale were still alive...
he’d be yelling “Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Get a TO, baby!!!! Rick Barnes knows his Longhorns are in trouble!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Just saw Brommer in the huddle.
How’d he get so flushed and sweaty?
Basketball schizofrenia
is alive in well in Iowa City, it seems. Where the hell is this coming from?
You're winning
Period
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
HOLY SHIT!
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT
we’re tied with Texas at half
by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions
I consider this a win right now
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
Eric May is my new God.
(Not really Lord, I’m just making a joke.)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
USA! USA! USA!
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
-
It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
How did Lickliter convince Gonzaga to
switch players with us?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Lick drew it up. Give the man some credit.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions
I know Lick is emphasizing the open three...
but that was ridiculous.
And wonderful.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
he looked like Kingsbury there, didn't he?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
why don't we run that every play
why doesn’t our coach understand what our team can do?
Hook 'em Hawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
As I've said, we'll be vindicated once Duquesne and Texas-San Antonio
make the elite eight.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 9:59 PM CST reply actions
Duquesne was without there best player when they played us
So I’m thinking at least championship game
Holy cow....
Tyler Smith dunked that ball so hard the net flipped it up and back into the hoop again! Glad I saw it between giggle fits.
First time I've ever seen Iowa hit that shot
Ever
In 30 years of watching.
by Black and Gold on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions
Pretty sure
J. Lehman took that final shot of the half
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions
Does someone care to simulate the half time chat?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions
Meh
Ferentz: “Can you score 4 points in basketball?”
Lickliter: “Uhhh….yes.”
Ferentz: “Can you score 6 points in basketball?”
Lickliter: “Yeah…”
Ferentz: “I like it.”
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
The Russians hate our freedom
so let’s go kick some commie ass!
But coach, we’re playing Texas?!?
Shut up Payne, I’m on a roll here.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Ferentz: “Certainly, Todd, you guys aren’t sexy. That’s just how we do things here at Iowa.”
Lick: “You mean, Butler?”
Gatens: “Oh, Jesus Christ!!?!”
May: “Coach, do you mind if I shoot a little more next half coach?”
Lick: “Eric, just pass the ball. Bawinkel is open every time.”
Cole: “Oh F***!!??”
Cougill: “Coach, could I ask for a couple passes to me down low?”
Lick: “Down low? Where is that? We play the perimeter game here, you western Iowa son of a bitch.”
Payne: “Heaven help us.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck you world
We’re tied with Texas at halftime.
We do well when we
scrap the 50 point pace
[Todd Lickliter thinking] hmmm….note to self, let the players PLAY!
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
we're 12 points away
from our previous two game totals.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
averages...that is
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
I don't count wins...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
When it comes tournament time, I never trust Longhorn Basketball
this is why
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions
Does that apply to...
the CBE tournament, as well?
LOL
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa Football
plays down to their opponents level, Iowa Basketball drags opponents down to their level. It’s actually quite an anamoly…
"I'm not doing any good back here."
by Hawkaloogie on Nov 23, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
From way downtown...
BANG!
Joined the game with 7:00 min in the half and can really see (after reading SMA’s explanation of Lick’s system) just what the Hawks are trying to accomplish. Looks like a different team tonight, hustle, quick ball movement, kick outs after a drive and hitting the three.
Just keep it going!
yeah, that was a great post on Lick system.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I have to say...
Eric May is going to be a monster in two years. And Cougill needs to overhaul his body. He looks like John Daly.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Someone commented earlier that he'd be even better if he jumped
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Cougill reminds me of a fat Brad Lohaus when he was a freshmen
they have a sense of the game but their body is not catching up with their minds. Lohaus transformed in his Jr. year though.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
he's moving fine
and playing ok for a freshman. Let him learn the b10 tricks (Krabbenhoft) and he could be really good
yeah, he can actually be productive in the Big Ten
but he is got serious baby fat
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
get used to it
he’s just a big boy. If you want 6’ 11" w/ ripped abs, he’ll never get there.
Tucker looks lost out there though...
he wants to spot up and so he needs a serous driver to draw the defesne in and then kick out. Although Payne is playing very assertively.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It sucks cuz it looks like Tucker has the size and shot to be a big problem for teams
but no aggressiveness so far.
he cannot create his own shot..
he is a total TL system guy but the system is missing a strong driver to the hoop. Payne is driving but he not a serious threat. Teams will ignore his driving very soon.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
Is Doyle exclusively the strength coach for the football team?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:10 PM CST reply actions
Until the season is over, I would say so. he counts against thier budget
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
Just wondering
People rave about Doyle and I’m assuming that the basketball team has a strength coach as well. Tucker needs some definition/explosiveness.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:13 PM CST reply actions
What is the final spread in this game
those fuckers in vegas…they kill me. This afternoon I read that almost 80% of the money was coming in on Texas laying 16 points. They may cover but…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
There seems to be more Hawkeye fans there
than have been at CH
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Who knew?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
That'll Happen
When you get out of a city that is so focused on Iowa Football at the moment. Give some out of town fans the opportunity to watch Iowa in any sport, and they’ll likely show up.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
...so someone go get a picture quick
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
You know...
If Cougill’s going to draw Pittman out to the perimeter, you’ve got to do something to get the ball inside.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Dexter Pittman has had enough of Iowa's shenanigans.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
NOOO
I was totally rooting for Iowa
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Please
I’ve been your good luck charm all year, losers. I mean, I predicted the loss to Northwestern. Think about it.
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus
Need to work on the rebounding a bit.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:18 PM CST reply actions
I Don't Know
He may be able to walk on water, but I’m not sure if he’s got the hops wearing those sandals I’ve always seen him pictured in. I’ll refrain from the nail references.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
Can't hit a curveball, can't rebound
Jesus was kinda a pussy
Can Tucker be our scapegoat for our loss to Texas? Is that fair?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:19 PM CST reply actions
Absolutely
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
I blame Iowa
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Death
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
Nope, he was too invisible.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
CHOMPIN AT THE BIT
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:19 PM CST reply actions
And Texas scores 11 straight.
So… that lead was fun. And nice. And short-lived.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
How many points are we going to spot them before attempting the comeback this half?
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:22 PM CST reply actions
I think if a team is athletic and physical...
we are in fucking trouble.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:22 PM CST reply actions
Ah, but it's a TV timeout
So we’ve got them right where we want them
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Heineken
Obviously has never been to Iowa City to see what a cab ride looks like. Cabbies don’t turn up the music and sing with you.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:23 PM CST reply actions
Also
Nice to hear some fans who actually care about the basketball game from Iowa. Carver is far more silent than this.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:26 PM CST reply actions
playing with so many empty seats at CHA.,,
that HAS to have a psychological impact on these kids. iowa has actually been playing with what looks like ‘energy’ tonight.
geez, the rims at this end are closed.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Nah
Just a good block
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
It was clean.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Terrible 3, Gatens
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Oh, that's a DAGGER
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
I get the feeling that Texas has an edge in just about everything
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not laughing
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
I'll have to look again
But I thought he went like 1-5 from 2 last year.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
I just know it was well into Big Ten season before he tried a 2
He’s also, hilariously, never even attempted a free throw.
And there was Brickwinkels...
lone made three tonight.
(He may have more than one, I’m tying to be funny).
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Just checking in ...
I was out scouting players for Lick. Anybody watch last week’s “Office?” see that guy Recyclops? He’d do a number on the short horns.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:30 PM CST reply actions
Recyclops shall have his revenge!!!!!!!
by houksyndrome on Nov 23, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
He shall ...
Protect or destory the paint!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Call me Captain Fat
one minute left in game. Tied. Texans driving.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:31 PM CST reply actions
Iowa can't afford to get into a track meet, Texas doesn't realize this, somehow.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Have I heard that before?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Was Duez Henderson Mexican?
I wish we had a little more height and a little less girth.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions
If so...
then Bob Griese has a hatred of Duez Henderson.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:34 PM CST up reply actions
That usually only happens at Carver.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
He pushed him to the floor!
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Just went back and looked
UT got away with a foul. Hightowerian in the awfulness
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:35 PM CST reply actions
Our old friend the 10-second violation!
/hangs self
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
No one was even remotely concerned with getting the ball across the line either
Are they not aware that that’s a rule? Can they not count? Did they also bet against Iowa?
JEFF FISHER FIST PUMP
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
Watch for the bird flipping to begin...
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 23, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
And this is actually the appropriate venue.
Unlike Buffalo
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah!
We’re 4-6! Where is my Peyton Manning jersey?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:39 PM CST up reply actions
My my my my, Bironas.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
AT's is more overrated
Smokestack – pick one- better every time
the cheesey corn @ smokestack is worth the trip
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
try both
them tell me i’m wrong. Only if you include the strip mall smokestack (in place 1997, maybe not know)
i was at the smokestack across from the Indepence, MO mall after the
cowboys-chiefs game.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Gates BBQ is way overrated
announcers eat there
Is it just me ...
or does the color commentary guy sound like a stoner when talking BBQ?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Jarryd Cole
Never met a first free throw he couldn’t miss.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
True dat.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's just a flop.
And here comes the makeup.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
foul foul foul travel missed shot foul foul
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions
Texans getting into FG range...
to tie Titans.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
20-17
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Titans, 20-17.
Texans kicker just blew a FG to tie.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Or, about to blow a FG.
I mis-heard Tirico
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Yep...
blew the 49 yard FG.
Kris Brown (Texans kicker) sucks. At least, today. I guess he’s pretty dependable otherwise.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
Yes,
and Iowa will win 8 games this basketball season.
And I need your help to save Marty McFly’s kid and to thwart evil, powerful Biff Tannen.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Pittman's out!
Make your move now! Quickly! Before Barnes realizes how stupid it is to pull him!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
At the risk of being ridiculed
I miss the teams ability to get to the free throw line under Alford
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:42 PM CST reply actions
No, seriously
Gatens would have been a fucking monster under Alford.
Didn't Casey MacMillon ...
hoop it up in high school?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
If by "hoop it up" you mean "commit murder on the hardwood"
then yes.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
He'd make that dude from Cameroon ...
fire a doody in his pants.
MACMILLON KILL!!!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
I realize that Alford's offense consisted of waiting until the shot clock was near zero
and letting someone drive wildly to the rim, but there’s something to be said to out-shooting your opponent at the free throw line at a 2-1 ratio.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Hey...
don’t knock the Butler Way.
Or do. I’m not Lickliter.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
That sounds like PSU's offense
With the addition of Battle jacking up a desperate 3, of course.
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah ...
That’s what I don’t understand about the “Butler Way.” Why is scoring points with the clock stopped a bad thing?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
name redacted would have ran some plays for Gatens, or at least a double screen.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I would be chanting AIRBALL
But I know all too well Iowa’s ability to return the favor.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
DAGGER
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:45 PM CST reply actions
Almost had a six point possession.
Alas, alas.
Nice hustle, though.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I like Payne too
Can we fast-forward, like, two years?
Who will be our coach then?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Calipari
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
John Wooden
Tanned, rested, and ready.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
If we thought Lick was...
too old-school, how about Wooden.
Yeesh.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
May I suggest methamphetamines?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Meth seemed...
to make Andre Agassi lose two years.
LOL
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I see ...
what you’re doing there. Having fun with one of Iowa’s chief exports, are you?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
I officially hate Texas
That last posession annoyed me.
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:47 PM CST reply actions
It took you this long to hate...
Texas, and all their bandwagon midwest fans? Do you even watch sports, or talk about them with real people?
LOL
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
I disliked Texas football
Never cared about UT basketball.
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
loved the Hawkeyes-Longhorns Freedom Bowl
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I want to like Mack Brown...
but nearly every player of his seems like a complete douche. Except Colt McCoy, the purest, most wonderfully-white QB in history.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
If we lose, do we go home or do we play Wichita State?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST reply actions
WSU
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Pretty sure we play the Shockers
And no joke there, no sir.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
Wichita
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Iowa is just enough in it that I don't want to go to bed yet
I have 8 AM class too. Fuck.
Suck it up
I have to pack for Thanksgiving and drive 45 miles to get to my job by 7:30 Am
by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
Dude, go to bed.
No basketball worth getting fewer than 6 hours of sleep.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
we're headed to the Sprint Center / bar area aound 3pm tomorrow 5 mins from work.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
UNI rolled BC...
81-69. The ’thers are looking frisky this season.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
81-69 UNI over Boston College (previous home of Dr. Tom Davis)
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Boston College, OPS?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
That's the BC I'm talking about.
I don’t think British Columbia has a squad.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
They do...
and Iowa will play them next year in the non-conf.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
didn't we play @ Chestnut Hill a few yrs ago?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Bastard Children
hahahaha
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Briar Cliff
Watch out for that Rolando Frazier guy.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 23, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
I haven't watched much Iowa BB the past couple of years
How did we get that toddler with the pituitary condition through the NCAA clearinghouse?
Have they posted the rebounding numbers for this game?
I’m curious to see our (presumed) rebound disparity at year’s end.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions
Seriously
Does the Iowa basketball program have a weight room or a stair-master….
Cuz Cougill is like the Pillsbury Dough Boy out there
I watched the preseason game and I swear Mac
said that Cougil ran the mile in 6:18.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
Once all that mass gets moving...
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
He's like an awesome German King Tiger panzer
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Going to?
Clayborn reminds you that we already have them.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, but she was.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
That's not what "chubby chaser" means.
You know that, right?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
I think he meant the chubbies
are doing the chasing
by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
You haven't seen Derrick Nix, have you?
He’s something like 280 pounds … and that’s after losing 50 in the offseason.
That fat guy from Indiana in 2007
Wish I cold recall his name..
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 10:59 PM CST up reply actions
Dumes?
Was he the one who finally got ejected after his third flagrant elbow in one game against MSU?
That's the one
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
IU was so freaking hateable that year
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I meant 07-08
Oops.
Yeah, that had Gordon.
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
I was at Illinois for the IU-UI game
Don’t think I’ve ever heard that much booing directed at a single player.
Bob Knight?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Sadly, no
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Cougill is tall...
and played HS ball in Iowa. It will take him awhile to learn footwork and get semi-athletic.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Ok bed time
Nice effort by the Baby Hawks. I don’t feel so bad about the season now. I mean, it’s still going to suck, but it might not be embarrassing.
by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 10:56 PM CST reply actions
Hilarious.
Check out this link:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4684326
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
he can't play any worse than the past 3 games one-eyed can he?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Dane Fife...
will not allow his title to be taken by some dude with the name of a pickle.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
there are no less than 5 bars across the street from the Sprint Center.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
That place is freaking huge
Went to a Metallica concert there last year and the acoustics are terrible
by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
Dolph says that bowl game applications are out, apparently we are still
being considered for the Champs Sports Bowl??
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
No way in hell
That isn’t even possible unless the Big Ten does not get a second BCS bid and Wisconsin and PSU both jump you. Not gonna happen.
Short of Barta banging the wives of the reps of every bowl above the Champs...
I don’t think that’s happening.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
I mean technically, but won't actually happen
I like Dolph but he more or less never knows what he’s talking about
No, but I think it is on the flyer that
U of I sent out. I doubt Dolph thinks we would go there.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
i think he just read the flyer, mine is downstairs and too lazy to go look. they're probably
covering all the ends, but if we end up in the Champ Sports Bowl, Barta should get fired.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Yep
and O’Keefe.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:05 PM CST up reply actions
I listened to part of the Bowling Green game on the radio
He had to have been drunk. I mean blackout loaded.
by shada's revenge on Nov 23, 2009 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
If you had to spend that much time around Iowa...
basketball so far, wouldn’t you be as well?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Weren't you going to bed?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
i'm in bed now ESPN360.COM and Dolph on the laptop.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Shada's revenge...
finds a stalker, and the stalker has no pants.
Scary.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Well...
if everything went wrong, (Big Ten only gets one BCS, and we fall behind Wisky and PSU.)
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Amusing score from the crawl
Montana 63, Oregon 50, under a minute to go.
The Pac-10 is godawful this year.
Ernie Kent
has less job security than Lickliter and Greg McDermott combined.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
well. if anyone is going to tomorrow night
we’ll be at Willies Pub
www.williesfieldhouse.com
1501 Grand Blvd
Kansas City, MO 64108
(816) 256-2936
around 3:30pm tomorow.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Will this be ...
the most physical team we play all year?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions
Brommer tries to fly down the lane for a monster dunk
And it ends precisely like you think it would.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Was thinking 80%
But that was before Penn State and Iowa turned out looking like total disasters and Northwestern lost Coble for the year. Now thinking more like 50-50.
Penn State is erratic this time of year
And we always play like dung in preseason tournaments.
I think the Big Ten will win it 6-5. So I’m with you.
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa player follows his shot
World to end soon
Texas does not care anymore
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions
Also, Iowa is white and midwestern
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
That's why
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
GATENS SLAMAJAMBAM
Also, I hate treating every Iowa dunk like it’s the WNBA. “Holy cow s/he touched the rim!”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
This margin is still...
at the low end of what I predicted earlier today. And for being tied at the half, I’m calling this the proverbial “moral victory.”
I wonder if Lick will get more “moral victories” this year than real ones?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
Wait?
Texas has a white guy?
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:09 PM CST reply actions
That's the coach.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
No he was on the court
Coach’s son?
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Was he mopping?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
No he was, like, trying to play and everything
Coach’s son
"I don't know. I don't know. [waves hand dismissively] First, you'd have to tell me what a 'BCS' is. I don't know."
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It doesn't matter if you "won't remember them" years from now because we'll probably all be dead years from now.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 23, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Just pointing out one more time...
in the second half, Iowa was ahead 41-38.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Yeah...
Before that 3 by Tucker to close it out, Texas was on a 47-16 run. Woof.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
Oops was right, this wasn't worth staying up and getting up at 4:45am
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Also...
I don’t think I would have predicted that Iowa would score 60.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
I once caught a fish this big
and if you believe that one, I also once coached a BB team into the NCAA tournament.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 23, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions
I think Anthony Tucker has made it perfectly clear
that he does not play defense. Got it Tuck…thanks.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'm starting to wonder...
not only about Tucker’s lack of brains, but perhaps a lack of heart.
I would give a million dollars if Tucker had transferred instead of Jake Kelly.
Of course, I don’t have a million dollars, but nevertheless.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...he looks like a guy
who loses interest very quickly.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
and Astex
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
Who was the spaz who just ran back and forth at the end of the game
doing everything he could to avoid catching the ball?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Everyone in an Iowa jersey?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 23, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
No, OPS...
everyone in an Iowa jersey ran around like a spaz to avoid REBOUNDING the ball.
But, that is how Lick wants it, so….
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 23, 2009 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
You could see a glimmer of the system tonight
and it basically is…dear God please whatever you do hit your three pointers + occasional rebounding.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
oh, and a half court shot
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:16 PM CST up reply actions
We launched 36 three point attempts. That's a lot.
Well…35 three point attempts and one miracle heave that should have been worth like 19 points.
I thought that 16 point spread
was questionable.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
I saw Clausen (finally) was punched
by irate fan. Charlie next?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It probably happens all the time
He just doesn’t notice.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 23, 2009 11:18 PM CST up reply actions
It will now happen
for the balance of his life, knowing those fans.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
At this point...
I think Notre Dame fans just want Weis out of town. No punches, no going-away parties, just get the f*** out.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
OPS or Stoops
What’s the prediction on the number of total victories for Iowa Bball?
And is there a basement, which would place Lickliter in jeopardy?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 11:19 PM CST reply actions
I say 10 is a perfect over-under umber. That would mean
9-17 the rest of the way. I might take the under, despite a good first half perfomance here tonight.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
I'm predicting...
9 wins. Of course, I did that before these last two games.
Hard to imagine how Lick gets fired, short of a weird sex scandal or something.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
What if we win say 4 or 5 games, I'm not saying it's probable, but I wonder if Barta could justify keeping him
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 23, 2009 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
he still stays
again, unless players all transfer or something wierd. They will be favored in no more than 6 or 7 of their remaining games. They have a tough schedule.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:25 PM CST up reply actions
he gets the full contract
unless as WC says, he has boys in the basement or something.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 23, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
Good night now.
One more thing.
While we may wonder if Iowa will win multiple big ten games, you should look into how awful Indiana is again this year. I think we have a 35% chance at sweeping them, and we are pretty bad ourselves.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
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