GAMETHREAD NUMERO TWO: WINNING IS FUN
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:51 PM CST
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9-0 at the break, and Minnesota looking as ineffectual as always. Could Iowa win this game 11-0? Yes, totally.
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So Vandenberg is dead then, I assume?
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
sooooo, Weinke and Wegher all 2nd half? Excellent
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
tehehehe...
you said Weinke
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go defense
Only 46 to go. Let’s run back a failed Minnesota triple reverse.
by Guancous on Nov 21, 2009 12:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bout time.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's Clayborn time
unleash the beast this half
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A bonus to the offensive ineptitude ...
Is that our bowl foe won’t know who to gameplan for.
See? Things are looking up!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey a Binz sighting
haven’t seen him in a few weeks
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Can they just be renamed
the Minnesota Fail. then it wouldn’t just be a clever name
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He was the invisible TE's responsibility
The same one Weber has been throwing to all day.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
plus one
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
His voice is just white noise to me now
I don’t hear anything he says.
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 12:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That TD to McNutt still blows my mind.
That throw was so beyond perfect…
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wrong shoulder, man.
Son of a bitch.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Game headline, at this point:
3rd and FAIL.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The two teams, combined:
3-19 on 3rd down. Horrific.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That t-shirt may be the best thing that happened to me during
BHGTailgate weekend. It may very well become my Saturday shirt.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My roommate told me to turn the game down
what should i do to spite him
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is he playing the guitar in his room in front of his girlfriend who does charcoal drawings?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Regale him with stories ...
of the Jon Beutjer era.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No
but he is a tool like that. he’s been sleeping since 2 A.M.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Rent's due in 10 days, right?
May I suggest giving him a pubecheck?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot, a pubecheck is always the right answer
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of pubechecks,
what the hell happened to HFMR?
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pull out your trumpet and start playing the fight song.
Don’t play the trumpet? Even better.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Nov 21, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
actually i do
i was in the pride of the dakotas last year.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit...good guess on my part...
…which only goes to prove further my suspicions that I am, in fact, Ms. Cleo.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Nov 21, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you kept your flask on you--those games in Brookings get cold.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 21, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But i quit this year
to go to Iowa games.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He has the stomach flu
or had. but he still has the poops. so i pissed on the seat
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 1:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
start playing the game on your computer through ESPN 360 as well
there’ll be a time lapse. Sure to drive him crazy.
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 1:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Cue yakitty sax
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No penalty flag, but there should be a hilarity flag thrown there,
or a rubber chicken, maybe.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 1:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
S'OK...
Great minds think alike.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Aahhh
Those wacky, lovable gophers. Love ’em.
by icculus on Nov 21, 2009 1:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Let's go offense
The offense must be tired from staying up late and watching the midnight New Moon screening.
by Guancous on Nov 21, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE stop running Wegher on 1st down
Hasn’t worked one time.
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
IN YA MOUF
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This game makes baby Jesus cry
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This game is...
dare I say…boring?
/runs and hides.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, it's okay to admit it
My cat just hung itself from the ceiling fan.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Like the koala in Ford Fairlane?
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 21, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking the same thing
I blame Minnesota, though…
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Atta boy Danny!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Of course Murray hits from 45. Of course.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Anytime KOK
would like to adjust the the third down blitz that they run every time, that would be great.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 1:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Frankly, I’d prefer Minny throw interceptions for 6 on their next 2 possessions
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 1:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Stanzi the Manzi or Pick Six Rick?
I hope this time injured has given him some perspective. I was hoping JVB would play better only for the fact that it would ostensibly push Stanzi. In any event, I hope Stanzi comes back improved and does not feel the need to spot the opposition seven points .
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
David Cato with a special teams tackle
Every time I see him make the play on special teams and goal line situations—and it’s all him on those plays—I lament that his inability to crack the starting lineup may force him to transfer to anywhere that’ll have him. Dude can play. It’s just… so can Sash.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Defense and specials ...
Are finding the hitting good.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WHEEEE!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This is more fun to watch when Minny has the ball anyway
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sad but true.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That looked like a 5-yarder to me.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did it?
Because I think someone spiked your vodka with PCP.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Which makes it a delightful family treat!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
too aggressive and thinking he could get there with how close he’s come
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Give KOK PCP ...
and let the fun happen.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
McKnight just got JAKKED UP!!!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did McKnight just get Epic Greenwooded?
The ref just called a TKO on that one.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Looked pretty ordinary on reply
McKnight is bored and jsut wants off the field. Who could blame him, really?
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think maybe McKnight shouldn’t have been playing if that collision hurt him
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 1:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
David Cato is 5' 11" 205...which means
he’s probably 5-8 but if he can gain some weight maybe he can make the switch to LB.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 1:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He's definitely not 5'8".
I would believe 5’11".
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Which makes him, roughly, the same size as Wegher.
If the rumor is true, he may have even more competition next year if Wegher makes the switch.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Your special guest OC for this play
is Ken O’Keefe
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
pretty much what I thought too.
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 21, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let you see what the quarterback sees...
Pain, fail, and the guys Weber’s girlfriend is seeing behind his back.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
More 3rd and FAIL.
BigTen football: Punting is Winning.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
4th down fail, not close if the refs are honest
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Minnesota, you are horrible at football.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
yeah, minnesota
& if we weren’t so, umm, not awesome on offense we would totally be crushing you about now. so take that!
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
this is just brutal
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Good God that was horrible.
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 21, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Going for it was the right call...
…but Minnesota’s not converting between the tackles. Not with that disadvantage in the trenches.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's very nice.
Now hows about NOT going 3 and out. Maybe even a gasp! touchdown?
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 1:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota football...
catch a fever!
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wegher's best run of the day!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He wasn't hit in the backfield
So yeah, I guess so
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wegher on 1st down
……again
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Plz score
Let’s get TonyMo open in the middle of the field.
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wow
just wow
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
How long does it take to figure this out?!?!?!
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think I liked it better when the games were exciting
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota's been coming free on 3rd down blitzes all game long...
…so you call a PLAY ACTION?! Utterly idiotic.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So idiotic...
that it’s brilliant?
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If KOK's setting us up for something...
…I can say that I do not see it coming.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the play calling is toally vanilla
but Vandenberg looks totally lost.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It not the vanilla play calls
If you know they are blitzing, there has to be something you can do. Roll out, draw, screen to Wegher, slant. Call something that has a chance of wokring against a cornerback blitz, not a play action pass witha running game that stinks.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
3rd down
Number 2 blitzes from the left.
We don’t pick it up, or change our plays calls.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Mel Brooks says
tragedy is when Iowa has the ball, comedy is when Minnesota has it.
Ugh
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:25 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Vandenberg looks so unprepared
I wish they would return the roll out because he is lost in the drop back right now if he has to read the field.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I wonder who's winning the class 2A championship...
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Solon, 3-0
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Solon is up 3-0 on Boyden Hull.
Is that 2A?
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea.
I went to HS in Muscatine. I know nothing about good HS football.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think an Iowa recruit plays in the 3A game for Harlan
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
*shrug*
I think it might have a “K” in it, anyway. Or a C. Or a vowell.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Ninja Assassin were out this week.
At least then I could convince my finacee that Twilight isn’t worth seeing.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
City High.
42-14 over Marshalltown.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda think that was a catch.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Minnesota got dicked.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Evidently ESPN didn't bring enough cameras to the game.
None from the right angle to see if that was a catch, and a replay camera from 1985.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 21, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota's QBs now
7-23, 73 yards, 0 TD, 1 INT, 11 rushes, 5 yards, 2 fumbles lost.
There must be a word for this.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Inept.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Apafail?
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Mediocrity?
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 21, 2009 1:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's a gross insult to mediocrity.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you mean minnyocrity
I’ll be here all week
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the winner!
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
over/under we gain 4 yards on this series?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 1:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
UNDER UNDER UNDER
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think they'll blitz on third down?
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Over
I feel a first down a comin
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ordinarily
this this the point in the game where I start worrying about some fluky play making us regret missed opportunities to score more. But, Minnesota has been so utterly toothless that I can’t even get my paranoia going.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOOK WHAT YOU DID. YOU DID THIS.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Even now I'm still not worried
It’s a weird empty feeling. They will screw it up, somehow.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And how!
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pulled out too soon...
heh. That’d be funny if we hadn’t of turned the ball over.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Aw, son of a bitch.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
better to pull out too soon than too late
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 1:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Aww, crap. I have Iowa -11.
Although my wife upstairs heard the call of the fumble play and said, “you never pull out too soon, baby.” She’s a fan of the dirty announcing.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 21, 2009 1:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I disagree.
RUTS is the real winner in that situation.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Basketball season is even better
With all the “penetration”, “ball handling”, and “back door” calls.
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"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 21, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
She sounds like a peach!
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thought that helmet was the football..
booze induced fail..
by cah05 on Nov 21, 2009 1:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No, it was not hard to tell if Gray's knee hit.
It did. You could see shit come up from the field.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOO
not a flag. BOOOOOOOOOOOO, Zebra.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I assume that was sarcasm.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 1:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Prater didn't get his head turned around.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Need a try-fight-fail here.
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"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 21, 2009 1:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Prater tipped the ball.
FUCK YOU, BOB GRIESE. GO EAT A TACO.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They're still running up the middle.
Only worry if the ball somehow gets outside the tackles.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
syracuse stand here
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 1:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Prater's the only player on Iowa's defense who consistently talks smack
and he’s the weakest link
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 1:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'll take Prater as the weakest link
over Willie Lowe giving up 2 TDs a game.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I admire their commitment to the run up the middle
since it hasn’t worked yet.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 1:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This is the most exciting this game has been all day long...no matter if MN scores or not.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pick that, Prater!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's like he didn't even try to use his other hand there
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Defense smash!
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 1:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BOOYA
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BOO FORWARD PROGRESS.
Fumble = TD Iowa.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Hawks gonna cover, yo.
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"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 21, 2009 1:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
oh hey, a 93-yard drive coming
no prob
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 1:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think Weber's knee came down before he got the ball out.
And that, friends, is a damn shame.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Craptastic!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sucktacular!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Our offense to this point
run…stuffed at the line of scrimmage.
go pattern…pass out of bounds or thrown in double coverage.
pass….sack.
Please, let’s get a drive here.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 1:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
93 yard run by Wegher here.
Or 2. Whatevs.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not -3
I’ll take it at this point
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
games like this are why everyone hates the Big 10
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 1:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They hate us for our freedom!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Annnnnnnnnnnd
Another wegher run on 1st. This is dynamic playcalling, folks.
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 1:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bet you didn't see Wegher run on 3rd and 8 coming.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Bears but yet I cheer for their college equivalent
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Urlacherer?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Except Iowa's defense is actually good
not just good by reputation from 5 years ago.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
how true
sigh
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oof.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Griese's ...
eyes are bleeding from all the offensive fireworks.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If Clayborn would've caught that...
Holy fuck.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Catch that ball Clayborn.
DAMMIT. YOU’RE A DEFENSIVE LINEMAN, THAT’S WHY WE BROUGHT YOU TO IOWA CITY.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Clayborn almost scored again.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Griese just called him Eric Dicker.
I’m certain.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, you gotta make us work for it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kick it, Brewster!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine...
…a BCS bowl watching this game and selecting Iowa.
by Nyghtewynd on Nov 21, 2009 1:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You assume they care about the style of football.
You assume wrong.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I can imagine a BCS bowl watching this game
and being giddy at the thought of a full stadium in Iowa City watching a crappy football game. It’s all about the money. What we look like makes absolutely no difference.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If by style, you mean $$$$$
Then you would be correct.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They see a stadium full of people
that’s what they see first
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sash deserved that INT.
How close is he to the single season record? 7, right?
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I thought a "funk" was by definition negative.
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 21, 2009 1:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
George Clinton would like to have a word with you.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I erred in expecting something Griese said to make sense.
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 21, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Clayborn
needs a sack here
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 1:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
nah, you jinxed him
just own it. it’s okay. but that was clearly your fault. it’s okay. but you’re to blame.
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Blown up
just like Weber’s “girlfriend”
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 1:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Goofs ...
have an offensive lineman named Alford.
That might explain some of their troubles.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota now 12-35 passing
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I believe you mean that MN has an offensive lineman with the last name of "NAME REDACTED"
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that name ...
and threw up in my mouth.
Force of habit.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
can we get that "bitchmade" gif updated??
by everloyal on Nov 21, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, it's happening.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks man.
PS The Hold Steady still rocks. the Mats too. Thus ending my list of good things about Minn.
by everloyal on Nov 21, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately
Vande’s stats aren’t much better
Fuck tOSU
by ajs1122 on Nov 21, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You get better by sucking tremendously?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was weird.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wegher rushes on first down?
Really breaking new ground here, KOK.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
so i'm 12 years older after this season
i look forward to the rebirth of the 2002 offense in 2010 and a super-fantastic offensive juggernaut
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 1:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Omg
A rollout, and we get a 1st down. Unbelievable.
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 1:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FORCIER IS THE SECOND COMING OF TEBOW.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 1:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Iowa on top of Minnesota"
Yeah. But just kind of trashing around. Minnesota isn’t getting much out of it.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 1:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Still holding out on that Michigan comeback, eh Dave?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thank God the Go-furs suck
We look like a bunch of hillbillies trying to hump a doorknob.
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 2:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, on offense
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 2:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
His brain collado'ed with Wegher's knee.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That Gopher coaches must be psychic
because it’s as if they knew that play was coming
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 2:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Shocking!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
we just ran Packi on 3rd and 6
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
TRY FIGHT SURRENDER
Not complaining because I have $40 on Iowa -11, but no timeout before 4th down? Really, Tim?
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 21, 2009 2:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He's saving it to set up for the onside kick.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They're going to need it
for when they can’t get a play in on 2nd-and-5
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 2:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This game is 2:29 from doing us all a giant favor and ending.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
if they keep dropping passes
we could get another three punts
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kirk's folksy sayings are not what I'm in the mood for
after another 2-yard run.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 2:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Goofers have completely given up.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 2:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So there's hope, right?
Our offense can recover and start resembling a D1 offense before the bowl game, right?
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 2:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Mainly because we’ll have Dace, Stanzi, and Robinson healthy.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I know we have injuries
but we’re definitely not playing our best football at the end of the year. Unlike KF.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Vandenberg, dude.
Consistency’s not there yet. It happens. Vandenberg’ll get there with more practice.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ball wasn't out?
It was close.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Griese reminds me of what having George W. as an announcer would be like
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How many points has Minny scored
in Brewster’s head
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
55
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
56...he played for the win
It was a call only a great coach would make
Fuck tOSU
by ajs1122 on Nov 21, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They scored
on a wildcat triple reverse, didn’t they.
Genius
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bob is quite the observer
“Something’s not clicking in the passing game.”
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think what's not clicking
is “the passing game”
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Griese "something's not clicking with this passing game"
theres less than 2 mins left in the fourth quarter Bob and you just now figure this out
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I love watching Weber against the Iowa defense. Here’s to hoping he starts next year’s game.
by fugeeu on Nov 21, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Or transfers to whoever we're playing for the bowl game
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
TRY FIGHT COVER.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 21, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ta-da!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hit the bull, kid
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
please
take two knees and end this!!!!!
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So, we need to push the ball down the field here, right?
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Take a knee.
How long has it been since Minnesota scored against Iowa?
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's likely.
How many quarters, or, better yet, minutes?
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
121:38
Minnesota scored that late TD in 2007, remember.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome.
I love reminding them that Iowa scored more in the metrodome restrooms than they have in 2 years against the Hawkeyes.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
YAY WINNING IS FUN
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Again with the conservative late-game playcalling, Kirk?
C’mon!
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A win is a win is a win baby!
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa kept all 3 rivalry trophies
That has to be considered a success, no?
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Withouta doubt.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck yes
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay...let's get healthy and play in the desert
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
play in the desert?
Last time I saw something like that, it was called No Country For Old Men, and NO THANK YOU ON THAT ONE, SIR.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Call it
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Before the game I expected and actually said aloud...
that I expected Iowa to look solid offensively. JVB would have three touchdowns, put together consistent drives. FAIL.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 2:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pig! Pig! Pig!
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 21, 2009 2:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I am really going to enjoy the fact that the pregame for the Pizza Pizza bowl
will be all about how Minny hasn’t scored an offensive TD in 2 games, 10 quarters and eleventy billion plays.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The Land Grant Trophy
With its illustrious history dating back to 1993.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
QB contoversy dies painful death
BCS Bowl lives. Hope Adam is okay.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
that is so close to being an awesome haiku
Stanzi is Manzi
Let’s go B.C.S. bowling
Get healthy A-Rob!
by everloyal on Nov 21, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Which Adam?
Robinson, Stanzi, Richardson, Hunter, etc.
I’ve lost track of all the Adams on this team.
I really need to turn off the sound on ESPN games.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I will say this for Stanzi
His picks look so much prettier than JVB’s interceptions if that counts for anything. He is more assertive in his ineptness.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
MINN took a lot of chances today
and a more experienced QB would have exploited that. Vberg was really a deer in the headlights today. It was jNW all over again. Now I don’t know how he did it last week.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oklahoma gettting pasted right now
don’t know if they can take out Ok. State.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
When will we find out bowl bids...not for a few weeks?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 2:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
DEC. 6th
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, after the conference championships.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My birthday!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Right after the MSM
jerks off to the SEC title game.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
First tough game
FL and AL play all year.
Sorry little bitter about this week. Chattanooga and Fl Int. in Nov? Really?
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's a joke
And of course ESPN goes with the “look at Tebow and Ingram!” storyline anyway.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a quirk of scheduling.
They had the dates come free when the NCAA switched to a 12-game season, since they had to reserve FSU and Auburn (respectively) for the last game—which used to be this week.
Now, if you want to say “yes but these teams are jokes,” of course they are; what team in their right mind would imperil their season by adding a lose-able game in the middle of November if they don’t have to?
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Looking at the stats and Wegher had 15 carries for 26 yards.
I’m no football genius, so I can’t spot anything, but what exactly are they doing that is tipping off the run when he’s in the game?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 21, 2009 2:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It is weird...i read
that DJK leaves the huddle differently on a run as opposed to a pass. But Wegher himself has to be tipping it off. Although, is the Big Ten sharing it among themselves and somehow we are clueless? Seems unlikely. Wegher might be running too low and commmitting to early on the holes.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
too low
as in unable to see the holes and the 2nd tier.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I got that from your initial post--and it does make sense if true.
He’s good in short yardage situations. He’s not looking for that second level and just blowing through the hole (or jumping over it, as it were).
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 21, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve noticed that there’s a pretty definite trend in the way Wegher lines up and what the play call is. When he’s shallow in the backfield it’s a pass, when he’s deep, it’s a run.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Nov 21, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Never looks for the cut back, and until today we rarely threw
We also seem to run the same play for him; he always hits it off tackle on the stretch. A-Rob had some nice counter runs in the first half that we never seem to call for Wegher. Wegher might be better on draws than A-Rob, adn I like Wegher in the screen game, but we didn’t run any of those today. A couple of draws for A-Rob and one for or two for Wegher, but that was it. More draws might have slowed down the blitz they calle don every third down that we couldn’t exploit because we were running play action, 7 step drops.
My new theory, KOK is an idiot, and Stanzi was audibling out of these terrible calls.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
12-0
now get off that football field Gopher. you can’t even catch a football. you’re a Gopher.
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
67-0!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
god bless
the Iowa Hawkeye Defense
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We covered the spread
someone is getting rich off this team.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
back to back shut out so of Minnie! as ugly as it was, we'll take the win and try
to figure out this Land Grant Trophy. it looks like the 3rd place trophy from the 4th grade fall bowling league.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My fiancee just told me that I cannot leave the house.
Apparently, I’m too drunk to drive .5 mile for lunch. BOOOOO.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 2:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa Football, 2009
Driving fans to drink since forever.
I am in the same boat. But it is Christmas Ale time. That’s my excuse.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota QBs are goood
Combined 14-40, 153 yds, 0 TDs, 1 Int, 2 fumbles lost.
by fugeeu on Nov 21, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Addition to the bitchmade gallery?
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tate Forcier had an epic afternoon in his first battle with tOSU
4 picks. lost fumble in the end zone….
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ND 14/ UCONN 0
who will get fired first, Chuck or RichRod?
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 2:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Weis is gone.
Rodriquez will survive. He’s got one year to turn Blue into a bowl team.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i think i read on the interweb someplace that Weis buyout is over $ 15 million?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's probably true.
But ND’s alum base will find a way. The last 3 years is enough for the wealthy alums to sack up and help send him packing.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Montana can use some of the proceeds from his current home that is for sale for the low, low price of
$ 49 million to buy out ChuckW.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I hope JoePa CRUSHES Mark D'Antoniaoyoorosalitaitalianguido
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wait
No I don’t. We want them to lose right?
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of
A Penn State loss ensures that Iowa is the only choice for an at-large BCS berth (Wisconsin be damned). But Rambler’s Hawkeye love has turned me into a semi-PSU fan.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the Cy-Hawk trophy is so much cooler.....
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD NEWS!
We’re 10-2. Going BCS bowling and have 18!!!! starters returning….AND JEWEL! YAY!!!!! hahaha.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fans should demand/expect a national title next year
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
With all due respect, that's fucking retarded.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
With all due respect fine writer for this site that I visit often, why would having that expectation..
be retarded? If any team in this country (it seems other than Iowa apparently) finished the season 10-2 and was returning 18 starters, they’d expect/demand a national title. It’s a shame that Iowa fans are content with less than that.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Because any fanbase "demanding" a nationa title is retarded.
Expectations will be high, but a national title demands are foolish. National title hopes, however, will definitely be justifiable.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hopes? yes. demands? no.
It’s not that I’m content with “just” a good season, it’s that I’m an Iowa fan and I know what high hopes and expectations can bring(2007…or even the Carson Palmer drudging of us by USC). We fly by the seat of our pants. We’re resilient..it’s Iowa football.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, for starters...
1) It takes an enormous amount of luck and improbability to go undefeated.
2) As we saw just this season, injuries can totally derail an offense. Defenses are also susceptible.
3) No word yet on who’s transferring or going to the NFL early.
4) As this season demonstrated, even going undefeated isn’t a guarantor of BCS championship eligibility; the fact that Iowa’s toughest road game is at Arizona in September won’t help their cause.
5) The returning talent level isn’t quite at the elite level just yet.
6) Most importantly, the mere notion that we can “demand” a national title from ANY team, not just Iowa, is among the most odious and obnoxious of fan behavior. If you’re going to piss and moan if Iowa goes 10-2 or 11-1, then you don’t really get what’s so fun about football and you’re just using it as an outlet for your ugliest impulses.
It’s fine to go into 2010 thinking that Iowa’s one of the contenders for a BCS bowl. It’s neither productive nor enjoyable to turn it into a “demand” for a title, especially when we’re talking about 18- to 22-year-olds playing sports. In fact, it’s fucking ridiculous. Use your head, man.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
would Jewel Hampton or Jeff Brinson transfer?
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i'm worried
about clayborn going pro.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that scares me too.
Also, Spievey.
I assume Bulaga is not going, since he was not dominant this year, and has the potential to be a first round draft pick.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Interestingly
There’s a lot of rumors that Bulaga’s still considered a mid-first rounder by plenty of teams. I wouldn’t believe it either, but if he looks better in the bowl, that might be the last time we see him in a Hawkeye uniform.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yay
More turn-over on the OLine.
Keep lifting weights, Reiff.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Brinson sure as shit might.
Especially since I could see the coaches going to him and telling him they’re not sure where he’s going to get meaningful carries in this offense.
Shame, really, but they owe it to him to be honest, y’know? He’s too good to sit on the bench as a 4th stringer.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I can see Wegher redshirting next year, and then Jewel/ Robinson getting 95%
of the carries.
U are absolutely right, Brinson was supposed to be a star. getting hurt, isn’t in anyone’s plan (Dace/ Moeaki). Brinson had like 2 carries this year?
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yea
I think that’s a good call. I hope Brinson sees his time though. Robinson still has plenty of time to emerge and a great back as well, but he may be better for us on D.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
or Wegher moves to flanker, KR/ PR full time
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that's
actually a pretty good idea as well. I wish we could have one full season where we had minimal injuries and a 100% functioning offense.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We had one in 2002
and its a new decade. Surely we get a function offense once a decade.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This happened not too long ago right
We had Shaw, Banks and Dwight. Timmy moved to WR/PR and Shaw and Banks played in the backfield.
That turned out OK
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you think they'll snow him a little bit
Since, if he had been healthy, he would have played half the year.
Besides, based on talent, Hampton’s the starter, Brinson’s the back-up, Wegher runs draws, screens, leaps over tall buildings.
I love ARob, but he goes back to D.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i retract my use of the word demand
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's a prudent decision
And one that most people aren’t mature enough to make when they’re losing an argument. Cheers.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Top 10 pre-season ranking? I assume Wegher will redshirt
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOO
When we’re preseason ranked we suck! Hope they lowball us like this year. We do better when we’re underdogs. Remember 2007?
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
pre-season #1 by the New York Times was it?
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The most beautiful thing about this is
a second consecutive trophy sweep. let’s go bowling baby
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 2:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I was frustrated by how ugly it was today, but 10-2 is 2 wins better than I said I’d be happy with at the start of the season. Rambler has turned me into a PSU fan when they’re not playing Iowa, so am pulling for them. Bowls – I want Iowa to get healthy and play well. I’d like one of the big boy bowls, but deep down I’m not sure I care. If it’s matchup, I’m not sure I wouldn’t prefer beating an LSU than dealing with a motivated Boise or TCU.
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Iowa rips Minnesota, stays in BCS bowl hunt"
Rips, they said. The headline writers for ESPN love Iowa.
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 3:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A closer examination of Weber's anus would reveal this headline to be accurate.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 3:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not happy SDSU was able to score more points against Minny...
…than us. Strangely, I almost felt better after our loss against OSU than after this one.
BUT, two straight shutouts against the LOLphers feels great. Our O-line was, um, not very good today, and VBerg certainly didn’t impress like he did last week.
BUT, our D was phenomenal and was doubly phenomenal when it really mattered.
Bottom line, we won, we’re 10-2, and we’re hopefully on our way to a BSC game. Hoping for an Okie State loss against OU next week and an Oregon loss against either Arizona today or Oregon State next week. Would be nice to see Wisky or PSU lose (sorry, PSU fans, nothing personal; go to hell, Wisky fans) as well so the idiot Big 12 coaches can’t justifiably rank either of them higher than us.
All in all, it’s been a strange, exciting, gut-wrenching season, and I’m glad we were able to end on a high note. After all we’ve been through this year, the close score probably shouldn’t surprise me at all. Hope A-Rob gets better in time for the bowl game, wherever it may be. Stanzi and the rest of the injured players too, for that matter.
Great season, Hawks! Let’s cap it off by smacking someone around in Phoenix or Miami.
Also, bummed that OSU doesn’t have to share the Big Ten crown, but Michigan staying home for bowl season two years in a row is a beautiful thing. I was fine with either team winning that one.
by ChiCityHawk on Nov 21, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
SDSU
scored on a defensive td.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I understand
But I was still hoping for at least a three-TD victory. I know we’ve had our troubles with smaller schools earlier in the season, but this happened to Minnesota last week. And after scoring 24 against OSU, I thought (stupidly, it seems) that we might be able to put more points up against the Goofer D. Not taking away from the shutout at all! Just sayin’…
by ChiCityHawk on Nov 21, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yep yep.
not arguing. just sayin we technically did put up more points. and yes. we won. gonna be a good holiday none the less
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oops Pow Surprise
Why would having that expectation (national title next year)
be retarded? If any team in this country (it seems other than Iowa apparently) finished the season 10-2 and was returning 18 starters, they’d expect/demand a national title. It’s a shame that Iowa fans are content with less than that.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
One Word: Oklahoma
A season can change in a blink. Expecting or demanding a championship in college football is idiotic. We are good, and we can expect this team to compete at the highest levels next year. But expecting – much less demanding – a national championship in college football is just stupid. It’s an incredibly competitive sport with frequent injuries.
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't buy it
Of course, injuries happen. If Tebow breaks a leg, I don’t think Florida fans expect to win a national title. But that doesn’t change their expectations. Perhaps demand was too strong a word. All I meant was that we need to have higher expectations—higher than even a BCS bid.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
sorry screw up on my part
it doesn’t change their initial expectation at the start of the year
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
as your name states
KOK could ruin us. That’s the true test. We have the talent every year, but who can survive KOK’s ridiculous play calls? WHO? WHO? effin Ricky the Manzi STANZI that’s who!
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN video recap of the Iowa game.
ends with “Iowa gets a win in Ames…” or something like that. Fail.
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 3:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
bunch of
assholes. I hope Brent Musburger was watching. He’d rip em a new ass, he loves Iowa.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fossilhawk, wherever you are
Now that we’ve won again, I’m looking forward to another installment of hilarious game photos. It’s the regular season finale. I have high expectations.
by ChiCityHawk on Nov 21, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of that
Did StoopsMyAss do a top 10 this week?
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think so.
the question is…..why? haha
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mark May's Twitter
IOWA BCS BOUND. all caps means it’s a sure thing right?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Or my drunk uncle is emailing conspiracy theories again
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Who's drunk uncle
isn’t emailing conspiracy theories nowadays?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait
until it is acceptable to be that guy. I’ve already warned my nieces and nephews.
Of course, my uncle is special. Not only is it all caps, but the font is red.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Frankly, I don't think we deserve a BCS bowl this year. We had our shot but we weren't quite good enough on offense to do it.
Never know what the committee will decide though.
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
go Sparty!
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I personally
think we deserve as much as any other at large team. but fate is out of our hands now. just have to rely of the football gods now
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tough to argue that, but also tough to fully agree -
We’ve never fielded a complete, healthy offense the entire season. Not even counting Hampton – there’s been a key role-player out for every game. By the time the bowl comes around, we should (ugh, dear god please) have everyone healthy, and will have had some good time to heal and get good reps & prep. With the offense we’re actually supposed to have out there, we could be a freaking juggernaut. But to be fair, I did use an awful lot of modals there, so you know, no guarntees or whatever.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
they're talking about medical redshirts on the post game
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
KF said Dace would be ready for the bowl game, which may elminate a 6th yr (?)
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it'd be nice
to have a 100%healthy offense firing on all cylinders for the bowl game.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, no, no.
If Dace gets one, it’ll be for 2008, where he sat out the entire season. He played more than half of this season before the injury.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
your right. i gotta quit the Miller High Life
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jewel, for sure.
And I’ll be fucking stunned if Dace isn’t granted one for 2008.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i read your response above, I retract my use of the word "demand"
you are right. I expect/hope for a national title. Sometimes I’m too over-zealous.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
suckClones 24/ Mizzu 27; 10 mins left, 4th qtr
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Empty seats and half full stadiums
That’s what Ryan Field does!
24-14 jNU over Wisky in the 2nd
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 3:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Indiana finally says ahh fuckit ..
& gives up jumping out to early leads.
Purdue up 21-6 2nd QTR
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I like this schedule
September
4 Eastern Illinois
11 Iowa State (Hy-Vee Cy-Hawk Series)
18 at Arizona
25 Ball State
October
2 Penn State (HC)
9 Bye week
16 at Michigan
23 Wisconsin (FW)
30 Michigan State
November
6 at Indiana
13 at Northwestern
20 Ohio State (FA/S)
27 at Minnesota
Please tell me we beat jNW next year. And hey, we actually open conference sked at home. Against PSU, but at home.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
sadly no JC6 september 4th
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's OK
I liked JC6. I would hate to see Binns or Claybourne break him in two
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why does this program continue to schedule 1-AA teams???
schedule a C-USA or some other small conference team, but 1-AA teams kill BCS rankings.
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Um...
Alabama and Florida played I-AA teams this season. Voters don’t actually care.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 5:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
suck clones 24/ Mizzu 34 (4:43 left in the game)
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I mentioned this earlier but given the recent discussion I'll post it again
My friend works at U of I hospitals with someone who knows an assistant coach (that part is true—the coach is his neighbor—but whether he was told the following can be qualified as rumor). Anyway, he told my buddy that Jewel Hampton will be number one the depth chart—which makes sense given KF loyalty to players (he gave Paki his shot after all). Arob and Brinson would be 2-3 respectively though they would split carries; the best back would assume the number 2 position. The major thing would be that Wegher would move to back up Greenwood as free safety.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 3:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm.
If he’d be good at safety, then I’m all for the move. No offense to Joe Conklin, but, y’know.
It does bum me out a bit that they’d give up on putting the ball in his hands; once he gets past the point of attack, he’s dynamic. Oh well. Hope he still returns kicks and punts or something.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 3:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
isn't Conklin a Sr?
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Again, the friend's co-worker is a lot like Dwight from the Office
so I definitely don’t stand by his statement. Though Wegher has speed and ball skills that would seem to fit the free safety position. But who knows who transfers and with injuries (like you said), it’s pure speculation.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with Hampton/Brinson
I would have guessed ARob back to D and Wegher as some sort of flanker/scat back etc. But the coaches know more than I do.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 3:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think ARob has earned his spot in the RB corps,
splitting carries w/Brinson, most likely. I’d like to see BW move to the slot if he stas on O.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think ARob has earned playing time
But, barring injury, I don’t seem him getting a lot of carries behind Hampton/Brinson. Given how he picks up blockers, blowing up WR and TEs in the middle? I like that a lot.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
I like ARob’s ability to break tackles.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That would be a more logical position for Wegher
In the open field, he’s amazing. Get him in a spot where he can have 1-1 matchups and let him brake ankles.
I’m sure, though, that if the coaches told him he was moving to safety that he would transfer.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 21, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fans have said the same thing about Dwight, Kampman, Matt Roth....we'll shall see.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 4:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to say
That I thought Wegher is too short to play safety.
But he is listed as 2 inches taller than ARob.
So, nevermind.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
sparty TD
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by pfac51 on Nov 21, 2009 3:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
jNW for 3
leads wisky 27-14 with 27 seconds left
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 3:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
in the half*
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully Seantrel Henderson and CJ Fiedlsdfjlksdfjlkf34sdski have enjoyed their time in IC so far
Given that we’ll have large, porn star-like gaping holes to either fill or replace on the line and at TE, it’d be nice to get some of the nation’s best seniors in to start fucking some shit up.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 21, 2009 4:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well after this game
we’ll have to show them some film to convince them we actually do throw to the TE occasionally.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Two games out of twelve ain't bad, right?
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 4:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And those were our two best offensive games
Its almost like teams targeted our TE, and our adjustment to that was….
well, nothing.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ND FUMBLE!!!
Game is tied with 49 seconds left and Uconn has the ball in ND territory. SCHADENFREUDE!
by Argulor on Nov 21, 2009 4:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OT
Let’s go Huskies
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't seem like there are many on right now but.....
any chance we can get a postgame thread? There is some decent late action tonight.
by Argulor on Nov 21, 2009 5:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
TD Zug
whatever Leman is still better
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 21, 2009 5:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ask and ye shall receive, Argulor; RECAP/POSTGAME THREAD HERE
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/11/21/1168243/not-the-12-0-we-wanted-most-but-a
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 5:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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