THREADBLOGOPENLIVEGAMEZARDOZ: Minnesota at Iowa
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 9:30 AM CST
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Minnesota Golden Gophers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Nov 21, 2009 11:02 AM CST
Last home game of the season. Last game of the regular season. Did you get your sleep? Hope you got your sleep.
Quick prediction: we'll be pretty surprised if Minnesota puts up more than 13 points. This is not an offense that matches up well with Iowa's defense. Another shutout may not be in the cards--Bernstine's injured, so who's going to throw the blocker into the punt returner?--but a Eric Decker-less Adam Weber shouldn't be able to do to Iowa what he did to Michigan State. Theoretically.
As for Iowa, well, who knows? The ideal offense has existed mainly as a theory, what with Rafael Eubanks and Brett Morse being literally the only players to start every game of the season.on offense. James Vandenberg was awful against Northwestern, good with a week of preparation against Ohio State, and a total wild card against Minnesota. We don't know what his consistency's like yet. It bodes well that he performed admirably in the Shoe, but that's just one game; Minnesota's still going to be only his second start, and we don't yet know how he'll respond if the Goofs are up by 10-14 early in the game and the crowd gets restless. We don't expect that, but, y'know... weirder things have happened.
Assuming disaster doesn't strike, though, Iowa ought to be able to score about 20-30 points on Minnesota's oft-shredded defense. Minnesota can push that number down by putting their corners and outside linebackers in outside techniques and funneling the receivers to the middle of the field--which is where Vandenberg struggles the most. Fortunately, Minnesota's coach is Tim Brewster, and Tim Brewster is a terrible, terrible coach.
So we're calling it 27-13 Iowa. Probably a few drives dying in the red zone, since these offenses aren't so great. But Iowa should be able to move the ball with a lot more ease than Minnesota.
Oh, we almost forgot. Battle music? Battle music, motherfuckers:
Okay, as battle music goes, you literally cannot do much worse (absolute nadir: either "Muskrat Love" or "Party in the USA"), but the message is clear: run over and through these motherfuckers long after the novelty wears off. Do it until everyone's uncomfortable, and then do it twice as long.
Yes, we're totally preaching to the choir at this point when it comes to the rules, but just in case there are any new kids in the romper room: no slurs, no personal insults, and don't be retarded. You're all already good at that. I know. Just feels better when it doesn't go unsaid. Play nice, and play hard. Let's do this.
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You have a talent for finding the weirdest videos on YouTube
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 21, 2009 9:38 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
No prisoners today
The D-line needs to create complete havoc and we need to get back to creating turnovers, and not committing them. Would love to see the team end on a very high note here.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 9:50 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Die!
But not in a physical sense. That would be wrong. But in a spiritual “oh my God, I can’t believe we lost. I must question the existence of God and everything in the world” sense.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 21, 2009 9:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
been there, done that
see northwestern game. the team from your local area is not as good as the team from my area. prepare to lose this game. if you start now you’ll feel better later promise.
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 10:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ready? Ready.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 21, 2009 10:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
please please please
let Iowa roll the fucking hell out of Minnesota! I work at Guitar Center here in Charlotte, and I just had a couple decked out in Michigan gear give me the worst scowl ever. (I’m decked out in Iowa gear at work because my boss isn’t here and I’m not missing a chance to sport Iowa gear!)
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 10:04 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't know which is worse,
Celine Dion, or the original Disney music at the beginning of the clip – USC’s “Fight On”. Thanks for killing a fond childhood memory, OPS.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Nov 21, 2009 10:14 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I had to turn down the music...too much of the poison last night.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 10:28 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
One more Great Moment in Gopher Football
1986 Iowa @ Minnesota
The Hawks rally from a 17-0 halftime deficit to tie the game at 27. With just a few seconds left in the game, Rob Houghtlin steps up for a 51 yard field goal aaaannd..It’s NO GOOD!
WAIT, WAIT! There’s a penalty.. on the Gophers..15 yards.
So, with one second on the clock, Houghtlin nails the 37 yarder FTW!
by hmbfossil on Nov 21, 2009 10:56 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow, student section FAIL during HATE week?
Booo.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:02 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
the students crowd down low
It’s still a sellout and a crowded stadium
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Alright you Rodent Motherfuckers!
It’s time for pain.
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 11:03 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Let's get Tony Mo in on this bitch.
He’s due for a breakout.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:04 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Would love to see a TonyMO td
for senior day
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
how bout
a tony mo pass to trey stross for a sr. connection…no?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You shouldn't mention Moeaki and break in the same sentence.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Especially with Fiedorowicz in the house.
Creepiness, FTW.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:05 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Robinson is fantastic.
The three headed beast at RB next year should be awesome.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:07 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gonna be the most balanced attack in Iowa history.
at least that i’ve seen
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Six seconds of Hell on Defense;
Guarding its gate on Offense.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
this feels different
than watching the basketball team.
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 11:08 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I watched the game last night ...
I’m like some kind of pain junkie.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 11:10 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Because the football team might be able to score more points?
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
a more than competent team playing to a full house
- and the feeling/confidence that they can win.
- feels good, man.
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good start
Okay now bring the pain defense!
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 21, 2009 11:10 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the clean the smegma off them.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:11 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else's wife
refer to uniforms as “outifits” or “costumes?”
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Word is that Tarp hurt a knee and Hunter is still a lil dinged up.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He just ripped the RB apart.
I like it.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:14 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know who he is
but that was a nice suplex
by MP hawkfan on Nov 21, 2009 11:14 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Now for something complete different
Play action pass to McNutt on your chin Gophers!
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 21, 2009 11:16 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Forcier FAIL.
Fumble in his own endzone, TD Buckeyes.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:17 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
What's better is that it was immediately after Matt Millen said that Forcier is terrible in the pocket.
Thus making Millen look like a genius.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder
How many Michigan alumni are questioning the what was it 5 million dollar buy out. Back to Back losing seasons. Now if it could only happen to OSU forever
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 21, 2009 11:22 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
after he made the ultimate promise
ESPN showed his quote that went something like “I’m going to do whatever it takes to get our seniors to a bowl game”.
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Millen's a good color man.
He just makes bad decisions as a GM. Really bad decisions.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I assumed you were in IC, it's been a quiet morning.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A little more innocuous
More like being up drinking at 3, checking the time of the game and expecting to see 5:30 or 7:00, and seeing 11:02 a.m. instead. Whoops.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't always beat ass ...
But when I do, it’s against the Gophers.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Sorry. Love that Dos Equis ad
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 11:18 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
OSU looks like a team from Any Given Sunday
AKA Ugly as shit.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:22 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Love seeing the other team's
QB get body slammed
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 11:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice work Binns!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ballard
Don’t fuck with that guy
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:23 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Would love to see a 15 yard loss here...
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:24 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when the band plays imperial march when the other team is going for it on 4th down
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 11:24 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Prater hopping around.
I think he wants to blitz, here.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:25 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Can you catch the wind in a jar?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:25 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I um, "caught wind in a jar" when I was a kid.
Screwed the lid back on real fast and then put it in the fridge. Whoever discovered it… uh, sorry.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1.5
That’s the number for a fart, right?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
You definitely don’t want “+2.”
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Calling a timeout to think it over is one thing
but what reason to take the play clock all the way down in the 1st quarter?
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 11:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If you don't know
Brewster’s not going to tell you. Look, he’s in your head already!
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 11:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He wouldn't be this stupid
Watch him call a pass play here.
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 21, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
What happens...
If Tater Tot somehow leads Michigan to a win? tOSU still in the Rose with a 4 way tie on top of the conference?
Fuck tOSU
by ajs1122 on Nov 21, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
His middle name is not field position.
But it might be doggie style
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:27 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
FIGHT! TRY! WIN! SEXY!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 11:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
These guys are awful.
I didn’t realize just how bad they really are…
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:29 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Johnson laying some wood.
Welcome.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A-Rob
more of this.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 11:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm eating buttermilk biscuits.
They’re pretty good.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Now can we PLEASE pick up the 1st down here?
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 11:32 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Johnson's been all over the place today
by MP hawkfan on Nov 21, 2009 11:33 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Really impressing the bcs bowl committees so far
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 11:34 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think the BCS Championship might be back in play.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
all you gotta do is make the playof --
— oh, right.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
there are a lof of people there…
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:35 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We should have the fans
all bring full shopping bags from local businesses to the game. The bowl reps would be drooling.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LOLverines field goal FAIL
7-0, OSU…
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:34 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I know our BCS hopes ...
Reside in part on what happens between UM and OSU, but I’m also rooting for an earthquake in Ann Arbor.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So, with Henderson (#1 recruit in the country) in attendance
does KOK attempt to run the ball even more than usual? We know how O-lineman love to run block.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:35 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure KOK doesn't give a shit.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WELL HE SHOULD DAMMIT.
THAT 18 YEAR IS VITAL TO OUR SUCCESS.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry.
That was uncalled for.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
One of my big bitches this year.
Why does it seem to me that the ref always moves the ball back with us and leaves wherever the other team puts it. Granted I favor the Hawks but watch and see if I have a legitimate complaint.
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 21, 2009 11:36 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
So, uh. 52 points coming in the last three quarters?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:37 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Actually
we’re about on par with last years game, no?
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 11:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Should have been illegal touch penalty?
It hit the lineman first
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 11:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WHEEEEEE!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:37 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Weber lowers the shoulder, Johnson falls backwards.
Ouch.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:38 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Kind of led with his head.
But either way, not cool.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Prater wanted blood on that one.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:39 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Team Bernstine?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yet another reason to hate OSU
what the hell are they wearing?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 11:39 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
First look at tosu uniforms. Yikes. Who greenlighted that?
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 11:39 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
The helmets look cool.
The rest though…
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The only way an osu helmet looks good
is if it’s rolling on the ground with a head in it.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 21, 2009 11:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oregon.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually liked most of the new Nike "Pro Combat" uniforms
OSU seemed to get the shit end of the stick. I do enjoy the old school helmets, though.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's about time ref!
He’s been doing it all fuckin’ game
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 11:40 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
But then how will Clayborn get 80 sacks?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The first player to be named AA at 2 different positions?
Bronk the Donk Nagurski.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:41 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
+4
Gotta love the Fargo reference.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
She had
loo…
loo…
leukeeemia.
I could go on all day
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Clock management failure
before your very eyes
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 11:41 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
FIGHT! TRY! TIMEOUT!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. T just impregnated all the characters on World of Warcraft.
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 11:42 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Goophers are starting to look like...
they think they have a chance to win this game. helmets held over head, etc. the sooner their present glimmer of hope can be crushed the better ..KOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK – I’m screaming at you Klingon style right now.
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 11:43 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
3rd and 1
why did we have that twice and not convert? wtf? wtf? WTF!!!!!!
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 11:44 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
and our fullback is massively failing
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Just turned in to the OSU sucks Michigan blows game and those uniforms that OSU both suck and blow
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 21, 2009 11:44 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
We are not deep
at the Jeremiah Hunter position
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 11:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa
Better get their shit together before they lose this thing
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 21, 2009 11:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I thought they were going to segue into PA's finalist status for the Nagurski trophy.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just in time for him to fuck up his ankle
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It gets around?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sprained anklerer?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ballard playing well
Clayborn needs a sack
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 11:45 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Raise up D
big stand here give them nothing and take everthing
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 21, 2009 11:46 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
WEBER FAIL
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:46 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota finally read the name on the front of their jerseys
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 11:46 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
FIGHT TRY....fail?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:46 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
NIce catch Trey!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:46 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Coulda used one of those last week.
But time to look forward not back I guess…
Fuck tOSU
by ajs1122 on Nov 21, 2009 11:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i am behind
but i’m digging the students wearing sombreros
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:47 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch, TRAITOR.
(Note: you should not actually think this)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:47 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Stross
Well better late than never, think he was trying to hard last week
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 21, 2009 11:47 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Vandenberg and Stross seem to have built a bit of a rapport.
AND FSU’S UNIFORMS NEARLY MADE ME VOMIT.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:47 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Psh, I planted a flaming spear on my last day at my old job
that’s what made it my last day, but still
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 11:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh my. FSU uniforms look like ass too
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 11:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
yep
looks like a high school
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:48 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is this the same Vandeberg
we had last week?
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 21, 2009 11:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
based on that sack
I think it is the same guy. Unfortunately it’s the 4th quarter vandenberg
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 21, 2009 11:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
THROW IT AWAY!!!!!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
q coke
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:49 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMMIT VANDENBERG.
Throw it away
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
THROW IT AWAY!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:48 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dammit!
Gotta get rid of the ball kid….
by MP hawkfan on Nov 21, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Drew Tate he is not.
That’s too many spins.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
WTF is with this playcalling so far.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
IMO, it's not the playcalling, it's the execution. We aren't a very good offense.
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 11:50 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Just frustrated with the dink and dunks.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Outkicked his coverage.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:49 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
WTF
you could throw me in there and i promise you the one thing I could absolutely do 100% of the time is throw the ball out of effen bounds before being sacked for a loss. HEAR ME ROAR I AM ARMCHAIR QB AYEEEEEE
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 11:50 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh good. Big twelve country get KSU and NE. lucky me
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 11:50 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Davis, Troy Johnson
Wow. Injuries forcing new names into the casual Hawkeye fans lexicon.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh how i love
face palm football
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
LOLeber
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
we're winning the dumb qb-off, anyway
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 11:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Vandenberg, please note
Although Weber had the right idea, please do not spike ball into dirt while being pressured.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:51 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
this
snyder vs Suh match up is intriguing. think snyder’s gonna break 100 yds?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
SPIVEY!!!!!!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
cue Benny Hill music
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap, Adam Weber is terrible
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
FUMBLE!!!!!
We love you, Adam Weber.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Weber, fail. Mandenberg didn’t do that
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
"SHould know what he can and cannot do"
he should. but he plays for Minnesota
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:52 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Which means he's really good at ice fishing.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and hockey.
can’t fumble there
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Where?
I’m low on gas and you need a jacket.
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ok
but can i still be Garth?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It was definitely on TV this morning.
MTV, I think.
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ding ding ding
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Adam Robinson was out for the rest of the season?
I kind of like this version of reality instead.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:53 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
OMG
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BLOCK
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 21, 2009 11:53 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Alright, I'm officially buying in.
Robinson is clearly better than Wegher.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:53 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fraid so.
That may not be the case in another two years or so, but it’s definitely the case now.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Deareset KOK
On 3rd & 1 this drive please try something….you know….different. kthxbai
by crabashng on Nov 21, 2009 11:54 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
Near Vandenball. Minny just dropped six points.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
OMG.
I swear there is some Stanzi in Vandy.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jack Stanzenberg rears his head.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
VANDYBALL
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
With all the sombreros and whatnot...
How tempted is Griese to mention tacos?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if that had something to do with it.
We knew we’d be on ESPN. I don’t think I can give the students that much credit, though.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As much as I'd like to give the students credit
I doubt they thought that far ahead. Probably more of a Fiesta Bowl statement.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DJK has to at least break that up.
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think he tried.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Weber and Vandenberg both took the under
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 11:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's not so much blowing as sucking.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not a good throw.
Not a good effort from DJK either.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:56 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
DJK was battling
It was just good coverage and the ball was underthrown
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That was not a bad decision by Vandy, ball was a bit underthrown. Our WR is supposed to win that matchup.
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 11:56 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Better to throw that ball to a 6’5" McNutt
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd take an offensive PI there, too
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The DB did make a good play... had great body position...
Didn’t look like there was much DJK could do.
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Another drive where we are moving it great and then a negative play kills us.
in this case the culprit was a run for -2 yards on 1st down.
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 11:57 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Michigan threatening
…to cross the 50.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 11:57 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
NOOOO DON'T DO IT!!!
GIMME BACK MY SON!!!
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 11:58 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's all been brought into the barn.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 11:58 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dare we say, inconsolable?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good call, sir.
The inconsolable meme died too soon. ISU not sucking this year was a bit of a bummer.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lose weight?
Griese calling Minnesota fat?
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
This has to be
the most maddening team in the history of sports. Even the good weeks are killer. And this isn’t looking like a good week.
Fuck tOSU
by ajs1122 on Nov 21, 2009 11:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
OMG, LET'S WATCH TEBOW CRUSH FIU.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 11:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think
Lou Holtz could crush FIU
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Correction,
he could cruth FIU.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
our offense
is beginning to give me a headache.
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 11:59 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
they've already given me a drinking problem
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What's the problem?
Forget where your mouth was?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and cardiostosis, aka heart palpitations
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Those are from all the Red Bull/Vodka's
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yea
saturdays whether we win or lose make me want to drink heavily. i’m 24 and i have grey hair in my beard.
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look. Florida and Alabama...
they’re beating teams that they’re supposed to blow out.
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 12:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
THEY'RE THE BESTEST!!!1111
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Come on. Jesus, they’re playing FI for god sake
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Florida trying to go 10-0 at home this year
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
More Tebow love...
they don’t even TRY to hide it…
by hawkeyeguy85 on Nov 21, 2009 12:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITHOUT HIM
Will there even BE college football after he graduates?
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The BCS is going to explode after Tebow graduates
And the NCAA will fold. Thank Tebow for the UFL.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i hope
thats where Tebow ends up. On the Florida Tuskers hahaha.
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 12:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
First player to have his number retired for every team?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It'll be dead to Ivan Maisel, that's for sure.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They tried to anoint Forcier as the heir apparent....
that didn’t work out so well for them.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 21, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That punt may as well have gone backwards.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow, um.
I did not know that about Bob Griese. Terribly sad.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow, another fucking negative play on second and short
Goddammit!
by MP hawkfan on Nov 21, 2009 12:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
are we trying to lose this game?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Rick Stanzi on the sidelines
“so this is what the fans moan about”
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure
A-Rob picks that blitz up.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well, 2 tos, but apparently our defense needs to score.
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Does KOK actually watch any film?
We have been tipping off runs with Wegher for 2 months now.
Jut leave A-Rob in. Or throw an F-ing screen or draw to slow down the blitz.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 12:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe ...
KOK … I don’t have anything other to say than … sigh.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 12:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I get a double dose
I’m behind on 360 so i get to hear the reaction here and then see it happen….
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WHOOOOO!!!!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
AGRAYZING
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
and that's why he's not the starting QB
I think both teams are trying to throw this game
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gophers just can't stand good fortune
Have to find a way to sabotage it, every time.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
GOPHER TRY BEST TRICK PLAY CHAMPION BREAKING ROCK !!!!!
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yay defense. Now come on Ken. Figure this fucking thing out
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wonder if
our offense will ever score? you know they’re single covering DJK
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 12:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How many yards do we lose on 1st down?
A) 1
B) 2
C) 5
D) 10
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 12:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
isn't arm strength supposed to be Vandy's asset?
so what’s with the underthrows?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You can use big boy words here.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fucking fuck. Robinson fucked up again
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's not good.
When you can hear the guy getting injured…
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ooo. THat's not good.
When you can hear a dude scream over the TV…
Yeah. He’s hurt.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 12:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Never good
when you can hear your player yell oh shit after he gets hit.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm told Purdue could use someone like me.
And as you all know, I’m never one to disagree with a moustache.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Can we go ...
one fucking game without losing an offensive player to injury? Please!?!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 12:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No. We cannot.
Old Testament God is amused that you thought it would help to ask, though.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hearing A-Rob get hurt...
all that was missing was Pat Summerall saying “there’s a man dowwwn.”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Or
Pam Ward “Brandon Robinson is down after apparently getting tackled”
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This game has driven me to unprecedented levels of vodka.
At this point, I don’t even think I can call them white russians. I won’t be able to walk at halftime.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i worry
even about murray…god every week is stressful as fuck.
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey, call me kooky call me wacky, but a touchdown would be good here.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 12:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Easy there, Che
Let’s not get too wild-eyed and revolutionary here.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's a large wooden ship used in the civil war
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That explains their scarcity in Iowa
It bein landlocked and all…
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wegher, what the hell was that?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
CACAWWWW
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FLYING WEGHER TD!
I will never get sick of that.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
can he play basketball?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
THE FLYOWAN IOWAN!!
Or wait, South Dakotan, whatever
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This is a ridiculous challenge, but whatever
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
However...
If that becomes his “thing that he does,” he’ll be a quad by the time he’s a senior.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 12:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
...46
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
At this point, burning Mossbrucker's redshirt would be stupid.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, I just meant done.
As in, existing no more.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Nov 21, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he called the "block the PAT" play
Smart of him.
by everloyal on Nov 21, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Palm got sore
switched to my mouse
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FIGHT! TRY! BURN TIMEOUTS!
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dear God,
Please give us a kicker.
Love,
MissouriHawk
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 12:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I didn't see the block. What happened?
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 12:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Murray kicked it,
then one of the Minnesota guys forcefully touched it the ball, causing it to reverse course. Standard stuff, really.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 21, 2009 12:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the flying iowan
played hs ball for sioux city heelan, our kicking stinks
by keoku on Nov 21, 2009 12:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was my fault
I texted my friend 10-0 after the touchdown. I jinxed it. Sorry
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 12:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
From the comments it sounds like the kick was so low it hit one of our linemen in the ass.
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 12:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No, it wasn't.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Um, guys
That blocked kick was on the line, not Murray.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
we need
a pick 6 to start the third.
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 12:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Almost got one to close out the 2nd.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Maybe a knee would be a good idea at this point"
love it
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
enough time for 2, 3 more turnovers this half
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ugh. I do not like seeing the ball flying downfield like that
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Because it’s been working pretty well for Iowa’s defense today.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
GULK MUHFUCKA
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
oh sure, now play for the win, Kirk
/kidding!
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
KF using his timeouts. No doubt he wants the ball back so our offense can drive down the field right!
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I have the day off ...
and a full bottle of Absolut just waiting to get cracked open.
Maybe the kids will see daddy get drunk and set something on fire.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Make sure your not
wearing pants.
by Duez I say on Nov 21, 2009 12:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
2 skills every father must maximize
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My kids ...
have seen sauced, pantsless, fire-starting daddy before.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 21, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Unless the punt is blocked or shanked
we’ll run a draw
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 12:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That has to be the most helpless feeling in the world
seeing no body in front of you but thrown emphatically to the ground.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa, as well as half of the BigTen
is still in contention for the BigTen title if OSU loses.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bowl Kingdom?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Bobby understands the bowl system...
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 12:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well, yes.
So, the question is who is the serfdom? Is that the Pizza Pizza bowl?
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Smurfdom?
Isn’t that bowl in Boise
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That was like listening to Joe Morgan talk
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Way to just stand there
for half a goddamn hour, Sandeman…
by UMBAI on Nov 21, 2009 12:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Halftime
Time to actually put pants on.
by Buddy Light on Nov 21, 2009 12:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Timeouts.
Playing for the punt return TD.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Six straight quarters Minnesota has not scored on Iowa.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 12:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Offense
I’ll be disappointed if our offense doesn’t show some marked improvement during the bowl game. I was confident that in our last game at home, on the heels of playing a tough defense in OSU, we’d actually score some points.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 12:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota's passing in the first half:
5/15, 64 yd, 0 TD, 1 INT
I like it when they through.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I FAIL
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No no, that's how they pronounce it up there
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well...not scintillating but
that touchdown kind of frees up the defense to play really aggressive the rest of the way
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 12:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I still wish Ferentz had pulled the redshirt
off Mosbrucker afer MSU game. Murray is a complete basket case now.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 12:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
but too late now. IF Iowa can keep this game from getting close. Murray is going to need counseling
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Am i the only one
who thinks murray kinda looks like Ed Norton?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We have injuries I get that
but I have no confidence in my hero to be able to utilize all our weapons. When have we had two receivers of McNutt/DJK’s athleticism on the same team?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 12:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Too Bad Moeaki left the team a month ago
we could really use him.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 12:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes, exactly.
Someone should tell KOK that you are allowed to throw to more than one receiver in any given half.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Vandenberg is
staring down one guy this week. I don’t know why, but he is.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 12:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
KOK's not telling JVB to zero in on only one man, I'm guessing.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pregame: “Ok, WSR. Minnesota’s going to only be down 9 at halftime, but you’re going to be pissed at it. Go ahead and try to figure it out.”
Maybe there is something to that whole “Big Ten not that good” thing.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 21, 2009 12:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
this conference deserves 0 bcs teams
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa's offense
is the reason I HAVE to listen to metal on saturdays. Otherwise I will go berserk.
"ANOTHER Iowa running back down!"-any sports caster
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 21, 2009 12:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You know what's sickening?
2 RB’s just over a thousand yds and 10 td’s are the front runners for the Heisman right now.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
With this OL, Shonn Greene may have been a mortal lock by week 8.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
At this point he wasn’t even considered last year.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If I told you we would end the season with these guys in the starting line-up:
Vandenberg – QB
Reiff – OL
Wegher – RB
All freshmen playing huge roles. It’s not ideal.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 21, 2009 12:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i watched you tube video of shonn greene earlier this morning
Yes, that’s what I do on game day. I’m a sad sad man.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 12:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Still contest that....
SG23 was our offensive coordinator last year
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I check in on the Jets games
and the box scores.
Wish he got to play more. Hope he doesn’t get LaDell Betts’ed.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He's a rookie, and was playing behind two solid vets.
He’ll get his time.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
hope he uses practice time to work on pass catching
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He was getting good looks after Washington went down
then he coughed up a fumble that got taken back for a TD, and that set him back a ways
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jets weren't really looking for a RB
But he was available and was cheep. Works out well, lots less pressure to save a team. Leave that to the first round draft choice.
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 12:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I know
But I live in Chicago, and I saw the Thomas Jones experience. Distinctly unimpressed. The kind of runner who will get you three yards when you need three. Of course, if you need five yards, he’ll get you three. SG seemed like the perfect back for the “young QB, good D” system. SG seems like one of those backs who won’t be terribly impressive unless you give him 20 carries a game.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Any update on ARob
His ankle didn’t look good.
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 12:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
but that may be the greatest commenter name ever
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
just a corn fed Iowa boy...
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just curious.
But why is Bulaga the best LOT in the country?
I realize that he’s a big guy and all working for Ferentz, but where is the dominance?
Mr. Boh Knows ...
by Bellanca on Nov 21, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I wanna put a foot
in Todd McShay’s mouth
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Rumors...Rumors..
I have a friend who works at U of I hospitals with a townie (he presumably knows a coach on the staff) who said that the rb situation for next year will be 1) Hampton 2) Arob 3) Brinson. Wegher will be moved to safety. Coaches don’t like his inability to break tackles and don’t want to waste his ball skills/speed on the bench. I wouldn’t usually pass this info on but the townie has proven accurate in the past.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 21, 2009 12:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sounds good
he doesn’t see the field as well as ARob, doesn’t seem to cut back, ever.
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
FSU all reds have to be the ugliest uniforms in sports.
Those are absolutely atrocious.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Besides tosus throwbacks today, our late 90s bird unis, and 3/4 of Oregon’s rotation
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Jacksonville and Carolina.
Teal. How unfortunate. Why not pastels?
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen the UFL's uniforms?
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Nov 21, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
looks like
a richard simmons inspired piece. all that’s missing are sequins and glitter
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't
But I am now guessing they are all kinds of awesome.
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 12:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Strange
Our best method of moving the ball seems to be the Minn. offense.
Said, if for no other reason, to avoid making Pat Angerer angrierer.
by The Bacon Explosion on Nov 21, 2009 12:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bud Lite commercials now on immediate mute. I hate that guy
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's still not as bad as drinkability. Those filled me with rage!
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 12:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd take drinkability over Tailgate Approved.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 21, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the one young tailgating lady was strangely intoxicating
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a fan
of the all state commercials. best football based commercials around
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I respectfully disagree.
Although, I’ve not seen many decent football based commercials.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But i do have a pretty immature sense of humor
simple jokes do my brain well
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Griese wants to be pounded by Chris Spielman...
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
2nd half thread or staying here (slow)?
by txhawkeye on Nov 21, 2009 12:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Getting it ready now.
Had to run an errand at the break/
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We're shooting for 1,000.
Just over 500 in the first.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's six for Spievey if he pulls it in.
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Or a 1st for them if Weber could throw
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 21, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So
Zona to make us look better?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We must throw the most 2 yard out routes in the history of football.
by houksyndrome on Nov 21, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It goes Iowa...
then the New England Patriots on 4th downs
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 12:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maximum risk for minimum reward
That’s how it’s supposed to work, right?
by Brock Sampson on Nov 21, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Get rid of the ball James
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 21, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why is it that Iowa plays like shit at home?
by The Mexican't on Nov 21, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why is it
we play down to our opponents
by Ratface McDougal on Nov 21, 2009 12:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Offense
They’re going to fucking blitz on long third downs. Figure this shit out before more people get hurt
by stewartom on Nov 21, 2009 12:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
that one
made my ribs hurt. Tim Tebow Christ
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 21, 2009 12:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Second half live's blog
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/11/21/1168057/gamethread-numero-two-winning-is
GO HERE… OR DIE!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 21, 2009 12:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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