Why, when we realized that Iowa's playing Bowling Green tonight, was this the first thing that popped into our heads?
We're choosing to open a thread up, and yes, we've chosen poorly. But if you, dear readers, made nothing but wise decisions, you'd never have ended up at BHGP in the first place. So choose poorly with us, and see if our liveblog gets more Hawkeye fans than the arena! It's totally possible!
Plus, if bad things happen like we fear that they will, we'll try to gather all the melted faces and skulls so you can get yours back when the game's over.