This is an actual classified ad in the Press-Citizen today.
4 months ago
hawkfaninboston
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I thought it would be able to expand, so here ya go:
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Not Wanted-Can’t Sell- Can’t Give Away
2 IA Mens Bsktball Season Tickets. Too close to the court, too far from popcorn. I’ll pay you to take them. Negative number
closest to zero gets them. 319-594-2807
by hawkfaninboston on Nov 19, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's so
sad! Those poor kids on the team REALLY gotta feel good now…
Jermelle Lewis is workin' the Minnesota D like a part time job.
by grillinhawk on Nov 20, 2009 6:12 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, that's pretty funny
If you had been in the crowd for the first two games, you’d understand. Carver is totally empty and the games aren’t fun at all. Gallows humor is all we have left.
by NorseHawk on Nov 20, 2009 7:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't even seen them on TV
other than about five minutes of the Duquaine Duquense Dubuque the last game. And yeah, it was pretty bad. But I dunno, this just seems kinda mean. Like seeing a kid who fell down in a mud puddle and then drawing on his face with a log of dogpoop.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 20, 2009 7:15 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe so.
But “negative number closest to zero” still makes me chuckle. Oh, math humor.
Also: “too far from the popcorn”? The more important question (especially to ESPNU producers) is “how far from the ice cream”?
by RossWB on Nov 20, 2009 8:00 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Valid.
I do have to give a hat tip to the math humor.
People eating ice cream is to Iowa BB coverage what bucolic fam scenes (hard work!) are to Iowa FB coverage.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 20, 2009 8:17 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and may I say, what the hell? Granted, watching Iowa basketball is torturous, but the damn ice cream? Enough.
by txhawkeye on Nov 20, 2009 8:20 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take em.
Seriously. I’ve got nothing else to do right now.
"I am so proud to be your coach." -Paul Rhoads
by CyHawk on Nov 20, 2009 12:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
There are still many tickets available at the door!
You too can sit with 20 of your fellow Hawkeye fans and watch Devan Bawinkle stand in a corner for a hour.
by NorseHawk on Nov 20, 2009 12:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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