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Emergency meeting of Parliament!

Parliament, I know this is fucked up, but Oops Pow Surprise can't be king anymore.  Dudes!  HE'S ENCROACHING ON MY DECREES!  Seriously, let's make him Duquesne.  He can be a kick-ass Duquesne...

I clearly don't know how to pronounce Duquesne.

Tonight, Iowa - Duquesne, 8:00 tip at Carver-Hawkeye Arena ("Not Exactly a Formidable Environment" Since 2007!) and live on ESPNU (Like ESPN, only not in HD!)  Winner goes to the semifinals in Kansas City next week.  Well, that is, if the winner is Iowa.  If Duquesne wins, Iowa still goes to the semifinals.  This tournament makes less sense than the BCS.

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Ooh, I went to law school at Duquesne.

You’re on your own tonight, fuckers.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 6:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It could be worse.

Tenn-Ashville has 10 pts with 240 left in the half

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 17, 2009 6:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

test

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 7:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

SBN shit

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

An open thread to document MSU’s inability to score points.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 7:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

just think

if they quit the half right now they would only be behind UNC-Asheville by 18. and that’s in the second half

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 17, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Can Iowa get Iverson?

He could be like that kicker for Ohio State…a former pro athlete, no?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 7:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MSU SCORES A POINT

!

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 7:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Is it bad if...

Hofstra-Uconn is the best game on 360 right now? cuz it is

by Pain in the Sash on Nov 17, 2009 7:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think Lavin's overestimating things

MSU is just playing like a team playing their first game against Central Minnesota.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 7:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

anyone coming to KC for the games at the Sprint Center next week?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 17, 2009 7:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

you're kidding, right?

I mean, I love Kansas City…but to watch this team?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

a bunch of us from work are going, we got the $ 25 seats.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 17, 2009 7:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

plus Iowa will play the early game Tuesday nite, i don't expect play the

championship gm vs. WSU/ Pitt winner.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 17, 2009 7:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i was at the kentucky game

back in that old school guardians classic at municipal. rondo got pwned.

by Gustav on Nov 17, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not if you paid me in blowjobs.

Lady blowjobs, I mean.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 7:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i wen to the box office last week, they hadn't sold enough seats to open up

the shitty $ 10 seats.

we’ve sat in the $ 10 seats the last 2 years (KU and MU were the “local hosts”). the Sprint Center is actually a pretty good place to see a game, but it won’t make these Hawkeyes look any better.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 17, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Are there more people at the women’s game between Texas Tech and Tennessee than there will be at CH?

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 7:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Better question

Will there be more people in this thread than in the stands at CHA?

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm leaving...

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 7:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

isn't tonite buy 1 get 4 free @ Legendary CHA?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 17, 2009 7:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

my first time doing a live blog thingy

So i got the lube on my left and the kleenex on my right. Am I ready?

by donny on Nov 17, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

depends, are you left or right handed?

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 7:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This game's gonna suuuuuuuuuck.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 7:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

i guess we're not good enough for EPSN360, who knew???

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 17, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it will be sucktastic

by donny on Nov 17, 2009 8:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I got monies on the over at 128

by donny on Nov 17, 2009 8:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

is that for 2 games or just this one?

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that over/under number of fans in attendance?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I just woke up from a nap

I’m seriously considering going back to sleep. Thoughts?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

remain asleep or sedated

it will be like it never happened that way

by hdhawk on Nov 17, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if you have to get up early, go back to bed. at best you might miss out on Tucker going

4.17 from the field. i’m going to start a load of laundry & hope for the best.

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 17, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

suck it up and do a shot of jack

by donny on Nov 17, 2009 8:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

"A game they feel they must have"

You mean we need to win a game against Duquesne, picked in the middle of the pack of the Whatever The Fuck This Is Conference?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DON'T YOU DISRESPECT THE ATLANTIC 10.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Why am I watching this?

What the hell is wrong with me?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And Fuller starts the game by throwing it off the side of the backboard

That seems about right.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WAT

Was that a bucket in transition?

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 8:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

my mind just got blown. Payne is white?

by donny on Nov 17, 2009 8:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No he's not

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Great D, Fuller

It’s a wonder more people don’t use the “don’t move your feet” technique

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Between Payne and May...

…you have the college equivalent of the Khalil Greene All-Stars.

by Nyghtewynd on Nov 17, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You count Eric May?

Really?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it possible Cole doesn't actually know what a screen is?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Did May just drive to the hoop?

Doesn’t he know that’s how you get benched? This offense just wants passes and jacked-up threes.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 8:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Payne kind of reminds me of Brode E. Boyde

by donny on Nov 17, 2009 8:17 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How do you run a 3-point-based offense without any shooters?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The same way you run a rebounding based D

without any tall players.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 17, 2009 8:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I see i'm just in time

Iowa’s already losing…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 17, 2009 8:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Tucker!

He’s gonna have to have a HUGE year for Iowa to even be decent.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Nov 17, 2009 8:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Well, the good news is we finally made a three

The bad news is we still suck.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:31 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

stop being such a negative nancy

this is probably one of the few games they can win this year

by donny on Nov 17, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Um, McLovin?

We’re losing.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Donnie...

I’m getting you and your wife-to-be matching zebra-stripe snuggies for your wedding.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

nice

I’ve always been told I’m hung like a horse

by donny on Nov 17, 2009 8:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

maybe i'm challenged

but i live in iowa city and cant find the game. i dont get espn u (thanks mediascam). and the game isnt on my espn360.

by Gustav on Nov 17, 2009 8:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Check the local mediacom channels

If it’s not there, then… I dunno, you’re probably better off this way

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

mediacom connections

has drake/cyclowns mens bball….fuck. BHGP, you will be my play by play. grazi

by Gustav on Nov 17, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

$20 on the immortal B.B. Flenory.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:34 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MSU leads Zaga

And MSU fan makes a sound like that of a parakeet being shoved into a toaster.

I love TV

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

still??

man you figure after the first half they would have given them 50 dollars to not ruin their entire broadcast.

by Argulor on Nov 17, 2009 8:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I am at work still

What is the score?

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by SpoWAHawk on Nov 17, 2009 8:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

19-16, God's Team leads

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Tebow leads?

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by SpoWAHawk on Nov 17, 2009 8:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

19-16 Iowa, oddly enough

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That was cover-your-eyes awful

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:37 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

as bad as all these missed shots are...

I don’t think they can top the 45-46 barnburner at georgetown earlier today…..painful.

by Argulor on Nov 17, 2009 8:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a dare.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure this legally qualifies as basketball

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Offensive foul!

Two people boo lustily!

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

My wife is on the couch reading a fucking Twilight book. She is a college professor and has a Ph.D. in pharmacology, and I’m now worried that (a) she’s part of some sci-fi body switch and now has the brain of a 13 year old girl, or (b) she’s become a MRF.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Adam Morrison totally reads Twilight

God, I hate Zaga.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry

Anything that involves vampires not spontaneously combusting when exposed to sunlight is just wrong

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mister F!

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Eclipse

She flew through the first two books in about 15 minutes.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Has...

she replaced your face with the face of Edward Cullen in your wedding photos yet?

by dmbmeg on Nov 17, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That *would* explain the scissors and glue. And werewolf roleplaying.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no!

They’re not “werewolves”! They’re shapeshifters!

(also, rubber cement works better)

by dmbmeg on Nov 17, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

iowa is young

barely legal style

by donny on Nov 17, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There's your fucking high screen for Cole, HS.

Boom, offensive foul, Dukes hit a 3, 6-point swing.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

How many of Iowa's players got offers from at least one other BXI school?

Just curious.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

25-22 Coquesne at the last TV timeout of the break

The announcer put it best: “We’ve seen a lot of missed shots and a lot of up-tempo basketball.”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wait

we have 22 points and it’s not the second half yet? Woo hoo! We’re getting better!

by shada's revenge on Nov 17, 2009 8:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bellanca's crazy

I mean, I love him, but he’s fucking crazy, man.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Nov 17, 2009 8:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, while I was reading that, it turned into 33-22.

Kill me.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Reading it was better

than this game could ever be

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Easy...

He’s got to hit the free thr—oh wait, it’s Gatens. We’re good.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is the game better than 6 on 6 girls basketball that was played in Iowa until 1985 or 1986

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by SpoWAHawk on Nov 17, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

it can't possibly be

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HALFTIME

Duquesne 33, Iowa 25. No, really.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

all we need to do is have kirk ferentz go in the locker room and do some halftime adjustments

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by SpoWAHawk on Nov 17, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Also, that arena is fucking empty.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 8:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Peppered!

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

my browser keeps shutting down

is the problem my computer or this site?

by NHguy on Nov 17, 2009 8:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

is it Safari?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 17, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it would be a link to the gangster show with Steve Buscemi.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 17, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh.

I hadn’t heard about that. Buscemi + Scorsese = me watching.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the real thing is on the history channel right now...

WWII in HD. Its pretty incredible.

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I watched 10 minutes of WWII in HD and it is amazing

Tivo’d it and will finish it all in one sitting.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 17, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

definitely

the new ‘band of brothers’ pacific version is coming this spring

by Gustav on Nov 17, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Which is worse?

Fighting in the Pacific, or watching current Iowa basketball?

Sure, your life is on the line in the Pacific. But, with Iowa basketball, you WISH you were dead.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Watching Iowa basketball is like being a French knight at Agincourt

Your horse is dead. Mud everywhere. You’re stuck. The longbowman are cutting you down as are the English infantry. Mud everywhere.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds more like...

playing Iowa basketball. Run like you are stuck in mud/horse is dead, getting cut down by Dukes.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We definitely do not have the best basketball fans at Iowa

We are bandwagon at best. It sucks to say but its true. Great fans show up up even when its bad. We have great football fans, just not basketball fans. Wouldn’t know what are fans are in wrestling, we kick ass too often to find out.

by vahawk on Nov 17, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Do you blame us?

A lot of us are still pissed about them running off Dr. Tom. And to follow him up with this? It’s just bad.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I do.

Its still our Hawkeyes. If you were a recruit, would you want to play ball at a place that has a following like this? We are forever screwing ourselves over by not supporting them.

by vahawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

you can lay there and keep getting kicked in the stomach, or you can roll over and run away. If you don’t run away, you are either retarded, or a sado-masochist.

I am not retarded, and I don’t think I am a sado-masochist. Therefore, when I see Iowa basketball at its current level, continuing to lose dudes to transfer, I roll over and run away.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

did we run Dr. Tom or did we not renew his contract?

this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.

by pfac51 on Nov 17, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, we didn't renew him. so we ran him off.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 17, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That was 10 years ago. And one Alford ago.

When do we as fans get back on full time? I think Hawkeye fans just gave up. The program will have to turn it around without the fans helping (recruiting).

Though, it also helps football recruiting to have good basketball crowds. Football recruits always go to basketball games and this is what they see… pathetic.

by vahawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you read KFs comments about ND today?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Come on. You can’t do that. What’d he say?

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Said he wouldn't be caught dead at a pep rally.

actually pretended to snore at the the thought. Sorry RR…he giggled at Penn St. ’cause they do it too.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess he won't be going to PSU or ND then

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Can you imagine Ferentz at ND?

That fanbase is ridiculous. Ferentz is “too boring” or whatever. He’d be out before the MSU game.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

not a big enough ego for that place

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We only do it so Paterno can mock the opposing QB

God, I wish I could find that vid…

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's comments like that

which reveals that KF is more pro than you think…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, distinction without a difference.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

In all fairness...

I went to Iowa for five years and only went to CHA to get football tickets. It’s too far out of the way. I blame it mostly on location.

by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 17, 2009 8:59 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Its not just the students, its everyone.

Iowa is a football state. Its only about basketball if they are doing well. We are totally a bandwagon basketball state.

by vahawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Automatic banning?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

haha.

seriously though, it makes me die inside, but sometimes i feel like yelling AT LEAST ALFORD GOT SOME DECENT JUCO’S

by ABRACABOOYA on Nov 17, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

woohoo quitting time. Catch you all on the flipside

TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel

by SpoWAHawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We are an awful shooting team

I thought we were goot shooters? What happened?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 9:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Honestly?

What indicated to you that we were good shooters?

by ABRACABOOYA on Nov 17, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

buzz

nothing empirical

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This game sucks to much even for my XM

So my solutions are either walk over to The Vine to watch it, or sit here and read sarcastic commentary.

The Vine has cheap beer.
However I also have beer at my house.
And I won’t have to actually watch the game.

"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"

by Not Marv Cook on Nov 17, 2009 9:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The upside to actually being at this game would be the players ability to hear whatever you could roust yourself to yell at them

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Not a football school, really

This town was jacked for basketball back in the 80’s and 90’s.

Really.

"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"

by Not Marv Cook on Nov 17, 2009 9:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

coaches who could coach and players who could play. not sure we have either anymore

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

And did you know that ESPN

AND zero other people on the planet Earth say we’re the 10th best bball school since 1940.

by ABRACABOOYA on Nov 17, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Also worth remembering...

We won the Big Ten Tournament and were a 3 seed in the NCAA.

This was in 2006. Really. Like only 4 seasons ago.

"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"

by Not Marv Cook on Nov 17, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There were actually people at games back then, too.

I remember seeing them with my own two eyes and everything.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 9:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Still think Bru shoulda gone to the NFL combine and tried out as a TE.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Nov 17, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I am sure he is.

But he’s probably even balder.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

we were winning

when we are middling, cha is as loud as a library

by vahawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We were good then.

I think we are more of a fairweather basketball fandom.

by vahawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Emprical data is worthless

But I, and everyone I would have considered a fan in the first place still watch all the games. I would still go to all the games if I wasn’t in law school with a 2 month old at home.

And we might have the worst team in the last 10 years of the big ten this year.

"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"

by Not Marv Cook on Nov 17, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not really fairweather...

just intelligent and we know we care. Therefore, when we see a season like this one coming, and we want to avoid the pain, then we find other things to do (watch the game at home, focus more on football or wrestling, take up coin collecting, etc.)

When Iowa is decent-to-good, and we have players we can be proud of (aka Not Pierre Pierce), then Carver is almost always full.

We are a bit more of a quiet fan base, not as loud as places like Duke, Mich St, Kansas. But, they might be a bit more rowdy than we want to be.

Finally, economics is a bit of an issue. The Athletic Department wants $20 to $25 to sit, and $12 to stand. If you are not within 5 miles, you pretty much have to drive. If you are like me, you are driving from 75 minutes away, and the gas adds up. Also, $5 to $15 to park. So, the cheapest you can get by is probably roughly $25 altogether. I still have a job, and I could afford that. Some people don’t.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

I loved going to games, despite my crappy student seats.
I feel bad for the players.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the duquesne guy just fouled the ball with his head

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

this is a war

by royalsreview on Nov 17, 2009 9:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

with countless civilian casualties

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if we could shoot 20%

we would be killing them right now

by vahawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I bet our bench guys have strong legs...

…because you get lots of squat reps by standing up and then sitting down for missed 3s.

This team is horrific.

by Nyghtewynd on Nov 17, 2009 9:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

MSU chokes on free throws

misses both. Zaga still has a chance

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Losing 41-32 with 15 to go.

Just setting up the epic comeback.

"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"

by Not Marv Cook on Nov 17, 2009 9:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

I just got a picture from one of my friends at the game. We might have more fans there for Women’s Basketball than for the Men’s squad.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HERE COMES THE RALLY

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 9:21 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dagger

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

MSU wins

75-71

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

For the PSU guys...

Duquesne is in Pittsburgh?

"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"

by Not Marv Cook on Nov 17, 2009 9:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yes

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed it is.

Pretty much in downtown Pgh.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Billy Mays sighting!

Don’t look at his face. This feels so wrong.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

God, I love ESPNU

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Tool Bandit

I’ll concede: Pretty awesome, Billy Mays.

by NHguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That would be the ghost of Billy Mays

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll buy whatever Zombie Billy Mays tells me to buy.

So long as he promises not to eat my brain.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm wearing the Toll Bandit right now

The only problem is that is sometimes causes my laptop to fly uncontrollably to my asldfj; Nkjl mmmf

by hdhawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, I just said the same thing.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Lick's b-ball show

last year used 2/3 of its time on what other Hawkeye sports were doing. Wonder how they’ll fill the remaining third this year.

by ChompSmirkWIN on Nov 17, 2009 9:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it will turn into a...

“What did other Big Ten teams do well this week” come late December.

And those other Big Ten teams will beat Iowa well every week thereafter, so there is your show.

Or maybe a “this is what I would do if I were still at Butler” segment. You know, getting ranked, winning games, making NCAA tournaments.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

These refs are needlessly animated.

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Do you suppose...

when they call whomever the next Iowa coach will be, it will be like the scene in Major League?
“How would you like to coach the Iowa Hawkeyes?”

“Oh I dont know…I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls, I’ll talk to you later”

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Or will it be more like the...

call that Berenger/Jake Taylor gets about going to Indian’s Spring training?

“Is that you, Tolbert? This isn’t very funny, ya know. I’m hung over, my knees are killin’ me and if you’re going to pull this shit at least you could’ve said you were from Indiana.”

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Curses

Iowa football got their additional mojo from the basketball team. There’s no shame in losing to Duke…aine.

by Guancous on Nov 17, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

44-39 DUQ

For anyone needing a score update.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Duq is the Arabic spelling of Duke...

so we are close to pulling off a huge upset

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Does it count as out-coaching

if the other coach just gets really stupid and goes away from what’s been working all game?

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

thats called unoutcoaching

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know I'm getting old and crotchety, but really -

kids LIKE wearing those big, blousy, billowing “shorts”? Guess I’m not a fan of the new unis.

by NHguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

c'mon!

They have POWER DIAMONDS on the sides.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's nothing compared to Purdue

I swear I saw Kramer tripping himself last year.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, those two missed free throws won't be important.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 9:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

OPS can see the future.

Duquesne 52, Iowa 50.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did Gatens just execute

the Tom Davis “shot-pass”?

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

accidentally

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We hire Jon and Kate's 8...

it’s totally legal

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you don't hire them

as long as you’re not paying, child labor is totally legal

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We also have dibs on the Octomom's kids

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

they're Chinese

part of the deal with Nike

by hdhawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

count it!

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Um

maybe try not leaving in the brownies for two hours. That might work, too.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 9:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They call it the perfect brownie

but I saw no evidence of pot being put in them….

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"Who ate all the edges?"

What weird fucking brownie-eating family is this commercial based on? The middle brownies are always better.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 9:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No kidding.

If brownies are like pussy, corner brownies are like grandma pussy. Rough and crusty.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Couldn't agree more

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I know a girl

who is three years older than me and a grandma. I am 31.

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You're wrong on this.

The corner is absolutely the best.

by NHguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gatens for 3!

The crowd is going crazy acknowledging the play!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 9:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Peppered

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Did you guys see that

the the Iowa Bball website had the crowd at 8400 on Sunday night?

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

Are you the Royals Review royalsreview??

by Black and Gold on Nov 17, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

This is like when I saw Ashton Kutcher at the Goddamn NU game.

Go Greinke!!

by Black and Gold on Nov 17, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jason Doody

haha

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Game on the line...

Who’s our clutch shooter this year?

by NHguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Lee Harvey Oswald was pretty clutch..

too soon??

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jack Ruby DEFINED clutch

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He was at point blank range...

Lee Harvey was in book depository or the hill or maybe had help…either way it was a moving target

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

but he made sure Lee Harvey never talked.

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Moving targer at longish range

Come on

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

1931?

JoePa was only 22 at the time

by hdhawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

False!

That was the year he failed to murder Mussolini. I believe he was 30 at the time.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That, Sir, is a damn lie

JoePa has never failed at anything. He allowed Mussolini to continue existing

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

great job lick. trying to equal a 78 year old record

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Lick took the over

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fail

Should’ve been cover

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Ow

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Who makes better decisions?

Anthony Tucker, or Ken O’Keefe?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

HERE COMES THE RALLY

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

END OF GAME FAIL

ugh

.8 to get off a catch and shoot to avoid 0-2.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 10:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If you make this, I’ll mis the start of “Sons of Anarchy”

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

1931 flashbacks

by royalsreview on Nov 17, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Lucky to get that timeout...

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Duq's excited

Kinda sad.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Their first win on a B10 court.

Two days after we let UTSA do that for the first time, too.

We’re so polite.

by RossWB on Nov 17, 2009 10:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yea

their coach looks likea blue collar extra from Mad Men

by royalsreview on Nov 17, 2009 10:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That'll do it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

So wait....

we just gave TWO teams their first big ten victory in the same week?

by Argulor on Nov 17, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Long year, cold and dark winter.

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

No booing, no cheering...

…just silence. Welcome to the Lick System and 0-2.

by Nyghtewynd on Nov 17, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Now is the winter of our discontent

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and our ice cream

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 17, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well my dad is a Duquesne alum...

So at least he’ll like this W.

I check cheddar like a food inspector

by SpanishJohnny on Nov 17, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to also add that he can’t talk smack, because I, like all students, am apathetic at this point.

I check cheddar like a food inspector

by SpanishJohnny on Nov 17, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be at the game over Thanksgiving

I’ll give someone a crisp dollar for a pair of tickets.

by Nyghtewynd on Nov 17, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

They will be...

hiring you as the new coach?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

That was painful to watch

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU COMMERCIAL

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think we are looking at a Toddd Lickliter watch, already

this team plays the most joyless basketball I have ever seen.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

or Ricky

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Keno...

would turn this program down…I can’t believe how quickly this thing turned to shit.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It is IMPOSSIBLE to make the argument that this team is going anywhere near the right direction.

/fixed

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no, no, no

they are unwatchable. I watched tonight the same way my wife watches that Dr. G show. With morbid fascination.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So what you're saying is

Iowa Basketball 2009 = Jon and Kate plus 8

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Nov 17, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

at least sometimes, you can handle watching about 6 minutes of Jon and Kate because you know that Kate is going to go “biggest bitch in the world.”

There is no force that compelling to make me watch Iowa Basketball.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It doesn’t help when we have the mass exodus of players like we saw this past year.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

but if this keeps up, it

will happen yet again at the end of this year

by hdhawk on Nov 17, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Iowa City High might as well be filling in for us on their off nights

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I just feel sorry for them. How can he possibly recruit?

by txhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No clue. It’s a shitty situation for him to be in. I thought he’d be able to resurrect this team, but no butts in the seats only means that there will not be any talent looking seriously at us.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A Page from Pollard

We could always start selling Football season tickets only after fans purchase season tickets to Men’s Basketball.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Pollard...

but that idea is absolute GOLD, Fratguy.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

City High...

might be able to BEAT Iowa on GAMENIGHTS.

Just kidding, as Gatens and Lil’ Lick would never allow that to happen.

OR, WOULD THEY???

Then again, I thought there was no way Stross would throw the OSU game, so what do I know.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I see Aaron Fuller saying bye bye

I thought he was one of the main cogs…and poof…benched.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Bigger case of...

“Damn, I could have made so many better choices” regret-itus:

Jarryd Cole for choosing to let Alford/Lickliter waste his career at Iowa, or the combined efforts of Dwight Gooden and Darryl Strawberry to kill their own careers?

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The host of this ESPNU college football show

Definitely has a Blagojevich hair thing going. So that’s fun.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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