LIVEHOOPYBLOG: WE'LL LEAD AS DUQUESNE
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 6:45 PM CST
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Emergency meeting of Parliament!
Parliament, I know this is fucked up, but Oops Pow Surprise can't be king anymore. Dudes! HE'S ENCROACHING ON MY DECREES! Seriously, let's make him Duquesne. He can be a kick-ass Duquesne...
I clearly don't know how to pronounce Duquesne.
Tonight, Iowa - Duquesne, 8:00 tip at Carver-Hawkeye Arena ("Not Exactly a Formidable Environment" Since 2007!) and live on ESPNU (Like ESPN, only not in HD!) Winner goes to the semifinals in Kansas City next week. Well, that is, if the winner is Iowa. If Duquesne wins, Iowa still goes to the semifinals. This tournament makes less sense than the BCS.
Comments below, whether they're about this debacle or something else.
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Ooh, I went to law school at Duquesne.
You’re on your own tonight, fuckers.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 6:48 PM CST reply actions
Classless thugs.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
Our cover 3 couldn't handle his evil fire and brimstone offense
Bradley’s a joke.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
It could be worse.
Tenn-Ashville has 10 pts with 240 left in the half
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 17, 2009 6:51 PM CST reply actions
UNC Asheville
who gives a shit anyways.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 17, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions
just think
if they quit the half right now they would only be behind UNC-Asheville by 18. and that’s in the second half
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 17, 2009 7:23 PM CST up reply actions
Can Iowa get Iverson?
He could be like that kicker for Ohio State…a former pro athlete, no?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Is it bad if...
Hofstra-Uconn is the best game on 360 right now? cuz it is
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 17, 2009 7:31 PM CST reply actions
I think Lavin's overestimating things
MSU is just playing like a team playing their first game against Central Minnesota.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
Morgan possibly injured
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
anyone coming to KC for the games at the Sprint Center next week?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
you're kidding, right?
I mean, I love Kansas City…but to watch this team?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
a bunch of us from work are going, we got the $ 25 seats.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
plus Iowa will play the early game Tuesday nite, i don't expect play the
championship gm vs. WSU/ Pitt winner.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Not if you paid me in blowjobs.
Lady blowjobs, I mean.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
i wen to the box office last week, they hadn't sold enough seats to open up
the shitty $ 10 seats.
we’ve sat in the $ 10 seats the last 2 years (KU and MU were the “local hosts”). the Sprint Center is actually a pretty good place to see a game, but it won’t make these Hawkeyes look any better.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Are there more people at the women’s game between Texas Tech and Tennessee than there will be at CH?
isn't tonite buy 1 get 4 free @ Legendary CHA?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
my first time doing a live blog thingy
So i got the lube on my left and the kleenex on my right. Am I ready?
i guess we're not good enough for EPSN360, who knew???
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Is that over/under number of fans in attendance?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 8:04 PM CST up reply actions
I just woke up from a nap
I’m seriously considering going back to sleep. Thoughts?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
remain asleep or sedated
it will be like it never happened that way
if you have to get up early, go back to bed. at best you might miss out on Tucker going
4.17 from the field. i’m going to start a load of laundry & hope for the best.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
"A game they feel they must have"
You mean we need to win a game against Duquesne, picked in the middle of the pack of the Whatever The Fuck This Is Conference?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
DON'T YOU DISRESPECT THE ATLANTIC 10.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
Temple-PSU, one of the great rivalries!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Seeing all that hair gel on Duquesne's coach brings back memories.
Not really good memories, but… memories.
And Fuller starts the game by throwing it off the side of the backboard
That seems about right.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
brute strength + aggressiveness - athleticism =
Special Olympics.
also, Iowa Hawkeyes
Great D, Fuller
It’s a wonder more people don’t use the “don’t move your feet” technique
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Between Payne and May...
…you have the college equivalent of the Khalil Greene All-Stars.
You count Eric May?
Really?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:13 PM CST up reply actions
Is it possible Cole doesn't actually know what a screen is?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Did May just drive to the hoop?
Doesn’t he know that’s how you get benched? This offense just wants passes and jacked-up threes.
How do you run a 3-point-based offense without any shooters?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
The same way you run a rebounding based D
without any tall players.
'They are who we thought they were!'
Tucker!
He’s gonna have to have a HUGE year for Iowa to even be decent.
'They are who we thought they were!'
Well, the good news is we finally made a three
The bad news is we still suck.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Um, McLovin?
We’re losing.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Donnie...
I’m getting you and your wife-to-be matching zebra-stripe snuggies for your wedding.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
maybe i'm challenged
but i live in iowa city and cant find the game. i dont get espn u (thanks mediascam). and the game isnt on my espn360.
Check the local mediacom channels
If it’s not there, then… I dunno, you’re probably better off this way
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
MSU leads Zaga
And MSU fan makes a sound like that of a parakeet being shoved into a toaster.
I love TV
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
I am at work still
What is the score?
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
Tim Tebow leads?
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
19-16 Iowa, oddly enough
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
as bad as all these missed shots are...
I don’t think they can top the 45-46 barnburner at georgetown earlier today…..painful.
I'm not sure this legally qualifies as basketball
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Offensive foul!
Two people boo lustily!
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
RUTS, you have no reason to watch this. You're not one of *these people*
MSU-Zaga are playing basketball
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Meh.
My wife is on the couch reading a fucking Twilight book. She is a college professor and has a Ph.D. in pharmacology, and I’m now worried that (a) she’s part of some sci-fi body switch and now has the brain of a 13 year old girl, or (b) she’s become a MRF.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Adam Morrison totally reads Twilight
God, I hate Zaga.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry
Anything that involves vampires not spontaneously combusting when exposed to sunlight is just wrong
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Mister F!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Eclipse
She flew through the first two books in about 15 minutes.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions
"New Moon"? "Eclipse?" "Breaking Dawn"?
Dude…just dude.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
That *would* explain the scissors and glue. And werewolf roleplaying.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
Perhaps I should try this "Twilight" thing
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Nice ticky tack calls in East Lansing
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
There's your fucking high screen for Cole, HS.
Boom, offensive foul, Dukes hit a 3, 6-point swing.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
How many of Iowa's players got offers from at least one other BXI school?
Just curious.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Bauwinkle would be great to guard...
if you were hung over/ had no feet.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 17, 2009 8:43 PM CST reply actions
25-22 Coquesne at the last TV timeout of the break
The announcer put it best: “We’ve seen a lot of missed shots and a lot of up-tempo basketball.”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Wait
we have 22 points and it’s not the second half yet? Woo hoo! We’re getting better!
by shada's revenge on Nov 17, 2009 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
I can't wait to read this when the games are over:
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/11/17/1162349/big-two-hearted-iowa-river
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
Bellanca's crazy
I mean, I love him, but he’s fucking crazy, man.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, while I was reading that, it turned into 33-22.
Kill me.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Reading it was better
than this game could ever be
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
What percentage of the hair-gel using, slicked-back hair wearing population
are basketball coaches?
Easy...
He’s got to hit the free thr—oh wait, it’s Gatens. We’re good.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Is the game better than 6 on 6 girls basketball that was played in Iowa until 1985 or 1986
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
I seem to remember reading (here, of course) about a player called "Fonda Dicks"
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
all we need to do is have kirk ferentz go in the locker room and do some halftime adjustments
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
my browser keeps shutting down
is the problem my computer or this site?
I thought it would be a link to the gangster show with Steve Buscemi.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 17, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
the real thing is on the history channel right now...
WWII in HD. Its pretty incredible.
"I'm not doing any good back here."
I watched 10 minutes of WWII in HD and it is amazing
Tivo’d it and will finish it all in one sitting.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 17, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
If only they would bring back "Dogfights"
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Which is worse?
Fighting in the Pacific, or watching current Iowa basketball?
Sure, your life is on the line in the Pacific. But, with Iowa basketball, you WISH you were dead.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Watching Iowa basketball is like being a French knight at Agincourt
Your horse is dead. Mud everywhere. You’re stuck. The longbowman are cutting you down as are the English infantry. Mud everywhere.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
Sounds more like...
playing Iowa basketball. Run like you are stuck in mud/horse is dead, getting cut down by Dukes.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
We definitely do not have the best basketball fans at Iowa
We are bandwagon at best. It sucks to say but its true. Great fans show up up even when its bad. We have great football fans, just not basketball fans. Wouldn’t know what are fans are in wrestling, we kick ass too often to find out.
Do you blame us?
A lot of us are still pissed about them running off Dr. Tom. And to follow him up with this? It’s just bad.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, I do.
Its still our Hawkeyes. If you were a recruit, would you want to play ball at a place that has a following like this? We are forever screwing ourselves over by not supporting them.
Well...
you can lay there and keep getting kicked in the stomach, or you can roll over and run away. If you don’t run away, you are either retarded, or a sado-masochist.
I am not retarded, and I don’t think I am a sado-masochist. Therefore, when I see Iowa basketball at its current level, continuing to lose dudes to transfer, I roll over and run away.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
did we run Dr. Tom or did we not renew his contract?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Well, we didn't renew him. so we ran him off.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 17, 2009 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
That was 10 years ago. And one Alford ago.
When do we as fans get back on full time? I think Hawkeye fans just gave up. The program will have to turn it around without the fans helping (recruiting).
Though, it also helps football recruiting to have good basketball crowds. Football recruits always go to basketball games and this is what they see… pathetic.
Did you read KFs comments about ND today?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I didn't. Care to post?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
Said he wouldn't be caught dead at a pep rally.
actually pretended to snore at the the thought. Sorry RR…he giggled at Penn St. ’cause they do it too.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I guess he won't be going to PSU or ND then
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Can you imagine Ferentz at ND?
That fanbase is ridiculous. Ferentz is “too boring” or whatever. He’d be out before the MSU game.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
not a big enough ego for that place
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
We only do it so Paterno can mock the opposing QB
God, I wish I could find that vid…
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
It's comments like that
which reveals that KF is more pro than you think…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
In all fairness...
I went to Iowa for five years and only went to CHA to get football tickets. It’s too far out of the way. I blame it mostly on location.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 17, 2009 8:59 PM CST reply actions
Its not just the students, its everyone.
Iowa is a football state. Its only about basketball if they are doing well. We are totally a bandwagon basketball state.
Automatic banning?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
haha.
seriously though, it makes me die inside, but sometimes i feel like yelling AT LEAST ALFORD GOT SOME DECENT JUCO’S
woohoo quitting time. Catch you all on the flipside
TOUCHDOWN IOWA! TOUCHDOWN IOWA! - Gary Dolphin
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! - Jim Zabel
We are an awful shooting team
I thought we were goot shooters? What happened?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Honestly?
What indicated to you that we were good shooters?
Jake Kelly singlehandedly knocking PSU out of the NCAAs?
sigh
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
I guess "were" IS past tense.
super sigh.
This game sucks to much even for my XM
So my solutions are either walk over to The Vine to watch it, or sit here and read sarcastic commentary.
The Vine has cheap beer.
However I also have beer at my house.
And I won’t have to actually watch the game.
"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"
Not a football school, really
This town was jacked for basketball back in the 80’s and 90’s.
Really.
"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"
The '93 game between Iowa and the Fab Five is on youtube
Place is LOUD.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
And did you know that ESPN
AND zero other people on the planet Earth say we’re the 10th best bball school since 1940.
Also worth remembering...
We won the Big Ten Tournament and were a 3 seed in the NCAA.
This was in 2006. Really. Like only 4 seasons ago.
"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"
by Not Marv Cook on Nov 17, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
There were actually people at games back then, too.
I remember seeing them with my own two eyes and everything.
Still think Bru shoulda gone to the NFL combine and tried out as a TE.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 17, 2009 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Emprical data is worthless
But I, and everyone I would have considered a fan in the first place still watch all the games. I would still go to all the games if I wasn’t in law school with a 2 month old at home.
And we might have the worst team in the last 10 years of the big ten this year.
"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"
by Not Marv Cook on Nov 17, 2009 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Not really fairweather...
just intelligent and we know we care. Therefore, when we see a season like this one coming, and we want to avoid the pain, then we find other things to do (watch the game at home, focus more on football or wrestling, take up coin collecting, etc.)
When Iowa is decent-to-good, and we have players we can be proud of (aka Not Pierre Pierce), then Carver is almost always full.
We are a bit more of a quiet fan base, not as loud as places like Duke, Mich St, Kansas. But, they might be a bit more rowdy than we want to be.
Finally, economics is a bit of an issue. The Athletic Department wants $20 to $25 to sit, and $12 to stand. If you are not within 5 miles, you pretty much have to drive. If you are like me, you are driving from 75 minutes away, and the gas adds up. Also, $5 to $15 to park. So, the cheapest you can get by is probably roughly $25 altogether. I still have a job, and I could afford that. Some people don’t.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
No doubt
I loved going to games, despite my crappy student seats.
I feel bad for the players.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
I bet our bench guys have strong legs...
…because you get lots of squat reps by standing up and then sitting down for missed 3s.
This team is horrific.
Losing 41-32 with 15 to go.
Just setting up the epic comeback.
"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"
"Folks, the Hawkeyes keep hanging around. The Valley is not so happy. Timeout!"
/musburger’d
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
4 points in 5+ minutes???
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Ugh
I just got a picture from one of my friends at the game. We might have more fans there for Women’s Basketball than for the Men’s squad.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:20 PM CST reply actions
For the PSU guys...
Duquesne is in Pittsburgh?
"Jack Trice Stadium - Easily one of the Top 10 Stadiums in Central Iowa"
Indeed it is.
Pretty much in downtown Pgh.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
God, I love ESPNU
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Tool Bandit
I’ll concede: Pretty awesome, Billy Mays.
I'm wearing the Toll Bandit right now
The only problem is that is sometimes causes my laptop to fly uncontrollably to my asldfj; Nkjl mmmf
Sadly, I just said the same thing.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Lick's b-ball show
last year used 2/3 of its time on what other Hawkeye sports were doing. Wonder how they’ll fill the remaining third this year.
Maybe it will turn into a...
“What did other Big Ten teams do well this week” come late December.
And those other Big Ten teams will beat Iowa well every week thereafter, so there is your show.
Or maybe a “this is what I would do if I were still at Butler” segment. You know, getting ranked, winning games, making NCAA tournaments.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions
Do you suppose...
when they call whomever the next Iowa coach will be, it will be like the scene in Major League?
“How would you like to coach the Iowa Hawkeyes?”
“Oh I dont know…I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls, I’ll talk to you later”
"I'm not doing any good back here."
Or will it be more like the...
call that Berenger/Jake Taylor gets about going to Indian’s Spring training?
“Is that you, Tolbert? This isn’t very funny, ya know. I’m hung over, my knees are killin’ me and if you’re going to pull this shit at least you could’ve said you were from Indiana.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:40 PM CST up reply actions
Curses
Iowa football got their additional mojo from the basketball team. There’s no shame in losing to Duke…aine.
Duq is the Arabic spelling of Duke...
so we are close to pulling off a huge upset
"I'm not doing any good back here."
Does it count as out-coaching
if the other coach just gets really stupid and goes away from what’s been working all game?
I know I'm getting old and crotchety, but really -
kids LIKE wearing those big, blousy, billowing “shorts”? Guess I’m not a fan of the new unis.
It's nothing compared to Purdue
I swear I saw Kramer tripping himself last year.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
FYI...
http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?bixduq01=Duquesne
"I'm not doing any good back here."
Nope, those two missed free throws won't be important.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
OPS can see the future.
Duquesne 52, Iowa 50.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Isn't it weird that we're still farming out court maintenance to children?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
you don't hire them
as long as you’re not paying, child labor is totally legal
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
We also have dibs on the Octomom's kids
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
They aren't allowed to make the shoes anymore
so they have to do something.
by Black and Gold on Nov 17, 2009 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
They call it the perfect brownie
but I saw no evidence of pot being put in them….
"I'm not doing any good back here."
"Who ate all the edges?"
What weird fucking brownie-eating family is this commercial based on? The middle brownies are always better.
Yeah, that's just..common knowledge, man
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
My favorite part about the edge IS WHEN IT BREAKS YOUR TEETH
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
No kidding.
If brownies are like pussy, corner brownies are like grandma pussy. Rough and crusty.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 17, 2009 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah yeah, you think you'll never get that drunk
Then one night… you get that drunk.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Don't worry, Octomuncher
I’m not judgmental
by Black and Gold on Nov 17, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
Couldn't agree more
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
I know a girl
who is three years older than me and a grandma. I am 31.
"I'm not doing any good back here."
You're wrong on this.
The corner is absolutely the best.
Gatens for 3!
The crowd is going crazy acknowledging the play!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Peppering with praise?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
SEC refs don't
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Did you guys see that
the the Iowa Bball website had the crowd at 8400 on Sunday night?
"I'm not doing any good back here."
Holy shit
Are you the Royals Review royalsreview??
by Black and Gold on Nov 17, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
This is like when I saw Ashton Kutcher at the Goddamn NU game.
Go Greinke!!
by Black and Gold on Nov 17, 2009 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Game on the line...
Who’s our clutch shooter this year?
He was at point blank range...
Lee Harvey was in book depository or the hill or maybe had help…either way it was a moving target
"I'm not doing any good back here."
by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Moving targer at longish range
Come on
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
The kids at halftime that do the stupid jersey game, and then have to make the shot
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
The CBE should simply find someone else to play in KC.
Because this makes them look TERRIBLE.
False!
That was the year he failed to murder Mussolini. I believe he was 30 at the time.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
That, Sir, is a damn lie
JoePa has never failed at anything. He allowed Mussolini to continue existing
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 17, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
So um, who had the Hawks to cover?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions
Lick took the over
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions
Fail
Should’ve been cover
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
I took Iowa to cover. And NorseHawk was hatin' on me...
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 17, 2009 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
and theyre on the number
"I'm not doing any good back here."
by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
He's rapidly losing that distinction.
Granted, I don’t think anyone else is doing much to standout, either, but…
Who needs a coach OR a time out?
How in the world did this moron win COY?
Who makes better decisions?
Anthony Tucker, or Ken O’Keefe?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
If you make this, I’ll mis the start of “Sons of Anarchy”
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Lucky to get that timeout...
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions
Duq's excited
Kinda sad.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:04 PM CST reply actions
Their first win on a B10 court.
Two days after we let UTSA do that for the first time, too.
We’re so polite.
No booing, no cheering...
…just silence. Welcome to the Lick System and 0-2.
SHOW PEOPLE EATING ICE CREAM!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions
and our ice cream
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 17, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
I have no idea what the point of that was
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Well my dad is a Duquesne alum...
So at least he’ll like this W.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
I’d like to also add that he can’t talk smack, because I, like all students, am apathetic at this point.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Nov 17, 2009 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
I'll be at the game over Thanksgiving
I’ll give someone a crisp dollar for a pair of tickets.
They will be...
hiring you as the new coach?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Wow
That was painful to watch
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:05 PM CST reply actions
I think we are looking at a Toddd Lickliter watch, already
this team plays the most joyless basketball I have ever seen.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
wait another year and hire Keno Davis
"I'm not doing any good back here."
by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
We'll give you Jerry Dunn
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 17, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
or Ricky
"I'm not doing any good back here."
by Hawkaloogie on Nov 17, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Keno...
would turn this program down…I can’t believe how quickly this thing turned to shit.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
It is IMPOSSIBLE to make the argument that this team is going anywhere near the right direction.
/fixed
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
I think it would be difficult for any to try to argue how it would be a good move to watch this team at all this year
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 17, 2009 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
no, no, no
they are unwatchable. I watched tonight the same way my wife watches that Dr. G show. With morbid fascination.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
So what you're saying is
Iowa Basketball 2009 = Jon and Kate plus 8
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 17, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
Well...
at least sometimes, you can handle watching about 6 minutes of Jon and Kate because you know that Kate is going to go “biggest bitch in the world.”
There is no force that compelling to make me watch Iowa Basketball.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
It doesn’t help when we have the mass exodus of players like we saw this past year.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
but if this keeps up, it
will happen yet again at the end of this year
Agreed
Iowa City High might as well be filling in for us on their off nights
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
No clue. It’s a shitty situation for him to be in. I thought he’d be able to resurrect this team, but no butts in the seats only means that there will not be any talent looking seriously at us.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
A Page from Pollard
We could always start selling Football season tickets only after fans purchase season tickets to Men’s Basketball.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
I hate Pollard...
but that idea is absolute GOLD, Fratguy.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
City High...
might be able to BEAT Iowa on GAMENIGHTS.
Just kidding, as Gatens and Lil’ Lick would never allow that to happen.
OR, WOULD THEY???
Then again, I thought there was no way Stross would throw the OSU game, so what do I know.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
I see Aaron Fuller saying bye bye
I thought he was one of the main cogs…and poof…benched.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 17, 2009 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Bigger case of...
“Damn, I could have made so many better choices” regret-itus:
Jarryd Cole for choosing to let Alford/Lickliter waste his career at Iowa, or the combined efforts of Dwight Gooden and Darryl Strawberry to kill their own careers?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 17, 2009 10:52 PM CST up reply actions
The host of this ESPNU college football show
Definitely has a Blagojevich hair thing going. So that’s fun.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 17, 2009 10:06 PM CST reply actions
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