I think she is Laurence Maroney in drag, and I think she wants to do unspeakable things to me. For Vandenberg’s sake, i hope she has graduated….

Who knew they love the bowtie?

I’d think that the kangaroo went more for the Grain Belt, myself.

I miss the 3-D Hamm’s diorama at the Foxhead. It’s about four feet to the right of the 19" TV. That’s a color TV, btw.

Other than that, too many Swedes up there in Minnesota, for my taste. I’d say the third one from the left is a Swede. Memo to world: date, do not marry, Swedes. Unless you like waking to very precise to-do checklists that just happen to sit next to your morning coffee. And the egg timer that measures how much time you have to relax before stripping some woodwork or something.

In regard to the game, it would be great if Iowa played angry once this year, like on Saturday against these dopes? We have to keep a steady churn of coaches from the disfavored, lower half. RR is gnawing on himself, Lynch is a loveable loser, Zook makes people turn away in pain, that leaves Brewski. We got two of his coaches fired last year, as I recall. Maybe they’ll be a little tight.

If anything has been disappointing this year it’s that Bielema has restored his dank, fishy luster, and Hope looks like the real deal. It’s extremely important that we send Brewster back to shutout hell, and then we can see what CRAZY WORKS NEVER FAIL new offense he decides to dump on Weber for next year, if he’s even allowed the opportunity. The work is never done if you’re a Hawk, and we seem to have a major competitor on the rise in Ames. We need to enforce some regime change in Minneapolis, and keep this game a gimme for a few more years. Reasonable?

Stood up in front of anyone stupid enough to listen at his presser today and proclaimed:

[-He talked about how difficult it is for a team to play in Iowa, but not because of the pink locker room. He said that he doesn’t buy that the color of the locker room has anything to do with performance on the field.

-He also recalled a story when he was playing with Illinois when they went to Kinnick Stadium, and that Mike White had covered the whole locker room with meat-wrap paper, so there was not a bit of pink to be seen. When asked whether they had won the game, Brewster replied that they had indeed beat the Hawkeyes that day.]

Punky played for the Whine-I from 1981 to 1984, a period where they NEVER beat Iowa IN Iowa City!

Historic Illinois scores:

http://www.jhowell.net/cf/scores/Illinois.htm#1984

Link to his presser notes:

 http://boards.gopherhole.com/b…ead.php?t=11409

And replace the bunnies with gophers…

http://www.startribune.com/blogs/70376907.html

http://www.startribune.com/sports/gophers/70426632.html