WELCOME TO HATE WEEK
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 7:08 AM CST
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Just a reminder of last season's game. We know Brewster doesn't remember it.
I still hate the doofus they put in charge three years ago, a man who is the antithesis of our own coach. Brewster talks in endless platitudes about FIGHTING and TRYING and WINNING for GOPHER NATION, and he records videos in the locker room, and he Twitters like a teenage girl, all in the hopes that recruiting will cover up his biggest fatal flaw: He has absolutely no idea what he is doing. He is a football nihlist, changing coordinators every season and throwing out his offense at least once a year (remember when Minnesota was going to run the spread?), not because he's some sort of football chameleon but because he's clueless to anything but the newest recruiting tool. He's Ed Orgeron, only somehow less talented. My animus for Brewster isn't mine alone. Make no mistake: Kirk Ferentz won't hang 55 unanswered on any other coach. But as we've seen, he'll gladly pummel this bloviating moron.
I still hate their fans, who walked out of the Metrodome for the last time with their collective tail between their legs, their embarrassed faces matching their hideous sweatshirts. In many ways, last year's thrashing was even more cathartic than the goalposts game in 2002; there was an inevitability to the former engagement that was lacking for the first three minutes of the latter. But both games were rife with the same emotions, as the Hawkeyes wiped the smug grins off their cheese-fed Norwegian faces and left them stammering for explanations. Minnesota fans will inevitably tell you that it doesn't matter as much to them because they have other pastimes, like the worst NBA franchise not located in Tennessee, or a hockey team with a stupid name. I have yet to understand why following inferior teams in inferior sports somehow makes them feel so superior.
I still hate their damn colors. I still hate their damn cheers. I still hate so, so, so much.
Minnesota football is a fraud. They spent the last generation pretending to be a professional team in a professional stadium, and failed so miserably in that modest task that we had no choice but to repeatedly mock them, beat them, and take pieces of their stadium as souveneirs. They have moved on, into a fake stadium in a fake college town, inhabited by a fake coach and his fake team, capped with a fake national championship trophy. Brewster and his program are the college football equivalent of Bernie Madoff, built on a foundation of lies but constantly paying lip service to the false premise that its supporters' investment will pay dividends. Yes, Minnesota Golden Gopher football is the world's biggest Ponzi scheme.
And so we come to it, the finale, the eternal battle of modesty and hard work versus exaggeration and gimmickry. It is a battle that we can win and must win and will win, because a conservative philosophy must win out over no philosophy at all. Because single-minded dedication to a common cause is superior to platitudes. Because Iowa football is simply better in every possible way. Sure, it's for 10 wins and a possible BCS berth (and an outside chance at a share of the conference title), but it's bigger than that.
It's Floyd of Rosedale. It's Iowa-Minnesota. It's Hate Week. Bring the hate.
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This isn't my place for hatin', nor is it the time
as we are well within the throes of our own hatred festival, but I must laud you for the use of Keyboard Cat in your HATE WEEK.
And, um, yeah, fuck Minnesota I guess.
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Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 17, 2009 7:26 AM CST reply actions
It is the most meme ever.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
Minnesota = A Sweaty Ball Sack
The Golden Gonads
Minnescrotum
TCF Bank = “The Coin Purse”…
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
I live and work in the belly of the beast
Needless to say, this is the one week I look forward to more than any other on the calendar.
Great post. You nailed the feelings of every Hawkeye fan up here in the Cities about Minnesota, Tim Brewster, TCF Bank Stadium and the “WHO HATES IOWA, WE HATE IOWA!” cheer.
(btw…last year’s tailgate at the Dome, where I was stationed, resulted in about 200 Minnesota students getting pelted with full, unopened cans of beer each time they started singing that shit.)
by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 17, 2009 7:35 AM CST reply actions
To clarify - I don't advocate throwing full, unopened beers at people.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 17, 2009 8:20 AM CST up reply actions
Of course you don't
That’s a waste of a perfectly good beer.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Or crushed empties.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
I live in TC, too, and used to love hate week.
But this year I couldn’t get a Gopher to bet with me if I gave them 30 points. Where’s the fun in hate week if I can’t also make cash off my coworkers in the process?
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 17, 2009 8:33 AM CST up reply actions
Uh, great point
The Daily Gopher has their own version of what this post essentially is. Take a look at their comments to get a feel of how amped up their fanbase is for the game this Saturday
by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:24 AM CST up reply actions
Goofers being Goofers
The first comments to come out of them are about basketball. Utterly sad.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 9:42 AM CST up reply actions
And they are already talking...
about meltdowns. The jNWU games the past couple of years, etc…
Umm…fellas? Those games weren’t against Small Soda. And we’ve pretty much treated the football team of Small Soda in the same manner as Jules treats Tim Roth at the end of Pulp Fiction.
What’s in the briefcase? In this situation…it’s respectability. Which Iowa keeps telling Small Soda isn’t theirs, so they can’t have it.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:48 AM CST up reply actions
Actually,
JG2112 is a Michigan football fan. It’s that embarrassing for us that we have to outsource our writing to someone of that lowly pedigree.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 17, 2009 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
So what you're really saying is....
That’s his way of getting back at us for the bitchmaking we put on Baby Jesus Forcier?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
JG2112
Is actually a Michigan and Minnesota football fan. I’m not in the practice of buying premium season tix for teams I don’t support.
And by the way…………..IOWA TREATS RUNNING BACKS HOW SPINAL TAP TREATS DRUMMERS. GIMME SOME PAKI.
Only if you lived out there.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
10 posts
9 of them about basketball and 1 guy, apparently a LOLverine saying he doesn’t want to get his hate worked up too early and run out.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
That's some serious TRY FIGHT WIN football fandom right there
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Would you want to root for Brewster?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
But he FIGHT EFFORT HUGE LOCKERROOM GOPHER tries so hard
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
+1
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa Sucks
I hate that your diplomas have a map of Bloomington and Richfield on the back and area realtor phone numbers on them. Can’t you people stay in your own state for low-level management jobs?
I hate those damned “ANF” stickers. First of all, it makes it a little harder to hate you people. But I grew up on a farm, and it was nowhere near that suckhole of a state.
I hate that some of you clowns think that spelling out “I-O-W-A” is a glorious accomplishment, but then joke about how Minnesotans couldn’t spell our state without singing the rouser 1st.
I hate the fact that the Brandseses are just entering their coaching prime, and J. hasn’t mapped out a decent succession plan ensuring that your state is going to be dominant in wrestling for quite a while.
I hate that everyone knows and loves Nile Kinnick (and deservedly so), but NOBODY gives Bruce Smith the respect he deserves. HE’S ALMOST A SAINT, PEOPLE!
And I hate the fact that Ferentz figured out years ago that a very damn good program can be build based on the body and arms being local with the legs being brought in from elsewhere, but our rocket scientists have yet to come to the same conclusion.
But there are some things I love about your state. For example, I love what Todd LOL-Liter’s doing with your basketball “program.” Will you be counting tumbleweeds for attendance this year? You know you’re usually supposed to nearly get the death penalty before sucking this bad, right?
I love that despite your “ownership” of us, you’re still 18 games under .500 all-time.
Ok, that’s 2 things. That’s more than enough love for that craphole.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 17, 2009 8:40 AM CST reply actions
Please, for future reference, it's LickLOLter
A list of things you hate about Iowa, and you didn’t even include PantherHawk? I’m embarassed for you, WSR.
Now die.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
I'll die when I'm damned good and ready.
Pantherhawk deserves our pity, not hatred. Something obviously went very wrong there.
Now apologize for unleashing Ashton Kutcher, Tom Arnold, and Kurt Warner’s wife (the 10-year ago troll one, not the current one) on the world.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 17, 2009 8:51 AM CST up reply actions
BRENDA WARNER IS FROM ARKANSAS.
WE WILL NOT CLAIM HER.
But there is no doubt Minnesota wins on the cool celebrity front. Ric Flair, the Coen Brothers, and Prince are supreme in their respective fields. Jesse Ventura, on the other hand…
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 17, 2009 8:54 AM CST up reply actions
Minnesota can also claim
Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect, and the Road Warriors. You could make one hell of a WWE Hall of Fame class just from guys born there.
Iowa, not so much.
Don't forget Jesse Ventura
They elected him fucking Governor. Because he was “honest”. Thin skinned, arogant and a bit of a dunce, but hey, he was honest.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Don't forget Stuart Smalley
MN elected a real honest-to-God clown to the Senate. On the other hand he can’t be any worse then the other 96 clowns in the Senate. ( I left Grassley and Lieberman off the Senate clown list.)
by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Nov 17, 2009 10:39 AM CST up reply actions
You all are
forgetting a pretty significant reason why you should bow down to Minnesota.
Jessica Biel.
Lock the thread.
I would only bow to her
as we start doin dirty deeds.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
Done dirt cheap?
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 17, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions
For the record
Franken’s been a very good senator thus far and much less clown-like than most. It’s like he actually takes it seriously or something.
This concludes the political discussion on BHGP.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
If you apologize for
Michele Bachmann and Yanni.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I thought it was common knowledge that
Bachmann wasn’t from Earth. Yanni? Eh, that’s a military psychological warfare experiment gone horribly wrong. And I apologize for the Brenda Warner thing. That really is punching below the belt, anyway.
Another good thing about Iowa: It was the birthplace of Dr. Norman Borlaug. Of course, he did have the good sense to get the hell out of Iowa as soon as he could, and rather than return after he finished at the University of Minnesota chose to spend the rest of his life in better places, like rural Mexico, India, Pakistan, and Ethiopia.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Nov 17, 2009 9:03 AM CST up reply actions
Come on, now!
“I love that despite your "ownership" of us, you’re still 18 games under .500 all-time.”
Unless you are 85 years old and know your way around the intertubes, it’s not in your best interest for the sake of your argument that Minnesota dominated Iowa at football when things like racial desegregation was still 35 years from happening. Face it, there’s good odds that since you’ve been walking this planet, Minnesota has been getting flat out worked by the Hawkeyes.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 17, 2009 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
The Bruce Smith anonymity is rather unfortunate
But it’s his own damn fault. He should have written a better acceptance speech.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 17, 2009 9:38 AM CST up reply actions
Some Facts
Iowa is 7-3 in the series in the last ten years and 17-8 in the last 25.
Minnesota was forced to get really creative with ticket policies for games at Kinnick North because Iowa fans were numerous and too loud for their liking.
We tore down your damn goal posts.
If we count backwards, and we can do that because I say so,
Iowa has held the lead in series victories since 1965.
From 58 – 64, mn held it for 3 years, it was tied for 3 years, and IA had it in 63.
Prior to 1958, Iowa holds the lead since 1944.
Iowa has held the scoring lead in the series since 1938 (1463 – 1448)
The corn in Iowa leans north because Minnesota sucks.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Gopher Season
“Minnesota Golden Gopher football is the world’s biggest Ponzi scheme.” It’s a bit of a stretch—but I like it! No, I LOVE it.
And true dat re: “big-city” college football fans becoming the worst sore winners in history when their team wins, but then say, “Eh, we’ve got pro teams; this means nothing” when their college team loses. As if Iowa fans don’t have favorite pro teams too… they’re just a bit further away. NW fans are the worst. Over the past few years, I’ve started to hate NW and their ridiculous, arrogant, Iowa-hating coach more than any other team in the Big Ten.
The biggest difference between Minny’s and Iowa’s coaches is dignity. Ours has (almost) too much and theirs has none. It’s painful to watch Brewster’s tirades/“heart-felt” motivation speeches. If you’re going to do that sort of thing, at least be funny like Gundy.
I can’t believe the low spread on this game. I hope VBerg throws 5 TDs—no, 7 TDs.
That video never gets old.
I’ve seen war reporters who look less shell-shocked than that student reporter does after the 55-0 pasting.
That was one glorious goddamn night in the Metrodome.
Last Year
was one of the finest 3 hours of football I have ever watched. We kept scoring, they kept not scoring, and it just NEVER EVER GOT OLD!!!! I was just a bit pissed when Iowa let off the gas at the end . We should have gone for 100.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
It's that time again
last game of the season, and it’s time for the annual “Will Ferentz Leave” rumours. This year, it’s Notre Dame
You can Google it if you like:
"If athletic director Jack Swarbrick decides Weis’ Notre Dame career is over after his fifth season, a source said Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops and Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz will be in the mix to replace him. The source said Stoops has told confidants he would be interested in talking to the Irish."
Stoops has already called the rumour ridiculous and Kirk never really says much about this stuff. I think that’s too bad. If the answer is “I’m not leaving” then just freakin’ say it Kirk. Still, while the ND job is a good job and will attract a coach with a solid resume, why would Ferentz leave?
- He makes oodles of bucks in Iowa
- Iowa is his program, he built it, he is the unquestioned lord of all he surveys. At Notre Dame he would be starting this process over. Albeit with better players than he inherited from Fry.
- The delusions of grandeur harbored by Notre Dame fans make it almost impossible for anybody to succeed.
- He just signed a contract through 2015 last year and still has a kid in school in IC. He has said that it would be nice if all his kids could graduate from City High.
- While we will never know for sure, there are rumors that he has turned down offers from at least one NFL team and Michigan in the past.
Just wanted to throw all that out there.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
The day Ferentz goes to Notre Dame
is the day Iowa hires Ron Zook away from Illinois.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Don't even
pretend to make that up. Seriously. Kids read this blog for pete’s sake.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
BLASPHEMER!!
You take that back right now – or I’ll PERSONALLY* call PAM WARD** and request she take the Minni game!!
- no I won’t.
**I hate myself for typing that.
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
There's a line that shouldn't be crossed.
and that was it. Now I have to go vomit…
by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 17, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
I'm Pretty Sure
Evy would roll over in his grave if KF went to ND, and from that moment on curse ND to never win a football game against an FBS opponent again.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 17, 2009 9:16 AM CST up reply actions
ND will hire Stoops...
…and as Stoops struggles through his first few seasons all of the ND fans will deride the AD for not hiring Ferentz, thus closing the loop between the two coaches and their fan bases. If only ND would hire Bob Bowlsby as their AD to make the Stoops decision all of the planets would align and Iowa would win the MNC next year.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 17, 2009 9:55 AM CST up reply actions
hate hate Hate HATE HATE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 17, 2009 9:00 AM CST reply actions
+1
For bloviating moron.
(Minnesota football is the world’s biggest Ponzi scheme was already kudo’d).
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I don't hate the Gophers ...
I just enjoy treating them like TP.
A few points:
1. Michele Bachmann is an Iowan by birth (Sorry fellas. This is a fact). Is she crazy? Like a shit house rat she is. Is she oddly attractive, like a James Bond villainess? Mmmm. Most definitely.
2. I married a Minnesota girl. Smartest thing I ever did. Of course, she could care less about the Goofers and moved to Iowa the first chance she got.
3. I have 100% confidence in the outcome of Saturday’s mudhole stomping. My prediction: Touchdowns. Followed by funerals. That being said, I’m growing a beard as a slumpbuster. Just an insurance policy. Just in case.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 17, 2009 9:57 AM CST reply actions
Re: oddly attractive, like a James Bond villainess
Hmmm, provocative enough to explore….
Or:
And
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I can't explain it ...
But that first photo doesn’t do her evil highness justice.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 17, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
That's what she looks like
without a makeup artist, good lighting, and/or photoshop.
You can really tell the Bachmann shooper went crazy on the upper right-hand corner pic.
Brunettes not fighter jets
I’ve been gone from the midwest too long, and honestly, the google is time consuming. Michelle Bachmann is a Minnesota republican congressperson who’s a nutjob, right? Is that pretty much it? Is blackheartnopants attracted to the crazy? The rest of her is kind of repellent.
Michele Bachmann is from Waterloo??????
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
I mean, seriously.
How can the same town that gave the world Dan Gable saddle them with her? Is that kharmic balance or something?
Life is hard. It's really hard if you're stupid.
Grace Jones is a woman?????
Since when? I thought A View to a Kill was just Hollywood liberalism run amok as Bond “experiments” with his sexuality.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Wo-MAN
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
I think that's the one ...
when Silicon Valley is being terrorized by a guy in a blimp.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 17, 2009 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
Not just "some guy" in a blimp
But Christopher FREAKIN’ Walken, with a bad German accent, in a blimp
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I also thought Bill Ennis-Inge was the love child
of Carl Weathers and Grace Jones.
by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 17, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
Don't you mean Rupaul and Grace Jones?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
Marrying Minnesota girls is definetly underrated
But mine is a Gophers fan. her Dad has season tix to The Bank. The only good that has come of that is the sweet seats he’s gonna get us to June’s U2 concert.
Watching the game on Saturday with her family will be sublimely gratifying!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 17, 2009 10:36 AM CST up reply actions
Not to put a damper on your U2 experience (and yet another reason to HATE the U of M)
by Twin Cities Hawk on Nov 17, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, my wife alerted me to that bullshit last night
What a fucked up idea of a stadium. Maybe there’s enough time to get the state congress to change it?
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 17, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
I'd do her
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 18, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
Minnesota plays football like a broke ass, sexual chocolate.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 17, 2009 9:58 AM CST reply actions
What can I say about that football program
that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan; It looks bombed out and depleted.
MINNESOTA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL :)
PLAY4BREW
by ChryslerKinnick on Nov 17, 2009 10:06 AM CST reply actions
A question
If Minnesota football is so awesome and the fans love it sooooo much, why did you need to find a corporate sponser for the new stadium?
And that sponsor was…..
TCF Bank, a financial institution of such reknown, that for a period of time, there were stores in the twin city area that WOULD NOT ACCEPT checks from accounts at TCF Bank because too many bounced.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
The Hate is a new thing for me...
But it feels SO GODDAM GOOD!! I’ve only been a true U of I fan for the past couple of years (prior to that I was ambivilent (sp?) toward college football in general, and prior to THAT all I knew was Pro) but in these two years the Hawks have truly grown on me, I have laughed, cried and been put on prescription blood-pressure medicine. After last week’s black-and-gold plated crotch punch, I’m looking forward to facing the only team we despise more than ISU, and making them a bloody smear on Kinnick’s new grass.
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Well, I can blame you for everything.... :P
It’s all your fault – getting me hooked on this football team and it’s awesomeness…
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Now now, you should be thanking him.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 10:57 AM CST up reply actions
Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate
Yes, I know someone already used that subject line, but who cares? Fuck you for caring!
Awesome
Buck Nasty = Bucktooth Goofer
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
LOUD NOISES!!!
"If we got to we're going to crawl in this locker room. And on our back is going to be an axe..."
by buddylee853 on Nov 17, 2009 11:10 AM CST via mobile reply actions
I didn't know the BHGP theme song came from the cat
I liked it to begin with-knowing that cat composed it makes it awesome-er!
Has any one else ever had the wonderful experience
of listening to Gopher fans misspell Minnesota during their chant? That has to be one of the crowning moments in my history with this rivalry. Listening to that fucking chant is like pulling teeth with a rusty bolt cutter.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Nov 17, 2009 1:33 PM CST reply actions
keep your eyes open for bathroom stall action...
… can’t believe it’s been one year already.
http://deadspin.com/5099789/train-wreck-of-a-woman-who-had-hawkeye-sex-in-bathroom-stall-comes-clean
I thought ...
we only did that on the road?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 17, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
We do...
but there’s always a chance with goofers in the toilets.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 17, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
I save my hate for Ohio State...
I DISDAIN Minnesota. I sneer at them. The Goophers are beyond my contempt. justNorthwestern might rent Iowa every once in a while, but the Hawks truly own Minnesota.
I have truly hated the urine-colored rodents.......
since they won there first ever wrestling championship (without even one finalist) at CHA in 2001. One of their “fans” was being a total dick about how great they were and how they were the new dynasty in wrestling, blah, blah, fucking blah, when this old dude said, “Congratulations, you now have as many team titles as Coe College.” I almost pissed myself laughing.
But I still seriously hate them.
I say this only as a Georgetown alum
But by “UM graduates” I assume you mean Maryland bball “graduates”. Because God knows Gary Williams graduates NO ONE. But Brewster’s GO FIGHT WIN TRY TAKE MEDIOCRE NON-ACADEMIC QUALIFIERS GOPHER “approach” to recruiting may make it a wash.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
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