LIVEGAMEOPENTHREAD: IT LIVES
Wake from your slumber, Iowa fans. There's hoopyball to watch. Iowa-UTSA, ESPNU. Comments below.
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Ahhhh....there we go.
Hawks Nest = Empty Nest
Pasadena sounded fun, but I'd still settle for Pasadena instead.
by CUNKNNK on Nov 15, 2009 5:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
CHA looking mighty full
There’s gotta be 500 people on hand.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Your Starting Five:
Payne, Gatens, and Bawinkel in the backcourt, Fuller and Cole underneath.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Which game will be lower scoring today? This one or the Chiefs - Raiders?
by CUNKNNK on Nov 15, 2009 5:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This looks like Packers-Cowboys right now
That game is dreadful, and is the epitome of why I write this and not an NFL blog.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
4 minutes, 4 points.
This is bound to end in a 40-40 tie.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They're trying to top our game with Illinois last year
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm worried about you
Have you become an Iowa fan? Because not even our own fans are watching this game.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I've got nothing better to do
I’m only an Iowa football bandwagon rider.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He's from Wahlert
McCabe is the quarterback. He doesn’t get here until next year.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The basketball team already has a dude from Heelan this year, too.
Cougill. Don’t think he played football at all, though.
There’s quite a Heelan-to-Iowa pipeline between those guys and Wegher, I guess.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Looks line another year with no inside presence
I always blamed Alford for not developing big men. Then I watched Jarryd Cole for 3 years.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
4 PTS!
Fuck yeah.
We’re totally gonna win now.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 5:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I watched this a few days ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo5r68VHUKg
I’d say some things have changed.
On the plus side, the Fab Five would kick Michigan’s football team’s ass.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This had better be over by 7:00
Between Pats-Colts and the premiere of WWII in HD on History Channel, there’s some much better television.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Your crowd is more full than our student section. Seriously.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Full, as in well fed and satisfied?
Because yes, yes they are.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not if we're talking about drunkenness, friend
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he looks pretty good, though part of that might be a complete lack of size from UTSA
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What about that Fat Albert lookalike they have, #45?
That dude looks like he put away a few burritos at Pancheros.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This backcourt needs help
When you’re turning it over repeatedly to the Roadrunners, you might have an issue at the point.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Luckily for us, Lickliter knows how to coach D
So we could be close in most of our games. Unfortunately, we do not have much offensive fire power. Though we are young. If all of our guys come back next year, we could be dangerous using the Butler scheme.
God, I’m a Cubs fan using “next year”… I should know better.
by vahawk on Nov 15, 2009 5:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
Does that make Lickliter Bruce Weber?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm steadfastly refusing to call for his head until after next season
He somehow put together a top 40 recruiting class despite the abject awfulness of the last couple of years. I’ll give him a shot with his own guys.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice rebound and pass by May
Very impressive so far.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dear God
Guard Johnson please.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"Not exactly a hostile environment"
The new CHA tagline here at BHGP, just so you know.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A library with soft-serve ice cream, though.
So woo.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me
Is it Legendary Kinnick Stadium or Historic Kinnick Stadium?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's both when you come here next year.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
oh snap
God, I hate you.
Please bring back Christensen and a bad offensive line so we can beat you.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the play-by-play guy would rather talk about football
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So would I
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What was that about Lickliter's defense?
How the hell is he open? And what are they playing during timeouts, opera?
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did they move the student section this year?
Or is that next year?
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 5:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Student section?
We have a student section?
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think there is an area where a few of them tend to congregate.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 5:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah yes,
I forgot about the restroom.
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"Tear 'em down and I don't build 'em up"
Alford reference?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:40 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Is Iowa trying to run?
Or is my basketball ignorance showing?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HERE COMES THE RALLY
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 5:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The Iowa Hawkeyes are one of the best Division II teams I've ever seen.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 5:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa > Le Moyne?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Duh. Iowa would crush Le Moyne.
By like 5-6 points.
by CUNKNNK on Nov 15, 2009 5:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the singular of Des Moines?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
We tried the alley-oop, then remembered we're white guys
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If you really want to have some fun,
you can follow the official UI liveblog:
http://www.hawkeyesports.com/sports/m-baskbl/spec-rel/111409aaa.html
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They're very excited about the halftime show.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's like watching a suicide note as it's written
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
5:31 May with a rebound and pass.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
5:33 Live is not worth living every day is gray
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
5:37 Nice basket by Payne.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
Fans are peppered throughout the Arena
I will be using this to describe our own stadium.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Guy on ESPNU picks Wiscy as surprise team, then says they won't make tournament
Then can’t explain self.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 5:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like
every other ESPN analyst!
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to ESPNU
(Actually, welcome to ESPN in general)
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"very exciting first half"
this guy must be as excitable as a high school freshman walking past a victoria’s secret
by vahawk on Nov 15, 2009 5:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just a reminder: This team plays Texas in 8 days.
Stock up on canned goods.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 5:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, in the "Wailing and Gnashing of Teeth Invitational"?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's actually the "Steve Alford Schadenfreude Classic"
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm seriously considering buying a Havoc Heli
I’m trying to come up with a way to fly it to the fridge to get me beer and snacks.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Get someone from Georgia Tech on it.
Guarantee we get a working prototype in 2 months.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if you've been reading,
but Georgia Tech people aren’t very happy with me lately. Purdue might be able to come up with something, though.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You could then call it the Havoc On My Liver Heli.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 15, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Havoc Heli
Best twenty bucks I’ve ever spent.
by icculus on Nov 16, 2009 12:12 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DID YOU SEE THAT GUY'S FLAT TOP
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Kid n' Play!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 15, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
YOU BASTARDS ARE KILLING A LITTLE GIRL'S DREAMS!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They're going to show her after every other basket
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
2008 Alamo Bowl flashbacks
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Jarryd Cole is awful
There. I said it.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Todd Lickliter looks like he's going to resign before the next TV timeout.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Barta might not let him last that long
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We put our money where our mouth is:
Not only do we refuse to play teams with Native American mascots (except you, you lovable Illini), but we got new uniforms designed and produced by the Mojave tribe.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Lickliter had that bald spot when this game started.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa guy (sorry) was out of bounds before that last missed shot
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's how I would describe him, too.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is beyond hideous.
And, in the best Big Ten in recent memory, it could be a very, very long winter.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You can actually hear Lickliter clapping.
There was more noise in church this morning, and I was watching it on television.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Utterly miserable.
They’re getting run out of the gym by UTSA. It wouldn’t even be okay if it was by UTEP.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
UT-The Woodlands?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HERE COMES THE RALLY
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FINALLY THE GATENS HAS RETURNED TO THE SCORE SHEET
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dagger?
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, more football comparisons
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Was there any doubt Cole was missing at least one of those?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Are they suggesting Jarryd Cole go to Hollywood?
Because he is like a hunkier version of Joe Fermino.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
At least UTSA is taking smart shots
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Question: What's the sound of one hand clapping?
Answer: Carver-Hawkeye Arena
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hey, did you guys know Cully Payne committed to DePaul as an 8th grader?
by CUNKNNK on Nov 15, 2009 6:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
But is he a young man from Dakota Dunes, South Dakota?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And, after leading us in scoring and assists, he'll probably transfer there because Lick won't stop yelling at him?
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DePaul sure dodged a bullet there
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Swagger

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that was Big Country in those highlights
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ESPNU got bored and started showing footage from 25 years ago
Just to see if anyone was still paying attention.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I missed it
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I missed it
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You know, I thought this might be the year we actually ran an offense
Silly me, that was obviously wishful thinking.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ed Dechellis is willing to share the secrets of his "Everyone run around until there’s 7 seconds left and then just say “screw it” and give it to Battle so he can force it"
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That’s, like, an entire generation of offensive innovation beyond our “sit on it for 25 seconds, have our nominal post player flash to the ball and laugh as he asks for the pass, then chuck up a contested three” offense.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agree
Shit, we’ve managed to incorporate the “failed pick and roll for Battle” into our offense.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
haven't watched any and i can't
but is this payne kid for real?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Soon you'll have to change it to "Payne and the Sash"
by CUNKNNK on Nov 15, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice.
I might if he doesn’t decide to transfer. so that probably means i’m in no immediate danger of changing my name
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Just in case you missed it:
We’re down 10 at home to a team whose starting power forward is WWF legend Viscera:

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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This game is pure agony
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I just flipped back from the Raider game.
Afternoon sports fucking suck today.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
at least the colts pats game is coming up
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by tseyb_06 on Nov 15, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This game is pure agony
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And to think,
this is just the begining.
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
probably be glad
to have 37 points this late in the game during the B11 season
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
NICE FUCKING DEFENSE YOU DIPSHITS
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Only down 8! I think our bball team is trying to replicate... Shit... down 11.
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 15, 2009 6:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We just might
not win a single game this season.
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 6:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well that way we will go down in history
and Lick would’ve accomplished something and have his name in the record books.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe some of the football players will...
play bball for off-season training?
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 15, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cully looking Payneful the last 2 possessions. Hardy harr harr.
by CUNKNNK on Nov 15, 2009 6:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I really want a leopard print snuggie
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I want one with little sailboat prints
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Who are you, Bill Martin?
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually do have a snuggie
and let me tell you. it beats the fuck out of real clothes.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That commercial actually got me to pull up the website.
I’m kind of sad there isn’t a cow print. That would be sweet. Either way, I think the wife’s getting a Snuggie this year.
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by Run Up The Score on Nov 15, 2009 6:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I just figured out why the PSU people are here today
This is how it usually feels for you guys, isn’t it?
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorta
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I know what misery looks like
I ordered the ESPN college basketball season ticket a few years ago, when PSU was having one of those 1-15 conference years. If we broke 25 points in the first half, I considered it a victory.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 15, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You remember the 1st half of the second Minny game last year?
Horrible
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Leopard-print Snuggie
Zoolander-approved.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 6:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just remember everyone....
The wrestling team is working on a three-peat this season, something to be happy about while watching this crap that is called a basketball team
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 15, 2009 6:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This is more dissappointing than the hockey game i went to
a whole game and no fights.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
eh...
i didn’t pay in the first place but dammit i tried
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Best game fight I ever saw
Several years ago, Sunday afternoon game, I believe, Toledo Mud Hens at the Richmond Braves. Pitchers are having a grazing duel, of sorts, and there’s this batter up for Toledo straight up from Cuba or some other godforsaken place (and good for him, BTW) that speaks absolutely no English. Anyway, I don’t think the Richmond pitcher meant to graze him, actually, but he did, and this guy comes charging off the mound and launches himself into the air Matrix style – spikes first – and grazes the pitcher on the side of the head or something, I think.
Dugouts empty. Punches thrown.
It was awesome.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Was Cully Payne channeling Juice Williams there or something?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Time and score?
I don’t get the U
by shada's revenge on Nov 15, 2009 6:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
probably a good thing
i’m agonizing just reading this.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did we all skip "Free Throw Day"?
54-45 UTSA, 5:40 to go.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If we lose this game
can we forfeit our place in the rest of the CBE Whatever? Just to avoid getting annihilated by Texas?
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 6:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm all for forfeiting the rest of the year
just to save the AD some money and me the time spent writing about this crap.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just let our wrestlers play basketball also
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That would be entertaining
They’d lose every game by about 85-20, but we’d get our money’s worth.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It would be totally worth it for the flagrant fouls.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 6:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Morningstar and Metcalf would redefine "flagrant."
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Depends
Hightower’s pretty generous to dumptruck guys like Dejuan Blair.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Three things that no longer need to be televised:
hocky
baseball
Iowa b-ball
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 6:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Screw you
The Penguins are awesome
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Since Minnesota is my current homeland
I feel obligated to defend hockey.
But fuck it. It’s only fun in person.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 6:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The playoffs are awesome
Especially when Flyer fans are too busy with the “PENS SUCK! CROSBY SUCKS! PENS SUCK! CROSBY SUCKS!” to notice that they’re losing.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
TAKE THAT, UTSA
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
May has played 35 minutes of basketball, and is already clearly our best post player
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I do like this Eric May fellow.
But I don’t want to get too attached to any basketball players. Lest they descend into the black hole of Lickliter’s bench.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No shit
He won’t be seen again so that Bawinkel can try his hand at playing the 4.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Crap almost forgot about this game...what are we at?
by Argulor on Nov 15, 2009 6:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Eric May?
Eric May… transfer by winter break.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
someone needs to post the iowa basketball drinking guide again
since that may be the only way to watch this team
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
by tseyb_06 on Nov 15, 2009 6:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Here's an abridged version
AT ANY AND ALL TIMES DURING THE IOWA GAME: Drink yourself to death.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think the guide will be necessary
the new one should be-tipoff=cap off and pound it til or if we ever have the lead.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fundamental retardation
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Good to see some things never change
You can take Jeff Peterson off the Iowa Hawkeyes, but you can’t take the Inexplicable Jeff Peterson Baseline Drive Into a Double Team and Subsequent Turnover off the Iowa Hawkeyes.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
All around fail
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to go outside and slam my head in a car door now, thanks.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OK, I'm retracting my earlier post.
Get out the long knives, Sally. Lick’s got trouble.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 6:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Do you think Lickliter looked at the preseason polls and just stared at Butler?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Until the tears washed the ink from the page.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I for one applaud our charity in letting UTSA pick up their first win over B10 opponents.
Very considerate.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 6:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You're not bad
You’re “youthful”
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
After Lick
will anyone want to be the head coach at Iowa?
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 6:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Calipari
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tommy Amaker
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That'll be the new way to draw fans
A lucky fan sitting in section A row 15 seat 12 will be the new guest coach next week.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bob from Osklaloosa
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
spell fail
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Jesus is available.
Miracles do happen, you know.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
May looked good. Payne looked like he definitely will be good. The rest of the team sucked tonight.
Someone wake up Gatens and tell him he’s supposed to be the man this year.
by CUNKNNK on Nov 15, 2009 6:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You know, if Iowa had Devon Archie on the floor, we'd have won by 30
/so full of shit
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 6:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So, when does the "Fire Lickliter Now" thread start?
Because I can’t see him surviving the continued defection in the fan base if the losing is just as bad this year.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 6:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm working it up in my head right now,
but I’ll probably save it for after next week’s football game.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 7:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think we could beat Ames High?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 6:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did Brommer or Cougill even play?
Or is our frontcourt depth literally just Cole and Fuller?
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 6:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Can't we get the guy who's been coaching Grinnell?
At least if we’re going to lose, lets score bunches of points and be entertaining while doing it.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why not.
All we want to do is shoot 3’s anyway.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 7:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, I can hit 33% from 3 pt land
And I’m an old man. And short.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm from Grinnell..
didn’t go there for college as I wasn’t smart enough, but I’m in full favor of David Arseneault taking over. At the very least, every single game would be highly entertaining.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Vindictive Cole
That was kinda Pryor-esque
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 7:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
I flipped away at 60-50.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 7:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Tapped the ball away, walked away
Didn’t shove someone like Pryor
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 7:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He stole the ball with a second left when nobody cared.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 7:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So what's more depressing
We lost to UTSA or we still have 30 games of this?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yes
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 15, 2009 7:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The latter.
There will be way worse games than this one.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 7:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...that was painful
has a lickliter team ever scored in the 60s?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Talk about a program falling below rock bottom.
I didn’t even know that was possible.
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I swear to God, if the new coach is from Indiana... again
I’m going to buy a plane ticket and personally pee on Barta’s front door.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And its long fucking and not so cheap flight from Sacramento to Cedar Rapids
And I plan on drinking a LOT of water on the way.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Shit in a paper bag
and light that bitch on fire!
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually did that once
But it wasn’t my shit.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get Licliter's "system"
is it, “hey guys, let’s run the clock down to 5, panic, take a bad 3, and then run for you life the other way”
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You can do the same thing at the Rec Center
Except no one passes the ball, you just run up and down the floor like a rat on crack with everyone else throwing up bad threes… then you go have a beer.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that's "anthony tucker ball"
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually shot hoops with Marble, Armstrong, Horton
One night at the Rec center. A billion years ago. They were very nice. Everyone else was scared shitless to shoot at the same basket. Totally unserious ball on their part.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i meant
the jack up threes and have a beer (or 40) part
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, gotcha.
You can come to my neighborhood anytime… we’ll go get our asses kicked by the teen boys playing hoops at the park behind my house, and the beer is free, and on me.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
haha
ironically all i do is jack up threes and drink beer…sweet
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
give me a call if you're ever in Sacramento
Even when its raining, it doesn’t rain hard enough that you can’t play outside on a court.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was at Iowa in the 80s when G. Raveling was there
the best five football players would have beaten the basketball team. And he recruited studs…it was his recruits that Dr. Tom got to #1 in the nation with.
I bet that is the same deal now. I bet an all-star team of our football players would kill this team. Imagine McNutt and Clayborn to start.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Clayborn in the middle... sweet
We’d measure games by the amount of teeth missing from opposing players… can you imagine those elbows and that ass… he’d make Laimbeer’s antics look like a Gumby trying to knock down a 2’ thick concrete wall in comparison.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
?
F – Bryan Bulaga
F – Adrian Clayborn
F – Tony Moeaki
G – Marvin McNutt
G – Trey Stross (Need at least one white guy)
- in the preseason polls, I’ve heard..
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 10:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You'd have to only let...
Stross pass, as we all know he can no longer catch.
LOL
Too soon? The Lincoln assassination just became funny. I need to see this Hawkeye Basketball game like I need a hole in the head.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 16, 2009 4:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Minnesota actually have to do this one year?
When a bunch of their players were ineligible during the Haskins era I remember they had some football recruits playing hoop just to make up the numbers.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 15, 2009 10:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere Jake Kelly is LOL'ing
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He looks like a genius
right about now
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As does Peterson
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
and...well, you know
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You know...when I see good football programs hire the wrong guy
ala Michigan. I always laugh. I have a feeling we have done this two times in a row at Iowa.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We got the Dantonio deal
Mark Dantonio took Cincy to some podunk bowl and then gets the MSU job and Brian Kelly goes there and is a genius. I think the current Butler guys is the REAL guy, and we got the Dantonio.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
There's a lot of that today.
Must be an SB Nation problem.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Or we are that fucking awesome
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That goes with Being Fucked
And we are Oh So Fucked men’s bb wise right now.
At least we got the bowl game and wrestling to look forward to.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I have a slightly more, um graphic description of our sitrep
However, I’m refraining from posting as I don’t want to get Perm Banned by OPS.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, its like shooting threes
Jack up enough of ‘em and you’ll hit the bull the ass eventually.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like a perfect explanation
I’m gonna use that
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 15, 2009 7:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
MSU interviewed Kelly too!
how does that look to them now.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Like they hired Steve Alford
Instead
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The Dan Monson/Mark Few explaination.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Nov 15, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
exactly...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is more Hawkins-Petersen here
We got the head coach. They kept the brain.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 15, 2009 7:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So like...
A Coach Klein-Coach Red Beaulieu type thing?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Okay...so 9 wins is looking unlikely.
they play Texas in a few days and might lose by 50.
How does Barta raise money?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I saw him holding a sign here by the US 50 off ramp this afternoon
The fake beard wasn’t a good enough disguise, nor the misspelled words “Need Hep” on the sign.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You men
He wants terry hoeppner to coach?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Zombie Hep would kick some ass.
Who wouldn’t be scared shitless inspired by him
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He's praying to God we get the Fiesta Bowl
so Kirk can continue to carry the football and the basketball program.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I highly doubt
Lick is going to invite the players to watch the bowl game. He probably doesn’t want them to know what it looks like to play under a successful coach.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Ferentz
can take over the basketball duties as interim coach when Lick gets fired or commits suicide!
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think just about any of us on this board
Could get better results of the talent we have by simply telling them to go out, play basketball, and have fun.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And...
Letting Lil’ Lick start in the post
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's just sick
In a good way.
I should call the clearinghouse and see if I have any eligibility left and can walk on…
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be damned but Faith Hill has still got it.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
By it, do you mean
her jumper?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 7:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Also the thigh-high hooker boots to go along with it.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
Follow me on Twitter: @MattLaCasse
by MissouriHawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Also the thigh-high hooker boots to go along with it.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
Follow me on Twitter: @MattLaCasse
by MissouriHawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Amazing abs she's got
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Just got back from CHA. Not a good time at all. This wasn’t even an upset, they were straight up better in basically every fascist of the game except I guess rebounding. It was embarassing to watch. Everything we hated about last year is back: absolutely no ball movement, guys just standing around on offense (go way, Bawinkle, you stupid gimmick player), no one who wants to push the pace, no rotation on defense (how many fucking times they did drive and kick to a wide open guy in the corner? It was open every single time), no one who can consistently penetrate on offense. Basically, we just fucking suck. And, like, I knew that, but somehow we’re even worse than I had tricked myself into expecting. I dunno. If our 3s aren’t falling, we’re just helpless. We’re going to get blown out of the gym in a lot of Big Ten games. I want to be patient with Lick, because it’s a young team, but he’s not making it easy.
On the plus side, Eric May and Cully Payne look like they could be pretty good. I really love May, he’s our best perimeter and post defender at all of 6’4", and probably the most athletic guy on the team. He’s one of the only guys on the team who’s always moving, and is fun to watch.
by NorseHawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:25 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I remember liking Tucker and Gatens at the start of last year
But they looked like ass tonight. Which might not bode well for May and Payne (who I also liked).
And this might be my favorite typo ever:
every fascist of the game
since I’m now imagining Mussolini on the sidelines. Hey, the laughter erases the pain of thinking about Iowa hoops.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 7:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If Mussolini was coaching
I guarantee the cheerleaders would be even hotter and clock management would SHINE.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But everything else would pretty much suck. LOL
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Trains, on time, etc
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 10:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I am bad at the internet
I blame Lickliter
by NorseHawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The analogy is close
but the Italians did finally manage to eke out a victory over the world-renowned Ethiopian army (unlike Iowa) so it kinda breaks down in the end.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 15, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Lick kinda
reminds me of Colorado’s head football coach, Dan Hawkins. Overpaid and Overwhelmed.
Also did Lick not say he thought the team had turned the corner?
Did not Hawkins promise a 9 win season at CU this season?
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 7:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well....
He didn’t really specify what corner. He could’ve meant; turn towards the coroner.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i think he promised 10 wins
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
by tseyb_06 on Nov 15, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the team DOES turn a corner... or two
Walking on the court before they get their asses kicked and walking OFF the court after they get their asses kicked.
I want to emphasize I don’t see any of this at this point being the kids’ fault – its coaching and they “System” (which is starting to feel like some sort of Tony Robbins’ scam).
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
It’s a scam. What else can explain this shenanigans?
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 7:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually,
instead of turn the corner, I think he meant fell of the cliff
by Dip-Shit on Nov 15, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Onto the sharp pointy rocks. Fail.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's ask Congress for a bail-out
Hell, after 700 billion or so it’d be peanuts to buy out Lick’s contract.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If you made a BB team from the FB players...
…would they beat this collection of “talent”? I vote yes. By a lot.
by Nyghtewynd on Nov 15, 2009 7:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i have heard from various sources
and not just stanzi’s statements, that TonyMo is a freak on the court.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you're still top 14 in the BCS...
#13. We’re #14.
http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2009/11/15/1158875/penn-state-14-in-bcs-iowa-13
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 15, 2009 7:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I so respect you guys.
My co #1 favorite team about a micron behind the Hawks.
I have never met a Penn State fan or grad that hasn’t been just an awesome human being. Go kick ass in your bowl game.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
so is it bad
that i’m actually looking forward to ISU bball this year?
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We may have to cheer for them
As much as it pains me to do so.
Actually, I don’t hate ISU except when they’re playing us.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be back in minute - I'm being bitchmade
I have to help the GF make dinner. :-p
Waaaaa.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I even skipped my afternoon run screwing around on here
I was going to hoof 5K or so but its dark, kind of cold and if I run out now she’ll change the fucking locks on me. Thanks for the shits and giggles people. We might as well have fun, its going to be a lonnnnnng basketball season.
Has anyone reserved “firelickliter.com” yet?
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Believe it or not...
www.firelickliter.com redirects to Cyclone Fanatic. I’m not sure what’s more pathetic. Them buying that url or the university buying firealford.com a few years ago.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This makes me appreciate Hawkeye Football even more
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 7:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
x1000000
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Highlight of the game, by the way
Herky apparently knows how to play the drums. He took over for a song, and was pretty good.
No seriously, that was the highlight. Nothing else was even close.
by NorseHawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well, you're still top 14 in the BCS...
#13. We’re #14.
http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2009/11/15/1158875/penn-state-14-in-bcs-iowa-13
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 15, 2009 8:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Double post / laptop battery fail.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 15, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
apparently
it wouldn’t be a successful post if it DIDN’T double post based on what has been going on today
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As bad as our team is, when we make a 3 it should count for 6.
We’d still lose. But not as badly.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's get everyone crazy
Gee maybe Dr. Tom wasn’t so bad after all
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 15, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I was saying this at the fucking time
Honestly, with the way they treated him I almost think the program deserves what it’s become.
by NorseHawk on Nov 15, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you'll find very many Iowa fans
who were in favor of pushing Dr. Tom out for the latest coach du jour back in 1999.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 15, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Make a clean start
Well hell then, bring him back, buy out Sam and let him get some players and get back to Iowa winning some games
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 15, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's really go crazy
Hell Bobby Knight not coaching now that would be wild. ( I need to quit drinking and posting)
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 15, 2009 9:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Because I would not be in favor of bringing back Dr. Tom, nor would any rational fan at this point.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 15, 2009 9:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he'd want to anyway
He farted around at Drake long enough that they felt obligated to hire his kid, but I think he’s pretty happy to just chill, play golf, and generally be beloved by the state of Iowa.
But yeah, he’s not an option now. It sucks that we fucked around with a good thing and pushed him out too early (especially since there’s a decent chance that we’d have Pearl right now if we’d let Davis leave on his own terms), but that’s done.
by NorseHawk on Nov 15, 2009 9:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pearl would be nice
I thought Pearl had left a couple of years before Dr. Tom. I just don’t see Sam being around much longer. Sad thing was I thought he would be a good fit after hair boy. Of course I thought he would be good also. It is amazing what a couple of bad years will do to what you want. We go from wanting to be Big Ten contenders to just wanting to be good again. Well it can and will be turned around. Who knows Sam may still do it. ( there goes the booze again :)
by nwyms Trebek! on Nov 15, 2009 11:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pearl left in '92 (per Wikipedia)
When did Dr. Tom Davis leave?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 15, 2009 11:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He did
However, I think he’d have probably been more inclined to come back if it’d been for the opportunity to replace his mentor. Also, depending on when Dr. Tom decided to leave on his own, we probably could have jumped on him before UT did.
Also why do you call Todd Lickliter Sam?
by NorseHawk on Nov 16, 2009 7:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The only Sam Lickliter I know is a ref
The ref who stole Penn State’s shot at it’s biggest win ever over Cheaney and the #1 Hoosiers in ‘93. PSU (who, of course, was terrible and hadn’t won a game in the conference) was leading by 4 with the clock ticking down, an IU player grabbed a PSU player’s jersey to foul, and Lickliter called an offensive foul. IU won in overtime.
And the Big Ten employed him for another 12 years.
/off rant
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 16, 2009 8:24 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm embarrassed to say I wanted him to leave
What can I say, I was young and reckless, but after years of watching our point guard post up while a 7-footer tried to make an entry pass to him from behind the arc I was ready for something new. Now it seems like a veritable Golden Age…
by Brock Sampson on Nov 15, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
When's the last time Iowa lost an opening exhibition game @ home?
Anyone?
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 8:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This was the first home opener we've lost in 47 years
by NorseHawk on Nov 15, 2009 8:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, this wasn't an exhibition...
this was our first game that counts of the season. So that is in the books for all eternity. Hooray!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 15, 2009 8:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if Barta will call Lickliter in the principal's office tomorrow.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 8:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. Damnnn... that means I was 1 year old!
Last time we lost a home opener (I turned 48 last Thursday).
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 8:56 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
shit
i was still 28 yrs in the making
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 15, 2009 9:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I don't *feel* old
That’s what counts… right?
(stuffing back in hearing aid).
I was in Kinnick seeing us kick Husker ass at the beginning of the ’81 season :D
We have been very lucky the last 30 years in terms of having a decent football program.
Why make a trillion when we could make... billions? ~ Dr. Evil
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 15, 2009 11:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Iowa has a basketball program. Sort of, as in they technically have 5 guys who get on a basketball court with refs and stuff. Who’da thunk it. I could’ve sworn it was just a smoldering crater when Name Redacted left for the high desert.
by hawkdevil on Nov 15, 2009 9:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We're in trouble when...
The announcers said that Lick complained that the schedulers didn’t do the Hawks any favors by scheduling TX-San Antonio and Duquesne as the first two opponents of the season. I wish I were joking. Who does coach want as an opener?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 15, 2009 11:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So I was doing homework & shit all day/evening and missed the game.
So it’s gonna be a good season? We’re pretty much a lock for at least the Sweet 16, right? Sparty’s pretty much fucked, and Brandon Paul is regretting not coming to Iowa?
Right?
by Bucketochicken on Nov 15, 2009 11:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I just looked at the box score for the UTSA game and then looked at this thread
and you know what it reminded me of?
The scene in Batman (the 1989 one with Jack Nicholson as the Joker) after Nicholson falls into the vat of chemicals and the plastic surgeon says “You understand the nerves were completely severed.” as he hands Nicholson a mirror.
Nicholson looks at himself in silence for a moment and then starts laughing and laughing. Then, he smashes the mirror.
That is the state of Iowa Basketball right now. We, the fans, are Nicholson looking into the mirror at this hideous abomination and Lickliter, in a way, is the plastic surgeon explaining that “You understand, the nerves were completely severed, back at Butler, the nerves were still in pretty good shape.” All we can do is laugh. Fortunately, we have some very funny and sarcastic people on BHGP.
by houksyndrome on Nov 16, 2009 12:34 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I remember when Lickliter was hired
there was a nickname poll for him on the old Hawkeye Compulsion site. Maybe it’s time for a repeat now that we’ve seen him in action for a few years? I’d maybe go with “The Todd” like in Scrubs. Then we can ask each other for a “20-point half high five!” and make crude sexual innuendos in lieu of analyzing the games.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 16, 2009 3:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs






















