I have a theory...
I have a theory on Ken O'Keefe's playbook, Ken has a chicken and in the locker room the night before a game he feeds the chicken lots of beer and ground corn he then puts the chicken on a big mat with every offensive play written on it and where the chicken shits is the first play of the game second shit, second play and so on till he has enough plays to fill the playbook for the upcoming game, I will call it "the chicken shit play book". Ken then can blame poor play calling on said chicken. After the play book is full you can faintly hear”Kirk where is Norm and his chicken?” “Ken, Norm doesn’t have a chicken”.
This would also explain why no plays were run in the last minute of the game where the Hawks could have drove down with 2-3 plays and maybe kicked a field goal. Made my fuckin guts hurt.
My hat is off to the whole team they played a hell of a game with so many freshmen playing and so many key players out, we as Hawkeye fans have a LOT to look forward to in the upcoming years!!!
GO HAWKS!!
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Man, I'm not into software development or anything,
but I think your post was an EPIC FAIL… Did you try to post a word doc or something?
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Better,
had to write it down in word until I could post, did turn into a complete fuckup, will do better in future post.
by RockBallsHawk on Nov 14, 2009 8:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think you don't know a lot about football
and I think you play too much NCAA 2009 on Xbox. For me, in the real world, I marvel at how well James Vandenberg was prepared and how well he played. And, I know that if you ask any coach in America would he rather take a freshmen QB in his first start ever at the college level, coming off two interception and a third interception that was inexplicably dropped (and then caught gy his own team) and run the two minute drill with one timeout and 50 or so minutes, into a dime defense that is liccking its chops at the notion of an interception for the win OR take it into overtime with down and distance more comfortable, and knowing you will face a base defense your you ng QB has just down well with (save the horrible throw that should have been intercepted.
I know what that coach will say. Now, go play the game on Xbox until you get the outcome that you like. In the real world, we’ll really measure risk and reward.
Sheesh…if this is what this team is going to hear all week after this performance…sad.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 14, 2009 10:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hear hear.
I didn’t see an offense that was stifled by a lack of innovation or imagination at all. This is just rote bullshit from fans whenever Iowa doesn’t score 40 and/or win. I saw a quarterback growing up really, really quickly in the toughest of conditions, and his position coach—who just so happens to be one Kenneth Danger O’Keefe—deserves a shitload of credit for that.
This fanpost is just plain ridiculous. We’ll not delete it, though; much better to leave it up for ridicule.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 14, 2009 11:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This proves it
beyond a shadow of a doubt, KF AND his staff are the best in the country. They took a kid that had all of what, 3 pass attempts before last week, looked like he’d never seen a defense last week and made him into a very able passer in a week. Granted a lot of credit goes to Vandenberg himself for absorbing his coaching and making the right decisions with the ball, but seriously, the play calls in the first quarter were ideal for setting JV’s confidence. My bet is that when Rick is back healthy, we’ll see a lot less of the crappy first halves that have plagued him all year knowing the JV is standing on the sideline with that cannon for a right arm! Well played today Hawks, keep your heads up and let’s do some Gopher hunting next week!
by Swarley on Nov 15, 2009 12:21 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Read the whole post
I gave props to the whole team (My hat is off to the whole team they played a hell of a game with so many freshmen playing and so many key players out, we as Hawkeye fans have a LOT to look forward to in the upcoming years!!!), I do not have or play any stupid fucking games like madden (FYI I am over 24), I did not damn the team for losing the game, I WAS as many others were, pissed about the time left in the game and sitting down doing nothing, apparently through your infinite wisdom as a collage coach you disagree, thought they did the right thing and pat the coaches on the ass and say “lets get them gophers”.Hindsight is 20/20 but doing nothing with close to a min left on the clock will never garnish respect from the stupid fucking BCS. Sorry if I pissed some of you off no one told me KOK had his kids sign up on BHGP but the play calling all year has been iffy at best.
by RockBallsHawk on Nov 15, 2009 6:25 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
I shouldn't have been so dismissive
your certainly entitled to your opinion…that is the whole point of a blog. I just don’t see it at all the way you do. And you are not alone, talking heads at ESPN, and other major sites are coming down hard on the conservatism showed in those final moments by Tressel and Ferentz. I just have a hard time seeing the job of this whole coaching staff as anything but remarkable last night. The national perception and expection was that Iowa would get blown out. Instead, they played like champion. As for the final minute of regulation, I will never have a problem with Kirk’s (it was Kirk’s, he said it in the post game) decision to wait for overtime. The notion that we were in some superior situation there, much less equal, to me is absurd.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 6:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"will never garnish respect from the stupid fucking BCS."

I do so hope they use chives to garnish their respect next time.
Sorry if I pissed some of you off no one told me KOK had his kids sign up on BHGP
Oooh burn. As far as I know, none of KOK’s kids post on BHGP, but his roommate does.
but the play calling all year has been iffy at best.
This complaint would have more credibility if it came after a game in which KOK hadn’t manage to devise a gameplan for a redshirt freshman making his first career start in the Horseshoe that enabled him to throw for over 230 yards and two touchdowns (numbers which could have been even better if not for some butter-fingered receivers) and keep Iowa far more competitive in the game than anyone imagined. But, you know, he did do that. I thought this was one of his best-called games of the year — unfortunately the offensive execution wasn’t up to that standard. His gameplan and his calls put us in position to score at least 24 points — is he to blame for Stross dropping an easy TD pass? Or for Murray shanking an easy FG? And he did this, again, with a redshirt freshman. Making his first career start. In the Horseshoe. Against a defense that was giving up 11 ppg on average.
There have been (and probably will be more) times to hate on KOK, but using yesterday’s game to try and prop up that argument is pretty weak.
As for the end-of-regulation business… if you want to bitch about someone’s shortcomings there, direct your ire at KF. He was making the decisions there, not KOK.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 9:27 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry for hurting your feelings Ken, good luck with the gophers!
by RockBallsHawk on Nov 15, 2009 9:45 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Sorry for hurting your feelings Ken, good luck with the gophers!
That rapier wit strikes again.
If you’re not interested in having people challenge your views and, you know, have a dialogue, I suggest you go elsewhere. I’m sure there’s no shortage of message boards full of mouthbreathers where you can all wring you hands about what a dumb motherfucker KOK is.
by RossWB on Nov 15, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL settle down
do you also write for Maxim mag I think I recognize some of your dialogue. I am also sure there are plenty of other sites full of people walking in circles dragging their knuckles and pounding on their chest thinking of witty retort to others post.
by RockBallsHawk on Nov 15, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah?
How’d they let you out of there and onto this site?
I keed, I keed.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 16, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, don't you understand?
Of course you don’t because KOK is much smarter than all of us. Waiting out the final minute of the game was setting us up to win in 2011. KOK can’t be bothered with “days of the week” or “calendar years” because he is a football genius on par with John Madden before John Madden went all Muhammed Ali (that is what happened isn’t it- – Madden couldn’t have survived this long if he was truely that stupid all his life).
Anyway, wait for a couple of years, that’s when we will all start to catch up to the play calling from this year’s games. I was clapping at the end of regulation while everyone in the bar made WTF faces. I wouldn’t have minded taking one heave-ho shot at the end, but I can understand putting your 19 year old QB 25 yards from a TD instead of 70 yards. My main problem was that someone should have reminded him to throw it away if he felt pressure. When you start in field goal range you CAN’T go backwards. Oh well, he far exceeded my expectations, and we flush and move forward. We’re looking at a 10-2 season that was thrown together with duct tape and chewing gum. I just hope Norm can keep this stuff up, cause we’ll need his 6 seconds of hell next year.
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Nov 16, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I, as you do not think we were in a superior situation
or equal, we had our back to the wall going into this game, no one knew JV would play better then some (most) seniors, I respect everything that kid did yesterday and the rest of the team for that matter, the “talking heads” and many others are not just pissed because of the conservatism yesterday but in a whole, it has been going on all year, sit on the ball with 4 min left in regulation play hoping to get a first down so you can run the clock out wont work every time quite frankly I am very surprised it worked as much as it did this year. To be recognized as a elite team (IMHO) you have to try to win the game not sit down and hope it plays out the way you want it to. Iowa has a great team and has way more to be proud about then say USCum, Florida and on and on and on, Iowa takes what is know as the weaker of the talent (1-2 star athletes) and turns them into studs, the latter of the teams take the five stars four stars and people marvel at them like they just had a huge accomplishment by winning a NC but when a school like Iowa, NW, Ill, Minn can win 9-10 games and come close to or do beat said teams, that should be marveled at. Once again just my opinion I love my HAWKS!!!
by RockBallsHawk on Nov 15, 2009 7:12 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
we were all upset last night. After some sleep it is hard to be anything but impressed and proud of thier effort.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 15, 2009 8:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hindsight
I’m sure if KF did decide to go for it and JVB happened to throw an INT to set up a game winning field goal in regulation you would be on here saying how stupid it was to have your young QB in his first start throwing into a great defense with little time left. I guarantee the same people who are throwing a fit about not going would be the same to bitch if we did and made a mistake.
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
by Colteyes on Nov 16, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But didn't it feel like we
HAD ALL THE MOMENTUM? That last possession made me feel good and it was just somewhat of a letdown to be conservative. Nobody was surprised at it, but maybe we could have surprised OSU by attacking? Idk, GREAT GAME PLAYED AND COACHED!
P.S. Sorry about post right above this, hit the enter key by accident.
by grillinhawk on Nov 15, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Congrats to the entire team!!!
I, like many other Iowa fans felt like I got kicked in the nuts when we decided to run out the clock in regulation. In theory and on paper I totally agree with the call, but we had the momentum at that point in the game and momentum in sports can be very powerful. With that said I respect KF and KOK for their play calling, they did a masterful job all game. They got the players motivated and got the very best out of them and that was awesome! We have no reason to hang our heads. I am looking foward to seeing us pound the living shit out of the Gophers next week! JV should have a field day picking apart their secondary! GO HAWKS!!!
by jrr18Ha on Nov 15, 2009 9:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I really hate reading "I'm smarter than the coach" memos from people who can't assemble an argument.
That is a very stupid post, RBH. Iowa is playing some of the most interesting, bravest, vertical football I’ve seen from Iowa, and it obviously shook up OSU. We lost not because of the scheme, but because of 5 drops, one 15 yard defensive penalty, one shanked FG, two INTs. One receiver had a career-bad game; our QB has never had to throw over MLBs who run 4.5s; our kicker is a … he’s a kicker, who knows; they caught a break on the penalty on their first drive. But their defense had it’s hands full and KOK prepared and scripted that. That’s why, as JV noted, they completely changed their defensive schemes from the beginning to the end of the game. We’re out there with a couple of 12 year-olds from Iowa as our offensive backfield, and the best defense in the Big Ten — and perhaps, with Alabama, one of the best two in the country — threw out their defensive game plan. And I will add, just as someone who attended the game, I have never (college or pro) been in a facility as intimidating or impressive as their stadium.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
by Bellanca on Nov 16, 2009 10:19 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Great point...
KF really gives the team a sense of calm. I am certain that most teams would have wilted at the site of 100K+…instead, I thought Iowa played its most complete first quarter of the season.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 16, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The whole game
was more complete than I’ve seen all year. Great effort all around Hawks! Now this week KEEP FLOYD IN IC!
by grillinhawk on Nov 16, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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