GAMELIVEBLOGTHREAD PART DEUX: MORE LIKE NO-HIO
Swingin' Dick Stanzi might be on the sidelines, but the dick swingin' shouldn't stop there.
Battle music? Battle music:
Yep yep. Time to take it right to these Ohio State motherfuckers. The Rose Bowl's at stake, and Iowa's one play away from tying it up. Make it happen.
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no huddle, so fuckeyes can't subsititue.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I actually don't mind that idea
Just a little hurry-up to get them off-guard.
'They are who we thought they were!'
What in Kirk Ferentz's career leads you to believe
that wouldn’t be an unmitigated disaster?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
we're hoping for something that F@ckyes havn't seen on film. Podolak wants a reverse.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I vote for DJK
and Wegher both running the opening kick back in the epic-seldom-heard-wet-dream-inducing-automatic-game-winning-touchdown
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
Pass to set up the run
Pass to set up the run.
Pass to set up the run.
Don’t be fucking stupid. Pass to set up the run.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
we gotta stay on the field
longer to set up anything
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I've seen this before
Iowa gets off to a hot start after deferring the kick, gives up a couple of long drives but goes to the half within 10, and comes storming back?

Oh yeah, that game.
(Sorry, RUTS and Rambler. Had to do it.)
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Remind me again
How this kick didn’t get blocked? Look at that…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Angles are playing tricks on you guys
The kick wasn’t anywhere close to being blocked.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Your dick went straight to DVD.
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by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
what was the halftime score of the psu/Iowa game last year?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
13-7
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
this year it was 10-5
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
THAT PASS INTERFERENCE WAS TOTALLY RUBBISH AND STANZI GOT AWAY WITH GROUNDING
/ only half serious
sigh
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
I'm actually more bitter about Jake Kelly against us
Bank shot after bank shot after bank shot after bank shot
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions
Dear god I hate the fade.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Well, usually...

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
With a chance of snow.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions
+1 to ESPN for Cage Against the Elephant for bumper music...
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mat millen has always looked like a cop.
a doughnut eating disaster of a cop just counting the weeks to retirement.
Roll 'Bama Roll: The Champagne of 'Bama Blogs.
Thank you, DJK.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Nice run by AROB to start
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Smart move, Deej.
I’m gonna start calling him Deej like he was DJ Tanner instead of DJ Koulianos.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Nice run
Nice to have A-Rob back, even though I’m pretty sure he’s not even close to 100%
One leg is better than none.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
with the program!
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 4:11 PM CST reply actions
GWTP MOTHERFUCKERS
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
What a great, great pass.
Well done, grasshopper.
As much as I'm not a huge fan of commentary..
I can barely hear shit with that stadium noise.
They are in Ohio.
So Ohio laws apply.
by Black and Gold on Nov 14, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
i would play
hide the corndog with vandenberg’s mom
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 4:12 PM CST up reply actions
VandenMILF
Yeah, I said it.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I was wondering when the School Spirit Whales would show up
And no, I’m not talking about ISU’s cheerleaders.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Dudes, you're distracting James by talking about his hot hot mother like that
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I'm glad I was on the Vandenberg MILF train 10 seconds before everyone else
Trend-setting, bitches
Purdue joke!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions
But the ball is on the 5 yard line?
Oh wait…I get it.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions
East on the mom, guys. Come on.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I was going to tell you that you spelled euphemism wrong but realized I said East for no reason.
So fuck us both.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
Just once
Could we spread the field, THEN run up the middle? Instead of going bunch and running up the middle?
'They are who we thought they were!'
FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU STROSS
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Yes, he dropped it . . . fucking again
but that wasn’t going to be a td anyway.
OK, who paid Stross?
This is Ronnie Harmon-esque
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Trey Stross is clearly trying to make Iowa lose.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Oh, where the fuck was THAT when I needed it last year?
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"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 4:17 PM CST reply actions
This pisses me off in so many different ways
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
Here Here!
Or, is it hear, hear?
Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
by WestPointLion on Nov 14, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
hear hear, i thinl
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
Stop giving plays away to OSU.
They don’t deserve them.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
guess what guys. We can’t afford to piss away points.
I've heard it said
that “the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing, so catch the MFing ball, Stross!” A lot of people leave off the second part of that quote for some reason.
Hate that fucking angle. Just once I'd like to see the kid get a kick from the middle of the field.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Does Mossbrucker have AIDs or what?
What the fuck does Murray have to do to get himself benched? He’s fucking awful.
AIDS
The S is part of the acronym. It’s AutoImmune Deficiency Syndrome. Mossbrucker has AutoImmune Deficiency Syndrome.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Acquired not Auto Immune
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
I thought it was 'Acquired'
Autoimmune Deficiency would mean your immune system was deficient at attacking yourself.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
They've gone too far. Mossbrucker's redshirt is a done deal now.
We’re dancing with the one who brung us, gents.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions
The one who brung us cannot kick
This game is the season, I don’t want it coming down to him, potentially.
And yes this is where someone references the PSU game
He’s not the same guy this year. His mechanics are completely fucked
Pryor is pissed.
Could that be what trips him and he starts going arm punts on us?
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Did my eyes mistake me or did he shove some ball boy around?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 4:20 PM CST up reply actions
He bumped into a sideline helper-outer...
but it was a girl! Pryor picks on girls!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Pryor
Keep bitching. Way to be mature and understand what’s at stake.
'They are who we thought they were!'
Again
Could’ve used this last week.
Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
by WestPointLion on Nov 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
He was never in position to do it
Our o-line may be worse than we thought.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions
Jim Tressel has glass balls.
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"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 4:20 PM CST reply actions
Stay clasy terrelle pryor
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
Ferentz is going to regret not pulling the redshirt off
of Mossbruker….Murray’s confidence was shot three games ago. And I feel if we make last week’s FG things are different.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
And frankly...
the way Ferentz was pacing the sidelines there…he knows it. He also knows that he cannot rely on hiim the rest of the way.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
14-10 without Stross dropps.
We need to stop throwing to him please.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:21 PM CST reply actions
Stross was not in the endzone this time, friendo.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions
We're getting holes to run through, at least.
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But they'll think about the 'collar
for 5 minutes
Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
by WestPointLion on Nov 14, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
Iowa is hurting themselves this half
Gonna be hard to overcome.
'They are who we thought they were!'
REIFF MADNESS
McDouaugh FTW
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Here comes the BANHAMMER
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
I think he just kind of...fell.
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"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions
looked like a dive to me
worth a try though, I guess
He barely got tapped, and he collapsed like Michigan State in October
It was a no-call.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
I think the RE/MAX lady is one of the aliens from V
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Win
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
We just need to get Mandenberg a TD and then I think
we’re fine. The breakthrough….it’s a bitch.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'd like mine with apples please.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
RUTS can get you some
with scrapple
Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
by WestPointLion on Nov 14, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Scrapple is disgusting and delicious.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
In parting,
you need to win this game in the name of all that is honorable, Holy, and sacred. I don’t want to go to bed tonight thinking that we live in a random, chaotic world where good things happen to evil people. GOOD LUCK!
"Never mistake motion for action." - Ernest Hemingway
Eli Manning is unstoppable
is that why the giants have a 4 game losing streak
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 4:29 PM CST reply actions
... and got the largest contract in the NFL.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
CLAYBORN SMASH
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
CLAYBORNMONSTER
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THAT'S FOR THE BALL GIRL YOU ROUGHED UP MOTHER FUCKER!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Good field position
Let’s go down and get the TD we should’ve had a couple times today.
'They are who we thought they were!'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
God damn
When was the last time we had a guy with 8.5 sacks? Mattison’s senior year? Roth?
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Yeah, Mattison
last time we had a guy break double digits was Babineux (I’m not looking up to see if I spelled that right)
He broke double digits
and his girlfriend’s dog’s neck.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 4:33 PM CST up reply actions
ClayBourne!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:32 PM CST reply actions
wow, that would have been a stanziball without Vandenbergs arm
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
What a catch by DJK
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indeed
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
That should be a first down
with the spots fOSU has been getting
'They are who we thought they were!'
Apparently you can continue to try to strip the ball for 30 seconds after the whistle. Good to know.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Time get chompin' on the gum!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:33 PM CST reply actions
In ya mouf.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 4:34 PM CST reply actions
McNutt's in ya mouth!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
MCNUUUUUT!
In your mouth!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:34 PM CST reply actions
mcnutts in yo mouth!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 4:34 PM CST reply actions
YES
NOW FINISH IT. FINISH IT. FINISH IT LIKE YOU ARE SHANG FUCKING TSUNG.
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shitfuckingcockass!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
HELL YES!
MCNUTT
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
Asshole!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions
BOOM!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
MARVINNNNN!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:36 PM CST reply actions
Gotdam
That boy can throw the football.
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mcnutts all fucking day!
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 4:36 PM CST reply actions
Murray splits it like where he licks it!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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GODDAMN WHAT THROW!
It’s even towards the end of the 3rd quarter. I like it.
COME TO PENN STATE THANK YOU.
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by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions
Ahem, that SCHHHTATE, thank you very much
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
When I see that commercial with Paterno...
I’m reminded of the scene in Arrested Development where Tobias is auditioning for a commercial for a boutique firesale and totally overplays it. I wonder if Paterno (like Tobias) was offered a chance to try again, toning it down, but he declined. (I like to think that’s what happened.)
Defense needs to stay disciplined
Pryor is goiing to try to win this game. I expect Tressel to go to a heavy dose of run now.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Tressel
knows that Pryor is unreliable.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
/UT'd
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTE ROCKET.
And buttery soft hands.
it wedged in his shoulder pads.
he never touched it with his hands.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
PENNNNNNNN SHHHHHHHHCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAATEE!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:37 PM CST reply actions
Drinking four beers at a time...
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
Vandy threw that like 100 MPH
McNutt is fucking amazing. Remember when we were all pissed that he was the starter?
It should have been McNutt & DJK, I guess
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:39 PM CST up reply actions
EEEEEE
BEST IOWA HS QB EVER #16 CHUCK LONG KILLED A RABBIT WITH A ROCK SUPER HYPE VICTORY!!!!
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:38 PM CST reply actions
What a throw! What a catch! VandMcNutts in yo mouth bitch!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:38 PM CST reply actions
Raise your hands if you (stupidly) called for
the Wildcat
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I see your cart but where's your horse?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
He is so very good on STs
And so very bad at everything else
Gentlemen?
I’m a Viking fan, so I can say with with authority: We gots us a gunslinger.
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I know, I still hate his fucking guts
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
We're talking about a football player.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't think the slant was gonna work with that coverage...
little did I know that JVB had a cannon!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:40 PM CST reply actions
Somebody put a body on Boom.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Hmm, that fellow was awfully open
Let us not do that again
That happened because Hunter was out
Tarp was WAY out of position.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
He's pretty shifty, as well as fast. We can't get a good hit on him.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Pryor
So he’s faster than our DL. Oh well.
by Big Game Today on Nov 14, 2009 4:43 PM CST up reply actions
Outrunning The Incredible Gulk is not an easy feat.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That was one of the strangest plays I've seen
We got no pressure, their line stood still, and then Clayborn comes through clean. I don’t know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I can haz Clayborn and McNutt on Iowa BB team this year plz?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Well it sorta fit
Pyror was like a four or five star basketball player too
Oh, I really thought Clayborn would make that play.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Do these guys jump around now, or is it the other assholes?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
It is Wisconsin
And, god help me, but Jumping Around is really fun
asshole
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't want to like it!
I like Wisconsin fans in general. They drink heavily and jump around to crappy 90s rap music. I can’t help it.
Agreed.
The entire indiana sideline did that at the end of the 3rd quarter on Halloween…that ended up working out pretty well for us.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
No Iowa doesn't do it
But I cling to my lame high schoolishness and do it too
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
because if it wasn't for the 4th q
we would be like 4-6
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions
It's not that they're bad
It’s that everyone pimps them so much.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions
Tonya Donnelly is kinda hot though.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
OK, it's time for ARMPUNTWIN
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Clayborn is so...fucking...awesome
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
He's like The Miz if The Miz were a football player
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:48 PM CST up reply actions
WWE, but it's the same guy
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Jiminy Christmas AC is good.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
HATE
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Ball game.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
There's 13 minutes left and Vandenberg's looked just fine.
I don’t think this one is quite over.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
They are calling a pretty good game so far...
A-Rob has even gotten it going a little. I think we can get down the field again. But we still need a big play from the D.
I was told there'd be no math.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
No way it is game.
Vandy looks great!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
Yep.
I never thought I would want to punch Sean McDonough in the face.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Nope.
He’s typically one of my favorites.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Sean Mcdonough is a douche
he badmouthed all Iowa fans during the Outback Bowl and essentially said Iowa doesn’t deserve Ferentz and that he should jump to coach the Chiefs. He’s an assclown.
Why are they not allowed to get excited about big plays?
They flipped out on Iowa’s TD too. You guys are ridiculous with this persecution complex.
It was the missed FG that I noticed. He sounded like he'd won the blowjob lottery.
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by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:52 PM CST up reply actions
Also a big play
This is what announcers are supposed to do.
It was a missed FG.
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by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
I know we're down
but this is an epic game, folks.
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Agreed.
It’s just a shame that we’ve left at least 10 points on the field.
Tarp!! WTF.
Out of position on multiple plays.
It's amazing they've gotten so little production
out of someone so talented. Yeah, it’s sour grapes, so what…
We're gonna win this thing!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:52 PM CST reply actions
Hunter out is changing the D.
He’s one of the best tacklers…
Yep
He wasn’t the starter for his coverage. He’s as solid as they get.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
How great would it be if Harold gave that "I'm going to be mudered" line, then jumped on a cheeta and rode it to White Castle?
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D needs to suck it up
33 Tarp out of position on multiple plays—need to have him stick to special teams
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 14, 2009 4:53 PM CST reply actions
Muse is good
if you like bands with no musical range. you’ve heard one of their songs, you’ve heard them all.
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Nov 14, 2009 4:53 PM CST reply actions
Did it look like Sash was being held when Millen was using the telestrator?
Or just a trick of freeze-frame?
Wish he had both wheels. So close...
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions
How huge has AROB been today?
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o-line is playing the game of their lives
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 4:55 PM CST reply actions
Hi. We're Iowa. We fuck you up with the run in the second half.
Nice to meet you, fuckers.
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Please don't start a tip drill, gents.
kthxbye
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Fucking Vandervelde. Again.
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Vandervelde is NWTP.
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catch footballs plz
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I like the USC fans. They seemed nice.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
They look legitimately happy
Big Ten fans look constipated and angry even when their team is way ahead.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
just like his first pick
didn’t get it over the LB
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NW pick
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 4:58 PM CST up reply actions
We need....
Tyler Motherfuckin’ Sash!
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 4:58 PM CST reply actions
The game is not over.
Stop saying that shit.
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are you sure
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 4:59 PM CST up reply actions
well they don't get it in FG range
that’s big
step up D
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Stop them now please.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Shit.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
fucking A
need too pull some magic out of our asses here
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Well, they've been out there a lot and were put in a bad spot.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
They're an excellent rushing team.
Our run defense has been iffy for most of the season… now it’s really getting exploited.
TERRIBLE POSITIONING, AGAIN.
WTF coverage was that?
Not if OSU gets
cheapy 14 points from here….
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Guys
there’s still time. The kid has been playing great. And I just have a feeling something crazy is going to happen. After the pick, if they were going to score, that is exactly how I would want them to. No time off the clock and now we have 12 min to score 14 points.
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 5:01 PM CST reply actions
Not to pick on him but
33 is always out of position…make a fucking play
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 14, 2009 5:02 PM CST reply actions
I blame Murray...
seriously. Two weeks in row points left on field. We are not good enough to do that. And more importantly, THEY have not done that. They have been very efficient.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
DJ to the motherfucking K!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Gotta get a stop on this drive now.
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THanks for not showing a replay, guys!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Mildly.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:04 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, and the mock Zombie Nation from the Iowa fans is so sweet
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I wish I was watching this right now...
But you guys, you’re definitely a good substitute.
by With Ferentz Like These... on Nov 14, 2009 5:04 PM CST reply actions
Defense is like, Fuck, we gotta go back out there already?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
outside of Iowa State
every game has been near epic in one way or another
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Nov 14, 2009 5:05 PM CST reply actions
Eight years in waiting
Couldn’t have come at a better time
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damnit murray
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Murray. notwiththeprogram.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
OH GOD MURRAY
That’s it. Pull the redshirt. This shit has to stop now.
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Sadly, even if we did, we'd still let Murray kick off
Mossbrucker doesn’t have much of a leg. I guess we could let Donahue do it.
wow
kickoff team is fucktarded
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
maybe Mossbucker gave him his AIDS too
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
Murry and Stross
the difference between Pasadena and Orlando
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Nov 14, 2009 5:06 PM CST reply actions
Thanks, didn't want a replay on that one or anything
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Bum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0igkrYz5W4
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Leg, knee maybe, or sick.
/Holly Rowe
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by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Injured at end of 1st hafl
Tarp’s been in there the enire 2nd. And showing why he’s not a starter.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
getting pushed around
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 5:08 PM CST up reply actions
Dear Norm,
You are playing Jim Tressel. He has a lead. He’s gonna run up the middle a whole bunch. Maybe quit playing Cover-2 and put another guy in the box? Just a though.
I will load your box!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Brutal
They aren’t going to stop running it down our throats until we can stop it. And we can’t stop it.
TARP is worthless mind as well play with 10
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 14, 2009 5:08 PM CST reply actions
Stop. And go away.
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 5:09 PM CST up reply actions
Are they seriously not going to even try to show a replay of that?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
?
Replay of what? I left the room for a second.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
personal foul called on someone that no one knew was even on the kickoff team
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 5:10 PM CST up reply actions
if you told me we'd put up 17
I’d love our chances
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Nov 14, 2009 5:09 PM CST reply actions
FML even if we stop them they get 3
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
HUGE PLAY by Clayborn
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Are they calling him Boo? That's nice.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I prefer...
The creepy clown one myself.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
Shank you very much, if you're from Iowa.
/Millen steals my heart
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Or Charles Rogers, or Joey Harrington, or Roy Williams
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
We have our chance...
A Robinson makes a huge difference
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 14, 2009 5:13 PM CST reply actions
as soon as you say that he
tackles himself
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
Um
No, you weren’t’.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
Yes he was.
It doesn’t look like it on your screen, though. SBN thing.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Well that's silly
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
if you refresh you'll see what everyone else does
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
No firsties here, foo.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:14 PM CST up reply actions
THat doesn't help us much.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
jesusfuckingchristmasfuckmylifeihateme
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I'm a retard.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
Offsides OSU
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By us breaking a tackle? Yes.
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by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:16 PM CST up reply actions
FUCK YEAH SANDEMAN
God bless you and your bruised brain.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Hey, here's a non-sequitur
Oregon Ducks fan here. Your blog is a-fucking-mazing, and I’m therefore rooting for the Hawkeyes today (and probably most days)
Carry on.
The Oregon Ducks: Sporting the single best fifth-string running back that college football has ever seen.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I will stun your Buckeyes!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I'm peeing right now.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
Way ahead of you.
I made the wise choice of investing in Depends today. No getting off the couch for me!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 5:18 PM CST up reply actions
I wear pull-ups or I don't wear anything at all.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
I've been watching the game in my bathroom
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 5:19 PM CST up reply actions
Make no mistake, Millen is in out corner.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
HOLY SHIT
McNutt is unstoppable!
The Oregon Ducks: Sporting the single best fifth-string running back that college football has ever seen.
AHHHHHHHHHH
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
McNutts are balls deep in yo mouth!!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I saw that...
and loved it.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
I would like to congratulate Vandy's mother.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
That has to be his sister
She looks like she’s 30!
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
A little old for my liking, but I would still like to take her out for a nice Chinese Dinner.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
30?
if you didn’t know she was Vandenburgs mom you’d guess in the 20s
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
Actually, yeah.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
I love you all so, so much
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I was getting there
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
You can't read!!!
Banned!!!!111
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
Marvin McNutt is absurd
In a different offense, he’d be a future 1st day draft pick. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a more talented Iowa receiver (sorry, Timmy D)
Verklemped?
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by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
You smell somethin' Rabbit?
sniff sniff
Fear.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
WE NEED A TURNOVER PLEASE I Don't ask for much as an Iowa fan
I’m willing to put up with a pathetic basketball squad…just give me one turnover
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 14, 2009 5:22 PM CST reply actions
Murray got it in between the white lines that time
good for him
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Be nice if the ESPN scoreboard would update it
they’re apparently in denial. 28-21 there.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
Info came from Brooks, of SportsbyBrooks on Twitter.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 5:26 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, I assumed you were kidding
that is too bizarre to be true.
by Black and Gold on Nov 14, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
Please someone kill him.
kthxbye
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
OSU hasn't been to the Rose Bowl since 1996
Because they had to settle for the nat’l title game. Boo hoo. Poor tOSU.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
Why are they not hurrying?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Because that would involve throwing near Tyler Sash
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I don't know what that means.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
Nice play by Prater
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They are not going to leave us any time
This drive is it.
Somebody forgot to hold up four fingers in front of Tressel
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
as am I
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 5:27 PM CST up reply actions
tresselfied
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I can't believe what OSU is doing
How do you not call timeout the moment his knee touches the ground?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Wait, what?? They're wanting us to have the ball last?
Has Tressel seen us this year? I don’t get it.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Sup Party People!
Hawkeyes doin it!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
ROSE BOWLSBY is looking good
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awesome!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I am wrong about stuff a lot
And glad for it.
My heart is looking like a Warner Bros. Cartoon right now.
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This is awesome.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 5:28 PM CST reply actions
Tressel is a fucking cunt.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Say Keokuk again motherfucker!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I've never been a bigger Hawks fan
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
That was pathetic
Tressel should be fired for this last quarter alone
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However this turns out
that was totally gutless.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 5:29 PM CST up reply actions
Both of them
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed
Didn’t think I’d see the same thing from us.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
their punter sucks
uncharacteristically
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
doable totally for this kid
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
KF wearing a sweatervest?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Oh dear.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Maybe.
And that’s why Kirk wasn’t risking shit.
Guess we're willing to wait. Why did we call that fucking TO then????
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I booed initially...
then I remembered we have Murray.
At least take a shot to get into range
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
Guess you got to be weary of the mistake from the young guy....
he DID have two bad plays in that last drive.
OSU's been a bad red zone team and has a new kicker
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by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 5:31 PM CST reply actions
Has he not watched this team this year or what?
I don’t fucking get it.
Hate that, but it's nice to be in OT, so let's move on.
0-0, boyos.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
With the way that are running on us....
I really think they should have taken the shot. But we do have 2 INTs and two just misses.
I don't like that.
All the momentum is on your side. Everything is breaking your way. You need 40 yards for a chance to win, and you let it go? Really?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I would have at least tried a Hail Mary there
But can’t argue with OT. Let’s Go Hawks!!!
'They are who we thought they were!'
Not smart, SAFE call
If it works, then MAZEL TOV.
If not, then it was the wrong call
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
I agree
I’m willing to take our chances in OT
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I wonder if that decision was made after the punt.
If we’d gotten the ball a little closer, maybe we go for it.
Still not crazy about it.
OT!?! IT'S LIKE OUT OF A MOVIE
All that’s missing is a VB Bomb to McNutt for six
you play for OT at home not on the road
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 14, 2009 5:33 PM CST reply actions
Am I the only one that has Alec Guiness running through their head
Kirk, it is your destiny.
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 5:34 PM CST reply actions
I can't feel my face.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Sober.
First game all year.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
First Saturday all year, I suppose.
Don’t you judge me!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions
Same.
even if I was drinking, I think my adrenaline is too high for me to get buzzed.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
I drink mouthwash. Works every time. Also, fresh breath is my life.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:38 PM CST up reply actions
Survive the first, win in the second
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Oh dear.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
sigh
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I think we'll take that turnover now.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I'd be ok with that.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'll second that
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
That was the opposite of what I wanted.
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That was awful
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
game
sorry boys. it’s hard to go out so with such an anticlimax.
Shut the fuck up.
We havent’ lost yet.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 5:40 PM CST up reply actions
Can't allow a first down now.
And they have Terrelle Pryor, so, shit.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
We played so well
In the 4th quarter and then we just threw up all over ourselves in OT.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
OK, their kicker needs help
Make a stop
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Hawks can do the same thing
Knock them back out of FG range
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
brutus fans booing tresselball
Love it!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
40 yd FG down the middle?
Seems like AC will just block that weak shit.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
AC, please!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions
ah well
I hope somebody asks Kirk why he didn’t even try to win in regulation this week
It never gets to be easy
Well well well.
Tressel, sorry I called you a cunt, since our coach is a cunt too.
Good game you insufferable bastards.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
O'Keefe needs to stop the long stretch run
It hasn’t worked
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It works if...
Your RB is a blazer which Robinson is not. Hampton…yes.
Two gut punch losses in a row.
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What are the chances
Iowa ends up in the BCS anyway if they win next week?
'They are who we thought they were!'
zero
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
Really?
After that performance? They still have a good chance.
We lost.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Not great.
Too many good 1-loss teams out there.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That'll do you right.
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by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
Or Stross... grumblegrumblegrumble.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:45 PM CST up reply actions
Wherever we go
it’s really going to be because of what happened last week, not this week.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
bummer, lads
What a freakin effort. Really, really unlucky there in the end.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Speechless
Just have no idea what to say about this one.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
With great joy comes
great pain. I feel for Kirk. He sprinted off the field. I know he is just gutted. I thought we would get this one. That coin flip killed us.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I don't blame the coin flip
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
That AND the play calling afterwards
First down, not bad
Second down, long-developing stretch play, big loss.
Third down was almost pre-ordained.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If you put yourself at the mercy of a coin flip, you can't possibly feel gutted.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:48 PM CST up reply actions
Is this a joke?
Are you fucking kidding me…two time outs and 50 secs left on the 35 yard line…rose bowl on the line..and you play for OT?
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 14, 2009 5:47 PM CST reply actions
Only 1 Time Out
we used our 2nd to stock the block before the punt.
I don't know what that means, but we had 2 timeouts when we got the ball.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions
Are you sure?
I thought Iowa only had 1. Anyone with tivo able to confirm?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Millen said we had 2. I have it Tivo'd, I'll go check.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:51 PM CST up reply actions
We only had 1 left
Had 2, called one to stop the clock after OSU was stuffed and make them punt (had used the 1st TO in the 3rd quarter inside the redzone that resulted in the Murray miss).
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
It wasn't Millen, it was the other guy.
He said, “Kirk Ferentz uses his first timeout!” When we called a TO after OSU’s 3rd down.
So, we had 1 TO when we got the ball back. Regardless, I wish we would have tried to win.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not positive
But i’m pretty sure we only had 1 timeout when we got the ball back. Please go back and look.
only a fool would have thrown the ball all over the place there
they knew what was coming. All our positive yardage today was agianst base defense. Don’t be a fool.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
We only had one. Used one early when the play clock ran down and one when they got fourth down.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
with tressel being so conservative
whats the risk in throwing down the field a couple times at the end of regulation? an armpunt will just get the clock run out again by OSU
The only thing that could make my eyes stop bleeding is a Florida loss coupled with a Bama loss.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
can't complain too much about playing for OT
trying to go 50 yards with a freshman QB is comparable (lower) probability to letting our D win in OT. Unfortunately …
I will not stew over this one.
Seriously, we did everythinig that could be asked of us. And for the record, I would have played for overtime too. IN that situation Ohio State KNOWS we are going to throw and that is a recipe for disaster. Anyone who thinks we should have gone for it there with a FG kicker whose shot, is INSANE.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I agree in that I'm not going to stew over this one
But the playcalling after the punt through overtime just wasn’t to my liking.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If you can't trust your QB not to throw a game-losing INT
then he shouldn’t be your QB.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
whatever
you’re just looking for someone to blame
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
We all react differently to these things
Not saying we would have won if we’d taken a shot; simply saying we should have taken that shot.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Agree
Had momentum on our side. On 1st should have tried a pass for about 15-20 yds. Then see what happens.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Here is the best argument...
for not puckering up late in the 4th and in OT:
It could have been a win in the shoe versus OSU. That doesn’t come by often. You have to TAKE it.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 14, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
What if you don't have any QBs you trust in that situation?
Just run a wildcat?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Then you're fucked anyway.
The attitude of “they know we’ll pass, so let’s not pass” is a great way to end up in exactly the position we’re in now.
That said, what a game, and what a team. To take OSU to OT, on the road, after being down 14 … proud to be a Hawkeye.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Then I'm insane
Take a shot. Maybe it bites you, but we haven’t been consistent enough to trust any sort of a prolonged OT. Put some pressure on them.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
u r drunk
Why would you not try to win? By going to OT and running the ball on both 1st and 2nd down, we were going to try and win with our kicker anyway.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
Stop throwing facts in my face. I will never be OK with what we did at the end of regulation.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I agree for the most part....
I would have liked to see one pass attempt but we had the momentum going into OT we just ran four consecutive poor plays. Defense did their job we just didn’t get the breaks. Really needed a turnover somewhere in this game.
I can't believe we were so close
with a -3 TO margin (really -2 since that the last INT came on the last play of OT) and the points we left on the field (dropped TD pass, missed FG).
thank Tressel
he could have gone for the kill twice and did not.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'm not ectastic...
But I am proud as shit since no one gave them a chance in hell…
I would not be surprised
with a solid win next week…for us to get a BCS bid.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Kind of depends
On how all the non-BCS undefeateds do. If more than 1 gets in, then we don’t. If not, I like our odds.
But this still hurts.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
All things considered
If you told me 9-2 at this point at the beginning of the season, i’d be ecstatic. Still think if Iowa wins next week they have a decent shot at a BCS bowl. And the Cap One isn’t a bad consolation prize.
'They are who we thought they were!'
I feel ...
So sick to my stomach right now …
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 5:52 PM CST reply actions
on Robinsons run #39 missed a block badly
if he makes it, Robinson probably gets 15 yards. Go look at that on replay. I have TiVOd it twice. It is such a bad block…it killed us.
I admire KOK for throwing a play action on first down too. That was totally the right call…they just played great D there.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Since halftime last week I've been totally fine with facing LSU or Auburn in the Cap One Bowl
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
fucking a
God. The game was a fucking Old Testament battle. And OSU just out-conservative’d Iowa. Ugh. Ugh. I feel sick.
Am I ever gonna see Iowa in a Rose Bowl?
Yes
Next year. You will beat Ohio State next year. And probably us.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 5:54 PM CST up reply actions
Next year?
Most everyone back, tough teams at home. Sets up nicely.
'They are who we thought they were!'
What will be analyzed are
Murray missed FG, Stross drops, Vandenberg taking sack…which was really a killer.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Vandenberg impressed the hell out of me tonight
You’re the better team in my book. I’m not looking forward to playing this guy in the future.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
I'm with you on that one, brother
We can commence being very scared.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I don't agree with the call at the end, but it's close.
But I am damn proud of this team. Everyone — the writers here included — wrote them off this week and they played the game of the year.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
uh...I listed 10 reasons we would win
you might recall.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Well friends,
I’m going to go get absoutely fucking shit-canned drunk.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
One thing is for sure
we have to absolutely stomp the Gophers if we want any shot at that BCS coin.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
If Iowa plays this well next week
that win ought to be pretty easy.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I really hope they don't let this loss linger.
Minnesota isn’t very good, but we’re not good enough to sleepwalk through a game and expect to win.
Good Point
I don’t think they will. I was more concerned that the loss to NWU and no Stanzi would hurt us against OSU. They’re going to want to come out next week and destroy some people.
V-berg did great.
In the end, his stat line read 3 picks. Which, the last one, y’know, you don’t want to count against him, but then again, he escaped one on the Moeaki luckfest.
I don’t know if there’s gonna be a QB controversy. I mean, there will be amongst Hawkeye fans, but I’m talking about within the team.
honestly
his play today and assuming he plays well next week. Will have one of two possible effects. It will either make Stanzi a better QB or create havoc with fans everytime Stanzi stubs his toe.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Team loves Stanzi, I doubt it
I’m not going to lie though, the first time Stanzi throws one of his ridiculous pick-6s, Vandenberg’s performance in this game is going to be running through my mind
He played great today...
but then so did Stanzi about a year ago against PSU. Nothing definitely seen but we would all be singing his praises had he pulled this one out.
also
I have to wonder if Stanzi had been around (which would have changed the entirety of the game and maybe not have left us in that position), would Kirk have let him try to lead us down the field with 59 secs.
that's different. the guy has done four last second drives and
scored on three of them.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
thanks for putting up with my rants everyone
I’m going to drive around and listen to Hawkeye fans talk about moral victories and being happy with a 9-2 record…
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 14, 2009 5:58 PM CST reply actions
Dude...this will help
This game is the beginning of next season. This team is special and will peak next year. You know we have stolen games this year. THe UNI game is the greatest theft in Iowa football history. MSU…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Who coached Vandy? Was it O'Keefe?
Somone give that man a medal.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 6:00 PM CST up reply actions
Don't start that shit.
Nobody’s happy that Iowa lost. But there were encouraging aspects of today’s game. If that’s too much nuance for you, then that’s your problem, not everybody else’s.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
"encouraging aspects"
That is a hell of an understatement.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 6:01 PM CST up reply actions
We played miraculously today
and we should send a thank you note to Jim Tressel who did everything he could to keep us in it.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He continued his war against
offensive football.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Let's run it up the middle!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
I kinda agree
I mean, you guys are right that this is encouraging in the long run and we should be proud of the team. But it’s way too fucking painful to think about that right now. This is not the time for rational thought.
Hang on. No one is fucking happy about this.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
I'm so proud our our guys...
But I just feel … like …
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 5:58 PM CST reply actions
There really is no reason to hanf a head here
we are probably really a 9-2 team. How we got here is hurful but this team will peak next year. The bowl game will the be launching pad. We’ll finally be favord in our bowl.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
As I said last week
knowing that we’ll be healthy and have another month of practice, I wouldn’t want to face this team in a bowl
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
True
Our guys gave every bit of what they had. Every bit. That W belongs to us.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 6:02 PM CST up reply actions
having a poop?
We should be proud.
Fuck you, we’re Iowa.
I'd lovve to play them
today proved to me…we can play with anyone.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
You know what else sucks? Jesse Palmer was right about us. I hate him more now.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Alright I need to get my mind off this loss.
Someone talk BCS with me. Assuming no craziness in the conference championship game we will probably see SEC and Texas in the MNC. 10 Positions remain. SEC will get another with the loser of the championship, Ga Tech gets ACC, Cincy gets big east, Only one team goes from the PAC-10 mess, Ohio State from the big ten (I think I’m going to be sick). That leaves 5 at large bids. Two spots go to Boise and TCU baring a major upsets. 3 spots left. Who gets them?
It would be very surprising for a 10-2 Iowa team not to get a bid.
Very surprising.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
we have a helluva chance if we win next week
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Wouldn't it be nice to pound the dogpiss out of Minny...?
Again?
If we can put up 24 points on tOSU in their own crib, with a freshman QB starting his first game… well, my pants get tight thinking about what might happen next week. IF we don’t get back into our bad habit of playing down to our competition.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
It looks that way....
gets its time to gear up for Minnesota. We got a few guys health this week and they made a difference. Lets see if we can keep it all together.
For starters, it's presumptuous to call us 10-2.
I just feel like the computers are out of love with us and our rank will drop precipitously this week.
I don’t see us in the BCS.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't call us 10-2.
I said a 10-2 Iowa team would likely get a bid. Arizona, Penn State, Wisconsin, and (ugh) Iowa State are all helping us out, too.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
I'm looking at the ranking though and a lot of the teams in the middle took a step back.
15 Houston, (Maybe 16 Utah) Arizona is looking to jump up but if they get there they will knock out 13 oregon. next three teams are penn state, OK St, and Wisky. Do they jump us?
I would not be surprised if they lose to Cincy and WVU
They haven’t played anyone yet outside of an OK SOuth Florida team
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
It's amazing the hype Pitt will get for this
Scheduleing ND was brilliant on their part.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
Does that help or hurt us?
Like everyone, I have no fucking clue how the BCS really works. I always thought having the teams you beat win helps you (at least until they jump you). It’d be pretty damn annoying for Wisconsin or PSU to jump us.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
PSU will not jump you
At least I hope not. I don’t know if we could even beat LSU
Anyway, you played far better than we did against Ohio state
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
KOK's offense looks very different
with an accurate QB. It looks very difficult. With a healthy running game? Holy shit.
by the way DJK better be first or second team ALL BIG TEN
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
he's the real deal
this RB battle next year will be silly. We have to find ways for aall those guys to get touched. Wegher begs to be used creatively.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Ha, With the way we go through RBs? Child, please.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
Jewel and A-Rob
with Wegher as a slot WR/3rd down back?
sick
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions
@Stoops
We have to find ways for aall those guys to get touched. Wegher begs to be used creatively.
Wegher just transferred after reading that, you sicko.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 14, 2009 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
Gross
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
Vandenberg is Laserman
That first dropped TD was a BEAUTIFUL throw under pressure.
I think we have a QB controversy now…
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 6:11 PM CST up reply actions
No, we don't.
Stanzi is still the starter. Vandenberg is good, but he’s not as good as Stanzi yet.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
there is no controversy on this staff or the team
fans? well….
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
to Kirk...god yes.
we didn’t see any freakin Wildcat today. I think Kirk has made just one bad decision this year. He should have ripped the redshirt off of Mossbrucker. This season was too important.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I don't know about that, necessarily.
When would he have come in? Murray had no other FG opportunities after the missed FG. I’m not even sure Mossbrucker would have been doing kickoffs even if we had pulled his redshirt, he wouldn’t have prevented that kick OOB.
And, man, even if there had been a situation for him… talk about throwing a kid into the fire. That would have been tough.
... the fucking kick OOB... I'd forgotten that....
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
I've been a bit uneasy about Murray
since the MSU game where he had the three line-drives that barely got over the crossbar. I don’t think I would have pulled him but you could see he has been out of sorts for a while.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
three weeks ago
I’m on record for asking that he bring Mossbrucker in for Indiana. I saw then that murray’s technique had gone to shit. Whatever now.
The good news is…we have a pipeline…I think we are back for while as a program. Which is really. really nice. I also think we have Ferentz for good. I don’t think there is a stop for him after Iowa now.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
but, that's a small issue
I am over the moon with Ferentz. He’s allowed to make this sort of call as there may be more to it than meets the eye. i just know Murray hurt us this week and last. and I saw it coming.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
OPW, I should've qualified that.
I agree with you – that’s assuming Stanzi comes back 100%. Ankle injuries are screwy… I certainly don’t think Moeaki is the same player he was before his ankle got blowed up real good. :(
But I like what I see. If he’d thrown away the ball on that sack… at least Murray could’ve had a shot, even if it was long-range.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
Ankle injuries...
definitely impact a tight end more than a quarterback. I get what you’re saying, but I don’t think that will be a huge deal for Stanzi.
Stanzi just needs to focus on not throwing so many fucking interceptions.
It's the plant foot too. For a guy who already soars the ball, it could be tricky for a long time.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, glad we're not playing in the Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl*
Actual bowl game
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:31 PM CST up reply actions
If Stanzi isn't right they can definately go with Vandy
and probably should
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
Was Stross injured/benched?
I don’t remember seeing him after the drop in the 3rd quarter, but I did see Davis in there a couple times in the second half. Were those just four-wide sets and I wasn’t paying close enough attention?
benched
his head wasn’t screwed on after third drop
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He killed us
as did Murray. We had a chance to be out front 17-10…that could have changed everything.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
That's what I thought too. My buddy was at the game
and said “he was not injured but did not return after he got the WR coach’s foot up his ass”. I guess he got hooked pretty violently.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
he wasn't using his fucking hands
he was afriad of Mandenberg’s ball
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I hate the excuse "Vandy throws harder than Stanzi" too. I mean, sure he throws a good ball,
but he’s no Jay Cutler. He just simply couldn’t make a play. Coaches did him a favor by pulling him.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
Agreed
He was not in mental condition to be on the field.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Al Michaels would say
“he’s out with an ass”
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Leaving him out there after that third drop
would have been like playing 11-on-10. He had a dreadful day. For his sake, I hope he flushes it and has a decent Senior Day next week. (And I really really hope the students don’t boo him.)
I might pipe an e-mail off to the Daily Iowan...
see if someone will write a commentary about it. That would be just awful if they did but right now I think I see them doing exactly that.
No shit. What they did 2 years ago was horrible.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:19 PM CST up reply actions
I think it is in the NCAA rulebook
that we have to field an inexplicably fast white wide receiver. So, he’s gotta come back or else we probably have to forfeit.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
We have Sandeman, too.
We’re good.
Beyond that… yeesh. The recruiting has really fallen down on the job in that category for the last few years.
Pride of City High Benny Evans is still on the roster
White Burner
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
I still can't get over DJK
he comes back…thanks Jesus. McNutt comes back and he has become a monster.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Okay...i need to hit the showers. I smell like a French whore
…I was literally shaking in the overtime. It was fun. I just hope we don’t lose to Minny. I can’t take that. And if we get invited to a BCS then alls well that ends well.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Weekend Non-Football Palate Cleansing Programming Note
UFC on Spike tonight starting in 45 minutes. Great fights for free. There will be blood.
Tomorrow night WWII in HD on History Channel. It will be amazing. Like Band of Brothers, only without David Schwimmer.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I'd normally go to the bar and watch boxing too, but I can watch this home for free.
Besides, I have HBO so the boxing will be on next week anyway.
Oh yeah, January Jones is on SNL tonight too. Yum.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions
Hey man David Schwimmer was only in one episode
And he was actually kinda awesome in it.
He was in 3. And he was horrible, as per usual.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
The character was unlikeable
Thus, Schwimmer was perfect.
I kinda wish Winters would have just fragged him
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Nov 14, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
He was OK in NYPD Blue. I mean, in the episode where he tries to go vigilante and gets shot in the face.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
Yes, he was unlikeable.
And it is funny and a little sad when he gets “promoted” out of being commander.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 14, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions
My wife would choke hold me if I turned the TV back on
I’ll assume you’re all single…even if you’re not.
I feel for Kirk…that is the most emotional I have ever seen him after a game. I hope he’s okay.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Ball and chain is gone for the night.
If he’s emotional, seems like regret.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:21 PM CST up reply actions
My GF is giving me dirty looks
And I’m fixing her iPod right now. :-p
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Euphemism?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, these Saturdays destroy any negotiating power I might have amassed during the week.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
That's assuming you had any in the first place, dude.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Good point.
At least I had the illusion of it. Now even that’s gone.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
If Vandenburg throws a pick with a minute left we probably lose the game. If he throws a pick in OT we probably lose the game.
The staff put the ball in his hands all night to win the game and then they don’t let him finish the deal.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
Vandenberg*
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Nov 14, 2009 6:18 PM CST up reply actions
You'll learn...
I’’ll make it simple though. OSU was in a dime at the end of the game. They are in base in overtime. That difference…IS FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Okay…bye
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
There’s really no reason to be so condescending stoops, I played/been watching football for long enough to know that OSU was in the dime. Was OSU in base the whole time they were trying to stop our 4th quarter comeback?
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Nov 14, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions
Let's not turn on each other. I don't want this to look like mgo.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 6:23 PM CST up reply actions
The difference between the last 50 seconds and OT....
…..is that in OT our defense is on the field, a defense that wins games for us.
I think that’s the difference: on our own 35 with 50 seconds left with a freshman QB in Ohio stadium against OSU’s defense, the odds weren’t to KF’s liking.
Even up, our offense against theirs, our defense against theirs, and our kicker against theirs, he liked the odds better.
I understand the decision completely. I won’t second-guess it only because it didn’t work out.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
That’s assuming of course, that Jimmy V turns the ball over. I say give him a shot to win the game.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Nov 14, 2009 6:39 PM CST up reply actions
GUYS
Our WRs outplayed OSU’s. Even with Trey Stross’s brain having a miscarriage every time the ball came towards him. McNutt and DJK played fantastic.
Do you understand that IOWA’s wide receivers
outplayed
OHIO STATE’s.
Iowa, who has had the worst fucking receivers in the Big 10 since, like, 2003? 04?
Man, we picked up that Michigan WR coach, and that was a fucking steal. Holy shit.
The way I see it, OSU is still killing us at RB. They just get grade A backs. Heron turned a corner for a TD that no Iowa back could have. And then they have Saine. But WR? We were better than them. QB, you know, they get #1 recruits there too, but Pryor hasn’t been as effective as they had hoped. Stanziberg are in the performance ballpark, even with interceptions. And our D, we are very close to them, with lesser-ranked recruits.
Tressel is gonna have to change something because his era of absolute dominance is getting stretched pretty thin.
If our O-Line ever...
plays up to its above-average potential (they don’t have to play awesome, just well), then we win these damn games (OSU, NW).
But, they still pick times not to block, and it has gotten one QB killed, and it came pretty close to losing us the game in that OT.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Nov 14, 2009 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
yeah but
our O-Line has taken blows too. Even though Reiff played earlier in the year—I mean, he has enough experience—the line’s membership has been rotating a lot. Hard to establish consistency. I dunno. I don’t think you can expect an O-Line to play perfectly all the time. Unfortunate that the screw-ups have been in big spots.
the Robinson loss in OT was
our FBs missed block. I have TIVO. He was going to get 15 yards if Morse makes his block. He whiffed. Totally and his guy made the tackle. The O-line was great today. James had a lot of time on obvious passing downs.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
over 1,200 on this thread
no new thread yet so you all are invited over to SB in the meantime.
http://www.stampedeblue.com/2009/11/14/1157548/cfb-2-late-night-open-thread
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by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
OFFICIALLY SANCTIONED NEW THREAD
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/11/14/1157538/27-24-ferentzs-lament
Nice work on this one, guys.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I have been on the phone with my family and friends for the last hour
I don’t know what has been said on here, but here’s what I think:
1. We didn’t deserve to lose. They made the least mistakes, and they did what Tressel’s teams always do: win any way possible.
2. The future is fucking bright. A week and a year from now they are in Kinnick, and as my friend Brian says “70,000 in Kinnick is much scarier than 100,000 in Columbus.”
3. They grow the grapefruits big in Keokuk. James Vandenberg was a man today. ‘Nuff said.
4. How beautiful was this: Tressell has a sophomore QB that is “the playmaker of the Big 10” and it was obvious from the jump that he wanted the ball no where near his hands when the game was on the line. Captain Kirk had a redshirt frosh making his first start and said “Here you go kid. This is your team.” I think we can agree whose offense was better for their coach’s attitude today."
5. Any other year, the prospect of 10-2 and the Cap One Bowl against an inferior (yeah I said it) SEC opponent is a dream. I wouldn’t want to be a head coach playing within 100 miles of a game Iowa was playing in if I was anybody except KF in the year 2010, what about you?
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 7:04 PM CST reply actions

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