LIVEGAMESUPEROPENTHREAD: NO EASY WAY OUT
There's no shortcut home.
Apollo Creed died in the last fight. Balboa comes off the bench to defend his honor. He's been running through snow, climbing mountains, living in a barn in Siberia. He's ready, and not even the Soviets' technological superiority in genetics and workout equipment (or, in this case, handing out cars) can stop him.
Comments below. You know the rules. It's time to slay Drago.
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OK let's go.
Close game, just keep it close. that’s my motto.
by everloyal on Nov 14, 2009 2:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The tanks lose, by the way

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2009 2:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to fire cell phones into the ground from bomber planes.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Let me be the first to say
Aint no cover-all wearin, corn and soy bean farmin’, Tom Arnold-Barr lovin, James Vander Beek startin’, pig shit smellin’ farmboys gonna take our crown in our house. Good luck Iowa, here’s to a great game!
by BuckIball on Nov 14, 2009 2:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, we're Iowa
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Teh Funny...
I do not think you know what it is.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wegher has some sort of rib injury. according to the radio cast, Dolph says he is NOT
on the field for pre-game.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
oh yay
PakiDrives and Morse as the singleback sets.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Morehouse updates, part deux:
They’re getting Wegher prepped to play, PAKIBOMB is running with the first team during 7-on-7 drills.
I’m going to my bomb shelter now.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
whiskey at the ready, sir!
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Robinson is your starter
So there’s that. Wegher is working with rib and wrist injuries.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If A-Rob
Can handle the majority of the workload with Wehger spelling him for a play/series here and there, it may not be a huge issue.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Word is that Brad Rogers is working with the second team.
Also, if he scores a touchdown today, you cannot stop me from calling him BRADICAL.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nor would we want to.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you'd hate to burn his redshirt...it's worth it for the big road win.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you hate to burn his redshit?
They can redshirt him again next year when we will have 900 sophomore tailbacks anyway. I do not understand this argument at all.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
....

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Minnesota wins by 3.
The Jackrabbits are pesky.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They beat UNI earlier in the season.
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Nov 14, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Purdue makes a 49 yarder to tie
Then MSU runs the kickoff back to the Purdue 10
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2009 2:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Was that really an interception in the Illinois game?
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 2:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's Illinois, so it's almost certainly an interception.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
zooker = FIRED
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hilariously, probably not
They don’t have the money to buy him out.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
They’ve already said he is back next year. Besides the money, Illinois is already looking for a new President and a bunch of trustees due to an admissions scandal.
Football is not on the front burner.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 14, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's an interception that cinched the game for jNWU.
So… bittersweet feelings there.
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 2:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kill. KILLLLLLLLL.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 2:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Splain to me
How we score 15 against MSU but Purdon’t and the goofers put up 35+ on them
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Our offense is bad.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
In a not at all related story
I am completely terrified of this OSU game
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's just football
I’ve given up trying to figure out how that stuff happens. As long as Iowa scores more than the other guy, it’s all gravy.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 14, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Purdue at their own 14, down 3 with 1:45 and no timeouts, btw.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 2:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
How did Valentine not get that?
Huge drop. Nice play by the DB, but huge drop.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
At midfield. 0:49 to go
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This better not go OT
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 14, 2009 2:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Are you somewhere where the Iowa game is going to be on ESPN rather than ABC?
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN in KC, since they must show Huskers @ Jayhawks under penalty of death.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in Sedalia...
and suffering the same fate as you. Fuck Big XII Country.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in the Rocky Mountains
It’s on ESPN here
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I was
saw it on the deuce and assumed. I see it on ABC now.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good Lord
That coverage map just gave me a heart attack. For a split second I thought I was getting stuck with the UNC game.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
they’d have to delay the iowa game for a month and stanzi will play. wishful thinking i think not
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Afternoon, little brother
Go Hawks
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
why hello big brother
i unfortunately not get to watch the whole thing because i’m going to go watch the Stampede game tonight.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No worries
That was pretty worthless. I wanted to see them try the kick.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I just want a good game
Is that asking for too much?
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Good thing they flagged Elliot there
kid’s gotta learn that when you lose a close game you really need, you can’t show a modicum of emotion or society will collapse.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's a dumb flag.
Meaningless, but stupid nonetheless.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Since when does sportsmanship equate to not giving a shit?
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
lol Purdue
Bowl quest ends with Elliot tripping over his own feet. It was actually kinda sad.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:27 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Check out Vandenberg
FUCK HE LOOKS GOOD!
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
No, that's TV's Jon Hamm. Vandenberg is over there...
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not Big Ten-related, but...
So apparently “tackle Dexter McCluster” wasn’t in the defensive gameplan for the Vols? What is Monte Kiffin getting paid $1.5M for , agian?
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bringing the firearms.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Their defense is pretty good most of their time!
Many, many people have failed at tackling Dexter McCluster over the last couple years. He’s ridiculous. Houston Nutt should be fired for taking so long to realize that he should be lined up at RB and getting the ball regularly.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, I know.
Kiffin’s brilliant and his defenses did a great job of shutting down a lot of other teams.
But 287 yards and 4 TDs kinda jumps out at you.
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Bloody Mary... check
Whiskey bottle close by… check
Game on tv… check
Computer on lap ready to type swear words… check
Stereo cued to Fight Song… check
Big Ten Title… 3 hours away
GO HAWKS
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 2:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Um
This game is on ABC, right? Why the FUCK AM I SEEING MIAMI AND FUCKING NORTH CAROLINA?!!?!??
by TAMPAHAWK on Nov 14, 2009 2:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
If you're in Tampa, turn on ESPN.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Awwww shit
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Flip it to ESPN
You’ll be good.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Check ESPN2
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No cable.
Off to Fergs Sports bar! Thought I’d be able to stay and chat, guess not. Well this fucking blows
by TAMPAHAWK on Nov 14, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No one is there to fix deine cable?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You can imagine where it goes from here...
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I’m on ESPN overflow. No HD. But, have muted already.
by txhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
While I do love Bob Seger
“Silver Bullet D” is gay as hell.
Now “6 seconds of hell”? There’s a defensive slogan I can get behind.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
But Coors is the Banquet Beer!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Regular Coors is actually pretty decent
Different thing though
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thankfully I'm too hung over to be nervous
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Amen to that.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck me.
We’re stuck with Matt Millen?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Now we're gonna go 0-16
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Millen
is an awesome announcer. Seriously.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 14, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He may be ok.
The problem is my brain is screaming “0-16!” at me every time he opens his mouth.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he's going to try and draft DeVier Posey in the second quarter.
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a long time Lions fan.....
’Nuff said.
by MP hawkfan on Nov 14, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And may God Almighty have mercy on your soul.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa is made of miracles.
Hopefully we have one today. If not I’m going to have a disappointing sports day…I’m going to watch the Charlotte Bobcats tonight. yeesh
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 14, 2009 2:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I get to watch semi pro hockey
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The best kind of hockey
Fighting like a motherfucker.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yea man
the Charlotte Checkers games are awesome!
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
by HAWKEYESBABY on Nov 14, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Will they be putting on the foil?
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Slapshot ref
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 14, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Let's Go Hawks!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wow
I feel old. I’m rooting for Iowa’s offense to be led by players younger than me
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
same here
and i’m a sophomore
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yep me too
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
This is the one day of the week I trust teenagers.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO HAWKS
LET’S GO HAWKS
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
According to the DM Reg., JV once threw 423 yards against Fairfield IA so we're set!
Get the Big Ten Title.
by KenOKeefeIfuckinghateyou on Nov 14, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
For those of you in lesser parts of the country
It’s DirecTV channel 210, apparently.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A dude on the gazette live blog
knows a dude on the equipment crew who says it’s a 50/50 chance we’ll see McNutt in a "wildcat"ish setup on a couple plays.
So, that means nothing.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
60 minutes for all the roses
win or lose it doesn’t get better than this
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 2:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Magino takes up all 50" of my LCD, Meh
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wegher
Either has sore ribs or the flu? Thanks for that H-Rowe…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Deferring the kickoff huh?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
With this offense...
He should have been doing that all season.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not disagreeing...
just surprised.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Mama's don't let your baby's grow up to be Iowa running backs.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
er, mamas and babies, that is
I may still be drunk.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot to be funny
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
EPIC GREENWOOD
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
never thought I'd be so happy to see Greenwood
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I need tonic water.
Someone get me tonic water.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't think
I’ve ever been so happy to see Greenwood out there.
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice tackle by Greenwood
Can’t believe i’m saying this, but it’s nice to have him back…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
He's very good now
It really fucks with my head.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Greenwood's getting after it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Way to go D!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
woo
3 and out
good shit
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Three and out!
Hell of a way to open the game D!
by MP hawkfan on Nov 14, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
BIG BIG BIG
huge 3 and out to start
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Someone tell me we have a GIF of that kid screaming coming.
VANDENBALL!
by JHook on Nov 14, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That kid has been properly indoctrinated.
Kudos to his parents.
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I heard Pryor has SEEEEEEEEC speed
and a girl’s arm
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Was that a kid or a midget?
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see Damien is a Hawkeye fan.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck me.
I need to leave. Find a fucking TV with ESPN.
by TAMPAHAWK on Nov 14, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
i don't know if you can
but i have it on 360
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Brighthouse
the cable company down here, isn’t supported by 360. My best bet is Fergs, in downtown Saint Petersburg. That’s where I watched the Mich St game.
by TAMPAHAWK on Nov 14, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
PREPARE TO GET VANDENBERGED
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps his performance can be Vandensized?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Kick a FG here, D holds em
championship!
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:40 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was a bad start...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
so, pain in the sash
dad called that play and the result an hour ago
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
have to be more specific
i’m 3 plays behind
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
the ol' trip and fall play
works every time
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well, we know Vandenberg can tackle. That's good, I guess.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 2:41 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
NICE THROW!!!!!!
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Woooooo.
That’s what they call a laser rocket arm.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I still don't understand why we're not calling him Moxon.
VANDENBALL!
by JHook on Nov 14, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
down wit this
Love that movie way more than any sane person should
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So he's going to quit football after this season?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
As long as no one calls him Dawson
I’m cool with it
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My brother has been calling him Mox since last weekend.
If we can just find a Tweeter, we’re set.
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My nickname's tweeter..
Should i hop in my car and don my Iowa football jersey?
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If you still have eligibility...
why the fuck not.
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm also going to assume KOK is the Jon Voight character.
VANDENBALL!
by JHook on Nov 14, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WHEEEEEEEE
Iowa high school legend, motherfuckers.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Stanzi borrowed Drew Tate's beard for the day
good karma?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Nice to see that.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
fuck i hope we score soon
i have to change my laundry
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 2:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Either way
At least we’ve flipped the field on fOSU
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
OSU's strategy is clear
Stop run. Make Vandenberg win. Here’s to hoping he can.
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 2:44 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
My friend from Missouri texted me that the hawks wouldn't get past the 50 all game.
get past the 50 all game. They did it on first possession.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Because your friend is probably a huge MU fan and that is a STELLAR offense...
God I hate some MU fans…
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"My friend from Missouri"
was your first mistake.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Easy there shooter...
I married a gal from Missouri.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Go for it
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
Play field position.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm satisfied with that start.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
good possession
lets give it to our MVP now
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not a bad first drive.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Since this is not a scoring drive...
That’s not a bad first drive for Vandenberg. Looked good…and more importantly…didn’t look nervous.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I think I am more nervous than he is right now.....
sad.
by Argulor on Nov 14, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
But that's VERY good.
Kid has talent, that’s undeniable. If he can just keep his wits about him, we have a chance.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
he left the pocket when he didn't need to on the last 3rd down
but generally yeah. Very good.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's time for Tyler Motherfuckin' Sash
Arm punt coming soon, folks. Bank it.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
If this was Facebook
I would like your comment.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Like what i see so far
Nothing spectacular, but solid. Good formula for winning.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:46 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
wow this blows
still not back from commercial on 360
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I really hope we're doing as good
…as you guys make it sound. I want to see some EPIC fucking air action from Vandy
by TAMPAHAWK on Nov 14, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
So, first start, first drive, at the Shoe, and 4-4
Acceptable, no?
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Definitely a good sign
JVB looks great. Kid’s got a fucking cannon, man.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:47 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Regional blackout on 360? Really?
Why is there a regional blackout for this game in LOS ANGELES? Fuck the heck?
by With Ferentz Like These... on Nov 14, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That sucks dude
Love the FJM reference though
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh FJM...
You were like a fully-loaded sundae of sports blogging in a world of frozen yogurts.
by With Ferentz Like These... on Nov 14, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
At work.
Otherwise i’d be all over that.
by With Ferentz Like These... on Nov 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I told my mom I'm blogging the shit out of this game...
She didn’t understand what i was talking about.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
she was probably quite offended
if shes anything like my mother
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
She understands the passion i have
for this team.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I meant
if she thought that blogging was what my mom thinks it is
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It seems like our offensive linemen are slow in getting to the LBs. Is this the cause of all the negative plays?
by houksyndrome on Nov 14, 2009 2:49 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Probably
The interior linemen have struggled all year with the scrape block in the zone scheme. Linebackers come free. FAIL ensues.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
PUSH THEM BACK
Safeties are my favorite thing in all of sports. Period.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is there a more fun to imitate referee signal?
No, there is not
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A response
commensurate with the education of a Luther man.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
They're my second favorite
Just barely behind balks.
by Touchdowns on Nov 14, 2009 2:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
damn QB scrammbles have killed all year
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING FLORIDA
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, we're not talking about Florida right now.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's a very generous spot.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:50 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It's not a surprise...
…but man, Pryor can move.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dude just glides
It’s like “GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM” but suddenly he’s flying past everyone on the defense.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU PYROR
Damn you and your magic 1st down scrambling ability
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
PRATER
What a play. What a fucking play.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Great tackle by Prater
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
6 seconds at a time boys
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 2:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
damn
tackle him!
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:52 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
Can’t tackle him! Forced them into 4th down though…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bend don't break...
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Or his kneecaps.
Whichever we can get to first.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta start going low on Pryor
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Pryor.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's one dangerous wideout they have at quarterback
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
rec'ed
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yo, Colin
Maybe, uh, just let that one bounce next time
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not graceful
That made me nervous catching that.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WAY TO GO HAWKS!!
Another stop, and terrific field position. This is exactly what we have to do.
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 2:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice play
catching that punt saved at least 10 yards
Beat Indiana, I guess.
by jesse. on Nov 14, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I played High School football against Sandeman..
He was pretty sick.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Robinson or Rogers this series?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A-Rob
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gamecast is really behind today.
Just got to Iowa’s punt.
…Anyone know of a site where they’d be streaming ABC?
by With Ferentz Like These... on Nov 14, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure ESPN360 is showing it
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but there's a regional blackout in SoCal for some reason.
Should be on ABC, but I’m at work, so no TV.
Ehhh, if its close at half, I’m leaving early and finding a bar.
by With Ferentz Like These... on Nov 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i've got it on ESPN 360 in KC
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Should be on regular ESPN FWIW pfac.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WARNING: DO NOT RESPOND WITH A LINK
We legally cannot have links to internet streams of games. This is the warning for the thread.
(I know you’re not trying to get us in trouble, WFLT, but for real—BHGP would be liable for damages if we left a steaming link up.)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
whoops.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit, sorry.
I AM JUST A STUPID PERSON AND OUT OF MY MIND INTERNET COPS BHGP IS NOT AT FAULT.
by With Ferentz Like These... on Nov 14, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
All right all right
Iowa’s starting this drive about 25 yards closer than the last. That’s winning the field position battle. Time to make something of it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It looks like we've successfully avoided our typical first quarter defensive fuckup
That might be the best sign of all.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:55 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
In the words on Wolf from Pulp Fiction
Let’s not go sucking each other’s dicks just yet. Quarter ain’t over…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Robinson is definitely still hurting
Doesn’t have the same burst he had before. Although I guess some of that is OSU’s D.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Just saw the "EVY" stickers on the helmets
Nice touch, gents.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yessir, nice indeed.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wish that came last week...
But I’ll take it.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Like the screen
fSU’s D will be coming after him. Need some mis-direction, screens, and quick slants to catch them.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We'll take it
I don’t know if that’s the right call, but we’ll definitely take it.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That play is designed to get a flag
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:57 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Um...
Iowa’s looking pretty good so far.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 2:58 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why don't you just throw a black cat on the field?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You're such a Cubs fan.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good drive so far!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMG did our Oline bitchmake them on that play.
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
A hole! I have heard rumors of such things,but it’s been so long
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What kind of crutches does Stanzi have?
Never seen those before
by Touchdowns on Nov 14, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice play Reiff
he might be known for more than his halfnaked policechase soon
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Other than Dace
He’s been our best lineman this year
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta agree.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's definitely not Vandevelde
The regression is infuriating, even with the injury.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Best blocking all year? Maybe.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 2:59 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We'll need it today.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Vandenberg is good..
just wish he was more prepared last week.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 3:00 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I hope someone gets a screencap of that coed.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ah, son of a bitch.
Fucking Vandervelde.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
gotta be better than that. no margin of error in this one
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Let's go hawks
play smart. no big mistakes. We’re in scoring position.
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 3:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That hurts
Bad time for a penalty.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:01 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Damn it!
Thought Stross had that… Good play call
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
About as good a throw as he could make there.
Fucking Stross.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Stross.
You’ve got to catch that.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAAAAAGH
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What a throw
you gotta catch that.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
shit...
that was b-e-a-utiful… if only stross had brought it in.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
COME ON STROSS!!!!
HIT HIM IN THE CHEST!!!
by Argulor on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did Stross have a mohawk?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
STROSS!
What the fuck, son? Great call, great throw… shitty fucking “catch.”
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
damnit stross
token white possession WRs can’t drop passes
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
3-0 Iowa
Anyone else think that would be the score after the 1st?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:02 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
STROSS!!!!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THAT WAS PERFECT
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
YES!!!
Way to go Hawks!!! So far, we are winning. Stay disciplined, and they’ll lose their patience.
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Silver lining
that was a big-time throw by Vandy.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
The positive from that play...
is JVB put that ball right on the fucking money.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Amen
Kid looks pretty damn good so far. That was his first incompletion right?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
He was 7-7 for 52 prior to that.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Unless you count the PI play
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Can't let it get to your pads
Catch it with your hands – it’s receiving 101
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This just in...
Mandenberg can play QB
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side
That was a fucking incredible throw. On the run and he just threw a fucking STRIKE that hit Stross right on the numbers. Kid can fucking throw.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
post may have needed a couple more "fuckings"
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Shit
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY!!!11
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Who will start next year???? I think it's Vandy
/asshole
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Vandy has rolled left, rolled right, thrown from the pocket, thrown from the scramble
He’s good. He’s very, very good.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FG = Miller High Life # 5
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 3:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
YES
Iowa fan with the sombrero for the win.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone gone to get my tonic water yet?
Damn you, plebes! Bring me my mixers!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Iowa-Stanford Rose Bowl
just as everyone predicted in August
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ROSE BOWLSBY
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, thank you. With that, I'm retiring.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Is ...
Anybody else’s heart in their throats right now?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's not my heart.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
With Mandenberg..
Maybe my heart will stand a chance?
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not likely
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
God..
Angererererer looks mean in his photo.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I love the sound of the OSU crowd
It sounds like it is in absolute SHOCK they aren’t up by 21 already.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
best quarter possible
unless stross had caught that ball
by shada's revenge on Nov 14, 2009 3:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
And unless Klug had decapitated Pryor
and then eaten the head
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
3-0 end of the first
No complaints from me
by Touchdowns on Nov 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Can we keep it up..
for 3 more quarters… or better yet… the rest of the season?
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Why can't we?
Play disciplined, patient, Iowa football. Let the momentum build, and they’ll start making mistakes.
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That would have been good for a 28-0 lead next week
based on what we saw from Minny earlier today.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That was probably our best first quarter of the year...
check that…it was the best first quarter of the year.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 14, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Arkansas State
Two touchdown passes in four minutes
by hawk6894 on Nov 14, 2009 3:09 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
close second...this one is better
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 14, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
YOu gotta love Ferentz
his RB is hurt, he’s got a red shirt QB and he’s on the road…and the team plays flawless for the first quarter.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Nov 14, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
1st quarter last week
Looked pretty good too. 10-0 and total domination.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else
love the State Farm commercial with the guy rocking out to Kansas in his minivan?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
This Muse song is stupid.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:10 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I had no idea which of those words was the band, which was the song, and which was the album
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Field position wars are ours so far
Let’s keep it that way.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Another fucking bullshit spot.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's a favorable spot by the refs.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
we assume RichRod is DVRing the Fla/ USC game to plan for the Cocks in the
Outback…..oh, your NOT bowling?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
good push by fOSU there. Need to get another D stop on this drive.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck
lettin him truck like that
by Eubanks on Nov 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
strip the ball when he pulls that next time
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That was a mansome run by Herron.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Hate to say it, but I like Boom.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Here's a tip
if you grab the guy’s legs, it’s harder for him to run.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
our d line needs to win some battles
or it could be trouble
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
It will
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What was that, Clayborn?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
GULK!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
+1
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not impressed with Saine
Don’t know why Boom isn’t getting more carries.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
"The great state of Minnesota"
Worst use of the word “great” ever.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Same.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Clayborn nearly killed TP (for my bunghole).
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:15 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
There is ...
but one bunghole.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 3:16 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
that's nice of them to return the false start favor
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Huge penalty there. Let's make em throw.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I haven't seen Stanford play this well since their 6 straight National Championships with me at the helm on NCAA '07
Nobody cares.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Man, whatever
Win 6 straight with Idaho, and maybe we’ll talk.
Fear the Kibbie Dome, bitches.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn their protection is good.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
need moar pressure
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We cannot fucking tackle at all today.
No pass rush either
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Getting no pressure on Pryor
Come on D-line
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Stop them here, force a FG
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Guys, I love ya, BUT FUCKING WRAP THEM UP AND STOP HITTING THIS ISN'T THE SEC!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Another generous spot.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ludicrous spot by the ref.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Terrell Pryor wants to be..
Peyton Manning.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 3:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He wants the team to win a title
the year after he leaves.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Who is Tee Martin in this metaphor?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Stanzi?
After he gets beat out next year and transfers?
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't we all?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to be 6'4 with a 22inch inseam.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, he wants to be Mike Vick
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
why run the wild cat with heron
pryor is faster
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:18 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Their "wildcat" formation
can lick Angerer’s nuts.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:19 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Mike Vick
makes more sense… my apologies.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 3:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
We should send out Clayborns stalker
She could help the D out
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:20 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nah, she's a little smaller than Clayborn's leg.....
by MP hawkfan on Nov 14, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What about getting the Patrick Duffy Leg in full effect?
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Too busy coaching Notre Dame's defense
Corrected
(and it’s always good to bring back inside jokes from back when we had no readers. Thanks.)
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Anytime.
I’ve been a reader since the beginning…just started actively commenting earlier this season.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, middle leg!!!
/hip thrust
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think she wants to help the Hawkeyes
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
that was fucking scary
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Huge stop there.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
EPIC SHOVEWOOD
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
WAY TO GO HAWKS!
Nice stop. Let’s try to get this fg.
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That entire play was fucking ridiculous
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Good blitz there. Did that remind anyone else of PSU's 20 play FG drive?
by houksyndrome on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
that blitz was interesting...
spievey came from SO FAR OUT and ran right past pryor the first time.
by Argulor on Nov 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Totally.
This game in general smacks of PSU.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Other than the massive 1Q TD for them.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa gives up one long drive a game
That was it. Held them to a FG. Not bad.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Greenwood is the butter..
to Sash’s Bread.
by HawkeyeRye on Nov 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Shaping up to be a pretty good game. I need to remember to breathe.
by houksyndrome on Nov 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the reminder
I had forgotten, too.
by Black and Gold on Nov 14, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
If I told you . . .
That it’d be 3-3 with 7 left in the 2nd quarter, would you have taken that scenario? i think so. We’re playing well.
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely I would have.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
how the hell do they have a 26 year old Kicker?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
a 6 year mission to _insert 3rd world country.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
He played pro soccer or some shit for awhile
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
isn't that a paying gig? thus forefiting his eligibility?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
by pfac51 on Nov 14, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Weinke?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Did Matt Millen just say "Bull Schmitt"?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Finish this joke ...
Insert … 3rd world country … woman from Ohio …
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 3:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
insert a country into a woman from ohio...
i could never satisfy one then
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Catch the goddam ball, Stross
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
A lot more velocity on his balls.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
WTF Stross?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 3:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's TWICE
Catch the damn ball.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Goddamit Stross.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Gave you a pass on the first drop, Stross, but goddammit
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck Trey?!?!
Why is our best hands-man dropping catches all of a sudden?
by stewartom on Nov 14, 2009 3:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Um, never?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I thought.
He’s never been Eddie Hinkel out there.
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Stross is an Ohio native
Double agent? Probably.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is he pulling a Harmon?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh snap.
Good thing we traded Stanzi for an Iowan.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Do we need to keep an eye on DJK?
Shit
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell is wrong with Stross?
Remember when he used to catch everything? That was fun. He should do that again
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Somebody needs to stickum the shit out of Stross's gloves
by MP hawkfan on Nov 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You want Stross to j/o another dude?
Weird kind of.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
can we get Stross a pass catching clinic real quick?
KOK, you might be a genius...
by hawkeye_heartattack on Nov 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
balls are coming with a little more heat from vandenberg
must not have adjusted
by Eubanks on Nov 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
When did Andy Brodell put on Stross' jersey
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Had Moeaki there
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
he only opened up one he made the move to Morse.
wouldn’t have had enough time for a pump fake.
by Argulor on Nov 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enough.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Smart check down....
just not enough yards.
by Argulor on Nov 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Millen makes a good point.
Vandy went through 3 reads there.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I don't know which is more surprising
Vandenberg on the field or Millen in the booth.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, Millen is great in the booth.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Shut your mouth
DON’T EVER SAY THAT!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 14, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Spielman would be a shitty GM too
Doesn’t mean he’s a bad announcer.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Millen made a good point??????!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is worthy of nat’l headlines. That’s bigger news than the ice that they just found on the moon.
by houksyndrome on Nov 14, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Trey Stross is Tres Stupide today
(It works better as a spoken gag.)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
ATTN: TREY STROSS
SUCK EVERYONE’S DICCCCCCK
by ABRACABOOYA on Nov 14, 2009 3:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
no I dont think so,
cause if he did, he would be good at something
No, gone blame it dang varmits!
by Gabby Johnson on Nov 14, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
So,
Stross has singlehandedly lost four points and killed a drive? Shit son.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
DId Stross talk to Ronnie Harmon this week?
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That kid cannot have earned that many Buckeye leafs
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
GULK
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Early take – we’re going to have to win this. The dumb ass arm punter looks to be under orders not to get too fancy.
by txhawkeye on Nov 14, 2009 3:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's goign to depend on the spot...
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:34 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That one was legit
But OSU’s been getting a lot of home-town spotting.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 14, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
At least they didn't need a cheap spot to get that 1st down.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that spot was legit.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
sigh
I’m sure it was. I’m just unhappy.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
of course they get that
it looks like he got it, but they gave him a yard past it
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 3:35 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
he does a good job of putting his head down
and getting a couple extra yards
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's cause he's BOOM!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 14, 2009 3:36 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Last outright BXI winner other than Michigan and OSU
That was Wisconsin, yes? Or PSU?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure it's Wisky
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Letting the interior lineman play today. Jeez.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
is this bizarro world
our defense is getting run on and our qb is playing excellent
by vahawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Nice flag 5 minutes after the play.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ran to the stunt
Whenever they’ve lined up Ballard and Klug one gap apart, they have stunted one. The hole was there.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ask and ye shall receive.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
he wasn't inside the jersey.
bad call
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
FYI: It was the jersey, not the collar, which is not a horse collar.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I agree with Millen a lot
No one hire me as GM.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Heck of a run. Shit.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's what happens when officials fucking cheat. It results in unearned points.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Did the horse collar call happen after a 2nd down run?
by houksyndrome on Nov 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It was 3rd and 8 from the 48. Not 1st and 10 from the 32.
Bullshit calls and unearned yards result in unearned points.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Nov 14, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That hurts
They just ran all over our D on that drive.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Nov 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh.
No hard liquor in the house.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
They're just running all over us.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Nov 14, 2009 3:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
An unfathomable statement a year ago,
but sadly true.
by Third Generation Hawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Remember how bad we looked early against Wisky's run?
We can straighten it out.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, guys
You do know that maybe, just maybe, OSU has a really good rushing offense, right?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No they are
But they are hardly the first team to run the ball down our throats. Awful was an overreaction, but it’s not a good run D. The numbers back this up.
by NorseHawk on Nov 14, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pryor
Is he wearing underwear on his head, What a complete douche
by Jilogethan on Nov 14, 2009 3:39 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

