EARLY GAME SCHADENFREUDE THREAD
by RossWB on Nov 14, 2009 11:52 AM CST
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You gotta do something to kill the time, right?
Put your chit-chat for the early games (LOL Minnesota), predictions for Iowa-Ohio State, and whatever other various and sundry thoughts you might have about college football here. And please remember: no porn and no talk of piracy-related means of watching games. Only YOU can prevent cease-and-desist letters, kids.
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Happy for my Bunnies so far.
hope they can keep it up
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 11:54 AM CST reply actions
Just saw the replay of the TD
That was even Stanziball-ier than our own original Stanzi could muster. Yeesh.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
We are all Bunnies today.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions
Just went down
thanks to another INT by SDSU’s QB
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
Went down like your Mom last night
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
I have never heard that before!
hey. has anyone ever heard that or is it just me? that’s a good one
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, it was just sitting there waiting to be said
someone’s gotta be the taseless one!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
yeah
i didnt blame you. i prob woulda done the same thing
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
I need to stop opening my mouth
and just take it
…..shit
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
That might be a bridge too far...
…considering there isn’t an ‘O’ in there. SADgers is perfectly acceptable, though.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
Whisky's looking like whiskey dick...
two turnovers already… just now one for a TD.
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Is it just me ...
Or does every bowling alley have the same wood paneling thing going?
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:10 PM CST reply actions
Has a new bowling alley been built since the 70's?
It’s not like they are rolling in profits to use for renovations.
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions
"Well, we're safe for now gentlemen ...
Thank goodness we’re in a bowling alley."
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:19 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, "Pleasantville" reference
Nice!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Thank goodness
for Reese Witherspoon’s lovely missiles.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
I love that movie.
And I miss J.T. Walsh.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions
So bad
They have to bring in high profile teams like South Dakota State to fill it
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
Be nice ...
They went to a lot of trouble building a new Kinnick North for us.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
They did.
and they did a good job to make it feel even more like home by putting it outside.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions
That ...
Is “Minnesota Nice” in action!
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Bucky nooooo!
lol… i live in Madison, but i’m rooting for Michigan.
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 12:12 PM CST reply actions
Jesus. PSU has fumbled 3 punts – just lost one with 2 minutes left in the half. Clark has thrown at least one int too.
Two picks, I think.
This is looking eerily familiar to the Iowa-Indiana game. Our PSU brethern can only hope it has the same result.
Donny
Shut the fuck up.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
my sig
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
This is what happens
when you fuck…..a stranger……in the ass, LARRY!
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
jNW losing their bid for the Monoploy top hat. IL, seriously get rid of the orange jerseys.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Purdue's Mascot
Just earned them a 15-yarder.
For god’s sake, hide the world’s largest drum.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 12:17 PM CST reply actions
espn360 sucks, it doesn't allow to streaming games at the same time.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
At least...
Illinois is making us look good. With a superstar like Juice they have only scored 3 against jNW’s D. If he can’t put up points who can
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:20 PM CST reply actions
No Juice, actually.
He’s out with an ankle injury. Charest is in at QB today.
This is a brutally ugly game, though.
oh right
forgot about that. but still. he’s probably a star too if Zook-tastic recruited him
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Mizu 10/ K-State 3...Snyder magic to the Big 12 North title
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Lord. Is Snyder wound tight ...
Do you think Fry made fun of him when he wasn’t in the room?
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
The man subsists on saltine crackers
only the great salt lake has a higher sodium content
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
we're sure of it, apparently in his last stint in Manhattan
he had a cot in his office for those 22 hour work days.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
…oh right.
I was convinced for a while that one of my professors in law school slept in his office, a suspicion which only gained traction when I visited there.
K-state in the RedZone; run the sprint draw already....
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I'm a Snyder fan
I hope he does it. I took a visit to KSU and he is nothing short of a god there. Every other building/street is bill snyder something or other
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
yes. F@ck Pinkel for pussying out of 2 games with Iowa.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
He can coach em up ...
There’s no doubt about that.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions
agreed. look @ Sproles. he's pretty good.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
jNW pick
“does anyone want to score in this game?”
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
He does get a little wild
during his patented Totally Unjustified Dance of Celebration
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
which shitty refs will Iowa pull in Columbus today, anyone know?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Guest appearance ...
By Ted Valentine!
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions
insert ED_TV photo anytime...or wait for tomorrow's Bball game.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
halftime of the IL/jNW game will "preview" the Big 11 Championship game
wonder if Goliath has already scored on Iowa….f@ckrs.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Does anybody else
think Jeremiah Masoli has ever held up someone with a knife? he just looks like a raper.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:32 PM CST reply actions
He'll get face-raped ...
By our D-Line. Repeatedly. After a while you’ll just want to stop watching. But you won’t be able to turn away.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
Um
Purdue’s kicker nailed a 67-yarder during pre-game.
That’s normal, right?
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 12:34 PM CST reply actions
Aaaaand
Misses a 49-yarder after the announcers totally jinxed him.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
So I'm sure this has been talked about this week but
this is basically the Big Ten Championship Game, right?
If Iowa wins they win the B10 title no matter what since all the other B10 teams would have either more than two conference losses, or 2 with one loss being to Iowa.
If they lose they need to beat Minny and for OSU to lose to Michigan.
Do I have this right?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Yes.
This is probably as close as you’ll see the Big Ten get to a winner-take-all conference championship game.
Winner goes to the Rose Bowl. Period.
Winner has one loss with one to play and the tiebreaker. Loser has two losses. Even if the winner loses next week and the loser wins, the winner has the tiebreaker (it would technically be a split championship, though).
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
thanks, you're right
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Nice
During the “shocking upsets” part of ESPN’s teaser for the National Championship Race, they totally show a clip of Stanzi getting injured. Great. Hope that’s on 79 times today.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 12:41 PM CST reply actions
i'd like to see Teabow kidding KO'd again. I can't get nearly enought of that clip.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
You know what I like? ...
How the Kentucky player who leveled him was in his line of sight the whole time.
Top NFL prospect, my ass.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
He's totally an NFL prospect...
at TE
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by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions
Could be...
Or he could be holding a clip board for Drew Tate in Calgary next fall.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
after he gets ripped a new one in the SEC championship game
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus ...
Would have seen that defensive end gunning for him
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
and would have levitated
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
he's better than Jay Cutler is right now.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I like Cutler ...
But Custer had better protection at the Little Big Horn.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:54 PM CST up reply actions
Are you serious?
How can anyone like Cutler? He’s a pouting little bitch with ZERO leadership qualities. Watch the games. He doesn’t talk to anyone. In fact, no player sits within 10 feet of him on the bench.
He will be a backup within 3 years and out of the league in 5.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
that whole QB class was a disaster
Young, Leinart, Cutler in the top 11
Kellen Clemons and Tarvaris Jackson in the 2nd, Brodie Croyle in the 3rd
as awful as Cutler looks he’s the best QB in that class for the foreseeable future (until Warner retires at the least).
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
It's fun to watch
Leinart fail. After USC lost to Texas all he could say was “whatever, we’re still the better team”.
No, you weren’t. You lost. Man up, offer congratulations, and let the victors enjoy the moment.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Because as a Bears fan ...
I’ve sat through Shane Matthews, Moses Moreno, Chad Hutchinson, Johnathan Quinn, Rex Grossman, Kyle Orton, Henry Burris, Rick Mirer and many others I’ve probably blacked out.
He may be an asshole. But he’s the best QB this team has had since Jim Harbaugh.
Think about that. Jim. Fucking. Harbaugh.
Besides, the pouding he’s taking this season should humble him a bit.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Also ...
I was at the Bears/Cleveland game.
About the only guy who talked to Urlacher was Robbie Gould.
What does that say?
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
To add to the list...
Peter Tom Willis, Steve Walsh, Steve Stenstrom, Dave Krieg, Cade McNown (I just threw up in my mouth), Jim Miller (He was solid), Chris Chandler, Cory Sauter, Kordell Stewart, Craig Krenzel (how could I forget), Jeff Blake and Brian Griese.
If I hear one more fan complain about Cutler doing to the Broncos what Elway did to Baltimore I’m just gonna … smile and say “Enjoy almost making the playoffs with Captain Checkdown.”
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Orton
was decent. And his performance in Denver proves what he can do in a good offense.
Chicago just can’t make personel decisions worth a cold turd. They get rid of anybody with talent, and hang on to all the has-beens and half assers while trading for even more of them. 2nd round pick for Gaines Adams? wtf.
It’s time to clean out the coaching staff.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Yeah...
Gaines Adams? What? In hindsight, perhaps they should have traded for an O-lineman who didn’t spin like a revolving door in the face of a pass rush.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:18 PM CST up reply actions
This is why ...
I’ve cooled off so quickly after the Stanzi injury.
I’ve been through the Valley of Death. I’ve watched Johnathan Quinn under center.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm just glad
Dallas & Bob are in Indy. (I’m a Peyton Manning fan).
Yes, I pulled for Chi in the superbowl, but not very hard.
Sanders needs to retire though before he cripples himself. Love the heart but 10 years from now he’s gonna regret not quitting sooner.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Yeah ...
Bob needs to hang it up. I don’t want to go to Bob Sanders Day at Kinnick and see him at the 50 in a wheelchair.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
still 3 years and 20 million left on his contract
that’d be hard to turn down
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
14.5 mil of it salary
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by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Who knows ...
He’s missed so many games of late that maybe he’s got less wear and tear on his body.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
hahahahahaha
Who would have thought Jesus would have played at Texas A&M?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 14, 2009 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
I just hope the Jags are dumb and desperate for fans enough to take him in the first
that would make my weekend. My Colts could just run out the clock on every pick of the draft and I’d still consider the weekend a success.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Prospect, yes
Just like Vince Young, or JaMarcus Russel or Michael Vick. Although Tebow seems to have a better brain and work ethic than those guys.
Still, in the NFL you become a pocket passer, or you fail. The pro D’s are just too good for anything else.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Battle Music
for today’s game should be “The Final Countdown” by Europe. Just a suggestion OPS and HS.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 14, 2009 12:41 PM CST reply actions
+1,000,000
First song on my game day playlist!
by rinseandrepeat on Nov 14, 2009 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
My first song
is Bow Down by Westside Connection
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 12:44 PM CST up reply actions
Coverage teams
BTN announcers think it might come down to has the better coverage teams.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 12:42 PM CST reply actions
Well Gentlemen
I’m off to Merkle’s in Wrigleyville, we’ll see how this all shakes out later in the afternoon.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Nov 14, 2009 12:43 PM CST reply actions
Making me proud
After they shit down their pants vs SIU for the MVC title last weekend
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions
Is there a limit on how many MVC teams can make the playoffs?
I’m assuming SIU, SDSU, and UNI are all in the mix to make the playoffs — can they all make it?
Champion goes outright
then i think there are just 4 at large bids period. so SIU has the conference locked up. UNI shouldn’t get the bid over SDSU assuming SDSU wins next and assuming they don’t win today.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Ah.
Seems hard to believe UNI wouldn’t make it, but I guess that happens if you slip up too many times.
yeah
and they did get beat by both teams in front of them in the Valley. so i don’t see any perceivable way that they get the bid over SDSU unless the MVC gets two at large
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
It's interesting that they're still ranked 11th despite being 6-3
Lotta respect for the MVC, I guess. (Or the scare they gave us, perhaps.)
but there is no guarantee
an 8-3 MVC team gets an at large
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
at large
There are 8 at-large FCS bids and 8 automatics, I believe.
fair enough
wasn’t exactly sure on that.
by Pain in the Sash on Nov 14, 2009 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Halftime scores
Minnesota 13, SDSU 10
Penn St 10, Indiana 10
Wisco 21, Michigan 17
Purdue 20, Michigan St 17
Northwestern 7, Illinois 3
I thought it was pretty funny.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 14, 2009 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
Tolzien is tearing up the LOLverines
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 12:54 PM CST reply actions
that game's gonna come down to offense
and how often “jazz hands” forcier fumbles the ball
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions
TD Wisco
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
yea, that was solid
Keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either, Dude.
by AcrimoniousAngerererer on Nov 14, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Jazz Hands! ...
+1
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah it was
Still got both feet in.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
Um...
Indiana’s looking kinda legit in Happy Valley.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I am having trouble finding anything on mediacom today....
are the overflows I don’t know about? But yeah with Indiana and Illinois’s recent wins it just seems like the big ten’s bottom was stronger than we thought.
IL goal line D even less impressive, me thinks.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
GODDAMMIT
Bowman takes a shitty screen pass 71 yards the other way. 17-10 PSU.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
99 yards closer to that Monopoly Trophy
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Shitty Wisco D
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
anyone going to the CBE Classic Final 4 in KC?
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Red Zone? ...
Is that a sports bar in Ames. Hasn’t the game started yet.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Arnaud 8 yd TD pass to Marquis Hamilton
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Baby Jesus Fail
Wisco pick
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
C'mon
Houston ranked #15 and they’re losing to Central Florida in the 3rd quarter? Conference USA is awesome.
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 1:28 PM CST reply actions
Monte Giffin looks like the Heatmeiser
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I can see it
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by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
i hate to tell you i told you so. also, K-state you can't win a game if you don't score TD's
at home vs. Mizzu
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The only difference is the smile
$1.5m will give a guy that little grin
by Ed Podolak of Good Judgement on Nov 14, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Monte's D going to give up another TD. McCluster is UNSTOPPABLE.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
I haven't even really been watching the games yet.
History Channel was rocking it earlier this morning with “Ancients Behaving Badly” then enjoyed some Guitar Hero 5.
From the looks of this thread I’ve missed absolutely nothing.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
Are you ...
Gonna give “DJ Hero” a go?
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:31 PM CST up reply actions
If I can talk the wife into it...
Absolutely. I’ve got mad skillz on the ones and twos. Also the threes if I’m on.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
My kids ...
Are getting a Wii for Christmas. I’m putting together a game list.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I would definitely recommend Super Mario Galaxy
Games that encourage multiplayer are a blast. If you get games that have a high replay value, their interest will stick with it much longer than other systems.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure their foster parents will appreciate your input.
How is the government letting you procreate?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Me? Or Him?
Procreation is about the only thing I’m excellent at.
I’ve got three kids. As far as I know.
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, fuck the morning games.
I’m at the office doing homework.
Well, mostly I’m farting around online and rocking out to Primus, but whatever. Hey, does anybody want to do part of a descriptive linguistics project on Romanian for me?
Ugh…
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2009 1:39 PM CST up reply actions
I almost stabbed myself
just by reading that description. Although I need to put together a “PR Toolkit” to present to various clients by Monday. Guess I’ll be doing that tomorrow.
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
It's actually really interesting, I'm just lazy.
Linguistics is totally fascinating and I love it, but man, I just have no motivation this semester.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
I'll take your word for it.
And for what it’s worth, I’ve had trouble concentrating on anything but Hawkeye football since mid-September (other than that whole wedding thing)
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
BTN
Just asked which QB was having the better season.
A. Tate “Baby Jesus” Forcier
B. Daryll Clark
C. Terrell Pryor
How gay is that?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
Maybe people who say the Big Ten sucks are right
If those are the top choices…
by Brock Sampson on Nov 14, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions
Never been much of a QB conference...
but ALL QBs are down this year with the exception of Case Keenum and the ever punchable Jimmy Clausen. Look at all three heisman finalists from last year….meh.
Nope, that was the actual question.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
How gay? ...
How about: Gayer than Clay Aiken getting into a slap fight with Nathan Lane over the last copy of “Sex in the City” at a San Francisco Wal-Mart.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:36 PM CST up reply actions
Is Ted Allen* the ref?
- Purdue Alum
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
No.
He wouldn’t be caught dead at a Wal-Mart.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
+1
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
where's the Juice option?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions
I apologize
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 14, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Me too...
But I stand by my post. Ted Allen would not be caught dead at Wal-Mart,
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Nice goal line D, Kiffin, you'd give LOLzooker 's goal line D a run for the money.
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
K-State's offense
must blow serious donkey balls because Mizzou’s defense is incapable of stopping Pop Warner teams from scoring touchdowns. Seriously. That is a retardedly awful defense.
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SDSU starting to wear down the Goofers
Their strength advantage derived through superior recruiting is taking its toll.
That might be the most surreal comment I've seen all day.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions
Eli Manning should be getting better in the off weekend, not sitting w/ his
grandma at the Ole Miss game. (only pissed since he’s one of my fantasy league QB’s)….
TD_IlliniwEAK
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Wow....Bucket O'
Watership Down? Well-played
"Conan, what is best in life?" "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women"
by Natty Bumppo's Murderous Gaze on Nov 14, 2009 1:44 PM CST reply actions
It's my favorite novel.
Well, one of ’em, anyway.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
Bret Bielema
Looked like he just ripped one.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
Wait wait wait
The Bunnies’ punt returner is named Saunders Montague?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
He returns punts
Whilst sipping on champagne and nibbling on cavier
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions
Tails.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
My God ...
Is that the Undertaker’s music I hear?
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by Blackheartnopants on Nov 14, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions
Morehouse also saying
That he practiced this week and WILL PLAY according to Ferentz on the pregame radio show.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
Morehouse updates:
Robinson is a go
Greenwood is a go
Sandeman is a go
Stanzi is a no-go
I heard that, and I think it moved…
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
He says both Sandeman and Sash were catching punts in warmups
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
I think we see the scenario laid out earlier this week.
Both of them will be back on punts.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Um...
Why is a Minnesota fan holding up a “Got Dungy?” sign?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
It's a Minnesota fan
they don’t know what they fuck they’re doing most of the time.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Dungy went to Minny
I think the fan deserves a medal just for making that much sense.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Nov 14, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
I lived in MN for 3 years
and spent a little time on the UM campus as a non-student.
Most of them just deserve a boot up their ass.
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
I honestly did not know it was legal to call two timeouts in a row.
Lo and behold, Minnesota just did it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Illegal in the pros, OK in college
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Jason Ford would ride the bench in Iowa City
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Duke.
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by MissouriHawk on Nov 14, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
Ole Miss
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 14, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
You are a boor and a bore.
Please bring a more interesting troll to represent your team instead.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
GAMETHREAD OPEN
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/11/14/1157241/livegamesuperopenthread-no-easy
Go there.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
radio broadcast mentioned Wegher with rib problem
this place smells like feet. i’ll bring a can of lysol next week.
Dry and chewy?
I don’t know how many times I’ve told that kid to brine them first and to pay attention when they’re cooking. So frustrating.
by Bucketochicken on Nov 14, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions
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