A Brief List of Names I Will Be Using For Dane Sanzenbacher Instead of "Dane Sanzenbacher" During Saturday's Game
by Adam Jacobi on Nov 13, 2009 7:00 AM CST
in Iowa Hawkeyes Football
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Print- Dane Schwarzenegger
- Dane Sansabelter
- Dane Whitereceiver
- Dane Stupidnamer
- Ding Friesaredoner
- Oops Powsurpriser
- Deine Cablefixer
- Drink Plentywater
- Mother Fucker
- Dame Judydencher
- Der Kommissar...der
- Sure Touchdowndropper
- Rick Stanzisankle
- Ed Hinkel
- Watch Sonsofanarchy
- Dane Sammysosa
- Doctor Rosenpenis
- Ang Erererer
- Dane Sendsaletter
- Spray Seltzerwater
- Dane Supercalifragilistiwaitaminutewaytoomanysyllablessorrypeople
- Dane Swazilander
- Rutherford B. Hayes
- Dave Stiebsapitcher
- Doink Clownwrestler
- Dan Sanzenbacher
As always, suggestions are appreciated.
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Dane Spoonsagopher
Because it’s not wrong if it’s consensual.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
Dane Molestschilrdrenbecauseheisabuckeyandbuckeyesmolestkidsallthefuckingtime
…..er
by NorseHawk on Nov 13, 2009 8:17 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Gutty
Heart
Deceptive speed
Ugliest helmet ever (seriously, look at that thing)
Gutsy
Route runner
Solid blocker
Lunchpail guy
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
Too short
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 8:38 AM CST up reply actions
Coach's son
Gritty
Blue-collar
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by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
I forgot to add in "poise" and "moxie"
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by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Adrian Clayborn's Bitch
There, fixed that for ya
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Dane Poopydinner
Dane Reddenbacher
Dane Rotorooter
Henry Rowengartner
Dane Gardenhoser (can you tell I love Rookie of the Year?)
Damn Alkaseltzer
Der Schädenkaiser (which means “the damage king”)
Dane Sanitizeandbleacher
Dane Sneezeandhacker
Jeff Samardzijanbacher
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
Aw, Christine!!!
Sorry, I didn’t see your effective use of Reddenbacher before I typed mine. My bad.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 13, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions
Aw jeez, Luth!!
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
by CraigTNelson on Nov 13, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
Danish Wienerschnitzel
Iowa Basketball: We don't rebuild, we implode.
by three and out the kok story on Nov 13, 2009 9:04 AM CST reply actions
ANyone else notice
Terry Gilliam is credited for that Dane Spitsandswallower pic above?
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
Dachshund Wienerdog
Ankles! We don't need no stinking ankles!
by three and out the kok story on Nov 13, 2009 9:07 AM CST reply actions
Orville Reddenbacher.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Nov 13, 2009 9:16 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Stain Dancin' Focker
Rainin’ Pants Washer
Renaissance Backer
Dane Dance Packer
Taint Sandybugger
D’nonsense Tobacco
Wayne Stanispreader
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 9:39 AM CST reply actions
Bing Swingdinger
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 9:44 AM CST reply actions
In a similar vein ...
Duke Dingledonger
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions
Is Mushburger doing the game?
One of the great names in college football – Dakota Danes Senzenbacher
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 13, 2009 9:50 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Nice
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
Layne Schnitzengruben
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 9:58 AM CST reply actions
No, really,
fifteen is enough!
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Nov 13, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
Filliam H Muffman
Bill Pullman
Bill Paxton
Prosciutto Flower
Skin Chandaliers
Is this your homework? We know this is your homework.
Paxton > Bullman
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by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Pullman, too
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by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Cain Sannypaddy
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 AM CST reply actions
Chicken dick
or is that too harsh?
Dane Hisnameisgaylikebuttsex
Don Cryformeargentina-er
Dane Stanzinbackofmovingvehicles
Dwane Sanzcocknballzer
Dane Whothefucknamestheirkiddane
Doo Doo Head
Dane Sanantioniospurs
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Dane Sanantonioholmes
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by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
Please tell me you're not that oblivious.
and spelled that wrong on purpose…. (Santonio Holmes)
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Musberger called him "San Antonio Holmes" once
THAT’S THE JOKE
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by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
Desiree Slobbernobber
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 10:10 AM CST reply actions
BJ jokes ...
Always a crowd favorite.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
Dune Readingvirginlocker
Don Draper (the real one, killed in Korea)
Dion Sandersteabagsucker
Don Johnsonfluffer
Toledo Rustbeltindustrialblighter
by eight (toes) is enough on Nov 13, 2009 10:27 AM CST reply actions
Quilted Quickerpickerupper
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
Dane SashJustBrokeHim
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 13, 2009 10:50 AM CST reply actions
Dane Klugstastylunch
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Don Teabagger
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 10:55 AM CST reply actions
White Zinfandeler
Bitchmade Boilermaker
Heavy Underwire
Bob Johnson
Sells Graterplater
Dane Cookisbetter(?)
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
by IcersGuy on Nov 13, 2009 11:03 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Dane Cook is better
than butthole cancer. That’s about it.
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by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Damn Sandbucketter
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Nov 13, 2009 11:15 AM CST reply actions
College Bigshot
WhoWillFailInTheProsIfHeEvenGetsDraftedBecauseThatIsWhatC*ck**ckersDoAtTheNextLevel
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
Dane Hasasmanyassistedtacklesaslaurinaitis
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply actions
Dane Stoleajhawksthirtygrand
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 11:28 AM CST reply actions
Smitty Werbenjaegermenjensen
If anyone can tell me what that is from (without googling) you are awesome
Beerfest?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 11:32 AM CST up reply actions
National Lampoon's European Vacation
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
Good call.
That slipped my mind at the time.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
You guys are gonna make dookie castles when told the answer
I had to google it – the suspense was killing me.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 13, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Dirk Digglerwanger
Danzig Hitlerfuhrer
Wangdang Sweetpoontanger
Dopey Dwarfilingus
Doolp Wordsaladmothballdirtgo
Drool Zaftigroller
One could go on all day in this vein…
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Douchey StalinMcPutinlover?
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Dank Stickyickyicky
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 12:04 PM CST reply actions
Dane Johnjacobjinhleheimerschmidt
His name is my name too
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
HoyaGoon Mouthbreather
Director Donkeyblower
This is fun.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Nov 13, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Duh Zimbabwe
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions
I like to keep it simple
Fucking Fucker
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
Ok, you got a LOL on that one.
Because I actually know a dude with that name.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Nov 13, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Dork Picksabooger
Dirk Digglerlover
Derp Derpaderper
Fart Smellypooper
Dough Poppenfresher
Dane Schnauzerfucker
Dane Cook sucks and isn’t funny
Dane Semengargler
Dane Sherpawrangler
Danish Pastry
Dane Furtiveglancer
Dane Shaveshisscrotum
Dane Turdburglar
I could go on all day but I’ll stop
Brunettes not fighter jets
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