A Brief List of Names I Will Be Using For Dane Sanzenbacher Instead of "Dane Sanzenbacher" During Saturday's Game
by Oops Pow Surprise on Nov 13, 2009 7:00 AM CST
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- Dane Schwarzenegger
- Dane Sansabelter
- Dane Whitereceiver
- Dane Stupidnamer
- Ding Friesaredoner
- Oops Powsurpriser
- Deine Cablefixer
- Drink Plentywater
- Mother Fucker
- Dame Judydencher
- Der Kommissar...der
- Sure Touchdowndropper
- Rick Stanzisankle
- Ed Hinkel
- Watch Sonsofanarchy
- Dane Sammysosa
- Doctor Rosenpenis
- Ang Erererer
- Dane Sendsaletter
- Spray Seltzerwater
- Dane Supercalifragilistiwaitaminutewaytoomanysyllablessorrypeople
- Dane Swazilander
- Rutherford B. Hayes
- Dave Stiebsapitcher
- Doink Clownwrestler
- Dan Sanzenbacher
As always, suggestions are appreciated.
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Dane Spoonsagopher
Because it’s not wrong if it’s consensual.
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Nov 13, 2009 7:19 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane Molestschilrdrenbecauseheisabuckeyandbuckeyesmolestkidsallthefuckingtime
…..er
by NorseHawk on Nov 13, 2009 8:17 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Gutty
Heart
Deceptive speed
Ugliest helmet ever (seriously, look at that thing)
Gutsy
Route runner
Solid blocker
Lunchpail guy
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 8:25 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Joe jurevicius?
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Nov 13, 2009 8:33 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Too short
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 8:38 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Coach's son
Gritty
Blue-collar
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot to add in "poise" and "moxie"
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ned Bachensanzer.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Nov 13, 2009 8:32 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Graham Zug of Ohio
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 8:38 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Not as good a WR as Pryor
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 8:39 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Adrian Clayborn's Bitch
There, fixed that for ya
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Nov 13, 2009 10:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dane Sweatervester
Dane Blandoffenselover
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 8:50 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane Poopydinner
Dane Reddenbacher
Dane Rotorooter
Henry Rowengartner
Dane Gardenhoser (can you tell I love Rookie of the Year?)
Damn Alkaseltzer
Der Schädenkaiser (which means “the damage king”)
Dane Sanitizeandbleacher
Dane Sneezeandhacker
Jeff Samardzijanbacher
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
by CraigTNelson on Nov 13, 2009 9:02 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Aw, Christine!!!
Sorry, I didn’t see your effective use of Reddenbacher before I typed mine. My bad.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 13, 2009 9:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Aw jeez, Luth!!
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
by CraigTNelson on Nov 13, 2009 8:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Danish Wienerschnitzel
Iowa Basketball: We don't rebuild, we implode.
by three and out the kok story on Nov 13, 2009 9:04 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
ANyone else notice
Terry Gilliam is credited for that Dane Spitsandswallower pic above?
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
by CraigTNelson on Nov 13, 2009 9:05 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dachshund Wienerdog
Ankles! We don't need no stinking ankles!
by three and out the kok story on Nov 13, 2009 9:07 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Orville Reddenbacher.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Nov 13, 2009 9:16 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Stain Dancin' Focker
Rainin’ Pants Washer
Renaissance Backer
Dane Dance Packer
Taint Sandybugger
D’nonsense Tobacco
by HawkeyeRecon on Nov 13, 2009 9:18 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Wayne Stanispreader
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 9:39 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Bing Swingdinger
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 9:44 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
In a similar vein ...
Duke Dingledonger
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dane Sanzenbooger
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Nov 13, 2009 9:46 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Is Mushburger doing the game?
One of the great names in college football – Dakota Danes Senzenbacher
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 13, 2009 9:50 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Nice
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dane "Squirts" Mudbottoms
Is this your homework? We know this is your homework.
by the_ole_1_2 on Nov 13, 2009 9:57 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Layne Schnitzengruben
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 9:58 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
No, really,
fifteen is enough!
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Nov 13, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Filliam H Muffman
Bill Pullman
Bill Paxton
Prosciutto Flower
Skin Chandaliers
Is this your homework? We know this is your homework.
by the_ole_1_2 on Nov 13, 2009 10:00 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Paxton > Bullman
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pullman, too
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Cain Sannypaddy
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane Sausagecaser
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
by CraigTNelson on Nov 13, 2009 10:02 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Chicken dick
or is that too harsh?
Dane Hisnameisgaylikebuttsex
Don Cryformeargentina-er
Dane Stanzinbackofmovingvehicles
Dwane Sanzcocknballzer
Dane Whothefucknamestheirkiddane
Doo Doo Head
Dane Sanantioniospurs
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Nov 13, 2009 10:06 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane Sanantonioholmes
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:07 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me you're not that oblivious.
and spelled that wrong on purpose…. (Santonio Holmes)
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Nov 13, 2009 11:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Musberger called him "San Antonio Holmes" once
THAT’S THE JOKE
[/Wolfecastle]
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Desiree Slobbernobber
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 10:10 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
BJ jokes ...
Always a crowd favorite.
Excuse me for my bellicosity. And spelling. Bellicosity and spelling.
by Blackheartnopants on Nov 13, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dane Blackanddecker
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
by CraigTNelson on Nov 13, 2009 10:19 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dune Readingvirginlocker
Don Draper (the real one, killed in Korea)
Dion Sandersteabagsucker
Don Johnsonfluffer
Toledo Rustbeltindustrialblighter
by eight (toes) is enough on Nov 13, 2009 10:27 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Quilted Quickerpickerupper
"Oh no, don't do that, don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad." - The Waco Kid
by HawkOnRails on Nov 13, 2009 10:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane SashJustBrokeHim
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Nov 13, 2009 10:50 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane Klugstastylunch
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Nov 13, 2009 11:25 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Don Teabagger
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 10:55 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
White Zinfandeler
Bitchmade Boilermaker
Heavy Underwire
Bob Johnson
Sells Graterplater
Dane Cookisbetter(?)
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
by IcersGuy on Nov 13, 2009 11:03 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane Cook is better
than butthole cancer. That’s about it.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
by Sam @ WWAHT on Nov 13, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Damn Sandbucketter
Hey Dolph, you look like I need a beer.
by Give Eddie a Beer on Nov 13, 2009 11:15 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
College Bigshot
WhoWillFailInTheProsIfHeEvenGetsDraftedBecauseThatIsWhatC*ck**ckersDoAtTheNextLevel
In 100 years, we'll all be dead.
by Flakbait on Nov 13, 2009 11:16 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane Hasasmanyassistedtacklesaslaurinaitis
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane Stoleajhawksthirtygrand
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 11:28 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Smitty Werbenjaegermenjensen
If anyone can tell me what that is from (without googling) you are awesome
by Duez I say on Nov 13, 2009 11:30 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Beerfest?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 11:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
National Lampoon's European Vacation
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Good call.
That slipped my mind at the time.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are gonna make dookie castles when told the answer
I had to google it – the suspense was killing me.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Nov 13, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!!
Good god. Shoot me.
by benvious on Nov 13, 2009 9:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
And no I didn't look it up
I have 3 kids.
by benvious on Nov 13, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dirk Digglerwanger
Danzig Hitlerfuhrer
Wangdang Sweetpoontanger
Dopey Dwarfilingus
Doolp Wordsaladmothballdirtgo
Drool Zaftigroller
One could go on all day in this vein…
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Nov 13, 2009 11:43 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Douchey StalinMcPutinlover?
Sam Lickliter. Never forgive. Never forget. Beat IU.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 13, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dank Stickyickyicky
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 12:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dane Johnjacobjinhleheimerschmidt
His name is my name too
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Nov 13, 2009 12:07 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
HoyaGoon Mouthbreather
Director Donkeyblower
This is fun.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Nov 13, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Duh Zimbabwe
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Nov 13, 2009 12:14 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I like to keep it simple
Fucking Fucker
It's not that I'm lazy, Bob, it's that I just don't care
by Colteyes on Nov 13, 2009 6:30 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Dave Matthewsbander
"Hayden Fox for Universal Jocks!"
by CraigTNelson on Nov 13, 2009 8:11 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Ok, you got a LOL on that one.
Because I actually know a dude with that name.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Nov 13, 2009 8:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Dork Picksabooger
Dirk Digglerlover
Derp Derpaderper
Fart Smellypooper
Dough Poppenfresher
Dane Schnauzerfucker
Dane Cook sucks and isn’t funny
Dane Semengargler
Dane Sherpawrangler
Danish Pastry
Dane Furtiveglancer
Dane Shaveshisscrotum
Dane Turdburglar
I could go on all day but I’ll stop
Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on Nov 14, 2009 8:36 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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