Wishful Thinking

Do I believe the Hawks will win Saturday? Absolutely. However there are a few things that would make a great game unforgettable in my mind.

1. Remember the 2nd half of the Penn State game? Remember the baby eating that was happening on the defensive line? I want that, the whole game Saturday. I want the national media to be awestruck by the tenacity and utter devastation that our defense brings to the table for all four quarters. Enough of this Tim Tebow/Bradshaw B.S. the national media is obsessed with quarterbacks. Lets see what happens when one of their precious "talents" actually plays against a defense with a pulse. (Screw the Big 12 while I'm on a rant.)

2. Forcier, pulled from the game. His performance should be so dismal he doesn't start another game. 0 td's with 2 fumbles and and interception. And per number one, sacked 5 times. Points would be awarded to me in the following fashion:

Crying: +1

Head in hands: +2

Hissy fit: +3

Staring with a blank look on national tv at the scoreboard as time runs out: +10 (Win is still best in my mind)

3. I want this to be the game every pundit in the country points to at the end of the season and next year as the game that broke michigan's back. The game that tore the team apart and sent them spiraling out of bowl contention. (Or too the Little Caesars Pizza Bowl in Detroit hahahahahahaha)

4. And the hail mary. I want this win to be so embarrassing Rich Rod losses it all. Game, Team, Recruits, and then his job. Utter humiliation, the kind that makes him wonder if this is karma for screwing over WVU. (And for coaching at michigan.)