Woman Arrested for Harassing Football Player
[UPDATE: it's Adrian Clayborn, per the P-C.]
Apparently, an Iowa City woman (with great seats, btw) was arrested at the Ark State game for harassing one of the players on Iowa, she had previously been arrested for harassing/heckling/stalking/throwing her panties at the same player at an earlier game. The player in question is not named, but I'm betting it's Eric Guthrie. I mean, c'mon, who can resist the charms of the backup punter?
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I'm so curious
Gotta be some gal that was a one night stand and now can’t let it go. I wonder which player. Guthrie’s a good guess!
I do feel kinda bad for her – her picture and address plastered on the front page of every news website. that oughtta get the anti-stalking point across.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 7, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions
Rumor is Clayborn
One of the commenters on the article (so you know its 110% accurate and completely true!) said so. I’m still going with the idea that the backup punter is such a catch that he drives the women wild! After all, Hayden Fry always said the most popular guy in Iowa City was the backup QB. By that logic, the 2nd most popular guy must be the 2nd string punter.
As an aside, it must really suck being Donahue’s understudy, you know there’s no way, absent double-leg amputation, that you’re going in for him.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
If Clayborn hit it, her she-unit probably looks like an explosion at the bologna factory...
We’ve seen what he can do to an offensive line of big men, so its safe to assume she probably has a shattered pelvis and a severely mangled she-unit.
Brittney Mears
I couldn’t help but check out her Facebook profile. works at the Atlas, loves Lil Wayne, listens to Weezy and TPain. 1878 tagged photos of her, one for every friend (1888).
I guess releasing her name in the Digital Age is the equivalent to being burnt at the stake during the Spanish Inquisition.
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 7, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You'll Also Notice
She’s friends with practically all of the football players that have gone through Iowa since she was a freshmen… I am guessing this isn’t her first run in with a football player…
They took the bar, the whole damn bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
CHOOOO CHOOOOO
Has the train left the station?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 8, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes,
but only because it was released with a $1000 bail.
BTW, maybe it’s because I’m over 30, but the idea of Facebook friending college football players that you don’t know kind of weirds me out.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
misread
When you said “with great seats, btw” I thought you were talking about her ass. I figured that was new lingo you kids were using these days. As in, “Her teeth are a little crooked but she got nice seats.”
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 7, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions
"Little in the Middle But She Got Nice Seats"
/Mix’d a Lot
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 7, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m a little surprised that Tyger Kuntz didn’t have anything to do with it.
by Yinka Double Dare on Oct 7, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions
Not with a name like Brittney Mears
They took the bar, the whole damn bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Oct 7, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Never stood a chance
I saw Clayborn downtown after the AZ game and he had 2 or 3 nubiles with him that were not exacty difficult to look at and had great seats. Of couse, I am old, so most everything b/w the ages of 19 and 22 looks pretty awesome.
On a side note, when I ran into him downtown, he was completely cool. He wasn’t pulling the typical crap one would expect from most football players. He was just walking around with his lady friends talking to people. The more I see and read about this guy, the more I like him. It really, really makes wonder what the hell happened with that cabbie.
Iowa Basketball: We don't rebuild, we implode.
by three and out the kok story on Oct 7, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe this Mears girl was in the cab?
And she was following him, which caused Adrian, when he saw her, to get angry and take it out on the cabby. It all makes sense now!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
AC
The story in the paper is saying that is was Clayborn she was “harassing” and that it apparently isn’t the first time.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
Well at least this didn't happen....
http://www.zimbio.com/Venus+Lewis/articles/Qio97EaY7xW/Venus+Lewis+Florida+Woman+Charged+Exposing
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
i like her hair
just something sexy about her to me
i don't wife em...i one night em
by smokinthereiff on Oct 7, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I know nothing turns me on like nappy headed tampon masturbation
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
Venus Lewis
Sounds like something Tracy Morgan would be caught doing, if he were female. Half sister, maybe?
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 7, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
http://deadspin.com/5376748/hawkeye-goes-from-fan-to-fanatic-to-psychotic
“Honey, raise your standards for stalking. Try a pro athlete, not college. If you must, then try a big football school. At least try better than a defensive end.”
Um, what Deadspin?
Yeah that one threw me off. I tend to read deadspin solely for “balls deep.” That guy is hilarious.
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Oct 7, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Clayborn's line: One blocked punt
and one blocked cu … well, you get the idea.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Seriously... what kind of man is Clayborn
Turning down a tasty piece of ass like that!?!
I guess as Quagmire says; “Fat chicks need lovin’ too… But they gotta pay!”
by Wegher Please! on Oct 8, 2009 9:03 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Giggity Giggity
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 8, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I do
with A Brittney Mears. But i don’t know if it’s the right one.
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 8, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
11 of them
I’ve met her before. Don’t remember a single thing about the meeting, but I was told I did.
I do have more rhymes than Jamaica got mangos.

















