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Sam Kinison First Appearance on Letterman (via ampoh)


Let the inner Sam Kinison out. It's healthy. It's all we've got.

Please let the second half go better, otherwise it's going to get ugly and we're just going to end up on This Week In Schadenfreude.

SOMEBODY SHOOT ME! THIS ISN'T KINNICK I'M IN HELL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Good vibes good vibes good vibes

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Bosley Satisfied Date-Rapist never gets old.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Look...

they have one serious drive in this game. Otherwise, they have a 12 yard drive and a 35 yard drive for TDs.

We need to get points on this next possession and lock down for a few series and see what’s what.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have faith

After drinking heavily during half time, I believe we will drive and score.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TUNE IN!

Let’s all sit back and see how Indiana can horrifically implode today!

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this.

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors

by LVS on Oct 31, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

New thread, new leaf

We come back and win 28-21.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We cannot go 3 and out to start

need to get the crowd into it

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We ROCK!

Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy

by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Guys, take it from me

As somebody who went through both Toledo and App. State – you do not want your season to go down the tubes to IU.

That being said, my guess is that Iowa gets their heads out of their asses and comes back in this thing. There is way too much time left to hit the panic button just yet.

http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?

by Beauford on Oct 31, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Repeat after me

We will win!

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck It

None of this is real. The #4 ranking, the accolades, or the undefeated record. We’re just not very good. We feasted on a weak Big 10, crappy inexperienced QB’s, and gift turnovers. I am done freaking out about this. I’ve tossed my last laptop across the room. I’ve cried out like a popped my groin for the last time. We suck and we’re finally back to the median, where we belong. We’re Iowa, after all. It was a good ride, but it’s over.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*gasp*

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over? Did you say "over?"

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it when a plan comes together.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indiana

should thank Spivey for the GIFT of a TD at the end of the first half.

BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!

by HAWKEYESBABY on Oct 31, 2009 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh...

we will win.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Amazingly

losing to IU wouldn’t be the end of the world. It’s not like an undefeated Iowa would go to the NC anyway.

I still think Iowa unfucks themselves in the second half and steamrolls Indiana.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At least we start with the ball.

The upside to deferring in the first half?

by DCHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Honestly, I prefer getting the ball in the second half.

Iowa’s defense is their strength. I think you have to play to your strengths.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We still look like we're moving in slow motion

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That play has worked twice

At least we have one thing that works.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The ADJUSTMENTS

have been made. Indiana will come to realize this…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Are we ever going to have a dominant O line again?

WE haven’t had a truly dominant line since 2002.

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They can't stay healthy.

We were on the way until Sparty stabbed Dace in the leg.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay...Moeaki is back.

They are overplaying us. So let’s fuck them up.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this camera crew is the IU of camera crews

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice camera work. These camera guys are smoking crack

by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAH!!!!!!!!

Now there’s a quality offensive play. WAY TO GO HAWKS! FIRST DOWN! i’m practicing positive thinking

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Break the rock baby!

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STANZIBALL

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Into the wind....

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm okay with this

defense will rise.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like you guys and everything

But I can’t handle this shit right now. See you tomorrow once we have obtained victory.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

now i feel like dying

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUUUUUUUUCK

FUCK

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god. 3 tos v. 0

by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why why why why

We’re rolling them through dinks and dunks, and we go for the HR ball…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who the fuck

put Stanzi in the time machine that took him back to last year???

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STANZIBALL

however the safety made nice play to close and catch that.

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gotta come back to that ball if you're the WR

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In better weather, that throw's a touchdown.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We've established the weather isn't better though.

Why take that chance? The short throws were killing them…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

But with wind, shouldn’t he compensate if only to be safe?

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our Line Play

is losing on both sides of the ball.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to live in a world where Bill Lynch is almost competent.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A Sash Interception

would be nice right about now.

Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy

by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Indiana effectively switched field positions

Doing what Iowa does – Play defense, get TO’s, and pin the other team deep.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know that I like a DB returning punts

I’d imagine they don’t get much practice securing the football.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is gonna be a

GREAT drive! KOK was secretly ensconced in the basement with the brain trust and is gonna kill it!

Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy

by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not optimistic

because I don’t see anything from the line play.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey look!

3rd and long AGAIN. This is fun, whee!!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

annnnnd we're done

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

EPIC STANZIBALL

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Christ

worst Stanziball ever.

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors

by LVS on Oct 31, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO WAS HE PASSING TO???

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is so depressing

I cannot believe we’re losing this bad to fucking Indiana.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok guys

I’m sorry, but I’m signing off. There’s no reason to think we can come back. Just not our day.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay...bye everyone.

I did what I could to stay positive.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Godspeed, gentlemen.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So.......

Do we have any plays with McNutt in the Wildcat?

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or....!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT YES TYLER SASH

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Yeah!

Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983

by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OHMYGODOHMYGOD

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Everyone back on the bandwagon!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't leave the bandwagon

I just get sad.

Big Mo turns around!

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANNNND

Everyone is now back on the bandwagon

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There is ALWAYS reason to stick around.

Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983

by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I changed hats...right at this moment.

you’re welcome.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Me too!

I had just changed from my t-shirt to my jersey.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me three

Changed from my t-shirt to a long sleeve shirt I had on for MSU

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are with the program...

we are back with the fucking program.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Amen Stoops

Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983

by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

EPIC MOTHERFUCKING SASH!!!

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and suddenly the world seems brighter

one possession game, gents.

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That bounced off 4 people

That helps…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If our D-line plays up

everything changes,

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woah

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So, the blitz

maybe not so bad after all?

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors

by LVS on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wanna have Sash's babies

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now, can Stanzi get his head screwed back on?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He better

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know its your season when...

What the hell was that??? wow

by psu1313 on Oct 31, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was mildly impressive.

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We need to --yes I am going to say it--

stop the deep ball.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stop throwing it? I agree

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully that puts some doubt in IU also

And they begin to make some mistakes.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Where's the Tyler "Motherfucking" Sash pic?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My wife just said....

“Every game, Iowa’s has a ‘what the fuck?’ moment.”

by Big Game Today on Oct 31, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or several

Luckier than a dog with three penii, I swear

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a thing of beauty

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate to put that on luck

but my god – you guys need to be thanking whatever football gods hate IU.

http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?

by Beauford on Oct 31, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or....

This year, the Football Gods love Iowa.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Indiana begin to say to themselves

here we go again.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chappell = the hand of God

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors

by LVS on Oct 31, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn's eating a baby right here

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so much for momentum

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw hell.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking pi

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The interference is the least of our concerns here

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well yeah...

on your own 10 is a shitty place to be

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was out of bounds, I think

http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?

by Beauford on Oct 31, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

there is no way that's a catch

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He was out of bounds, I'm pretty sure.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

He was out of bounds!

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Their WR are KILLING us

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ah fuck, his foot was in

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit, he dragged the foot.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He nudged a bit.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice stand there, D

if it’s not one unit it’s the other

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we need to stop playing catchup

and get with it

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, I've learned to accept the slow torture of "bend don't break"

But the upside to that is supposed to be no big plays. So how about we get back to that, OK?

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

if we can’t win with these calls …

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

I KNEW IT! OUT OF BOUNDS!

Lynch is gonna have a stroke.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Hoosiers just got FUCKED by the replay.

That was a touchdown. Holy shit.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Disagree

It appeared his foot was down, but it never touched the turf, while his knee did land OOB.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Agree 100%

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what I saw.

But I can’t say that I believe there was enough to overturn the initial TD.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watch it again

Hit foot is kicking up the rubber from the turf.

…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick

by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

The officials are certainly trying to give Iowa the advantage.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Indiana is on the ropes

KNOCK THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF already.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Indiana may have been screwed there

but, as Ferentz always says…you just move on. They may have gotten tired of Lynch’s histrionics.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I believe he's out of the "coaches box".

Shades of Bob Knight.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and he missed it!

no excuses not to take this one now

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Indiana's going to have a lot of reason to hate the zebras this year.

Between this and the UM INT, they’ve had a lot of tough calls go against them.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

The Big Ten refs apparently didn’t like the SEC refs leaping over them in the shitty ref rankings.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I disagree

His foot was dragging as he knee hit the white, that’s out of bounds.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree.

It was ultra-close but his thigh hit the white and he gained possession of the ball.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the BigTen

Can play the same game as the SEC

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought last week's game was bizarre

And Wiscy. Oh, and PSU.

This game takes the cake so far, and it’s not even close…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently replay doesn't even let them get it right

Holy fuck

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawkeye Zebras!!!!!

I love it! I love it! I love it!!

by jrr18Ha on Oct 31, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We've got a little home cooking today.

Man, oh man. Let the conspiracy theories begin.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about conspiracy or anything

But if IU got fucked on that INT call against Michigan, they’re got fucked by a grizzly on that last play…

http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?

by Beauford on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

then again

remember – IU fans aren’t exactly Penn State fans when it comes to CONSPIRACY THEORY.

http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?

by Beauford on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two seconds

Motherbitch. Your clock guy is a dick.

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by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lynch is one more call going the other way

of taking all this clothes off and running around midfield

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that would make it all worth it....

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, do you blame him?

That’s 3 big replays that have gone against his team, and each of them was important and exceedingly close. If I was an IU fan, I’d be flipping the fuck out right now, and so would you.

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors

by LVS on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa again losing yards on 1st down.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Iowa’s Oline is getting their ass kicked

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice to see us taking advantage

or not

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STANZIBALL

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by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

When do you pull Stanzi?

http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?

by Beauford on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STANZIBALL

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jesus Stanzi

seriously, what the fuck. Time to sit him down?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4th STANZIBALL

put in vandenberg

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Full Retard

At what point do we have him take a series off? I mean, seriously?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was just unlucky

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ref Pick.

That didn’t help.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess we don't feel like running today.

At all. Ever.

So much for confidence in Wegher…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know your QB situation

but don’t you have to see if the backup can do something here?

http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?

by Beauford on Oct 31, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No, you keep Stanzi in.

But take the ball out of his god damn hands and RUN THE BALL

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This DL is sick of carrying the Hawkeyes

They’re trying to remind the offense that this is a football game.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We keep riding Stanzi. Only one pick was a bad decision throw.

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We have a sad banana in the stands

Sadnana

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm a sad banana

Are we TRYING to lose? I’m seriously asking.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a proximity pick, but yeah.

Davis just has to keep running.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Davis couldn't.

Literally got picked by the REF.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was there contact?

I didn’t see it, but I didn’t watch the replay too closely.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not his fault

Angry as I was at first, that’s just being unlucky. Ref pick.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi pulls this out

I give him a lot of credit. Most QBs would be in tears right now.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Most QBs would be in tears

But there is a support group in black and white stripes that are giving him a bunch of second chances.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he has no short term memory

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I give him a lot of credit. Most QBs fans would be in tears right now.

Fixed

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only ask we have him take a series off, because he is imploding.

He normally walks off the field like nothing happened. After that 23rd pick there, he was yelling at himself.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Run the shot gun offense. Stanzi will bounce back.

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bizarre

this is truly the strangest game i’ve ever watched

by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 31, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is Eric Guthrie?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Keenan Davis in whiteface

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Real Conspiracy Here

Iowa state government is puppetmaster, running this season to cull the Iowa population of all people with high blood pressure problems.

That, or Big Tums is more powerful than I thought.

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas

by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Offensive Line is getting blown up on almost every play

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

RUNAPLAYRUNAPLAYRUNAPLAY

….shit

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I was chanting the same thing. To no avail.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why Why why why

Can’t we have a hurry up for these situations?

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a catch.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

certainly coming back

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

If you know it’s close – just snap it and take knee.

Field position is crucial here.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, he got his hands under it

But you can see ball-on-turf there. I’d be surprised if he keeps it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

His hands were under it, but it's no catch, since the field supported the reception.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit

I can tell from full speed on TV that it was incomplete. These refs are blind as fuck.

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by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that's worth it for me.

He’s ridiculous over there. Rein it in a little.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Given past replays in this game

That’s staying a catch.

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas

by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 1:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nope

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rollout to anyone

I like Stanzi on the run, actually.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, incomplete.

Good call.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Flag helps

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a gift.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HtH??

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOOOO!!!

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Refs go right back to stroking the Hawkeye cock.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't know about that.

That was absotulely HtH. May not have been intent, but that’s not important for the penalty.

Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983

by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This guy Lynch is a jerk

his whining is out of control

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's making Dick-Rod look like Gene Stallings.

/old

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look!

There’s another helmet to helmet flag for the opponent to complain about…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Terrible call. Terrible.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, terrible call

He led with the shoulder.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Last replay though

showed helmet to helmet.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More importantly, glad McNutt's OK.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

We run, and we get 15 yards. What a concept.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

for fuck's sake

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno guys

Reply shows the helmet hitting the helmet first. I think there’ve been worse calls.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

OH MY GOD. I feel sick.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

. . .

You have to bench Stanzi at this point.

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors

by LVS on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STANZIBALLED

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi is not playing the wind at all

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOD DAMN IT

STOP GOING DEEP! WE DON"T NEED TO GO DEEP!!!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It really saddens me to see the crowd

boo him. The guy’s one 12 straight.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

The guy’s one 12 straight? What does that even mean?

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohhhh

I was reading the emphasis wrong, like one-twelve straight. I was very confused.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean

This is gross. We’ve had CHANCES and Stanzi is just throwing ducks out there.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5TANZI!!!

Bring in Christensen. oh wait…

by skyjo on Oct 31, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5TANZI™

by skyjo on Oct 31, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also have 6TANZI™, 7TANZI™, and 8TANZI™, so don’t get any ideas.

by skyjo on Oct 31, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I'm watching replays from earlier in the game

Refs blow some calls, Stanzi throws a pick

Rinse, repeat.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rick Stanzi

Setting a record for worst qb performance ever. Has anyone ever seen someone throw worse long/sem-long throws?

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jamarcus Russell would like a word with you.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait, wait,

I have a 2007-vintage Mr. Clausen on line 2. Put him on?

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas

by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

The refs are trying to give us every shot to win the game.

Stanzi is far too polite to take them, apparently.

by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay

Y’all are now officially my favorite second team. This game has up and gone to bananas-ville. Too much fun.

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas

by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You can't blame Stanzi

For running the plays that are called. Why we continue to throw it deep, into the wind, when running the ball and short passes are working, is absolutely BEYOND me.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know

he could throw the check down instead.

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I concur.

After the 2nd deep ball that hung up in the air and got picked off…he should never contemplate making that throw again.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll give you that.

But then why do the coaches keep calling that play??

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why is ken o keefe still calling the deep pass into the wind

when stanzi threw an int on the same play earlier?? the play calling is confusing me.

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

the run is there now…no need to give Indiana life.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4th quarter with the wind

A couple long TD throws and we’re back to happy.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 31, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Quite possibly

The best prediction of the game.

by Yabbs on Oct 31, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, no more tv noise....

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just no need for any of this.

The run, and short passes are working, and have been working all game. Every time we go deep we get picked off. It’s just unnecessary! It’s almost like the coaching staff is panicking…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude – that was a fucking touchdown if Stanzi threw the ball right. Do you blame O’Keefe for calling a play that gets a WR wide fucking open 25 yards downfield, or Stanzi for being incapable of throwing the ball farther than ten yards?

http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.com/blog

by chitownblue on Oct 31, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being outplayed is one thing.

But that’s really not the case….Stanzi is making poor decisions, Special Teams has been awful, D is on the field WAY TOO MUCH.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok... I put some of this on Stanzi, yes.

But i think you have to at least wonder about the continual calling of deep plays, when the run and short passes are working. I don’t normally question the play calling.coaching staff, but this is frustrating…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But one guy running a deep route NOT EQUALS "calling a deep play"

It’s Stanzi’s decision to throw deep, not KOK’s.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, yes, you're right.

I’m just frustrated, sorry…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also – was that the only route on that play? I’m sure there were other players running routes on that, no?

http://www.wolverineliberationarmy.com/blog

by chitownblue on Oct 31, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One more quarter....

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A word about long passes

Sure the coaches are calling the plays, but those aren’t the only receivers running routes. I love Ricky, but he’s been misreading everything today. he doesn’t NEED to choose the deep route, but he has been all day. And when the receiver is open, he’s throwing the worst balls of the season.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We'll look back at this

one day. Wait. No we won’t.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

(sadly burning BHGP's warehouse of HEISMANZI t-shirts)

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What is that sticker on the crown of his helmet?

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors

by LVS on Oct 31, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANF

America Needs Farmers

by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

belive it's the ANF sticker

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think they are the ANF stickers

for America Needs Farmers

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mmm

kindling.

by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can donate them as a tax deduction to some African nation

Like all the Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champions t-shirts.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why don't sites include live tackle totals...

…in their live boxscores ? They do it for NFL, but not college.

by skyjo on Oct 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ask and ye shall receive

Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983

by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, there it is.

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors

by LVS on Oct 31, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooooooo!

that’s more like it!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this reminds me

of the royal tenenbaums when ritchie has that meltdown on the court.

maybe stanzi has a future in sailing?

by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MCNUTTS UP IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Only a fool counts

Ricky Stanzi out.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO!

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOO

We try to lose but we just can’t. HERE WE FUCKING GO!

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I am no fool....

Stanzi for All-American

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Reminder

we are playing Indiana.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5 INTs, a muff, jumping offsides on a 4th and inches … no way we can lose.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I want a statistical study

of cardiac arrests in Iowa this fall. I wanna see how many happen on Saturdays.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my doctor made me swear off of IA football and bacon

i’m gonna fucking die happy dammit

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

re: that long TD to McNutt:

I love the palpable tone of disappointment in Bob Davie’s voice.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 31, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Your moment of Irony

Stanzi closing in on his all-time high in passing yards.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good gravy, seriously?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's at 250ish.

His personal best is just under 290, I think.

by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's got a shot at 300?

I guess a 92 yarder will do that.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

irony tastes like balls

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we follow a score with a stop, for once?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't bank on it...

but if they start throwing into this wind. Hmmmm….

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Doyle looks like a thumb with a mouth.

As do all S&C coaches.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gross.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone needs to 'shop him with the "thumbwars" treatment

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chappell tried to Stanzi that one in there.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, throw deep into the wind.

worked for us.

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good Job Amari

I think Turner actually interfered with Amari, but I won’t complain.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That kind of offensive PI almost never gets called.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently IU didn't see what happened

When Iowa threw into the wind last quarter…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, they did. Indiana caught the ball every single time.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touche

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indiana would be foolish to just give us the ball right back

why throw that deep ball then…oh, it’s Indiana.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pass rush, anyone?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Bob...

The wind didn’t effect that horribly under thrown deep pass.

by fugeeu on Oct 31, 2009 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm back

Win time.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

God we've missed you

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've missed you.

Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983

by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great timing.

Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983

by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We did well without you

Maybe you should ga away again? =)

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pick would have been awful nice there.

But now Stanzi has a pretty short field to work with to at least get in FG range.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors

by LVS on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boom, bitch.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi career best in Yardage

OMG!

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my goodness

what third quarter?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The drive chart looks insane in this game

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Swinging Dick....For President!!!

Int’s?? No problem! DJK and Mcnutt for VP!

by jrr18Ha on Oct 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My girlfriend is shaking and crying.

It’s like post-traumatic stress disorder.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Last week

When we won against MSU, I was literally shaking and crying.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See what happens?

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

djkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjk WITH THE PROGRAM!

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss the Adam Robinson days

just sayin…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

a roller coaster of emotions, and it’s not even 2 o’clock

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My wife, the Mizzou Alumn . . .

Would’ve divorced me by now, but she’s fallen for Iowa’s season. She’s losing it as much as I am.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW!

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bill Lynch is going to kill a prostitute tonight

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I might, too

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will pay Bill Lynch for sex then kill him.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BREAKING NEWS

The entire state of Iowa won the lottery today, miraculously.

Jesus you guys make me sick.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sick with respect?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, just sick

The thought of Stanzi being the starting QB, representing our conference in the Rose Bowl, frightens and disgusts me.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We make me sick too.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

amen to that stoops

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, D, put a bullet in their head

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi really lured them into this trap beautifully.

Indiana may give up here? Or at least, pass it wildly down the field? Please…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

We can’t be that mad at Stanzi b/c obviously the wind was a huge factor, plus give him credit for not mentally melting down.

We CAN be mad at the play calling of the third quarter.

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ref caused one

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I called for Stanzi's benching up above

You would think this would teach me a lesson.

And that lesson is: I will call for Stanzi to be benched before every game.

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

After everything

Iowa has outscored Indiana 21-3 in the 2nd half…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJK is best route runner that Iowa has had in awhile

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And now Willis

Looks like he might be tired of getting hit on that run.

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's time to van dance... dance... dance...

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for the D

to crush their souls…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ah, gotta catch that!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Prater, Prater, Prater.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Prater!

Come on, man!

by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aged?!

I’ve died!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bullshit call, he never touched him on that block in the back!

if that’s what they call

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Block in the back

After the INT

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ADAM CLAYBORN?

Jesus, he is drunk.

by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It'll be 10 by jNW.

That Adam Johnson-Koulianos is a beast.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't care

finally we’re the ones who are intercepting plays.

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chappel's throws into the wind

Make Stanzi’s throws look great.

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was gonna call for a fair catch.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could see that pick

Almost immediately after Chappell let go of it

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

was IU #7 in timeout???:P

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Like Al Michaels' having the bloodiest eyes in the business yet he still sees? Amazing.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Hlas' twitter feed, which you seriously must follow...

“Stanzi will now throw a TD pass between his legs, just because he can.”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

What’s his twitter username? Just “hlas?”

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

@Hlas

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have served my purpose

I am leaving now. Feel the win. Taste the win. Love the win.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!! DOn't leave yet!!

THere’s still 8 minutes left!!!

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never get tired of that MSU replay

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

running the ball=win

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1,000,000

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wonderboy is falling forward today. This is good.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY DIDN'T HE JUMP?!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's true...

This is Wegher’s first TD as a Hawkeye while still on the ground.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah baby!

did I dream that third quarter?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knockout blow?

My head begs it to be so.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Christ

This team absolutely OWNS the 4th quarter this year.

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This game has officially gone through the looking glass.

by SpartanDan on Oct 31, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bill Lynch is gonna need...

his gun and a bottle of Jack after this game.

by fugeeu on Oct 31, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And a hooker.

And then play “hide the body”

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not wearing any pants.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

letting things air out a bit?

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6 TOs

And our offense puts up 28 points? Wow. If we could ever put a complete, 4 quarter game together on both sides of the ball…….

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Cock is Rock hard!!!

And I didn’t even see the Erin Andrews video! Now don’t give me blue balls D!

by jrr18Ha on Oct 31, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Happel and Helverson?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we please give Stanzi credit

KF’s emotional stoicism was huge today. If I was playing we would have literally forfieted the game after Stanzi’s 5 int.

Could Ferentz and Lynch be more on opposite ends? No wonder Indiana caves, the guy is like an old girlfriend I had, for about a minute.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+ fucking 10

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like we need Bitchmade art for coaches as well. Jaysus.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, he was questioning himself too, for the first time.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just so we're aware...

Iowa’s one TD away from covering.

…YEAH.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Bill

Lynch, You are a dick. Suck it.
Love,
Kirk Ferentz

by Fullerm on Oct 31, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think that should be

Dear Bill

Lynch, you are a pussy. Eat it.

Love,
KF

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His ball is floating...if he throws another out

we need to break on that shit.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they're losing it completely

they’ve got the Darryl Clark Face on

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The implosion

the implosion…the implosion

[Marlon Brando voice]

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pick 6, Iowa covers spread? I smell it

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I smell an Binns freak play

coming

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I smell Binn's pits

they smell of victory and nacho cheese

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm jealous

You guys are having a season that’s part Hickory High School, part Major League, part Mad Max. Who could ask for more?

"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas

by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not having a heart attack every week?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+100

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got back from a bike ride

Here’s what happened:
- Iowa’s only winning by four? Oh hey, interception!
- Wait, Iowa was FUCKING LOSING?
- FIVE STANZIBALLS?!?!?!
- WHAT THE SHITTING CHRIST?
- Oh hey, touchdown. Good.

Condolences for everyone who’s been watching in its entirety. Must be terrible for the heart.

by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 31, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I HATE YOU

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it makes you feel any better

My legs probably feel as shitty as your ticker. FUCK YOU, MULHOLLAND DRIVE.

by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 31, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The heart

It’s not gonna last the whole season

by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

the BigTeleven flag is terribly interesting to the cameramen

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This wind is like GIants stadium wind

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We need an Adam Robinson drive.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+100000000000000000

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, get in your car.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fortunately

Stanzi was thinking “ARE you fucking kidding?”

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aha, you're merely avant-garde.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

STANZIRUN!

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Suddenly STanzi is thinking well

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

took a Zantac on sidelines.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just likes to keep the fans on the edge of their seats

Or in the cardiac ward of the hospital.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ferentz might be ferocious

in his defense of Stanzi today after game.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Make the bad announcers STOP

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mute button

is good

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teletubbies FTW

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Teletubbies

Not creepy at all…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Any chance Stanzi ends up as PotG despite throwing 5 INTs?

300+ yards, game saving TD passes? C’moooooooooon.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I, I... I mean

It’s hard to argue that…

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call.

McNutt’s the manzi.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JESUS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!!

lol!

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that OPS dressed as the green Telletubby?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Reiff

is tall

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO DO I PRAY TO?

TELETUBBIES OR JESUS?

So confused.

by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tebow

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Jesus is an Iowa fan, I saw him in the stands!

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi looks like a scared squirrel out there

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STANZIWHEELS

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's about the 10th thing someone needs to photoshop on this blog.

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi was a running QB in H.S.

Fast fact for ya.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad he isn't from South Dakota, like Adam Wegher.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone who watched the 3rd quarter believes that

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know if this score holds

It will be Iowa’s 2nd largest margin of victory on the season. Fun Facts!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking Bill Lynch might be the "fan" for this one.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN360 is on a delay

Its like you guys are commenting FROM THE FUTURE

by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 31, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If you take away the INTs

the Box score looks like we killed them…this will be our first win without winning TOP I believe.

Wegher is going to get 100

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hoosier Daddy?

we will actually pick up votes for margin of victory. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone break a long run

so Iowa can cover the 17.5 line. that would just add to this bizzare g

by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ask and ye shall receive.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD IOWA HIT THE OVER.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

beautiful

make it look about 25 times better than it was

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WEGHER FOR HEISMAN

CUNKNNK’s head will explode.

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SUPER WEGHER

Adding style points.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW.

This game is doped.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And that is why you dont bet, Cover the spread TD

"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,

by Mac G on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wegher TD

And PAT for the cover.

by SpartanDan on Oct 31, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There are guys in Vegas who took Iowa

who are peeing on themselves right now.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wegher's over 100, right?

Not bad for his first start.

by DCHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

way over

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did we not go to him

early and often in teh 3rd quarter? Stanzi throwing into the wind = EPIC FAIL

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

27 point 4th quarter

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CHECK OUT MY GIRLFRIEND, FELLAS,

SHE MIGHT BE UGLY BUT SHE’S GOT BIG TITS!

by Zulu on Oct 31, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Barring a miraculous comeback by Indiana"

Down by 18 with 1:12, that would be one hell of a comeback. LIke impossible.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just another easy, methodical win for Iowa

Just like every other game this season!

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I need...

An Indiana fan to add…

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."

by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

God’s Favorite

by Guancous on Oct 31, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's no name for the drive, Bob.

But the TD has to be called “Seven gets six”

by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just for good measure

A pick by Edds

'They are who we thought they were!'

by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well guys, it's been fun.

thanks for helping me off the ledge back in the 3rd

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sash MVP

that play saved the game. That would have been too much to overcome maybe.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm back again

Just to say thank you, and good afternoon.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs