SECOND HALF OPEN THREAD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sam Kinison First Appearance on Letterman (via ampoh)
Let the inner Sam Kinison out. It's healthy. It's all we've got.
Please let the second half go better, otherwise it's going to get ugly and we're just going to end up on This Week In Schadenfreude.
SOMEBODY SHOOT ME! THIS ISN'T KINNICK I'M IN HELL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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The Bosley Satisfied Date-Rapist never gets old.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Look...
they have one serious drive in this game. Otherwise, they have a 12 yard drive and a 35 yard drive for TDs.
We need to get points on this next possession and lock down for a few series and see what’s what.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I have faith
After drinking heavily during half time, I believe we will drive and score.
TUNE IN!
Let’s all sit back and see how Indiana can horrifically implode today!
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions
this.
"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors
New thread, new leaf
We come back and win 28-21.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
We cannot go 3 and out to start
need to get the crowd into it
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
We ROCK!
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions
Guys, take it from me
As somebody who went through both Toledo and App. State – you do not want your season to go down the tubes to IU.
That being said, my guess is that Iowa gets their heads out of their asses and comes back in this thing. There is way too much time left to hit the panic button just yet.
http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?
Fuck It
None of this is real. The #4 ranking, the accolades, or the undefeated record. We’re just not very good. We feasted on a weak Big 10, crappy inexperienced QB’s, and gift turnovers. I am done freaking out about this. I’ve tossed my last laptop across the room. I’ve cried out like a popped my groin for the last time. We suck and we’re finally back to the median, where we belong. We’re Iowa, after all. It was a good ride, but it’s over.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
*gasp*
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Over? Did you say "over?"
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I love it when a plan comes together.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Indiana
should thank Spivey for the GIFT of a TD at the end of the first half.
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
Amazingly
losing to IU wouldn’t be the end of the world. It’s not like an undefeated Iowa would go to the NC anyway.
I still think Iowa unfucks themselves in the second half and steamrolls Indiana.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
At least we start with the ball.
The upside to deferring in the first half?
Honestly, I prefer getting the ball in the second half.
Iowa’s defense is their strength. I think you have to play to your strengths.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That play has worked twice
At least we have one thing that works.
'They are who we thought they were!'
The ADJUSTMENTS
have been made. Indiana will come to realize this…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Damn, Eubanks got abused on that run by Wegher a few plays ago.
He just got shoved back and back and back…
Are we ever going to have a dominant O line again?
WE haven’t had a truly dominant line since 2002.
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions
They can't stay healthy.
We were on the way until Sparty stabbed Dace in the leg.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay...Moeaki is back.
They are overplaying us. So let’s fuck them up.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
YEAH!!!!!!!!
Now there’s a quality offensive play. WAY TO GO HAWKS! FIRST DOWN! i’m practicing positive thinking
Oh my.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions
I'm okay with this
defense will rise.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I like you guys and everything
But I can’t handle this shit right now. See you tomorrow once we have obtained victory.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions
now i feel like dying
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUCK
FUCK
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
Why why why why
We’re rolling them through dinks and dunks, and we go for the HR ball…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Great Play Action, Great Route . . .
Then a Stanziball.
Who the fuck
put Stanzi in the time machine that took him back to last year???
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
STANZIBALL
however the safety made nice play to close and catch that.
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
We've established the weather isn't better though.
Why take that chance? The short throws were killing them…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Our Line Play
is losing on both sides of the ball.
I don't want to live in a world where Bill Lynch is almost competent.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions
A Sash Interception
would be nice right about now.
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions
Indiana effectively switched field positions
Doing what Iowa does – Play defense, get TO’s, and pin the other team deep.
'They are who we thought they were!'
I don't know that I like a DB returning punts
I’d imagine they don’t get much practice securing the football.
This is gonna be a
GREAT drive! KOK was secretly ensconced in the basement with the brain trust and is gonna kill it!
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions
I'm not optimistic
because I don’t see anything from the line play.
Holy Christ
worst Stanziball ever.
"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors
WHO WAS HE PASSING TO???
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
This is so depressing
I cannot believe we’re losing this bad to fucking Indiana.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
Ok guys
I’m sorry, but I’m signing off. There’s no reason to think we can come back. Just not our day.
Okay...bye everyone.
I did what I could to stay positive.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
So.......
Do we have any plays with McNutt in the Wildcat?
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck Yeah!
Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983
by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions
OHMYGODOHMYGOD
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
I don't leave the bandwagon
I just get sad.
Big Mo turns around!
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
ANNNND
Everyone is now back on the bandwagon
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
There is ALWAYS reason to stick around.
Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983
by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:07 PM CDT reply actions
I changed hats...right at this moment.
you’re welcome.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Me too!
I had just changed from my t-shirt to my jersey.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
Me three
Changed from my t-shirt to a long sleeve shirt I had on for MSU
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
We are with the program...
we are back with the fucking program.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Amen Stoops
Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983
by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
EPIC MOTHERFUCKING SASH!!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
and suddenly the world seems brighter
one possession game, gents.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
If our D-line plays up
everything changes,
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
woah
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
So, the blitz
maybe not so bad after all?
"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors
I wanna have Sash's babies
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Now, can Stanzi get his head screwed back on?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He better
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That was mildly impressive.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions
We need to --yes I am going to say it--
stop the deep ball.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Hopefully that puts some doubt in IU also
And they begin to make some mistakes.
'They are who we thought they were!'
Where's the Tyler "Motherfucking" Sash pic?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
Or several
Luckier than a dog with three penii, I swear
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
I hate to put that on luck
but my god – you guys need to be thanking whatever football gods hate IU.
http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?
Does Indiana begin to say to themselves
here we go again.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Chappell = the hand of God

"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors
Clayborn's eating a baby right here
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
The interference is the least of our concerns here
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
well yeah...
on your own 10 is a shitty place to be
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
the d-line quit rushing for some reason
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
WTF?
He was out of bounds!
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
If it were OOB on the field, they'd call that a touchdown, I think.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
we need to stop playing catchup
and get with it
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Uh, I've learned to accept the slow torture of "bend don't break"
But the upside to that is supposed to be no big plays. So how about we get back to that, OK?
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
YES
I KNEW IT! OUT OF BOUNDS!
Lynch is gonna have a stroke.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
The Hoosiers just got FUCKED by the replay.
That was a touchdown. Holy shit.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Disagree
It appeared his foot was down, but it never touched the turf, while his knee did land OOB.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
This is what I saw.
But I can’t say that I believe there was enough to overturn the initial TD.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Watch it again
Hit foot is kicking up the rubber from the turf.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus
The officials are certainly trying to give Iowa the advantage.
'They are who we thought they were!'
Indiana is on the ropes
KNOCK THEIR FUCKING HEADS OFF already.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Indiana may have been screwed there
but, as Ferentz always says…you just move on. They may have gotten tired of Lynch’s histrionics.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Yeah, I believe he's out of the "coaches box".
Shades of Bob Knight.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Indiana's going to have a lot of reason to hate the zebras this year.
Between this and the UM INT, they’ve had a lot of tough calls go against them.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow
The Big Ten refs apparently didn’t like the SEC refs leaping over them in the shitty ref rankings.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
I disagree
His foot was dragging as he knee hit the white, that’s out of bounds.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
I agree.
It was ultra-close but his thigh hit the white and he gained possession of the ball.
And the BigTen
Can play the same game as the SEC
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions
I thought last week's game was bizarre
And Wiscy. Oh, and PSU.
This game takes the cake so far, and it’s not even close…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Apparently replay doesn't even let them get it right
Holy fuck
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
We've got a little home cooking today.
Man, oh man. Let the conspiracy theories begin.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I don't know about conspiracy or anything
But if IU got fucked on that INT call against Michigan, they’re got fucked by a grizzly on that last play…
http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?
then again
remember – IU fans aren’t exactly Penn State fans when it comes to CONSPIRACY THEORY.
http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?
Two seconds
Motherbitch. Your clock guy is a dick.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Lynch is one more call going the other way
of taking all this clothes off and running around midfield
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
that would make it all worth it....
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
I mean, do you blame him?
That’s 3 big replays that have gone against his team, and each of them was important and exceedingly close. If I was an IU fan, I’d be flipping the fuck out right now, and so would you.
"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors
OH MY GOD
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
jesus Stanzi
seriously, what the fuck. Time to sit him down?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
4th STANZIBALL
put in vandenberg
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
Full Retard
At what point do we have him take a series off? I mean, seriously?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Guess we don't feel like running today.
At all. Ever.
So much for confidence in Wegher…
'They are who we thought they were!'
I don't know your QB situation
but don’t you have to see if the backup can do something here?
http://maizenbrew.com
Get it?
No, you keep Stanzi in.
But take the ball out of his god damn hands and RUN THE BALL
'They are who we thought they were!'
This DL is sick of carrying the Hawkeyes
They’re trying to remind the offense that this is a football game.
We keep riding Stanzi. Only one pick was a bad decision throw.
"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,
We have a sad banana in the stands
Sadnana
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
I'm a sad banana
Are we TRYING to lose? I’m seriously asking.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
The WR was picked by the Ref
Stanzi’s throwing to spot
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions
It was a proximity pick, but yeah.
Davis just has to keep running.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Davis couldn't.
Literally got picked by the REF.
Was there contact?
I didn’t see it, but I didn’t watch the replay too closely.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Not his fault
Angry as I was at first, that’s just being unlucky. Ref pick.
Stanzi pulls this out
I give him a lot of credit. Most QBs would be in tears right now.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Most QBs would be in tears
But there is a support group in black and white stripes that are giving him a bunch of second chances.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
he has no short term memory
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
I give him a lot of credit. Most QBs fans would be in tears right now.
Fixed
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I only ask we have him take a series off, because he is imploding.
He normally walks off the field like nothing happened. After that 23rd pick there, he was yelling at himself.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Run the ball run the ball run the ball run the ball run the ball run the ball run the ball run the ball
'They are who we thought they were!'
bizarre
this is truly the strangest game i’ve ever watched
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 31, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions
The Real Conspiracy Here
Iowa state government is puppetmaster, running this season to cull the Iowa population of all people with high blood pressure problems.
That, or Big Tums is more powerful than I thought.
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas
by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions
I was chanting the same thing. To no avail.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Why Why why why
Can’t we have a hurry up for these situations?
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
certainly coming back
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Seriously.
If you know it’s close – just snap it and take knee.
Field position is crucial here.
Well, he got his hands under it
But you can see ball-on-turf there. I’d be surprised if he keeps it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
His hands were under it, but it's no catch, since the field supported the reception.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit
I can tell from full speed on TV that it was incomplete. These refs are blind as fuck.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
At this time two weeks ago, the Wiscy game was over
we’ve still got another quarter plus to go
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Well that's worth it for me.
He’s ridiculous over there. Rein it in a little.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
Given past replays in this game
That’s staying a catch.
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas
by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 1:32 PM CDT reply actions
Awesome
Refs go right back to stroking the Hawkeye cock.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Don't know about that.
That was absotulely HtH. May not have been intent, but that’s not important for the penalty.
Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983
by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
This guy Lynch is a jerk
his whining is out of control
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He's making Dick-Rod look like Gene Stallings.
/old
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey look!
There’s another helmet to helmet flag for the opponent to complain about…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Terrible call. Terrible.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I know, but I just hate calling that if the guy doesn't lead with the head.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
More importantly, glad McNutt's OK.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I dunno guys
Reply shows the helmet hitting the helmet first. I think there’ve been worse calls.
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
OH MY GOD. I feel sick.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
. . .
You have to bench Stanzi at this point.
"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors
It really saddens me to see the crowd
boo him. The guy’s one 12 straight.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
What?
The guy’s one 12 straight? What does that even mean?
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
I mean
This is gross. We’ve had CHANCES and Stanzi is just throwing ducks out there.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
I feel like I'm watching replays from earlier in the game
Refs blow some calls, Stanzi throws a pick
Rinse, repeat.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Rick Stanzi
Setting a record for worst qb performance ever. Has anyone ever seen someone throw worse long/sem-long throws?
Jamarcus Russell would like a word with you.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wait, wait,
I have a 2007-vintage Mr. Clausen on line 2. Put him on?
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas
by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus
The refs are trying to give us every shot to win the game.
Stanzi is far too polite to take them, apparently.
Okay
Y’all are now officially my favorite second team. This game has up and gone to bananas-ville. Too much fun.
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas
by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions
You can't blame Stanzi
For running the plays that are called. Why we continue to throw it deep, into the wind, when running the ball and short passes are working, is absolutely BEYOND me.
'They are who we thought they were!'
You know
he could throw the check down instead.
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I concur.
After the 2nd deep ball that hung up in the air and got picked off…he should never contemplate making that throw again.
I'll give you that.
But then why do the coaches keep calling that play??
'They are who we thought they were!'
why is ken o keefe still calling the deep pass into the wind
when stanzi threw an int on the same play earlier?? the play calling is confusing me.
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
yes
the run is there now…no need to give Indiana life.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
4th quarter with the wind
A couple long TD throws and we’re back to happy.
by Brock Sampson on Oct 31, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OK, no more tv noise....
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Just no need for any of this.
The run, and short passes are working, and have been working all game. Every time we go deep we get picked off. It’s just unnecessary! It’s almost like the coaching staff is panicking…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Both of those throws are TDs in games that don't have 15-20 mph winds.
Stanzi hasn’t adjusted to the wind, and his deep ball is suffering.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, but the wind has been there all day.
It’s not like it just picked up. Just no need to throw deep.
'They are who we thought they were!'
Being outplayed is one thing.
But that’s really not the case….Stanzi is making poor decisions, Special Teams has been awful, D is on the field WAY TOO MUCH.
Ok... I put some of this on Stanzi, yes.
But i think you have to at least wonder about the continual calling of deep plays, when the run and short passes are working. I don’t normally question the play calling.coaching staff, but this is frustrating…
'They are who we thought they were!'
But one guy running a deep route NOT EQUALS "calling a deep play"
It’s Stanzi’s decision to throw deep, not KOK’s.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
One more quarter....
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
A word about long passes
Sure the coaches are calling the plays, but those aren’t the only receivers running routes. I love Ricky, but he’s been misreading everything today. he doesn’t NEED to choose the deep route, but he has been all day. And when the receiver is open, he’s throwing the worst balls of the season.
Those throws need to be ropes...
Not lobbed.
We'll look back at this
one day. Wait. No we won’t.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I know what you are saying about the wind. Funny though their QBs seem fine. Just sayin.
Why not Iowa????
Their qb is playing much better.
Just sayin.
Are they throwing as many deep balls into the wind, though?
That doesn’t excuse Stanzi’s throws, but that isn’t helping either.
(sadly burning BHGP's warehouse of HEISMANZI t-shirts)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
What is that sticker on the crown of his helmet?
"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors
belive it's the ANF sticker
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
i think they are the ANF stickers
for America Needs Farmers
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
You can donate them as a tax deduction to some African nation
Like all the Buffalo Bills Super Bowl Champions t-shirts.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Why don't sites include live tackle totals...
…in their live boxscores ? They do it for NFL, but not college.
Ask and ye shall receive
Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983
by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
well, there it is.
"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors
this reminds me
of the royal tenenbaums when ritchie has that meltdown on the court.
maybe stanzi has a future in sailing?
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 31, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions
Only a fool counts
Ricky Stanzi out.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
WOOOOOO
We try to lose but we just can’t. HERE WE FUCKING GO!
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
I am no fool....
Stanzi for All-American
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I want a statistical study
of cardiac arrests in Iowa this fall. I wanna see how many happen on Saturdays.
my doctor made me swear off of IA football and bacon
i’m gonna fucking die happy dammit
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
is anyone else flabbergasted that we're only down 3 points?
by SoCratesJohnson on Oct 31, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions
Your moment of Irony
Stanzi closing in on his all-time high in passing yards.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He's got a shot at 300?
I guess a 92 yarder will do that.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
irony tastes like balls
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Don't bank on it...
but if they start throwing into this wind. Hmmmm….
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Chris Doyle looks like a thumb with a mouth.
As do all S&C coaches.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Gross.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions
someone needs to 'shop him with the "thumbwars" treatment
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Good Job Amari
I think Turner actually interfered with Amari, but I won’t complain.
That kind of offensive PI almost never gets called.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Apparently IU didn't see what happened
When Iowa threw into the wind last quarter…
'They are who we thought they were!'
Yes, they did. Indiana caught the ball every single time.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Indiana would be foolish to just give us the ball right back
why throw that deep ball then…oh, it’s Indiana.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'm having a hard time remembering why I liked Davie back in 2002.
Maybe it was was just the winning.
I'm back
Win time.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 1:53 PM CDT reply actions
We've missed you.
Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983
by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Great timing.
Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983
by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Pick would have been awful nice there.
But now Stanzi has a pretty short field to work with to at least get in FG range.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
OMG
"Do not cheat your team or your teammates. Know your plays. Block. Protect. Add to what we are trying to do."
The Only Colors
Boom, bitch.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Stanzi career best in Yardage
OMG!
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
The drive chart looks insane in this game
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
My girlfriend is shaking and crying.
It’s like post-traumatic stress disorder.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
See what happens?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
djkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjkdjk WITH THE PROGRAM!
I miss the Adam Robinson days
just sayin…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
hahaha
a roller coaster of emotions, and it’s not even 2 o’clock
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
My wife, the Mizzou Alumn . . .
Would’ve divorced me by now, but she’s fallen for Iowa’s season. She’s losing it as much as I am.
Bill Lynch is going to kill a prostitute tonight
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I might, too
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I will pay Bill Lynch for sex then kill him.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Crying and strangling her after dressing her up in a ref's outfit.
Columbus Hawkeye - Not letting his superlatives run away with him since 1983
by ColumbusHawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS
The entire state of Iowa won the lottery today, miraculously.
Jesus you guys make me sick.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
No, just sick
The thought of Stanzi being the starting QB, representing our conference in the Rose Bowl, frightens and disgusts me.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
amen to that stoops
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Stanzi really lured them into this trap beautifully.
Indiana may give up here? Or at least, pass it wildly down the field? Please…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Well
We can’t be that mad at Stanzi b/c obviously the wind was a huge factor, plus give him credit for not mentally melting down.
We CAN be mad at the play calling of the third quarter.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
I called for Stanzi's benching up above
You would think this would teach me a lesson.
And that lesson is: I will call for Stanzi to be benched before every game.
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:58 PM CDT reply actions
After everything
Iowa has outscored Indiana 21-3 in the 2nd half…
'They are who we thought they were!'
DJK is best route runner that Iowa has had in awhile
"You taught me a lesson, I was going to give someone the benefit of doubt, and I almost did, then something said, no don't, don't, its not for you, its not my thing" Larry David,
And now Willis
Looks like he might be tired of getting hit on that run.
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 1:59 PM CDT reply actions
It's time to van dance... dance... dance...

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
bullshit call, he never touched him on that block in the back!
if that’s what they call
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
That receiver was pretty adamant about defensive holding or PI.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
It'll be 10 by jNW.
That Adam Johnson-Koulianos is a beast.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I don't care
finally we’re the ones who are intercepting plays.
Chappel's throws into the wind
Make Stanzi’s throws look great.
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 2:01 PM CDT reply actions
I thought he was gonna call for a fair catch.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
You could see that pick
Almost immediately after Chappell let go of it
'They are who we thought they were!'
was IU #7 in timeout???:P
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Like Al Michaels' having the bloodiest eyes in the business yet he still sees? Amazing.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
From Hlas' twitter feed, which you seriously must follow...
“Stanzi will now throw a TD pass between his legs, just because he can.”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I have served my purpose
I am leaving now. Feel the win. Taste the win. Love the win.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 2:03 PM CDT reply actions
NO!! DOn't leave yet!!
THere’s still 8 minutes left!!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
If you ever drive back into Iowa, I may rape you.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions
you're not tall enough
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
running the ball=win
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Wonderboy is falling forward today. This is good.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
yeah, but the ball would still be in the inzone... 1,000 ft up!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
That's true...
This is Wegher’s first TD as a Hawkeye while still on the ground.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Knockout blow?
My head begs it to be so.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Jesus Christ
This team absolutely OWNS the 4th quarter this year.
'They are who we thought they were!'
And a hooker.
And then play “hide the body”
I'm not wearing any pants.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
letting things air out a bit?
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
6 TOs
And our offense puts up 28 points? Wow. If we could ever put a complete, 4 quarter game together on both sides of the ball…….
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions
The Cock is Rock hard!!!
And I didn’t even see the Erin Andrews video! Now don’t give me blue balls D!
Happel and Helverson?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we please give Stanzi credit
KF’s emotional stoicism was huge today. If I was playing we would have literally forfieted the game after Stanzi’s 5 int.
Could Ferentz and Lynch be more on opposite ends? No wonder Indiana caves, the guy is like an old girlfriend I had, for about a minute.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Looks like we need Bitchmade art for coaches as well. Jaysus.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude, he was questioning himself too, for the first time.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Just so we're aware...
Iowa’s one TD away from covering.
…YEAH.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Dear Bill
Lynch, You are a dick. Suck it.
Love,
Kirk Ferentz
I think that should be
Dear Bill
Lynch, you are a pussy. Eat it.
Love,
KF
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
His ball is floating...if he throws another out
we need to break on that shit.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
they're losing it completely
they’ve got the Darryl Clark Face on
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
The implosion
the implosion…the implosion
[Marlon Brando voice]
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I smell an Binns freak play
coming
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I smell Binn's pits
they smell of victory and nacho cheese
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
I'm jealous
You guys are having a season that’s part Hickory High School, part Major League, part Mad Max. Who could ask for more?
"You're excited? Feel these nipples!"
-Bob Costas
by karatefistsandbeans on Oct 31, 2009 2:11 PM CDT reply actions
I was a kid in NC for the 1982-1983 NC State run
I am having flashbacks.
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Just got back from a bike ride
Here’s what happened:
- Iowa’s only winning by four? Oh hey, interception!
- Wait, Iowa was FUCKING LOSING?
- FIVE STANZIBALLS?!?!?!
- WHAT THE SHITTING CHRIST?
- Oh hey, touchdown. Good.
Condolences for everyone who’s been watching in its entirety. Must be terrible for the heart.
by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 31, 2009 2:13 PM CDT reply actions
If it makes you feel any better
My legs probably feel as shitty as your ticker. FUCK YOU, MULHOLLAND DRIVE.
by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 31, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Apparently
the BigTeleven flag is terribly interesting to the cameramen
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
This wind is like GIants stadium wind
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
If we throw the ball again I'm driving to IC and cockpunching KOK
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
+100000000000000000
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Ah, see, I said "throw the ball," not "call a passing play"
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Fortunately
Stanzi was thinking “ARE you fucking kidding?”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Just likes to keep the fans on the edge of their seats
Or in the cardiac ward of the hospital.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Ferentz might be ferocious
in his defense of Stanzi today after game.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
mute button
is good
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Any chance Stanzi ends up as PotG despite throwing 5 INTs?
300+ yards, game saving TD passes? C’moooooooooon.
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 31, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
JESUS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!!
lol!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Was that OPS dressed as the green Telletubby?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Hey
Jesus is an Iowa fan, I saw him in the stands!
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
that's about the 10th thing someone needs to photoshop on this blog.
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
Stanzi was a running QB in H.S.
Fast fact for ya.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Too bad he isn't from South Dakota, like Adam Wegher.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
You know if this score holds
It will be Iowa’s 2nd largest margin of victory on the season. Fun Facts!
'They are who we thought they were!'
I'm thinking Bill Lynch might be the "fan" for this one.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN360 is on a delay
Its like you guys are commenting FROM THE FUTURE
by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 31, 2009 2:20 PM CDT reply actions
If you take away the INTs
the Box score looks like we killed them…this will be our first win without winning TOP I believe.
Wegher is going to get 100
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Hoosier Daddy?
we will actually pick up votes for margin of victory. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
someone break a long run
so Iowa can cover the 17.5 line. that would just add to this bizzare g
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 31, 2009 2:21 PM CDT reply actions
There are guys in Vegas who took Iowa
who are peeing on themselves right now.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Wegher's over 100, right?
Not bad for his first start.
Why did we not go to him
early and often in teh 3rd quarter? Stanzi throwing into the wind = EPIC FAIL
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
"Barring a miraculous comeback by Indiana"
Down by 18 with 1:12, that would be one hell of a comeback. LIke impossible.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Just another easy, methodical win for Iowa
Just like every other game this season!
'They are who we thought they were!'
I need...
An Indiana fan to add…

"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
well guys, it's been fun.
thanks for helping me off the ledge back in the 3rd
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Sash MVP
that play saved the game. That would have been too much to overcome maybe.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'm back again
Just to say thank you, and good afternoon.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 2:25 PM CDT reply actions
Oh, and......
FUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEAAAAAH
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Time for sad inidana person
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
spelling fail
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I am learning to love Stanzi
like an arranged marriage.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
nailed it
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, leading a 4th quarter comeback is the mark of bitches
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
His record as a starter?
By the same token, Pryor is like 15-4 as a starter, IIRC.
BTW, I don’t mean to hate on Stanzi that much. Just a friendly suggestion for a self-deprecating joke.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
Bitches don't win, fool.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Whew!
Okay, time to mix up the victory margs.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Congrats
Iowa actually managed to make me feel disgusted about an Indiana loss.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Hey Oops Pow Surprise
I want a T-shirt that says:
Iowa Football
60 minutes of hell
6 seconds at a time
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions
I'd pay money for that.
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
I want a t-shirt that says:
Iowa football 2009: Keeping Iowa Med School in business
'They are who we thought they were!'
So weird moment from actually being in the game...
Some kid down the row from me fell down and had a seizure about 45 minutes before the game….He recovered well from it but was still shaken. So this statement is pretty REAL.
Are...
Are they really comparing the 2002 and 2009 teams? And saying that this team would be the 02 team?
O…k…
by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 31, 2009 2:27 PM CDT reply actions
I'll say it
The most incredible Iowa football game I’ve ever watched.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Agreed
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
we always manage to outdo ourselves
in the worst possible ways
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
I'd like to point out
Ricky Stanzi will finish the day with an excellent 145.8 passer efficiency rating.
177 yards in 3 passes would do that
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the Hawkeyes. I love you all.
I am drunk.
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 31, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions
I think Lou is drunk.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions
he's ALWAYS drunk. how else could you put up with mark may?
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
They keep talking about whether or not his foot was down..
…didnt’ he bobble the ball when he hit the ground?
what's nice
is we scored enough that even if they’d had that score – it wouldn’t matter!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
I see USC losing tonight and
And I would not be surprised to see Texas lose. This game will not be discussed after those two games are over. Thankfully.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
nope
the pollsters don’t watch games, and certainly don’t watch Iowa (only SEC). They’ll see the see the final score, and vote Iowa in the same place. Unless someone above us loses.
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions
If Oregon curbstomps SC (which they might)
then yes, this game will be completely forgotten.
www.wewillalwayshavetempe.com
Had to DVR the game and watch it while my daughter was taking a nap
First, my daughter’s a real trooper to keep sleeping through all my screaming. Second, holy shit that was great, I went from totally pissed to elated in a matter of 5 minutes thanks to the beauty of fast forwarding through the commercials.
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
at the end of the day
a blow out is a blow out. no matter how ugly it was. we won and won BIG
BALLS OF STEEL RICKY! BALLS OF STEEL!!!!!!
I'm not proud
I gave up after the 5th interception. I just couldn’t see us winning.
But I was wrong. That forth quarter was the most amazing thing I’ve even seen.
It never gets to be easy
It would be nice
to see 60 minutes of football.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah turns out the wind was a real problem
If we had a functioning running game, I think we pound it in the third quarter and avoid the ints. But that is not who we are this year. Its funny, my usual criticism of KOK is that he is too conservative. And I am sure being behind changed the playing calling a bit. But I would have thought we would play conservative, run the ball, punt if we have to, play field position, let the D rule.
What happened in the 4th quarter was why we deferred. But we didn’t play the third quarter like we believe in that decision.
by Ratface McDougal on Oct 31, 2009 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
You sum it up pretty nicely...
I was at the game and if you would have seen how wide open those deep DJKs were you wouldn’t question the INTs so much. But the adjustment still should have been made.
To those who will argue
Indiana’s overturned td – Fuck you, we’re Iowa.
To those who want to see “pretty” football – Fuck you, we’re Iowa.
To those who don’t want see iowa in the MNC – Fuck you, we’re Iowa
And to jNWU… You’re up next.
Fuck you, we’re IOWA!
Championship teams just find a way to win...
I’m not saying…but I’m saying!!!!!!!!! 9-0…9th bitchmade…whose next?
Quick thoughts from the game
Stanzi was just flat terrible – but we have WRs that made up for it in the 4th quarter. Neither touchdown was his doing. However, Stanzi has now gotten reminded that he needs to manage the game, rather than trying to be the hero.
Wegher looked solid. If you take away how many times he’s tackled in the backfield because a D-lineman was either unblocked or just steamrolled an O-lineman, he would look even better. 25 carries for 117 with 3TDs is an excellent game. I’m not terribly concerned about not having Robinson when Wegher can do that.
The D didn’t look nearly as dominant as usual today, but did enough to win.
9-0 is 9-0. All these Mark May types, saying we don’t deserve to be highly rated, can suck it. We find a way to win. Otherwise, they’d better start dropping Florida, Alabama, and Texas down too. This “style points” BS should not determine the national champion. That should be decided on the field.
Re: Wegher
I dunno. He was great once Indiana’s D was all worn out and finished with nice numbers, but he was really bad for most of the game. I’m not looking forward to him against a better D.
To some degree
I think that’s kind of the point. Just like AP for the Vikes, may not look like he’s getting much done in the first 3 quarters, but it wears a defense out. In the 4th you can run all over them.
'They are who we thought they were!'
We are the Pittsburgh Steelers of college football
Not surprising since our jerseys are copied from them LOL.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 1, 2009 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
I do like how the ESPN crew
have renamed the 4th quarter, Stanzitime.
'They are who we thought they were!'
Well...that was interesting
I mean, awesome, but it’d be nice if one waseasy. If Stanzi was even okay that’d have been a blowout, McNutt and DJK were getting behind the defense all fucking day.
Isn't it nice to have not only big play receivers, but more than one?
We’ve got some weapons out there if Ricky can get the ball to them.
by Leftcoast Hawk on Nov 1, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
I just put up a post game thread to speed this up. Sorry OPS:
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/10/31/1109120/post-game-thread
ACTUAL POST-GAME THREAD
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/10/31/1109123/this-is-getting-fairly-ridiculous
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

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