THREADGAMEOPENBLOGLIVE: Indiana
Indiana Hoosiers at Iowa Hawkeyes, Oct 31, 2009 11:05 AM CDT
Wakey wakey, kids. Did you get your sleep? Always get your sleep, always. You'll regret it once you're 30--or so we're told.
Big weekend, big opportunity for those elusive "style points" we're always hearing about. Oh, who are we kidding? This is Iowa; we thrive on the one-possession game. Today's gonna suuuuuck.
But enough of the ingrown negativity. Battle music? Battle music, motherfucker; this one's for the defense:
The Hit Song by DJ Format featuring Abs (via danielgenalo)
See, I got hits, hits, hits. (How many hits you got?) Lots.
Big hits all day long, Pat Angerer and company. It's not that we want something horrible to happen to Ben Chappell like "decapitation by Adrian Clayborn," but yeah, we're gonna clap if it happens.
This is an open thread and we are open-minded moderators. But since we've got lots of new kids on the block--welcome, each and every one of you--a couple really quick ground rules that most of us already know:
- Mind the slurs against the gays and ethnic minorities. It's the 21st century and we're all better than that, right?;
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- Swear words are totally okay as long as they don't violate Rule 1, 2, or 3. Watch this: fuck balls. Fuck balls fart crotch.
Or in essence, don't be mean, don't be stupid, and think with your brain. 80% of our commenters are really, really good at this and they've formed literally the single best college football community (I will fight people about this; yes, BHGP's old guard IS the best in college sports Internet). Take their lead. Be smart and have fun. If those two things don't come easily at the same time, um... move along, youngin.
Okay. Now that that's out of our system, let's do this. Comments go below, and we'll probably get another thread up at halftime. Go Hawks! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Just Once
Just Once! I’d like a blow-out win with little question as to the outcome during the game…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GO HAWKEYES!
stoked about the game today. Hopin for a good one.
by HAWKEYESBABY on Oct 31, 2009 10:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Being old sucks
but yes, I got enough sleep to be able to get up and drink.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 10:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That sleep thing?
Totally true. Also, exericise. Gotta go for a run. brb
by Bucketochicken on Oct 31, 2009 10:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
8:15am on the West Coast
Well, AZ, and i’ve got the mimosa’s going as a warm-up to the beer…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Norm is coaching from the press box today
According to Rittenberg…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
any word on why?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howard on Gameday
has called him Adam Richardson twice already. Stupid stupid stupid
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes. yes he is
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's made an ass of himself on multiple occasions.
… Might be GameDay’s version of Emmitt Smith.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corso and Herby...Iowa Fans?
Desmond How-Hard did call A-Rob Adam Richardson…and he said he just doesn’t like the style of football we play. Cockso defended Iowa (kiss of death?) and Herby said “I love Iowa!”
Hey Des…Fuck you, We’re IOWA!
by jrr18Ha on Oct 31, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Other than the tricky Robinson-Richardson differentiation...
…there was nothing said on Gameday that was untrue. We have no room for “OMG GAMEDAY IS SO STUPID WE GET NO RESPECT” when our own coach doesn’t think we look like a top 10 team.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 10:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll agree
Just would like someone to get our leading rusher’s name right. Don’t think that’s asking too much…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh cool, fluff on jordan shipley
fuck me….
by Ill Jukes on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or, Castration by TMFS#9.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 10:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of GameDay
Any chance they make the trip to Columbus in two weeks? Which games would we be competing with?
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 10:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the best bet.
In other news, Oregon’s Donald Duck proxy is the boss. Definitely one of the best mascots in FBS.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Other game on that week:
Florida – S.Carolina
Utah – TCU
ND – Pitt
Arizona – Cal
Those are the only other matchups of two teams in the top 25…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll apologize now for the early image
But seeing Iowa on the front page at ESPN’s CFB section week-in, and week-out is never going to get old. Example:
“Early Bird Gets The Worm”
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 10:39 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beer is open!
Good morning. How about a toast across the country? Go Hawks!
by Rollin_Woolridge on Oct 31, 2009 10:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm playing a fun game called 'Find the Hawks'
Got two tv’s going – One on Gameday, one on the BTN. Whichever is talking about the Hawks goes on the tv with the sound on…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No shit.
You’d think we weren’t even playing in a couple of minutes.
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's Go Hawks!!!
Join in from Baltimore with Pizza, Wings, and lots of beer.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 10:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else find is sad that Dre traded in chronic and gin & juice for Dr. Pepper?
No? Is it just me?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 10:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no
It’s pretty damn sad
just look at what happened to Ice-T when he got old….
by MP hawkfan on Oct 31, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a damn travesty...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid question
but anybody have a good idea of what channel the game’s on?
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 10:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, ESPN.
Though you’d never know it if you are tuned in…
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ground rules
point of clarification: Is an Indiana Hoosier Football Fan technically an ethnic minority?
by everloyal on Oct 31, 2009 10:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We used to stand on Melrose and point them out like zoo creatures.
Look, kids! It’s an Indiana football fan!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think so
but they may count as an endangered species
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 minutes to kickoff!!!
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 10:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Phil Knight
looks like he does a lot of blow.
NaptownHawk
by NaptownHawk on Oct 31, 2009 10:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
off dirty butts?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Not so fast, my friend".
You’re not my friend you botox infused, Mel Brooks look-a-like douche.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 10:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Texas is going down
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 10:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That would be awesome...
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I hope so
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is USC
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think Texas can lose today?
Why not Iowa????
by CUNKNNK on Oct 31, 2009 10:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe they can
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that the shocker
making an appearance when Corso was getting on the bike?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God i wish i was in Kinnick right now.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO BOB DAVIE WOO
Mofo LOVES him some Hawkeyes
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YEah he does!
Remember listening to him, Jones and Holly Rowe doing almost all the Iowa games in ’02
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gametime!!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Magical Season???!!`
Really??!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We deferred?
What the hell is that?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, what? We did?!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like that's a bad omen or something...
We NEVER defer…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you high?
Iowa has deferred for years.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa NEVER defers.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They did against PSU last year....
But when we were down I’ll admit it was a bad call because we didn’t do anything in the 1st quarter. If we had had a lead coming into the 2nd…..maybe the game would have played out like everyone predicted. Tough to call with that wind.
by Argulor on Oct 31, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its time to unleash the baby eater
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to plug up that hole!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We cannot
underestimate this team. Right?
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Give the D-line time
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon guys
do not give up an early TD
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We've been doing that in passing situations since Iowa State
Tarpinian is effectively the nickel back,
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So much for not going down early
Indiana with a nice drive down the field…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Hawks giving up a TD on the first possession....
For something new and different.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw some babies into the D-line
they look hungry and lethargic
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMMIT!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:09 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
by IABerserker1 on Oct 31, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My god do we look slow
fuckity fuck fuck
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck. Why must we always start like this?
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic...
Iowa down 7 early, AGAIN
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everybody with me now
WE’RE FUCKED.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're pistol fucked
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
utterly fucked
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Norm will light the fire under their asses
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
out defense looked like
IU’s defense normally.
NaptownHawk
by NaptownHawk on Oct 31, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why defer on the KO?
So let’s change what’s been working seemingly forever and breakdown the D so far.
Momentum = Indiana.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What was that, like 43 straight 5-7 yard plays?
Why not Iowa????
by CUNKNNK on Oct 31, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think
The people at Natural understand what “Natty” really means….
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, let's see what the offense has in store today.
Gotta get started early…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
screwed
11 plays 69 yards. wtf.
by Chuck Long Duk Dong on Oct 31, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good return
by DJK
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice field position.
Let’s do something with it.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJK early
I like putting him back there
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJK with the program
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We are used to these morning games. Hawk Football - We play in prime time baby.
Why not Iowa????
by CUNKNNK on Oct 31, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Indiana - can't even hope to contain 'em.
Ouch.
by danthony on Oct 31, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
look at white lightning go
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 31, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Norm with a hospital visit?
That’s a downer.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I suddenly feel better about the run game
Wegher for 10
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, now we know why parker is upstairs today...
Jesus…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wegher Who??
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooh. I don’t like that story about Norm. Get that shit under control.
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, Norm was in the hospital
infection in his foot. Hope it’s nothing serious, but with diabetic complications, it probably is
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
his piggies got sick
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wegher'd
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
by IABerserker1 on Oct 31, 2009 11:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
REPLAY THAT SHIT!!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Vandervelde with a block in the back, it looked like.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First jailbreak screen of the year?
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay...
I believe in Stanzi. I believe he is due for a breakout game.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon "Wagger"?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Caught that too, huh?
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, no kidding.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wheger getting Robinson's blocking
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
O- Play Calling
WTF.
Wegher has huge holes. Keep running it.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Iowa's gouging Indiana on the run so far.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
O-Line
opening up big holes so far. Nice to see.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
encouraging
how open the field looks once Wegher gets past the LOS.
by everloyal on Oct 31, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STANZI GETTING HANDSY
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bravo.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice toughness, Stanzi!
Awesome, awesome. Way to get after it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think a response score is
pretty important here. Send a message to Indiana that they need to play a whole game.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It looks like we can run on these guys. And, fuck you IU, he’s the manzi.
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this 4 weeks in a row that we've seen this graphic?
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean THE PANTHEON?
Tebow, Stanzi, McCoy. It’s like Mount Rushmore, only if Mount Rushmore was more awesome
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Wegher has great patience
So does Robinson…really the key to their success.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stanziball Survival #1
Why not Iowa????
by CUNKNNK on Oct 31, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gotta go here
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whew
almost stanziball
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STANZIBALMOST
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STANZIBALL
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nickel Package?
Umm…check off to a RB draw? Easy first down there.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wind swirling?
DJK got a lil turned around there.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GUH.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was that blocked?
Or just ugly?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A lil from column A, and a lil from column B
I think.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MURRAYBALL
Fuck.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, enough of the fucking knuckleballs, Murray.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Did Murray
forget how to kick?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
awfulness
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
by IABerserker1 on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that kick looked terrible
as did his kicks last week
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murray's technique
looks horrible. He just stood up on that. I can see them ripping the redshirt off Trent. He looks terrible.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He keeps saying "Kool-ee-ah-nus"
I find it annoying
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Derrel Johnson-Cooleranus.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
What’s up? His kicks have looked awful lately.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am so tired of these limp home game starts
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking hell. Someone needs to straighten murray out.
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If he biffs another one, put in Mossbrucker.
That was a horror show.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, Murray hasn't kicked the ball
properly in three games.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Could be last year in reverse
when Trent was relieved,
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is more FAIL?
Daniel Murray’s kicking or the movie adaptation of The Blind Side?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murray's kicking can always be improved....
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lou Holtz as the head coach of the SC Gamecocks
in The Blind Side. Looks hilarious.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sandra Bullock as Supermom is a great touch.
Probably news to the actual Michael Oher, but ehh.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you imagine 14-0 to these guys early?
by stanfillr on Oct 31, 2009 11:24 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jNW has 28-3 early
…and they still won.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Binns is rediculous.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
8 foot arms guy, FTW.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Binns!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bins giant arms
he got hit in the elbow
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
I hate this shit.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Morehouse
reporting Greenwood is out
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the Fuck
Do we insist on coming out flat for home games?!
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Backup for Greenwood
Forget his name…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No D-line push
this is the deal every week…no initial push then WHAM…can’t wait for that WHAM.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they might go for it here?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fake?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nevermind
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Vertical clap - beak chomp thing.
Why not Iowa????
by CUNKNNK on Oct 31, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Your coach
is not an elligble receiver…
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's one of the saddest double-teams I've ever seen.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We own the interior line
Either Ballard or GULK are coming free on basically every play. It’s only a matter of time before Indiana implodes.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've noticed that too.
There’s now way their O-line is gonna hold up all game.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DJK can abuse this secondary
but do we want to play a wide open game? Run is there too.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kinda nice to have both options
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already nailed the QB once
2 more hits like that and he will be scared.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to demoralize this team
they are teetering.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He plays quarterback for Indiana
If he’s not scared now, he’ll never be.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The New Snuggie Song is AWESOME
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to get Moeaki
back in the flow…he has been. Silent.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's up for making "Being Ken O'Keefe"
the scenes of him calling plays would be comedic gold (in a really sad, “hawkeye fan slitting his wrists” kind of way).
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:30 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey
how about a play action or something on 1st down? Just a suggestion
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They did that on the last game and it was an incomplete pass, but okay
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Err, last drive
Point is, you’re not breaking any ground here.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this looks like a national title contender
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
got em right where we want em
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm...
Let’s stop giving birth on the field.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That bailed us out…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No it isn't.
The execution’s the problem.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, was THAT stupid
Thanks for the first down, Burks
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a pretty lousy PI call, but thanks ref!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tebow call
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
God, what a gift. Underserved, but taken
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to get out of these third and longs
we did that last week endlessly. We had been killing teams on third down.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Getting with the program...
in that DB’s face.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We do know we can run on them right?
I mean, those 3-4 runs to the left for 7+ yards per did happen right?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Hawks
This O needs to play with some pride. This is embarrassing. Stanzi’s passes aren’t on target at all.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gotta catch that one
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look!
It’s 3rd and 14 again!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
McNutt made that harder than it was
no? Stanzi without a completion.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Ferentz mention anything about their quality of practice?
Is this the first game of the season?
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, I'm officially worried about this offense today
How are we not throwing the ball non-stop against this defense?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ARMPUNT
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stanzipunt
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
... this is embarassing.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait...Stanzi has a completion now.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawks playing with the wind at their backs?
Ball seems to be sailing a bit.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Massive
Stanziball. Oh boy
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ
Don’t mind Stross wide open 10 yards to the left of that pass Stanzi…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The story of the last three weeks...no Moeaki.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Um, that wasn't on Moeaki.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stross was a better option, dude.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was open to the left of that pass!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here I thought I could have a stress-free Saturday for once
but no
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shame on us
For ever thinking that…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to make IU look better than they are
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
more INTs than completions
thats the kind of stat we like to make fun of other QBs for….
by everloyal on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stross is uncovered, Moeaki is in the Bermuda Triangle, throw to Moeaki!
STANZI WITH NO PLANZI
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CLAYBORN SMASH
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Clayborn and Gulk SMASCH!!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Defense sees that they will need to win game
Defense is hungry for rb and qb!
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No more passing.
Wegher for the next 50 straight plays. Sioux City style.
Why not Iowa????
by CUNKNNK on Oct 31, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, that's stupid
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disagree
This is just about the worst pass defense in the Big Ten. I’d much rather that Stanzi simply read the coverage.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes....
It would be nice if he could do that. But he hasn’t done it yet.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Small sample size.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sioux City style sasprilla?
That is good stuff.
Otherwise Sioux City style scares me.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would like to see more running though.
Holes were there on first drive…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, maybe not 50. Exaggeration fail. But less Stanziballs please.
Why not Iowa????
by CUNKNNK on Oct 31, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Defense!
Please keep us in this game until our offense decides to show up.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay. The first quarter is over. Let’s wake the fuck up now offense.
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So ESPN's theme today is "Hardworking Midwesterners"
as opposed to, I don’t know, Halloween?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If we lose, I'm starting a blog about jai alai
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am so there!
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those ads never get old.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quick ?
where should we tailgate next week?
by stanfillr on Oct 31, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Iowa City?
Just throwing it out there!
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is now the appropriate time to work out those details?
I mean, there IS a game on.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see Ferentz talking to KOK
“Okay, Ken. Hope you had fun with all that passing stuff. Hear me?”
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
0-0 in Ohio St game after 1st quarter?
Is that right?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They have a 1st and goal.
That said, -43.5 was insanity.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That ESPN basketball commercial
is beyond dumb.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GO AWAY NOW
THAT AD IS FUNNY
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
The Lamar Odom trophy ad wins
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Except he married a Kardashian. They are nasty.
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the bright side
Maybe Stanzi gets it out of his system early, and the TO didn’t hurt us.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:40 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Angerer was ALL over that one…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I sense the defense saying
okay, we’ll win this one too…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AWWWWWWWW
I wanted that fumble.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SO FUKIN CLOSE
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was Defensive Beauty
Ok Hawks, time to put a drive together.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Little Wiley is awesome!
Angerer …Happy??
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis with the near punt FAIL.
Hmmm.
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I understand
Ferentz’s concern on PRs
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is our concern, dude.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keenan.
I love your potential. Please do not do that ever, even again.
Leaning into the catch?
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crowd is in shock.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, do we have a good O-line or a bad one??????
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hello, O-line?
WAKE UP
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We have no first down yardage...
well, we have -30 or so.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PAKIBOMB
Oh God no.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yes!
nice catch and run at least
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another 3rd and 13
I’ll be keeping track
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paki Bomb
for the 1st down! Love it!
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are we just started our possessions on 3rd and long now?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PAKI
wants a second chance.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PAKI
never thought this’d happen: the only offensive player to play with heart so far.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paki-Bomb in your FACE
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Pakibomb exploded on that d-back.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PAKIBOMB

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PAKI YOU
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
positive 1st down yardage!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stanzi not throwing very accurately
yet…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon
He put that one where only his receiver could helplessly tip it to a safety.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't get the memo
Is DJK with the program this week?
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not worried about DJK
Stanzi doesn’t seem to be with the program yet
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can see why
people are not sold on us…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know, it's true what they say...
Despite lackking agility and being slow afoot, Paki O’mera does serve a purpose.
by skyjo on Oct 31, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
McNutt has stonehands today
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No pass interference? Really?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
McNutt!
Why did he slow down?! Should have been 6…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
McNutt
doing his best to render last week’s catch meaningless
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When did Marvin
become Stonehands from Unnecessary Roughness?
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What is up with McNutt?
he looks afraid to catch it?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our offensive line looks like shit so far.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our OFFENSE looks like shit so far
Corrected
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Hawkeye State on Oct 31, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO FOR IT!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we've won 4 out of 6 meetings against Indiana
that’s shameful
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Indiana really should have taken that penalty.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a bad call...it is irrelevant but...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Fuck
Can we do anything right on offense????
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
glad to see
the reffing in Kinnick is back where it usually is
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow...this is not a good start
when Donoghue can’t pin them.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok to the bar
although this might be more fun.
GO IOWA AWESOME!!
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 31, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhhh
the majestic beauty of the iowa river
by SoCratesJohnson on Oct 31, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're a second half team. We're a second half team.
We’re a second half team. We’re a second half team.
I’ll just keep repeating that to myself…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It wasn't a bad call, guys
It was a pretty obvious pick. Timed right, it’s a good play, but he was way too early. Quit bitching.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, Dad.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're fine.
New kids though, y’know. Fuckin’ rugrats.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hay guyz
Can you please drop this one and then one more? We’d appreciate it.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
by 06Lion on Oct 31, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe changing my laundry will change their play...
let’s see if this works.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it!
My fault guys, wasn’t wearing my lucky hat… Got it on now, we should be good to go.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
VELOCISASHTOR
…okay, that one sucked
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Playing to competition
I swear, it never fails.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3 and out, bitches.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good defensive stop
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Slayborne!
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NO 1st down for u!
u no can has!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ESPN's Coverage Sucks
Anybody know someone at ESPN we can bribe to see a fucking replay from time to time? These guys make me pine for Pam Ward.
by SavagePoop on Oct 31, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You take that back!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
About Pam Ward, I mean
but otherwise, yeah, they suck
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Davies...
…is drunk, high, or both. Only a urinalysis will convince me otherwise.
by SavagePoop on Oct 31, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A defense of a #4 team
an offense of a JUCO team.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We have no rhythm. No sense of urgency when we're on offense.
I like to see guys moving around with a sense of purpose, getting plays (and players) in and out with some plan.
The offense needs to Get With The Program.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, boys. Time to fly. Let's do this.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Keenan Davis
one and done.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow....
They were playing Audrye Sessions for the bump there. Those guys were awesome at 80/35.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They're no Rascal Flatts
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that guy getting a blowjob from Facebook?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dont' think I'd want that...
you don’t know where it’s been
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lot's of Popeyes
in Iowa?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:54 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where is the nearest popeyes to IC???
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a couple in Des Moines.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seafood from Popeyes
Worst. Idea. EVER.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 11:54 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
i don’t know what’s worse…the pain and suffering that our first half play generally causes me or the fact that I’m stuck at work refreshing the play-by-play on yahoo to keep updated.
by hawkeyeguy85 on Oct 31, 2009 11:54 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know ESPN has a gamecast don't you?
Still won’t get to see it, but at least it will go play-by-play
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or let's just let them blow up the play
fuck
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look, 3rd and long!
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
draw fail
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look!
3rd and 15 AGAIN. Christ
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Julian Vandervelde getting blown up.
Again.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wait, I blinked, did we have the ball?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boooing
not good
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And our retarded fans start booing.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Fuck I hate us sometimes.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to be slightly fair, this is fucking frustrating. Not right, but jesus
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we win, they'll storm the field.
like idiots
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly.
We looked like we’re sleep walking.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe a Morse run
BEFORE it was 3rd and forever would be effective.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT! THE! FUCK!
We have not played offense one fucking time, and now our special teams is even falling apart.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
all aspects of our game is pathetic.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Every phase of the game.
Here comes a two possession lead for IU.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Murray take over for Donahue?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is our entire team self-destructing?
What the hell was that punt?
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well there's a first
Donahue sucking…. scary
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And here comes the double-digit deficit
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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by The Cheat on Oct 31, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
punt fail
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
Iowa at Kinnick is turning me into an alcoholic.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The announcers are bored with us.
And thanks to the bad FG attempt by Murray we are in deep shit.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's just the icing.
The O-line is cake
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for one of those turnovers I've been hearing so much about
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sash SMASH!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cincy scores a TD on a botched Field Goal
And we’re losing to Indiana by 7. Nice.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Willis vs. Clayborn and Sash
It ends like it ought to
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're looking at our Western Michigan, gents.
Oh well.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The D-line needs to make something happen.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You have got to be kidding me
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
we look like shit.
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thought I saw a hold, but oh well, time to start drinking.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I shouldn't start watching till the half...
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
I don’t believe this
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is Our Offense's Fault
Eventually you will fucking lose games if your offense is incompetent.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
urgh....14 - 0 with no time left in first half?
God awful. We have taken a team waiting to give up on the season and convinced them they are FLorida.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you fucking kidding me?
14-0?! FUCK.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going back to bed.
This is just a bad dream, right?
by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WAKE THE FUCK UP. FUCK THIS. GOD DAMMIT
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY IS GOD'S NAME ARE WE RUSHING 3 LINEMEN?
Prevent?
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gentlemen, you're doing it wrong.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone see us scoring 21 points today?
that’s the scary part.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do these ESPN guys put out on the first date?
could there be any more slobbery wet kisses for IU?
by SavagePoop on Oct 31, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They are up 14-0 on us
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at this point
i’d take those underarmor kids in place of out O
by SoCratesJohnson on Oct 31, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That kid is jacked beyond belief
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they don't score before the half, they're done
no way this offense can put up 21 in a half
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by The Cheat on Oct 31, 2009 12:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And "Julian Vandervelde is a matador"
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
It’s not that he’s not trying. It’s that he’s not very good at tackle football.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would say the difference is sloppyness
As in we’re very sloppy and they aren’t. I haven’t seen this many penalties and dropped balls by Iowa all year.
by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we do a no-huddle offense?
Or hurry-up? Just to change the tempo or SOMETHING?!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
of course there's a flag
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Penalties are killing the Hawkeyes.
That’s the fourth, or fifth time we’ve heard “if it stands”
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a "computer making sure you lose" game
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!?!?!
We’re playing so badly I almost want us to lose. They look fucking awful.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on.
Thinking before typing: it’s a good thing.
by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep in mind what happened to IU vs. Northwestern
this ain’t over
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course
we’re just shooting ourselves. Aren’t we supposed to be disciplined? Aren’t we supposed to get stronger as the season goes on?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for joining us, Marvin.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, McNutt found his hands
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
god i'm agreeing with bob davie. oh no.
by ethanol33 on Oct 31, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
QUICK! MUTE THE TV!!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hinkel, actually
He was free this weekend. Let’s see if the refs notice.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin' A
A dapper Danny Nordmann sighting.
by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So when does the whistle get blown?
Wegher was shoved 9 yards back before the whistle
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That happens in like every game.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here we go
nothing but TD now
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TURF GREMLINS FUCKYOUSUCKME
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJK!!!!
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DJK huge catch
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
Wish he would have stayed on his feet. But the 5 yard line is good…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WITH THE PROGRAM!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice coverage. Indiana is still Indiana.
Better throw and catch.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is back with the program
Davies makes the point that Indiana has been here before too,…we need to remind them that they suck.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fans back
offense back
now we need the defense back
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH HI IOWA
Welcome to the game!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoever drives the bus with the offense on it
needs to start getting to the stadium sooner
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WAT
You mean it wasn’t a noon kick-off?!
by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they "fell back" a day too early.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why can't we keep this up?
better question, why can’t we START like this??
WHY!!???
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck IU
this is ours
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's great blocking. Fantastic .
by The Mexican't on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Touchdown!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK IUUUUUUU
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This drive began when I muted my tv. No more sound this game.
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Best.Kicker.Evah!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's get a quick defensive stop
and see if we can get a couple more points
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Love it
But this being asleep for the first quarter and a half is not going to get it done against a team that’s not Indiana.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
please let it be so
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Conklin pick six coming, you mean.
Hey, might as well dream big, right?
by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank fucking God.
We needed that.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 31, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There they are
Why do they have to be such drama queens? When they offense clicks like that, we’re unbelievable.
by stewartom on Oct 31, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the Tom Brokaw Iowa commercial is actually really well done
by ethanol33 on Oct 31, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whereas
That Indiana commercial is really lame.
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're fun!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel exponentially better about this situation.
I think I’m still breaking out the whiskey though.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wiscy is kicking the snot out of Purdue
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It really is a shame
that such a nice stadium has to be wasted on Indiana football.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The O has arrived!
Bout fuckin time!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jrr18Ha on Oct 31, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there it is
Dakota Dunes, South Dakota
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't be an Iowa game
Without it…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ADAM???!!
we have an ADAM WEGHER ON THE TEAM???!!
fuck this shit.
I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.
by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have hte link for Dolph and Ed? These announcers suck the sweat off a dead man's balls.
by SavagePoop on Oct 31, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my god
They might as well just come out and say, “We don’t know where we are, it’s effing cold and it’s effing early and we don’t recognize any of these players.”
"I believe he’s been reincarnated, that he played before, in the twenties and thirties, and he’s back to prove something."
by Andie203 on Oct 31, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Desmond Howard was calling A-Rob and Dace...
Adam Richardson and Dace Robinson.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god, Bob Davie just found out where Wegher's from
Prepare to get Musbergered!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he going to get shitfaced too?
by The Nihilist on Oct 31, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be very entertaining.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rece Davis has never been to South Dakota?
Pfft. He is so not worldly.
by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What do you expect?
His name is “Rece.” I’d be surprised if he’s been out of Connecticut.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IU playcalling=macarena
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by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who started with the ball?
I was a little slow this morning
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Indiana, surprisingly.
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by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa deferred for ball in 2nd half
by SavagePoop on Oct 31, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That still blows my mind
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which I thought was a bad omen when it happened.
Don’t fuck with the formula, guys.
by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is surprising
I just assumed we did
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by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good spot.
His knee was down before the ball crossed that line.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and I thought they gave him more than he got
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
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by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This will end poorly.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For who?
Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy
by Confederate Hawk on Oct 31, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indiana, of course.
Indiana football: Finding new forms of futility since forever.
Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 31, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This challege is not wise.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a helpful replay
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As have all of them...
That’s not even the right play…
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'll get better
they’re new at this sports coverage thing
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These guys are on the top of their game today
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a worthless replay
thanks guys
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gread camera work ESPN
This must bring your kid to work day for them or something…
by SavagePoop on Oct 31, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA
Let’s show a pass from 8 minutes ago.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There is no angle which will make that a first down. Cus it wasn't.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, we know what Clayborne was doing
is that what they challenged?
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by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The ball is in his stomach when he gets tackled
No way it’s further than the original spot.
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if anything, they should move the ball back half a foot
by txhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that this is new news, but Bob Davie appears to have a head injury.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 31, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He was seen with Ed Podalak this morning at about 8 o'clock
That explains a lot…
by SavagePoop on Oct 31, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know.
Apparently, after he was down, he moved the ball and Davie saw the ball and said ooh…it’s so pretty.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone pass the KY...
we’re gonna take this in the cornhole
by SavagePoop on Oct 31, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THE BALL WAS IN HIS STOMACH WHEN HE WENT DOWN
It was not extended out. GAH!
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit! A decent call!
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by Ioweegin on Oct 31, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta go for it after using that TO
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by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF
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by The Cheat on Oct 31, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ballard, you son of a bitch.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 31, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT WHY DID YOU JUMP
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 31, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMN IT
'They are who we thought they were!'
by twsmith23 on Oct 31, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You knew they wouldn't snap it.
DISCIPLINE.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 31, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Unreal
that better not result in points
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by dburba on Oct 31, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Motherfucker.
Stop being so goddamn sloppy.
by RossWB on Oct 31, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and the d gives it to them
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
by tseyb_06 on Oct 31, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gun, Bullett, Foot, Shoot.
/O'keefe'd
by Smokin Herb Grigbsy on Oct 31, 2009 12:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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