This is awesome...

by Hawkaloogie on Oct 30, 2009 5:36 PM CDT Comment 21 comments

[Bumped, even though we're just going to laugh at the neighbor's garage door. Spooky Christmas lights, guys!--OPS]

I am not much for Halloween decorating, but I wish I could take credit for this. I received this via email today. Some delicious son of a bitch out there has this in his front yard. As one of my friends put it, "That made my pants move." I think that pretty much sums it up.

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I think you might be missing something.

A picture, perhaps.

by RossWB on Oct 30, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Whew

I thought my computer was losing it.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 30, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Try staring at the red 'X' for 15 minutes.

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 30, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

still staring...........................................

i don't wife em...i one night em

by smokinthereiff on Oct 30, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmm....

It comes up on my computer. Weird

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Oct 30, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fail

This better be good

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on Oct 30, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I need the awesome

Looks like you’re img src is a hotmail attachment. I’m on the edge of my seat, man. Upload that shit to imgur and try again. I won’t be able to enjoy my Saturday unless I see this picture.

Maybe.

Ouch.

by danthony on Oct 30, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Its, like, ...

a picture of the crowd at the white out game, right?

by Zulu on Oct 30, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wait

If the picture is of the barbed cock of satan, it is probably photoshopped… as Chris Dufresne is dickless.

Pimpin' Hawkeye Football Ain't Easy

by Confederate Hawk on Oct 30, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

EDITOR'S NOTE

All comments above this were from before the picture link was fixed. Calling them stupid only makes you look stupid. Be forewarned.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 30, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Except...

That it’s still not fixed. But I’m guessing it’s the RIP signs of the previous 8 teams that the Hawks have Bitchmade, with the blow up Herky.

by ICHawk on Oct 30, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's fixed now, jerkhead.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 30, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Right on.

by ICHawk on Oct 30, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok

that is awesome. I hope they have the next one ready to add to the row as soon as the game is over tomorrow.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 30, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I normally...

think that people who put up copious Halloween decorations in the yards of their private homes are pretty freakin’ gay. In my house growing up, you got one or two cardboard pictures (usually of some lame ghost, or a black cat walking in front of a pumpkin) to hang on a window, and that was it.

But, this is the sort of thing that can change a person’s mind.

Go Hawks!

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 30, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OK

Now that actually was pretty awesome.

And now I kind of want a giant inflatable Herky.

by RossWB on Oct 30, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Just don't hump it if you get one

by Leftcoast Hawk on Oct 30, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your advice is a little late...

Leftcoast.

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

-- Judge Smails

by WaterlooChazz on Oct 30, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Heh...

…this is the front yard of my good friend and former section leader’s house. Good to see it making the rounds.

by fossilhawk on Oct 30, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

today is my birthday. I wish I had powers but Im pretty sure I dont. the only present I want is a hawk win.

oh and the gaturds to lose to georgia.

damn I wish I were a witch! because we would be no. 1 and usc, texas, alabama, and the gaturds would lose while stanzi looks like peyton manning today. oh and the hawks defense would be the scariest of all! upon my signal…unleash hell!

by kinnickcolt on Oct 31, 2009 7:29 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs