This Is DJK's Facebook Picture Right Now

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 28, 2009 4:37 PM CDT in Football Comment 26 comments

Tyler Mother****ing Sash

I saw that this was DJK's facebook profile picture, and I thought it was too awesome not to share here:

For the record, the thread's reaction seems mostly positive, though one person said "The color scheme is kind of...?" Yes, Studman69, you totally figured it out, it's all an insidious gay plot to make your testicles fall off. Christ.

Anyway, this is still really awesome, and all credit where it's due: reader HawkeyeRecon, who originated the picture here in the comments of the BHGPodcast with BSD. Take a bow, you magnificent bastard.

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The picture, awesome.

The fact that DJK is using it as his profile pic, 6 kids of awesome!

by Enoch on Oct 28, 2009 4:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Are you saying...

that it’s the Brady Bunch of awesome?

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 28, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thought you guys would be pretty proud of that.

I saw that today when I logged onto facebook and I had to grin.

by Sol-Train on Oct 28, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It's meant to be

DJK and Tyler “Motherfucking” Sash are going to go off on IU.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 28, 2009 4:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DJK rules so fucking hard

by NorseHawk on Oct 28, 2009 4:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

But is he with the program?

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 28, 2009 5:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I'd say he's with Tyler-MF.Sash's program...

and that’s good enough for me.

DJ-MF-K has been MF-$$$$$$ the past few games, so frankly I don’t care if he’s programmed or not anymore. If he’s not programmed, start the program after January 7th, for cryin in a bucket.

Also, DJK has a great sense of humor, apparently, and that’s always good.

“Program? We don’t need no….etc.”

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 28, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where do I order a T-shirt?

I’ll need an XL for me and a couple mediums for the kids.

by Stay thirsty, my friends. on Oct 28, 2009 5:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You can make one.

I made one for the Mich game. All you need is a light colored t-shirt and some of those Avery print iron on transfers you can get from wal-mart.

I hope that is okay HawkeyeRecon, I saw your pic and needed to show everyone.

by J.R. Angle has a posse on Oct 28, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That is the greatest ever.

But for the fact that it’s technically against policy at nearly all of them due to the profanity, I want to change my avatar to that at pretty much every message board to which I belong.

by DonnyDonovan on Oct 28, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Just checked my voicemail.

I live in Florida and just checked my voicemail after a 5 hour happy hour. My college bro left a message from Cali saying “check out BHGP, DJK is using that pic you made.”

All I can say is DUH, of course he is, its MOTHERFUCKINGTYLERSASH, who wouldn’t make that their facebook picture?!!!!

All joking aside, I am truly honored. DJK has been a stud receiver for us since he’s been on the field. I’m super psyched to hear HART got him back on THE PROGRAM! DJK was so close… so many hours on the practice field, in the classroom, in the weightroom (doesn’t he bench like 375???) The fact that DJK could recover from the deathspiral of defeat he was descending into… As an Iowa fan, I have to attribute all of DJK’s skill, heart and dedication to HART. I mean isn’t that it? Didn’t HART do it? His timely chastisement, I mean… if that didn’t happen, wasn’t DJK destined to no play time and eventual soul defeat????

DJK, you can only keep using that picture if you continue to be
MR MUTHERFUCKINGCLUTCHRECEPTION!
(but who else would you be but Mr Clutch??? That is who you are!!!)

Sorry bout the quality of this pic. I used photoshop at work for the Sash pic and only have Fireworks at home for this one. Somehow I doubt it’s going to negatively affect DJK’s skillz.

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 28, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and to Studman69, you can take that "rainbow gayshit" elsewhere

it’s late 70’s early 80’s rainbow cool! didn’t you ever have iron-ons?

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 28, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ugh. I put HART instead of harty. shows the esteem i hold him in

I don’t even know dipshit’s name.

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 28, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's just fine

Even if it did bother (and it doesn’t), your pictures more than make up for it. I’m going to go broke making t-shirts with the pictures you create. This one above is another masterpiece.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 28, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

These pics rock!

Can you make one for Mr. Adrian “whosemybitchnow” Clayborn? AC is a beast and deserves his own gallery of big 10 biatch’s on their backs!

by jrr18Ha on Oct 28, 2009 11:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I need to make another clayborn pic. maybe one of him picking a QB out of his teeth?

Maybe just one of him like Dr Manhattan in Vietnam in The Watchmen blowing muthas up with his mind?

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 28, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice!

I like the idea of him picking a QB out of his teeth, maybe with all the recent victims laying dead around his feet. – Good stuff!

by jrr18Ha on Oct 29, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You have a larger res version of the Sash image? I think that would make a fantastic tailgating shirt:)

by arkham69 on Nov 2, 2009 8:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

I think that Tyler Motherfucking Sash

Has a better Facebook picture

(no offense to HawkeyeRecon, but, well, you just can’t photoshop his any better)

by Twin Cities Hawk on Oct 29, 2009 1:39 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah she's hot. Is that Erin Andrew's lil sis?

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 29, 2009 7:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

She is attractive

Please don’t kill me Tyler

by Duez I say on Oct 29, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've got a buddy that crashed at Sash's place last year

he said she’s a 23 or 24 year old model.

Sign me up for one of those, k thanks.

I do have more rhymes than Jamaica got mangos.

by LuebkeSwims! on Oct 29, 2009 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

All I can say is

I love that picture.

by CapitalHawk on Oct 29, 2009 2:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The downside (and it's a small downside)

is that, you KNOW that’s now his nickname forever.

Motherfucking.

I can see him as a rookie in the NFL, and the salty vets are yelling “Tyler Motherfucking Sash, bring me some Gatorade!”

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 29, 2009 10:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

BHGP has gone big time

First, Rittenberg pays homage to OPS and HawkeyeState with his reference to “the Manzi”. Now, even the team itself is getting in on the act. Well done people, very well done.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 29, 2009 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think DJK might be a true fan of this site now.

His picture changed to the one of stanzi hugging him after the wisconsin game (I know that was originally from somewhere else but still). Also I just realized while listening to the podcast that the MF nickname was given to someone very maligned by hawkeye fans that used to play for Indiana….I dont’ know who it suits better.

by Argulor on Oct 30, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs