IOWA IS GOOD... FOR A BIG TEN TEAM
by vahawk on Oct 27, 2009 9:52 AM CDT
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So, I live in the DC area and am listening to the Tony Kornheiser radio show. One of his guests today was Pam Ward. Two words for her; FUCK HER!! And not in the carnal knowledge sort of way. This is basically what she said:
- The Big Ten is a mediocre conference (those were the actual words)
- Iowa is good for a Big Ten team this year
- When asked which is the best team she has seen this year, she was like "uhhhhhhhhhhh" until Kornheiser said either in person or on TV
- Basically called Iowa lucky, and thats it
- The SEC and Pac 10 are God's gift to football
So, I guess since Pam Ward said it, it has to be true.
Oh well, lets do it like Kirk: This week, this game. It will all work itself out in the end.
Or do it like a farmer: Keep plowing forward.
Or maybe we should do it like a gay porn star: Fuck them all in the ass
Go Hawks!
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Pam Ward is pretty good for an ESPN announcer. Actually, no she’s not at all. She is horrible and the best part about Iowa going 8-0 is that there is almost no chance we will have any of our games thrown to ESPN2 and the F-team announcing duo of Ward and Whatshisname?theretardedone.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Ray Bentley?
I think I remember that name from all the submissions to awful announcing I made thanks to him.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 27, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
My bad on that
I had my earphones on when I typed it. You don’t realize how loud you are typing when they are on.
tWWL Conspiracy
So now we all know why Iowa is shat upon by tWWL… It’s all Pam Ward’s doing. Was she also in on the Pink Locker Room protest a few years ago? Seems like something that would be up her bull-dyke alley.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Oct 27, 2009 12:14 PM CDT reply actions
Aw, c'mon, man
That’s not fair to Pamcakes.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 27, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Mmmm, Pamcakes
Those sound good with some syrup and butter.
by Pubes in Pink Urinals on Oct 27, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
How dare you
No one loves Iowa more than Pam Ward. She’s practically been our home announcer over the last few years. I’m convinced the only reason the Ark. St. game was on ESPN2 is because she missed us.
I would assume that a lot of various things and objects goes in and out of her bull-dyke alley.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Oct 27, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The Big Ten Conference: a mediocre conference for mediocre announcers
Right, Pam?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
How bout a swap meet
Is there any announcer from Versus that covers the serial pillow fights we know as the the Big 12 North that we can trade Pamcakes for?
Everybody wants a little milk of Michael
Versus announcers are worse
Just think about that for awhile.
Worse
Your accusation is impossible and therefore incorrect. Pamcakes is the most awesomest awful possible.
I'm a little confused...
I usually watch the Iowa games, when they’re on one of the sub-channels, with the sound off. So, is this “Pamcakes” that kind of dykie looking chick usually teams up with the little bald guy? Announces in a deepish monotone?
Bob Greise
would also like a word.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 27, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I like to call her...
“Man” Ward because she is clearly not 100% female. Secondly, I would think with the Big Ten having a deal with the ESPN family of networks, they would be none too pleased to hear of her comments.
"I'm not doing any good back here."
As an aside
How come we never get Erin Andrews to be the sideline reporter for our games? We get stuck with Pamcakes 2-3 times a season, but no Erin. That’s just fair.
As an aside to my aside (tangent much?), I’ve been hoping all season that someone, be it player or coach, who Erin is interviewing would make some comment along the lines of “…they’re a great team and a tough game. Loved your home movies. Gotta take this one game at a time.”
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Well, it's all in fun, I know
but that’s a cheap shot. She didn’t do that for publicity; she had nothing to do with it, was humiliated by the encroachment. I have a kind of fetish for privacy, which she, like all of us, deserves. She’s a cute girl who has a job because she’s cute, who was stalked by a weirdo, and I think she has handled it pretty well. Yes, I am defending Erin Andrews in the middle of my workday. Christ I need a new jones other than BHGP.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Good point(s)
And yes, it was in jest. There was just so much absurdity in the whole situation:
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
She's cute
but I would take Charissa Thompson from The Big XI Network any day over Erin.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 28, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Erin Andrews was...
the side line announcer that got the double single finger salute from USC TE Blake Ayles during the Notre Dame game. Pete’s got him picking up trash in one of the slums that encircles USC.
She was also
the person interviewing Tebow before last season that may go down as one of the most awkward, sexual-tension-filled, college football interviews anywhere. Can’t find a clip of it anywhere right now, but if I come across it, I’ll be sure to post it. It was gloriously uncomfortable for everyone involved (Tebow, Andrews, any and every person watching).
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
This one possibly?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 28, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Which game was it?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 29, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
If you come across it
Please, Do. Not. Share.
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