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IOWA IS GOOD... FOR A BIG TEN TEAM


So, I live in the DC area and am listening to the Tony Kornheiser radio show.  One of his guests today was Pam Ward.  Two words for her; FUCK HER!!  And not in the carnal knowledge sort of way.  This is basically what she said:

- The Big Ten is a mediocre conference (those were the actual words)

- Iowa is good for a Big Ten team this year

- When asked which is the best team she has seen this year, she was like "uhhhhhhhhhhh" until Kornheiser said either in person or on TV

- Basically called Iowa lucky, and thats it

- The SEC and Pac 10 are God's gift to football

So, I guess since Pam Ward said it, it has to be true.

Oh well, lets do it like Kirk: This week, this game.  It will all work itself out in the end.

Or do it like a farmer: Keep plowing forward.

Or maybe we should do it like a gay porn star: Fuck them all in the ass

 

Go Hawks!

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That's ok

Pam Ward is pretty good for an ESPN announcer. Actually, no she’s not at all. She is horrible and the best part about Iowa going 8-0 is that there is almost no chance we will have any of our games thrown to ESPN2 and the F-team announcing duo of Ward and Whatshisname?theretardedone.

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 27, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ray Bentley?

I think I remember that name from all the submissions to awful announcing I made thanks to him.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 27, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the unknown perks

to being undefeated is the lack of Pam.

by Bluzmn on Oct 29, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YELLING HEADLINE

LOUD NOISES

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 27, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My bad on that

I had my earphones on when I typed it. You don’t realize how loud you are typing when they are on.

by vahawk on Oct 27, 2009 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tWWL Conspiracy

So now we all know why Iowa is shat upon by tWWL… It’s all Pam Ward’s doing. Was she also in on the Pink Locker Room protest a few years ago? Seems like something that would be up her bull-dyke alley.

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Oct 27, 2009 12:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw, c'mon, man

That’s not fair to Pamcakes.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 27, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How dare you

No one loves Iowa more than Pam Ward. She’s practically been our home announcer over the last few years. I’m convinced the only reason the Ark. St. game was on ESPN2 is because she missed us.

by NorseHawk on Oct 27, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would assume that a lot of various things and objects goes in and out of her bull-dyke alley.

by Twin Cities Hawk on Oct 27, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JUST KEEP WINNIN'...

Sixty minutes of football, six seconds at a time. GO HAWKS.

by Zulu on Oct 27, 2009 12:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aren’t you being overly generous to her?

by txhawkeye on Oct 27, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 27, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How bout a swap meet

Is there any announcer from Versus that covers the serial pillow fights we know as the the Big 12 North that we can trade Pamcakes for?

Everybody wants a little milk of Michael

by Dr Feelgood on Oct 27, 2009 2:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Versus announcers are worse

Just think about that for awhile.

by NorseHawk on Oct 27, 2009 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worse

Your accusation is impossible and therefore incorrect. Pamcakes is the most awesomest awful possible.

by benvious on Oct 27, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a little confused...

I usually watch the Iowa games, when they’re on one of the sub-channels, with the sound off. So, is this “Pamcakes” that kind of dykie looking chick usually teams up with the little bald guy? Announces in a deepish monotone?

by Zulu on Oct 27, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Greise

would also like a word.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 27, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to call her...

“Man” Ward because she is clearly not 100% female. Secondly, I would think with the Big Ten having a deal with the ESPN family of networks, they would be none too pleased to hear of her comments.

"I'm not doing any good back here."

by Hawkaloogie on Oct 27, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As an aside

How come we never get Erin Andrews to be the sideline reporter for our games? We get stuck with Pamcakes 2-3 times a season, but no Erin. That’s just fair.

As an aside to my aside (tangent much?), I’ve been hoping all season that someone, be it player or coach, who Erin is interviewing would make some comment along the lines of “…they’re a great team and a tough game. Loved your home movies. Gotta take this one game at a time.”

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 28, 2009 9:51 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's all in fun, I know

but that’s a cheap shot. She didn’t do that for publicity; she had nothing to do with it, was humiliated by the encroachment. I have a kind of fetish for privacy, which she, like all of us, deserves. She’s a cute girl who has a job because she’s cute, who was stalked by a weirdo, and I think she has handled it pretty well. Yes, I am defending Erin Andrews in the middle of my workday. Christ I need a new jones other than BHGP.

Mr. Boh Knows ...

by Bellanca on Oct 28, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point(s)

And yes, it was in jest. There was just so much absurdity in the whole situation:

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 28, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's cute

but I would take Charissa Thompson from The Big XI Network any day over Erin.

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 28, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who’s the librarian lady in the ESPN studio during college football? Yummy.

by txhawkeye on Oct 28, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wendy Nix?

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 28, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Erin Andrews was...

the side line announcer that got the double single finger salute from USC TE Blake Ayles during the Notre Dame game. Pete’s got him picking up trash in one of the slums that encircles USC.

by Zulu on Oct 28, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She was also

the person interviewing Tebow before last season that may go down as one of the most awkward, sexual-tension-filled, college football interviews anywhere. Can’t find a clip of it anywhere right now, but if I come across it, I’ll be sure to post it. It was gloriously uncomfortable for everyone involved (Tebow, Andrews, any and every person watching).

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 28, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This one possibly?

TitleTown USA

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 28, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't find it on YouTube

that’s not it, though

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 29, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which game was it?

"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me

by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 29, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you come across it

Please, Do. Not. Share.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Oct 29, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More than he could do with Ray Maulega (confident my spelling is wrong) after he dry humped her at the Rose Bowl last year, no? Classy.

by txhawkeye on Oct 28, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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