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8 and Oh After Sparty: Ode to the 2009-10 Hawkeye Football Team

 

We’ve never been here before

It feels like a dream

8 and oh and after Sparty

What does it mean?

 

The defense was clicking

The O made me weep

Sparty took away Tony

And DJK deep

 

It was no garden party for

Sandy, Greeny, and Dace

But The Clayborn Supremacy

Planted Cousins’ face

 

Hook laddered and battered

KOK in a rut

Fourth and seven, two seconds

Stanzi slant to McNutt

 

My kids were asleep

So quietly I danced

Two things in my head

Beer and blackheartgoldpants

 

8 and oh after Sparty

Despite all our issues

My dick is still hard

I need lotion then tissues.

 

Fourth in the BCS

Cincy, Boise were bucked

If we win out now

Mac and Texas are fucked

 

Two weeks then the Horseshoe

Can’t afford any falls

Note to T. Pryor

T. Sash wants your balls (no homo)

 

To Captain Kirk and the Hawkeyes

Raise a glass, give a cheer

Beyond Brew!!! And the Gophers!!!

Lies the Final Frontier

Unless otherwise expressly indicated by BHGP editors, this FanPost is strictly the viewpoint of the author and is not endorsed by BHGP in any way.

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