NEVER ANY DOUBT: 15-13, Iowa Beats Michigan State
In an instance where the score was TOTALLY closer than the game itself, MSU came up just short and ahahaha we're just kidding, the Spartans are probably going to have to punch themselves in the crotch for about five hours straight after that one.
Quick recap if you missed: MSU scored after two big pass plays late in the fourth quarter to take a 13-9 lead. Iowa marched down the field. Michigan State intercepted Stanzi near the goal line, but it only came after a patently obvious defensive hold, which was dutifully called and gave Iowa the ball at the 7 with 15 seconds to go. After three straight incomplete throws to the end zone, on fourth down and with two seconds on the clock, Ricky Stanzi threw a slant to Marvin McNutt, and the receiver held on as time expired. Game, blouses.
For as long as it'll stay up--probably not long--the final play, one more time:
Ricky Stanzi Last Second TD Pass To Marvin McNutt (via EAPlayMaker)
It's not as if Iowa didn't earn it, of course; though they clearly didn't make the most of their red zone opportunities YET AGAIN--15 points in four chances is scarcely admirable, especially with three of the drives taking snaps inside the 3--they still got it done when it counted. It just happened to be at the expense of our well-being and heart health, neither of which we will recover until some time in March 2010.
Also, as SBN helpfully points out:
Iowa became the second Big Ten team to win at Penn State, Wisconsin and Michigan State in the same season. The 1997 Michigan Wolverines also accomplished the feat and shared the national title that season after going 12-0.
Now, WE'RE NOT SAYIN', WE'RE JUST SAYIN'. Now, we dance.
Move Your Feet - Junior Senior (via sundaysworstenemy)
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Fuck the beer
My new drink is MAALOX & SCOTCH
by bolthawk on Oct 24, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good to finally win a laugher.
The recent close games were starting to get to me. It was nice to have this one well in hand early.
by indyhawk on Oct 24, 2009 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my dick
is still hard
And you can take that to the bank.
by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Motherfncking OUTRAGEOUS
did we get lucky?
You betcha.
But this team makes luck like beans make farts.
WOW. I’m mcfncking flabbergasted with DELIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 24, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit....
I’ve seen that picture in a dinorsaur book from when I was a kid in elemenary School….WIN!!!
by Argulor on Oct 24, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dino-riders was awesome
I still have some action figures at home.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 24, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell yes it was
Undoubtedly the greatest obscure cartoon from my childhood. Which is quite the honor.
I mean let’s break this down:
Dinosaurs: Awesome
Lasers: Awesome
Dinosaurs with motherfucking lasers: My head just exploded from all the awesome.
by NorseHawk on Oct 25, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget
Time travel – Even without the 21 Jiggawatt flux capacitor and DeLorean – awesome
Reptile humanoids – awesome
Tangent – any other engineer experience disappointment when you learned flux capacitors didn’t aid in time travel?
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 25, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I am going to have to go with
vodka botching that up.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 25, 2009 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't fucking do this for 4 more games
I’m 45 fucking years old….there is no way that I will survive this season the way it is going now. Can someone just fucking tell me that we win the last 5 fucking games, and win the NC???
Hawks....yup, I like 'em
by Rozhawkfan on Oct 24, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SAD MSU guy....
The camera man caught at the end…..I started yelling at my wife and she looked at me like I shit my pants….what a game. Stanzi is the Manzi, I hope A-Rob is ok…is ankle looked fucked. I hope every recruit in Michigan was there to see that shit. Michigan and MSU both lose on the same day. I have tickets to the OSU/Iowa game third row on the 40 I bought on stubhub before the season. HELL FUCKIN’ YEAH…I’M BRINGING ROSES
NaptownHawk
by NaptownHawk on Oct 24, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate our defensive coordinator
We had your offense mostly bottled up for 58 minutes. We certainly weren’t allowing big plays (the one thing the prevent is designed to stop, although I’m not convinced it even manages that). Why mess with a good thing? Instead, we go to the prevent defense for about three snaps, at which point you’re already inside our 40. Do we go back to what had worked before that? Hell no. Now let’s try the Tenuta BLITZ BY GOD BLITZ EVERYBODY attack! Guess what … that didn’t work either.
Iowa football, keeping cardiologists in Cadillacs for the last two months. (And MSU’s been doing the same for at least the last seven years.) Maybe Iowa pulls it out anyway if we do the sane thing on defense; it’s been that kind of year for you guys. But I like our chances a hell of a lot more if we stick with the defense that had allowed all of 200 yards in the first 58 minutes instead of giving you two minutes against a defense that’s fucking designed to allow ten yards at a time as long as you stay in bounds (never mind that in college the clock stops anyway because you got the first down).
Good luck with the rest of the schedule. Win out and beat the shit out of whatever overrated OMG SEC team you meet in the title game.
by SpartanDan on Oct 24, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Your oach sounded pretty astonished.
I think you win that last drive 9 out of 10 times. This is just one of those seasons. I was deflated after you scored, but this team was not. Go figure.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dantonio seemed
astonished that we got three plays off in the last 15 seconds. Mentioned it at least twice in his presser. I’m not sure why though, seems like great clock management to me.
by icculus on Oct 24, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't it actually 4 plays?
It’s nice to able to open this site up for the first time today. For some reason, I’d open it, and the mobile version (if anything came up at all) would pop up. Very frustrating. Kind of like no “edit” feature.
by TarHeelHawk on Oct 24, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? Traffic wasn't that bad.
If you want to drop us an email with the problems you were having, we can pass it along. That sucks.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a whole lot to describe.
I have this site in my favorites, but for some reason my computer would try to load the mobile version whenever I tried it earlier today The result was a very long cycle of loading/reloading, followed by an error message. This time the mobile version actually showed up, but I was able to click on “full site version”
So here I am, fresh off of nearly giving myself a heart attack and punching a blade off of my ceiling fan.
by TarHeelHawk on Oct 24, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a similiar weird mobile problem
In that sometimes I can leave a message from my blackberry that allows me to leave a Header and Comment/Body text. Sometimes I can only do the header. There seems to be no rhyme nor reason as to when I can leave either. Odd
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 25, 2009 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks man.
Always appreciate it when you swing by here. Cousins is fucking legit. Best of luck the rest of the way.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cousins looks like REDFOOT from the Usual Suspects
he may have been ZED in Pulp Fiction

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 24, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Dan.
Great game tonight – MSU is fucking GOOD. And yeah, Cousins is awesome. Destroy all in your path from here on out.
Go Sparty.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 24, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate "moral victories"; they're still losses.
And yet I am looking at the rest of MSU’s conference schedule with a lot less angst than I was previously.
by CPT Hoolie on Oct 25, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks man
Classy opponent fans are always welcome here.
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 25, 2009 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is devolving into a Seinfeldian circle jerk.
“You’re classy!”
“No, YOU’RE classy!”
“How can I be classy when you’re classy?!?”
Although after seeing the picture of OPS in his half-shirt, I say he can be my shmoopie anytime.
by CPT Hoolie on Oct 25, 2009 11:56 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I can't figure out if that game is the best Hawk finish I have ever seen or not
I think it was…given what was on the line. And that it was on the road. I mean, who realy though that after that brilliant Hook and Ladder, followed by that gutsy TD throw we would come back?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely.
Best fucking finish ever. The two other games in the discussion would be ‘85 vs. Michigan and CapOne Bowl vs. LSU. Both were epic, but this one takes it due to the factors you laid out. Also b/c it set the 8-0 record, continued the 12 game win streak, broke Ferentz’ shit streak in East Lansing and actually forced the ESPN goons to mention us in a semi-positive fashion. They can suck it, but still. Oh yeah, Pasadena is now looking good.
by Imustbreakyou on Oct 24, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a brilliant call...
when it happened, I was sipping my High Life thinking “Dantanio, you magnificent bastard!” Hats off to MSU on that one, it was a brilliant move.
by TarHeelHawk on Oct 24, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hear, hear!
is that the right way to put that? That was an amazing playcall by the MSU coaches, the absolute right call given the circumstances (3rd & 18, I think?). Gutsy, and well executed. Hats off Sparty.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 25, 2009 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the other side ...
… I’m not even sure it cracks the top 5 for most depressing MSU finish I’ve ever seen. Painful in that we had a chance to take control of the Big Ten race (well, not quite, seeing as we’d need OSU to drop one since we don’t play them and their noncon record is better than ours) and blew it, but compared to gacking up a three-score lead to Notre Dame in the rain, 10- and 17-point leads against Michigan midway through the fourth quarter (in ‘04 and ’07), losing another one to Michigan on three missed FGs, losing to Louisiana Tech and Central Michigan on recovered onside kicks, getting our asses handed to us by Northwestern, losing to Illinois at home in ’06 (whose suckitude is surpassed only by Illinois ’09) … we have a long, long history of depressing losses. At least this was a close game all the way against a very good team that isn’t a hated rival.
by SpartanDan on Oct 24, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That may be...
the funniest “bright side” at the end of a depressed rant that I have ever heard.
No we did not deserve this game, but we will take it.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 24, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"No we did not deserve this game"
Says who, motherfucker? I didn’t see any fluke plays go Iowa’s way. Both teams deserved to win.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm only an MFer...
in that, I have been with your mom, OPS. (Not recently, though.)
Basically, what I meant by “we did not deserve this game” is that, if we are a team good enough to be 8-0, and good enough to beat PSU, Wisky, MSU, Zona, and Michigan, then I would like to think we could score more than 9 points in 59:58 of play (I mean, what are we? Iowa State?). Is this nitpicking on my part? Sure.
And yes, I am about 42% joking with all of these comments, so you don’t have to send the “patented OPS roast comment, including random cuss insults.”
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2009 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure you did.
Your defense kept the game close. You held Cousins to 50% completion precentage (need to add more letters to your PWNED graphic now). The game was never more than a 4 point lead for either team.
How is that “not deserving it”?
by CPT Hoolie on Oct 25, 2009 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ehh, I'm not sure about Cousins on the PWNED graphic
he’d probably have the best day on there. If it was on me I’d probably hold off on him at least until I was already adding another no doubt bitchmaking.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 25, 2009 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
In now way did Cousins performance warrant the “PWNED” graphic. He played a hell of a game.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 25, 2009 1:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It says something about Iowa's defense
when a guy can complete just 50% of his passes and everyone is still like “no no, he was great!”
by NorseHawk on Oct 25, 2009 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lack of turnovers
made a huge difference.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 25, 2009 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was a Sparty
I would have to say the come back by ND 2(??) years ago would be my most heartbreaking.
I used to be a big ND fan (when I was in catholic grade school) and it broke my heart when you guys lost.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 25, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you referring to the MAKE PLAYS game?
That was in 2006, The Insanity’s last season. That wasn’t so heartbreaking as it a) pretty much sealed [REDACTED]‘s fate, and b) gave us Valenti’s rant as an eternal reminder of “no matter how low you get, there’s always somebody lower”.
For me the worst in recent memory was Michigan 2007, where a Ryan Mallet sack-n-fumble that should have sealed the win instead bounced perfectly to Mike Hart who ran for the first down to keep Michigan alive.
by CPT Hoolie on Oct 25, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't have any idea to MSU references to that game
I wanna say ND came back some 30 pts starting in the late 3rd alone. 2006 sounds right because Quinn was the QB. I believe it was the same year as the ‘Bush push’ USC game.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't the Bush Push year
That was ‘05, when we beat them in South Bend in OT after blowing a 21-point lead (and nearly giving up a safety to lose in regulation). Don’t think we ever led by more than 17 in ‘06; it was 16 with about 10 minutes to go before we footgunned ourselves out of FG range (I think the sequence went something like “false start, timeout, hold, sack, timeout, hold, 3rd and 43”), gave up a TD (failed two-pointer), fumbled, gave up another TD (missed PAT, so it’s a four-point game), threw a pick-six, got to midfield, and got picked off again.
by SpartanDan on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
my mind might be a little under the influence of vodka.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 25, 2009 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit
I’d completely forgotten about that play. And I was at that game. Why did you have to remind me?
(For sheer depression, I’d have to go with ND ‘06. Yes, it meant the end of the John L. era, thank God, but it also meant that four hours of standing outside in 45-50 degree weather and pouring rain went for nothing. No matter how miserable the other games were, at least I wasn’t walking back to the dorm soaked to the bone and hoping I didn’t catch six kinds of pneumonia as my only reward for going to that game.)
by SpartanDan on Oct 25, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 25, 2009 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This will come as no consolation
But both teams deserved to win, and neither team deserved to lose. If ever there was an argument for the beauty of tie, this was the game. I wish you nothing but the best of luck in all your remaining games Sparty.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 25, 2009 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope NO ONE is wearing pants right now. I know I'm not, and I'm at a bar
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 24, 2009 11:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Of course, it helps to know the owner, and he encourages this type of thing
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 24, 2009 11:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I'm drinking a French golden ale...
…whose name translates to “the beer without pants”
by Maizefed on Oct 24, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is the name?
Duvel for me
And you can take that to the bank.
by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 11:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
What is the name?
Duvel for me
And you can take that to the bank.
by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 11:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Brasserie la Choulette...
…les sans culottes. I got it with a bunch of bombers by mail order from liquid solutions. It’s just fine, works tonight. After this I’m hitting my homebrew Irish red ale and saison. Duvel is solid.
by Maizefed on Oct 24, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it weird
that I recognized “sans coulettes” as a term from the French Revolution?
/huge history nerd
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 25, 2009 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No pants here!
EVERYBODY MOVE YOUR FEET AND FEEL UNITED OH OH OH
Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on Oct 24, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think ever one
should be doing jump kicks with no pants.
Shada’s revenge and MongoLikeCandy know what I am talking about.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 25, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't even own pants anymore
I set them all on fire as a sacrifice to whatever deity allows us to win games on last second passes and consecutive blocked FGs.
by NorseHawk on Oct 25, 2009 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone here a cardiologist?
I’m still having heart palpatations… someone make sure I’m just excited and not throwing emboli, OK?
by Angle's Dangle on Oct 24, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you're not on warfarin....
then you’re not throwing emboli….I’m a future pharmacist…..trust me….GO HAWKEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Argulor on Oct 24, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
future pharmacist
could you provide us some xanax for the upcoming games?
by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was yellling so loud I missed Dolph's call of it
I had the whole radio/tv thing going.
by TarHeelHawk on Oct 24, 2009 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My wife
Wants me to come to bed but i am still jacked. I better go though. She is the boss.
And you can take that to the bank.
by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 11:21 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I watched on BTN,
so I didn’t hear Dolph and Eddie’s call. Anyway to post a link here? Then again, the sound of them passing out followed by dead air doesn’t make for exciting radio. Wait, in this case it does!
by hmbfossil on Oct 24, 2009 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heard it on ESPN Radio on the way back from the Hawk Watch tonight
Predictably, they all lose their shit and someone (Podolak, it sounds like – go figure) starts screaming.
I am waiting with baited breath for Chris Hassel’s re-enactment of the last two seconds of this game.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Oct 24, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amen to that.
Will be watching SoundOff tomorrow night.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine WHO13 might post the video on their website - that is, if Hassel does one
But if anyone out here in BHGPland can post it on BHGP so my ass here in Minnesota can watch it, that’d be much appreciated. Thanks!
by Twin Cities Hawk on Oct 25, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mobile BHGP is the best thing ever
Moeaki going in motion was a great play call to give McNutt on Yo Face single coverage at the end. also drinking at a bar while being on BHGP doesn’t suck. tehchnolgy!!!!1
by Life as a G on Oct 24, 2009 11:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Mobile BHGP may be awesome,
but not when you’re on your home pc.
by TarHeelHawk on Oct 24, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know, 60 years ago, they didn't HAVE Internet!
Spoiled brat.
(I kid, I kid.)
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
60 years ago they didn't have toilet paper either
okay, maybe they did, but corn cobs were in heavy rotation…
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 24, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My grandmother (who has lived in the same house her whole life)
once gave me some corncobs in my stocking for Christmas. Just in case I got lost somewhere and needed someting to wipe my ass with.
by TarHeelHawk on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For what it's worth
Stanzi gets a helmet sticker on College Football Final. Why? He didn’t make any plays.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 25, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to give a helmet sticker to Wayne Larrivee
For saying that the giant choo-choo train that levelled Sandeman didn’t lead with his helmet on two different occasions, while watching the sloooooow-mo replay of the hit, before somehow coming to his senses and realizing that players usually don’t get knocked out and involuntarily stiffen up and start to shake.
Asshole.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Oct 25, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
Larrivee can eat a dick.
by Imustbreakyou on Oct 25, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he really say that?
I had the radio on during the game, so didn’t hear any of the TV calls, so I have no reason to believe he didn’t say that. Wow, what an ass!
I don’t know if anyone heard it, but right as they were going to commercial break for Colin, Dolph called the MSU crowd “morons.”
by TarHeelHawk on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You bet your Tar Heel ass he did
I started screaming many, many horrible things at the TV with my stunned wife looking at me as if I had lost the plot when Larrivee said, paraphrasing, “That was a clean hit” as he was watching the replay in slow motion.
by Twin Cities Hawk on Oct 25, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
May said it was for the last drive
Not the greatest helmet sticker but I will take it.
…give me the courage and the ability to so conduct myself in every situation that my country, my family, and my friends will be proud of me.
-Nile Kinnick
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not wearing any pants. I'm drinking Beam. I think I'm still palpitating.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STANZI MCNUTT
TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ON THE FINAL PLAY OF THE GAME, THE IOWA HAWKEYES REMAIN UNBEATEN!
by sfshilo on Oct 25, 2009 12:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I see a Sad Sparty Panda.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 25, 2009 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please, allow me.

Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Oct 25, 2009 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer
this guy with his shirt

by JohnnyPgood on Oct 25, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about the guy on the far left?
by Leftcoast Hawk on Oct 25, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the guy on the right better, personally.
That’s just me though.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goofy headgear will always win out for me.
by RossWB on Oct 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep...goofy headgear.
It is sort of like a schedule with helmets on it. It doesn’t seem like it should be that much more cool, but it is.
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 25, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't realize MSU played "DONG" tonight.
IMAGE STABILIZER FAIL
by CPT Hoolie on Oct 25, 2009 1:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My god, it DOES say DONG
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 25, 2009 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't keep doing this
I will, but holy shit this is bad for my blood pressure.
I friend of mine texted me after the game, asking if it’s better to be good or lucky, I told him that good is better, but i’ll take luck.
His response? Any road win is a good win. For an asshole, he can pretty smart.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 25, 2009 9:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not Only Does Binns Have Long Arms..(From Hawkeye Report.com ref. Game Ball awards
DEFENSE- BRODERICK BINNS – A close call between Binns and Adrian Clayborn, but when all the numbers were tallied up the long armed defensive end had a pretty impressive evening. Binns finished with eight tackles, including one sack, and two pass breakup’s. His sack was a big one in the 4th quarter that seemed to stall the Spartans drive.
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Oct 25, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how does it feel to be on the right side of two seconds in the state of michigan?
us penn staters have never experienced such things…
thanks for a great ending btw. really enjoyed watching it. i’m to the point where i’m giving up on rooting for iowa to lose to get us back in the big ten race. here’s to hoping you guys go undefeated, get in the MNC game, and bring SOMETHING back to the big ten…god knows tOSU can’t do it.
We decide when you hear the snap count...
by thedrizzle on Oct 25, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MIchigan fan says congrats!
Congrats guys on a great win this past saturday. My wolverines are down and it will be a bit before they return to form. In the meantime, go kick some ass, take the BT title and represent! Very nice work!
by joelrodz on Oct 26, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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