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SECOND HALVED LIVEBLOG: IOWA AT MICHIGAN'S STATE

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Amari Spievey frowns on your shenanigans, Kirk Cousins; let the rest of the Iowa defense do the same.

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"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

But I want it to continue. :-(

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

god dammit

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

shit

so close, again

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Cousins is like 5-5 when he gets rocked as he throws.

God damn it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

great penetration by Hunter and Edds there

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Great blitz to blow that play up.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

IF we can win first down this half

we win

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

great play to tip that

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

BINNS!

He was a TE in high school. He has giant arms.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Binns freak arms kills another screen

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Both teams are more of a threat to score

when they are on defense. I think I am happier when MSU has the ball.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY. SHIT.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

This is why I love Iowa football

I’ll take monster D over 40 points a game EVERY TIME.

Love it.

by storminspank on Oct 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh lord

I think he killed him

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy hell

That didn’t look like it was much fun

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I call that play murder, rape, kill.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Christ

Oh mighty

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Claybourn kills you

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Cousins face is now pregnant

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Call me B.Mears,

Because I LOVE Adrian Clayborn.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice job Sandy

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Another nice "halftime adjustment"

for the d-line

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what they call the halftime roids.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice return by Sandeman

Even nicer job by the return team not to commit any stupid penalties.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Clayborn

Demolished Cousins on his blind side. I’ll take it.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry I'm late...

I was still posting on the first half thread.

by Argulor on Oct 24, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

like it

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hold on guys...

I need to go take a cousins.

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

musco

needs an ad agency

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

MUSCATINE REPRESENT.

We’re small, we can’t afford ad agencies.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

FWIW, OMG TEBOW just threw a STANZIBALL for a pick-6

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

the devil made him do it

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice cut

Because Vandervelde got blown the fuck up

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Gahhhhh, that could have been a nice play.

And does anyone else think Stanzi could have run that for the first?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I do

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe. There was a guy and another guy over there.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

He’s pretty slow, and there was an MSU guy closing

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

thought he was going to

he was still a good ways behind the LOS when he threw it though.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

dammit

this is beginning to piss me off…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Claybourn ate Cousins for dinner on the last drive and now a fumbled football for dessert

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

CLayborn is a man

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he say "Clayborn raped the ball away"?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

scraped

close enough

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dammit

Pick that shit up

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF?

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Sparty knocked it thru Clayborn's arms.

Ball was probably near Clayborn’s knees when it was covered.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

THat RB has been shaky with the ball

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

screen coming up

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

We didn't get that?

Oh well, there’ll be more where that came from.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

They change refs at halftime too?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

shit

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh for fuck's sake.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

You cannot let that happen

fuck

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

that's unbelievable.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking hell

That’s the kind of shit this defense is designed to protect against.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Greenwood's down

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I’m fucking pissed off. Stop this shit now.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Hang in there and soon the announcers will start up the "Iowa just hangs around..." talk

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than that:

Iowa actually scoring points.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

Very true

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need a turnover...almost had one but I feel they are MUCH closer

to coughing it up than we are.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

agree

but i feel they are also much closer to scoring than we are

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's concussed....

Cato?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe Swanson

I think Cato only plays SS. Not sure how interchangeable those are. He’s definitely the third best safety on the team

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

oy

that’s an ugly sight

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

he's moving his arms and legs

he grabbed his facemask right away

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Stinger, hopefully

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

He's moving his hands pretty freely.

So… there’s that.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe Conklin, then.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Ohhh my, I'm not sure he stepped out.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

never mind.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

just barely, great call

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was close to being ugly

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

They are calling a much more aggressive game than we are

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Is there anything more meaningless

than “former high school quarterback”? I’m guessing a quarter of all those guys are.

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

And now they're throwing right at hime.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

well shit

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Iowa's shook.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF was Prater doing?

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck Javon Ringer and shut the fuck up

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

What's with the hugging, Sash?

Put a helmet on someone already.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Not if they don't put it in the air.

And I’m not sure why they would.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

am tarded

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

shows what we know

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither am I, but....

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have to throw it first

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Praying to Tebow

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

luckily he didn't pick up that roll move from the Michigan RB

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

qb sneak coming

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

how many times does a dlineman have to be spun around before they call holding

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

no shite, all night

god, i feel like bitch for complaining about missed holding calls, but shit, call one, once… just not on us

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here

by Gabby Johnson on Oct 24, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Spievey, sticking his head right in there.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

That’s some Syracuse game shit right there

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Kickass

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

this is a victory

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

that was huge

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit

nice stand on the one.

by OMahawk on Oct 24, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think it's declineable when it's a dead ball penalty

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now if he could push this one, that'd be nice.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I’m not sure they didn’t just give up. I’m mean, holy shit.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

They had first at the one, threw on first, 2 runs up the middle, then kicked like pussies. I mean, we look like shit, but come on. These guys are 4-3. I know they’re ahead now, but Dantonio just told his team they’re not good enough

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes me think he didn't have his daily prune juice before they shot that commercial

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

time to take it down and score

can’t let the momentum get away

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

A Travis Meade sighting!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

That's one way to get the ball in DJK's hands.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

that wasn't defensive holding?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Almost Stanziballed

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

These non-calls are fucking absurd.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Run it well

Then 3 straight incompletions

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

We used to

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

No rhythm. Clayborne needs to play O.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

The offense needs to throw on first down...little out patterns

 then run. There is no running on first down

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

fail

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

We just need a good return here and then go to work

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

or the punt only going to the 50

That’s good too.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another big three and out

And yet another missed opportunity with Prater not making the pick.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

this is good

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

We gotta get something here...

that simple.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

great FP

might have gotten a piece of that punt

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Guh.

Stanzi’s not finding open receivers very often.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

3 guys on stross

someones gotta be open, right?

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Weghers' back!

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Take it however you can get it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Kirk's not.

I am.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can’t decide whether to sit, stand, or run around

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sandeman tackled by the 34-yard line.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Ah, the "Derrick Williams Special"

His sworn enemy was the 20 yard line

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Iowa's in field goal range.

On one hand, GO FOR THE END ZONE.

On the other, DON’T FUCK THIS UP.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

AH FUCK YOU GOT THEM BOTH WRONG

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shonn Greene can't do anything with that!

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Lies

He’d have run them all over and gotten at least five yards. Why can’t you be the best running back in Iowa history, Brandon Wegher?

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really wish we would throw quick stuf on first down

every first down…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of which, Miss St. just tied Florida

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not even an upset really

lines I saw were MSU by 1-2

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

the other MSU just tied Florida

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't want it to end here

This is now Stanzi’s game…he has to win it for us

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

nice camera work BTN

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit, Wegher!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

whew

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he was an awesome OC for the Michigan game

just check to the pump and go every time

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow...Wegher looked very quick there

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

plow Sparty down!

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

True.

If they’re not going to call it, FUCK ’EM.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hard running. Way to go Wegher

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

CRUSH THE SPARTANS INTO POWDER.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

I’m falling in love with this kid!

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, I may have to eat words here

the running game is working

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Adam Robinson

A-Rob will be a Heisman candidate his junior year if his knees hold up.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

come on, just pound that on the ground

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Wegher leap time

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Like the hooker told me when I was too drunk

that hole was so big, how did you not just slip right in?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Run the fucking ball.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

WEGHER JUMP THING, YOU GUYS.

DAMN IT.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Morse sat and waited too early on that one

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

NO more passes

please, with sugar on top

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE THAT PLAY

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

OH YOU ASSHOLES.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

unbelievable

fuck us

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

God damn it. KOK fucked that all up

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Why run the stretch?

Bulaga or not, you’ve got to run up the middle on 3rd and short.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Kick the field goal and tie this up

And then beat KOK about the head with fists.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck fuck fuck. That was horrible. No reason not to run straight at these guys 3×. God damn it

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just have Wegher leap...what the fuck

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Idiot savant?

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

more one than the other right now

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murray looks like shit

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Murray is the shitties good kicker ever

Has he ever kicked one that didn’t look like it was going to crap out after like four yards?

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

That's where I miss Hayden, he would have gone for it or faked the kick

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

"Another low kick"

because you want those 20 yarders from the hash to go waaaay up

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Give it to

The white boy WTF?

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 8:34 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Morse didn't help out on that pass play...NEVER stop running a route.

that’s why he is a fullback

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he bit on Stanzi's pumpfake

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, but Sparty's return team almost choked

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was nearly Zookish

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

feeling like it

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Why must Ricky Stanzi be so terrible tonight!?

by UMBAI on Oct 24, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope, until the PSU game I don't have a bottle of vodka to drowned the pain

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That craptastic kicked worked out amazingly well

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Cousins is looking shaky.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

He needs to be seriously planted here

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

big play

here

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 8:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Nice stick by Prater, but that's a good spot.

Shit.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

bad zone

can’t let a guy sit 5 1/2 deep on 3rd and 5

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice hit, Prater.

A CB laying out a TE is not something you see often.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

love those tipped passes

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Christ Binns has

long arms

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

May have been tipped?

You think he might have thrown a pass that spontaneously jumped like four feet in the air, mid way through it’s flight?

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Someone

Has got to make a play

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Binns can touch his toes without bending over

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Binns tips a lot of passes

But I wish he’d get after the QB more

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I think they got that one at the line too

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Wille Lowe!

Wait, Willie Lowe?

Willie Lowe!

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Third cornerback on third and long?

Not exactly unheard of.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

For Iowa it may be

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good no-call. Good stop.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

now that was a break

just dropped it

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

okay

MSU is waiting for the collapse

let’s give it to them

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

That's worded ambiguously

Are you suggesting Iowa collapse for MSU? Because I disagree, sir! Vehemently!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

We can run on these fools

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 8:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I think you're very right.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Sparty will be Sparty, don’t worry. Certain things in this universe are unavoidable.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

My cat, wife, liver, and heart all hate me on saturdays

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I stil can't get over the lack of the Wegher leap...

okay, I have to get over it.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I NEED QUESO.

EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A CUPBOARD FILLED WITH ROTEL AND VELVEETA, I AM OBVIOUSLY TOO RETARDED TO OPERATE A MICROWAVE.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Velveeta is not cheese

It is yellow-colored petroleum by-products.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, he didn't have any

He had to go to the hair dresser to get it. I’d have picked a grocery store, but what do I know?

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speed 3: Convict Queso

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kok

Feels the same way

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 8:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Why is it that Rotel and Velveta is considered "queso"

When all he really needs to eat is ANY FUCKING CHEESE IN THE WORLD.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

why is it always third down?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Can qe

Convert here please

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 8:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

yep

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here

by Gabby Johnson on Oct 24, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

sort of

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here

by Gabby Johnson on Oct 24, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did Ohio State really look good?

I think their dominance was more Decker being hurt than Ohio State playing well. Everyone looks great when Decker is on crutches.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yhat

Helps

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 8:47 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Thank you

big dummy

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

that's one way to convert

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

See? Sparty being Sparty.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

sparty no

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Sparty, no!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

is the ref raising the roof?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Ain't no party like a Big Ten party

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reisner is out cold.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

oh my

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish

our running backs would get to the secondary once in a while

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit, I hope he's okay.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

He's very not okay right now.

Out for the regular season, I think. Hell, for his sake, I Ihope.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi, helmet-to-helmet.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

play calling sucks shit

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here

by Gabby Johnson on Oct 24, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

it was, I guess

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

he led w/helmet

he will be cited by the conference too

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

so, that was a bad call. I’ll take it

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

GOD DAMN RIGHT.

Of course that was helmet to helmet.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know.

He knocked Sandeman clean out, but I don’t think he buried his helmet into Sandeman. Nasty looking, but I don’t think it’s flag worthy.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Based on the rule definition...

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

With as long as that took...

…they must have looked at it upstairs first. Are they allowed to do that?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't think they can review penalties

wonder if they wanted to wait for the medical staff out there first

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was

Helmet to helmet. I hope he is okay.

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Not like THAT.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before that the worst play was Greenwood getting laid out by his own guy

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

good to hear

I turned the game on and realized we had a couple guys out and then that

by MP hawkfan on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

The crowd booed the flag getting thrown two minutes late. It was a good, though belated, call.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

bottom line...the rule is crystal on that

and you can see why. guys can get really hurt. the pros are way ahead of the NCAA on that….for a simple reason, NFL players are worth a hell of a lot of money.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Dantonio is going to blow a fucking gasket.

And he should. They flagged the result.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

late flg or not, someone on that crew

had a brain.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

It looks like

This is going to the end

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 8:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Holy crap, he's walking off.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Good to see.

I was worried when his left arm kind of stiffened up.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

good to hear he's walking off but I hope he's not back on the field until the bowl game

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's similar to any KO you've ever seen in a fight.

Sandeman caught the contact on the chin. The nerve behind your jaw will do that to you. A lil smelling salt and you’re fine. Sandeman won’t remember the play, but I still don’t think it deserves a flag.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

They know their role

They have to help the team totally lose its composure any way they can.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dantonio is so fucking wrong...Kirk would never

do that shit

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Hole was there, late.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

They are overpersuing

there is a play out there..

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Big 3rd down here.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

These RB's

Don’t cut it back like Greene did

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

MAMMOTH CATCH!

FUCK YES DJK!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

DJK!!!

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Yessssss!

finally!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck, he wasn’t open at all.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

With the program!

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

WITH THE PROGRAM!

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

OH YEAH

picture me as the Kool-Aid man

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I have to say

I really thought Stanzi was going to get one of those. I thought KOK may have abandoned it though

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh. So. Close.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Robinson is really showing great patience

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

is it too early to send Wegher flying?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Needs to be on the one or so

Although, tonight it appears that it is always too early to send Wegher flying

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ballgame

if we get this TD

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here

by Gabby Johnson on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

What are these jackoffs booing?

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

They don't know, either.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sparty the Boobird

Good God, I know there is nothing in MI to be happy about, but seriously.

by Shooter McGavin on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

What the hell are they booing for?

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

They're used to doing so in the 4th quarter.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

We won't

need those time outs. We really won’t.

by icculus on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe they told Stanzi to quit changing the play everytime he gets scared

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here

by Gabby Johnson on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally ...

Got this game on something other than Yahoo gamecast

by UMBAI on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

They are talking to Wegher on sideline

I smell a leap coming…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I just hope it isn't that godawful fake leap play

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or they're telling why he can't do that.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can kinda see why they're booing

If you don’t understand the rule (which, by the way, is a great rule that I totally agree with), I can see why you’d be pissed about that. He didn’t lead with his helmet, and the flag came way late, which made it look like it was the result of the injury. They’re wrong, obviously, but I understand.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

AAAAIIIIGH

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

flag

let me just shoot myself in the head

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad call

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

WHAT?!

That wasn’t a hold! He just spun away and Bulaga’s hand was on his back!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Bullshit call.

That guy spun into a lucky holding call.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Kirk is playing for FG!!!!?????

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCKFUCKFUCK

robinsins ankle rolled up there

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Do you go here?

fuck no

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm enjoying this season very much, but sometimes I can't fucking stand Ferentz's ultraconservatism

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Conservative

to a fault

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't Wegher get up with the ball?

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better

Make this

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

It DID come out. Holy hell.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

No he recovered anyway. It doesn’t fucking matter

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

WHEW

I think he DID fumble.

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Murray insane

how can you hit three straight FGs like that?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

woof

this rivals that 6-4 PSU game as the most brutal I’ve seen in a while

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

How does Daniel Murray ever make a field goal?

It’s truly astounding.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

at least for this week, there is always next Saturday

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here

by Gabby Johnson on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

reply fail

I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here

by Gabby Johnson on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think

I am going to have a heart attack

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Every week is like this. It’s just brutal

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

We don't have 11 yet!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Good for us

Gorrilla arms Binns doesn’t play for MSU

What if KOK spelled god????

by HerkyLerky on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Gruesome kicks

They won’t look pretty from the far hash on the 2 yard line.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Even after Alabama's near epic fail.

Iowa may lose poll position after tonight. 9-6 against an unranked team is not good for national perception.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

and that's why you don't play to be satisfied w/ 3

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

of course...

that’s why you don’t play for the FG…our kickoff game is not good wnough.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Plenty of time with a 60-yard field.

Ugh.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballard!

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

BAHAHAHAHA

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I absolutely

Cannot handle overtime so we need more Ballard sacks like that

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

OMG...two more plays

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF BTN

missed a Binns sack

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

You know

the Pro Football Prospectus guys argue that TOs are a combination of luck and skill. we have been surviving on TOs; our luck was bound to run out (Claybourne not getting the fumble, Hunter dropping the INT). Can we win without a TO?

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

good thing we got an update on what's coming on after the game

instead of actually seeing the play

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Binns is an octopus

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Two more of

Those please

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

This is a helluva game for an observer

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

unbelievable

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK hook and lateral

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh dear.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

That's rediculous.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy. shit.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Damnit

I hate those guys

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Blair, we just go ripped on play by a guy named Blair?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I mean, that was a nice play

but fuck

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

That's how this works? Teams going to run the hokie dokie.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Sparty

Has nothing to lose

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sparty out of tos. They can screw this up yet.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

That's going to do it.

First team to score a TD wins. God dammit.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I yhink

We are in trouble

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

good thing they played it safe when they had the ball down on the fucking 12

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

oh well

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Stanzi's got all of 5 completions today

I’m sure he can bring us back…

Plus we saved all those timeouts

by The Cheat on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

1:37 and a TO to get a TD

crazy nervous, but not hopeless

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay, having more timeouts would be nice.

But really, lots of time, one TO. This can be done.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't even know what to say?

If it ends like that….man that shit’s not fair.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Now

We will see if Stanzi can make some plays.

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Was that where Greenwood would have been?

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

it was a half step ahead of where he would have been

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why do I worry that this ends in a pick-six?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Good start. Damn good start.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

what are you doing Stanzi

3 yard scramble is a terrible play if yo don’t get OOB

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't be afraid to go for it here.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Not

Looking good

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

nice stross

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Pucker, pucker, pucker!

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on

Way less than a yard per second to go

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

OH SHIT, that was close.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

No room for the ball there. Good defense.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I think I'm going to puke

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Good call.

Thank god.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

That's PI

He pushed off like a motherfucker

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you lord

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

What?

Our season might be saved by a Stanziball?

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh my gid

Great call

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

They called the Dallas Clark winner.

Unfortunately, very covered.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I have

To pee

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

draw

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd laugh as a cried

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

please please please please

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Time to take the laptop off my lap, because I will be jumping up either way here.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

DJK with the "I am not getting the ball" face

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

You win. You always do.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Awsome

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

woo

The Rivalry, Esq.
Big Ten Football: 3 Yards and a Cloud of Field Turf

by Graham Filler on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

wow wow wow wow

Stanzi!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

all over their face

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

That was the most incredible thing ever in the history of ever

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YESSSSS

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

MCNUTTS IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

take a knee

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

I have never posted on this blog before, though I’ve been following for a while.

That was fucking amazing – it makes me feel special in ways I can’t really describe.

Thanks for another fantastic season...here's to Rocktober 2010!
"If you do it right 51 percent of the time, you will end up a hero." - Alfred P. Sloan

by Duncan1800 on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Welcome aboard.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I figured, what better time than EIGHT-AND-OH to make my presence known?

Thanks for another fantastic season...here's to Rocktober 2010!
"If you do it right 51 percent of the time, you will end up a hero." - Alfred P. Sloan

by Duncan1800 on Oct 24, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

CONGRATS GUYS, THAT WAS AWESOME

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I just lost my voice in 10 seconds flat.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Adam Jacobi on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

It's not...

A knee to the stomach, that’s a fucking kick to Sparty’s BALLS

by UMBAI on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

man oh man

drinking time

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't imagine why

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a nice play

is that why DJK is in the doghouse? looked stunned it wasn’t going to him

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Who wants to sex McNutt?

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG BOYS!!

I haven’t been able to watch the game, cuz I’m in Columbia, MO and no big ten network access. just saw the highlight on ABC. GO HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWKS!! Caution be damned, this is a team of destiny!

by stewartom on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Did that seriously happen?

 I don’t even know man. That is….fuck. I love this team. And hate them. But mostly fucking love them. Gonna go downtown and flip over a car or something, talk to you dudes later.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Make it a small car.

Don’t wanna go too crazy, y’know.

Thanks for another fantastic season...here's to Rocktober 2010!
"If you do it right 51 percent of the time, you will end up a hero." - Alfred P. Sloan

by Duncan1800 on Oct 24, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stanzi equalled is entire game

completion total on that drive. THat’s fucking amazing.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Do we have any players left?

to play next week?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

wondering the same thing

thankfully our opposition should be a little lighter

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

TO win after that fucking hook an ladder

I have to admit…that hook and ladder was a hell of a call.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Cousins is the first QB to go without a QB

or did Grace go the game without throwing one.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry

i meant interception…I am kind of out of my mind.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well done Hawks.

Congrats on the hard-fought win. Good luck the rest of the season.

Now go win us a Rose Bowl.

by CPT Hoolie on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Your team played amazing

and Dantonio went up a notch in my mind after that hook and ladder call.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

What he said

With exception of Rose Bowl. I WANT THAT.

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can have revenge on USC in the Rose Bowl

and we’ll roll in the same stadium against it doesn’t matter who a week later

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Granted, an Iowa loss would've helped PSU tremendously

But whatever, fuck that, Mark Dantonio’s tears are delicious.

Twitter: @scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on Oct 24, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Stanzi is 16 and 3

that is rediculous.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Words...words.

holy Lord almighty. tears, joy. Dogs across the neighborhood barking incessantly!

by Shooter McGavin on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone else see DJK's face during the TO? Looked like he was pissed

After seeing that, when Moeaki went in motion you knew they were going to McNutt all the way

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I saw DJK get pissed/dejected in the TO and my heart froze

cuz I think the MF’er is ice cool competent. But KOK did it. With a little help from a stud called Stanzi and a converted quarterback with a steel disposition.

by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 24, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arriving Late

Just had to watch the game in Osage, IA at a bar because the cable my grandparents have lost BTN with 1:47 left in the second quarter. I had to stop by the stadium on my way up here from Chicago to rub Kinnick’s foot in front of the stadium just because I felt like we needed the good luck. The superstition continues.

Oh, and FUCK YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!

by recoveringfratguy on Oct 24, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow. I'm just...

Wow. I can’t even… wow.

Wow.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 24, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I'M GOING TO THE BARS.

AND GETTING ABSOLUTELY FUCKED. 8 AND FUCKING 0. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

THat game is so huge

it gives us a ton of room now. I don’t see Penn State losing to Ohio State at home. SO we are playing with house money if we can take care of home field…although, we have not been as good at home as we can be.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't trust the Northwestern game either

we will have to be on our best bahvior for that one. All of them really.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

jNWU is the game that scares me the most on the schedule

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry I'm back

Needed to get the heart started again

by storminspank on Oct 24, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

ok i am back

i had to get some beers and run around the house for a while. Then I had to go outside and yell, because the kids are asleep, and I pissed in the backyard because it just felt right, and I imagined I was peeing on Greg Jones.

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

First I said

WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Then, “AAARRGGGHHH! I HATE these fucking guys!”
Then, “Sixty-Minute Men, Baby!”
Then, “Why do they do this every God Damn week!”
Then, “8 and 0!”
Finally, “I need to sit down.”

Life as a Hawk fan 2009

by hmbfossil on Oct 24, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

i just did jump-kicks until my hip hurt

i tend to lead with the left leg too much. need to switch it up

by MongoLikeCandy on Oct 24, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

every game is a playoff game

We win, but why can’t we win like Penn State?

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Was at the Iowa bar in the DC area...

And the place went Ape Shit crazy!!! Its a three level sports bar and half the people there were Iowa fans. Black and Gold represented in full effect!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!

GO HAWKS!!!

by vahawk on Oct 24, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

What Bar is that?

I’ll have to mention it to my friend in DC.

by Argulor on Oct 24, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chrystal City Sports Pub

It was voted by Sports Illustrated as one of the top 25 sports bars in the US (in 2005 I think)

by vahawk on Oct 24, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

She was there apparently.

If you see a 22 year old blonde bombshell feel free to hit on her. She was last year’s Homecoming Queen of UI and she is super nice.

by Argulor on Oct 24, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

So um Go HAWAII

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I know I am repeating everyone else but

WHOOOOOO

8-0

Why is this team trying to kill me?

At least we won’t have to worry about Northwestern staging a furious 3 TD comeback against us, because we will never, ever be up by 3 TDs.

by Ratface McDougal on Oct 24, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Injuries....

So we know Dace broke his ankle…Greenwood got stung (hopefully nothing serious)…Robinson got rolled up on…Sandeman got concussed…

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 24, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

According to Hawkeyenation.com

Kirk said Dace broke a bone in his foot. Looks like JV takes his spot. Or Doering. Greenwood got a stinger of some sort; they said in the post game that he sat up, took his helmet off and was walking around the locker room.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 24, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching the presser..

I think Kirk said maybe a couple of weeks for Dace. I might’ve heard wrong, though I don’t think so.

by icculus on Oct 24, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard the same.

A couple weeks might be slang for = until bowl season.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 24, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

we have

two weeks to get healthy for the horseshoe

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

by the way

I am will be at the shoe on Nov 14th. Anyone else going?

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm down....

no matter what the ticket price. If anyone wants to carpool from IC let me know.

by Argulor on Oct 24, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmmm

I might be down for a BlackHeartGoldRoadtrip. Ticket price does kinda matter for me though, since I’m broke as all hell, so we’ll see.

by NorseHawk on Oct 25, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Keep the magic alive. This team is going to kill me and I fucking love it!

by Imustbreakyou on Oct 24, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

So yeah... that happened.

And I was there. Woot. Spartan Stadium went from batshit crazy to dead silent in the tick of a few seconds. Unfuckingreal. I am still in a daze from that game.

…but it was fucking awesome. 55 minutes of Chinese water torture disguised as football, followed by five minutes of BATSHIT INSANITY HOLY SHIT I LOVE FOOTBALL SO DAMN MUCH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

by RossWB on Oct 25, 2009 12:48 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

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