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Iowa Hawkeyes at Michigan St. Spartans, Oct 24, 2009 6:05 PM CDT


 

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BRING IT ON 3:  NO, SERIOUSLY, BRING IT THE FUCK ON

 

Today's mission: To boldly go where no Iowa football team has gone before.  The only thing standing in the way of 8-0 is a 3000 year old green guy on HGH.  It's time we throw a wrench into the BCS standings.  It's time we made some history.  It's time we fuck some shit up.

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"Deserves a good break"

That seems like a poor choice of words when discussing Moeaki.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 5:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Howdy

I just got back from watching South Dakota State beat UNI and not needing two blocked FG’s to do it. How are things here?

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tennessee/Alabama game getting interesting

Tennessee roughed Alabama’s kicker but recovered a fumble on the first play. 3:30 left, Alabama up 12-3.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 5:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Awww the Indiana/jNW highlights are kinda sad

There’s like four dudes in the bleachers going nuts as jNW makes a crazy comeback.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 5:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ND

Notre Dame takes lead, 20-16, with 8 minutes left

by Bearhawkroar! on Oct 24, 2009 5:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Vols are taking their sweet fucking time, doesn't Kiffin realize they need 2 scores?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 5:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Urban Meyer

says that Lane Kiffin plays not to lose big, duh

by Bearhawkroar! on Oct 24, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm surprised they don't just take a knee to preserve the single digit deficit

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is Tennessee running the ball?

They’re down 9 with just over 1 and a half to go. Even with a giant catfish at QB, you’ve got to throw the ball.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 5:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clemson takes the lead over Miami.

And as I’m typing, Jacory Harris throws a 60 yard TD.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 5:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're playing The Victors?

I was not aware that they played the fight song after every game. Seems odd to play after a loss.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 5:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, they got lucky a Bama player touched that ball

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe that didn't touch anyone

before going 10 yards. Just a lucky bounce right at the end.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thought

they were drawn off

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 5:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shouldn't the Tennessee-Alabama game be nicknamed the "Insufforable Asshole Bowl"?

At least as long as Saban and Kiffin are there anyways

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 5:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not to mention

CBS and its announcers…

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tenn inside the 30

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 5:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait for it...

The refs will fuck over Tenn soon

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 5:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Vols, get us started on the road to the Iowa-Cincy matchup for the title game

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 5:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Iowa'd

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 5:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a lucky bunch

winning on a last second blocked FG. Iowa would never do that

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 5:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Iowa fell about 20 spots in the polls

Wonder if Bama will get the same treatment?

by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, that's just showing resilience in the tough SEC, they'll steal some votes from Texas no matter what they do tonight

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tennessee Kicker

Tennessee’s kicker won’t be headed back to campus. That’s his 3rd miss of the day.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 5:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

cody is slightly larger than the sideline interviewer

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 5:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cody is slightly larger than the elephants from which Alabama derives its mascot

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Asian guy rocking out in his car

Near as I can tell, he thinks the lyrics are,

“Retarded!
Holla!
Howie Long!”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This Rascal Flatts guy is way too sweaty for this song.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As my roommate said “Terrible but there were some nice upskirt angles on the cheerleaders.”

I check cheddar like a food inspector

by SpanishJohnny on Oct 24, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing says Upper Midwest

like Rascal Flats

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thatis just

really embarrassing for the Big Ten

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both frosh RBs returning kicks?

PCJr’s injury really limits our return options, it seems.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TOUCHDOWN IOWA

Just wait, it’ll happen.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Prescient

But next time how about asking for more than one TD and a little fucking earlier in the game!

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 25, 2009 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does this fit the trap game model

even though the OSU game isn’t for a few weeks?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate record as a measure for QB

cuz 15-3 is totally because Stanzi, right?

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kyle Orton loves that measure

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

as does the until recently .500 Derek Anderson

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It takes special skills to complete 2 of 17 passes and lead your team to victory

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the draw was only supposed to be drawn on 3rd and long

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh no. No, no, no.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

should have known Dace was about to get fucked over again after the 1st team selection

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit

Iowa needs some early bitchmaking here.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How is a guy w/ a 9/4 TD/INT ratio leading the Big 11 in passer rating?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

probably comp%

don’t know how the college system works but the NFL one creams it’s pants over comp%

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

College one puts more emphasis on yards/attempt

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen the other Big Ten QBs?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at the other BXI QBs.

Then recoil in horror.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One thing I don't understand

How did they only just take the redshirt off Baker when he had gotten 8 carries in the first game?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hey, it's not like they specialize in covering college sports or anything

they can’t be expected to know all the arcane rules

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But the weird thing

is that the MSU guy on our podcast said the same thing about him.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Territorial door?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It sounds dirty, doesn't it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such a dumb stat

Yeah, when they run the ball that many times they win, because teams running that much are usually way up and trying to run out the clock.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Especially 35 times...

thats a large amount of ground and pound.

by Argulor on Oct 24, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

did you know...

that MSU has never lost a game in which they had more points. Its science.

by hawk6894 on Oct 24, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I used to live there

Horrible place to be a Hawk fan.

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except

The girls are really ugly

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

of Ohio?

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in an apartment with four women currently

Seriously not ugly. However they are confused as to why I keep yelling at my computer.

by Hawkeyes on Oct 24, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just visiting

for my sister’s birthday (today). Why we have to go to dinner I don’t understand.

by Hawkeyes on Oct 24, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

need more beer

i am seriously on edge right now

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"And it just does catch the end zone."

…as a Spartan fields the ball seven yards deep.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In East Lansing,

The end zones are 40 yards deep.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally

Somebody knows enough not to field a punt inside the 10.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Time to roll out

those DB are weak and their LBs overplay most everything. Can’t just bul rush this team.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking hell

I wonder why MSU had such a great record when they ran over 35 times?

It must be because 35 is magic and running that many times guarantees victory, because it can’t possibly be because when you are leading you run the football to kill clock.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clearly they should run the ball the first 35 plays

automatic win!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bellanca

I don’t know if you’re reading this, but a couple of weeks ago you said we should beat Michigan solidly. And I did not believe you. Classic

Oh and good luck tonight, guys

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Irish must have held on to win another close one

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Those Queso commercials get worse all the time

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst commercial

The Miracle Whip hipsters are the worst commercials.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

exotic spices!

like, salt.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Strong lower unit runners."

Dude, gross.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess Musburger didn't send a memo to the BTN to mention Wegher's from SD

every time he touches the ball

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit, DJK's without the program again.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

looked like that ball sailed

in the wind

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The way he constantly misses on inside/outside shoulder, I swear Stanzi must be cross eyed

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw, hell.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I’m rooting for you guys due to my hatred for MSU

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, also, cause I'm on the Iowa bandwagon and have been for a while

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good beatdown of the wolverines today. Well done.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was not expecting to bitchmake Forcier, but…

Also, M is still totally incapable of defending tight ends

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's trash, but it's our trash, damnit

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn Stanzi thinks he's Big Ben

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He could have maybe moved or something on that sack

I’m no expert

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he moved into that if anything

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know KOK likes to script

so to speak, the first few plays to see what the defense is doing… but I wish he would employ the roll out earlier.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If he uses all 10 plays from the playbook now

he’ll have nothing left to surprise them with in the second half

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That kid's concussed.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm concussed.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big hit by Prater, but damn it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No rush yet..

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Same as last week

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We rushed 3 on their last 3rd and long.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They've penetrated our territorial door

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're always cocky

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No reason for them not to be

so far

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

But they are standing over players after the tackle, mouthing off, etc… It’s 0-0 in the first quarter

by storminspank on Oct 24, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another forced fumble for Sash.

Unfortunately, it amounts to nothing.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Likely until the 2nd half if form holds

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Until it leads to a TD.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Need to get at least one or two

serious pass rushes on Cousins…get him thinking.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinda weird to see Brett Greenwood run himself out of a play...

…behind the line of scrimmage, anyway.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And has never had a neck apparently

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he looked like Jon Gruden's fat uncle.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colts OC Tom Moore is like that too

there’s a picture from when Dungy was the Lolpher QB and Moore was coaching there. Still looks ancient.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The fix is in!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They using SEC refs tonight?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not convinced of Dantonio

greatness

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No one calls people short quite like him

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It doesn't take a lot to look brilliant

When you’re following John L. Smith.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He flinched

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That sucks

Adrian only jumped to draw the flag and got screwed

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CLAYBORN MAD!!!

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adrian’s fucking pissed now

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HUGE play by Spievey

How many other cornerbacks do you trust to make that play on a fullback??

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

None

Amari is NFL ready now.

by storminspank on Oct 24, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was the exception?

Arky State

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or was it Zona?

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops, didn't see your reply to yourself

So that response is sorta confusing. Anyway, we got up 14-0 really quickly against Ark St.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No gifts on FGs tonight. He's actually good.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are we so excited about the all time kicker? I’m missing why anyone but his mom and dad care.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

all-time kicker is akin to celebrating

100th first down of the seaon

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno, that's kinda cool

I was happy for Nate back when he was setting records.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hampton Inn

owned by Hilton…how the mighty have fallen.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a moment

Anytime you can get mentioned in the same breath as Dave Rayner and Paul Edinger, that’s special

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugly 1st quarter

But Iowa is only down three and they have the ball. Let’s hope the trend of constant improvement continues.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THe BTN comercials

are targeting 70 year olds who like fishing…sad.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s not your demographic?

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're naming the "leader of the game" in the first quarter?

…and it’s a backup tailback?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's bad juju,man

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat some ass, fellas

You guys softened up Forcier for PSU.. I’ll pull for Iowa tonight.

by gumbercules on Oct 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG BRET SWENSON

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

His facemask

looks like picture frame holder

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OK, I don't mind them mentioning the record, but I don't care about how he practices

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How'd he test the kicker?

Made him find out what Dave Rayner is doing these days.

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A couple nice cuts, there.

Robinson is really starting to get with the program.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you don't get BTN?

is it on ESPN 360?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so sorry

you missed a doozie.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Beautiful spin move"?

It was a spin move, yes, but let’s not hail it for something it wasn’t.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

more like he got spun

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently our plan is to run left tonight.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bulaga is definitely with the program tonight.

I don’t know what clicked, but he’s putting in work tonight.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he feels better. I can't imagine what he went through with the thyroid and whatnot.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"with the program" really is an awesome term

Probably Harty’s crowning achievement, eh?

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would say so.

That term has really gotten with the program.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Robinson is really

coming of age…like a Robby Benson movie.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha, yeah

I hope someone’s recording this.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am

but i missed it. what did i miss?

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when describing the blocking on the left

they put what looked like a boob on Moeaki

by hawk6894 on Oct 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the replay of the last big Robinson run to the left...

On the replay, they tried using circles to mark players, but he put two on the same guy, and it was very boob-y.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No offsides?

Looked like he jumped the count a bit early there.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They are selling out on the run KOK...

[hint]

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy christ, he had room.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and he's from South Dakota

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"one of the great hometowns...

dakota dunes, south dakota"

/Musberger’d

by hawk6894 on Oct 24, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If by "hometown"

you mean cookie-cutter McMansions, anyway.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man

Wegher got popped. Great play though.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's the kind of shit they need to do more with Wegher

He’s not good between the tackles yet, but in space? Dude is dangerous. He’s a great receiver already.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He runs very low and can cut back...

I think he will develop the strong between tackles game. He is a worker. Like Kirk says, last Nov. he was playing against 145 H.S. guys.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

145 lbs...that is

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

145 guys on defense should definitely be a penalty

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't doubt he'll be good there eventually

He’s just not there yet. They need to take advantage of the skills he does have, rather than trying to force him to be a player he isn’t yet.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, those LBs really overplay

the cut back will be there tonight, the bootleg passes, and the fumblerooskie

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Vandelvelde hit no one on the screen then fell down. Not good.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean...

That wasn’t his assignment?

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it was “to stay the fuck out of the way”

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes the “don’t block a guy in the back” play is the best available option

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

From that angle

it looked like those MSU guys were wearing penis helmets.

And on that note, how come they don’t have pornos where someone’s using a forehead-mounted strapon on a friendly young lass? Unicorning, I bet they’d call it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You have no idea

How many times my wife side I couldn’t wear that

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have no idea how many times

I have forgotten to take it off and gone into public

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, who was that singing?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rascal Flatts...

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

sad

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Worthy kid is quite large.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cut back IS THERE

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sedrick Shaw, he ain't.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they're trying to make me miss Dave Matthews

they’re doing a good job.

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s a better play on 2nd and 6 than 2nd and 11

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Moeaki time

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's what we don't want

Turnover

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Have no problem with him taking the sack rather than the Stanzi ball

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sigh

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did he really flail his arms when the pressure came?

like a girl

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lil bit

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi is playing the same way he did at Wisky first half

very conservative…the quick hitters are there…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This entire team makes me have heart attacks. How can you narrow it down to just Murray?

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hooked it!

Ummm…inside the upright!

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"And... he hooked it."

“….through the uprights!”

Nice save, Wayner.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I was just waiting

for the “dagger” call

by hawk6894 on Oct 24, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've always wondered, does KOK wear a rug or is it just a really bad hair cut and dye job?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ask HFMR

He’s his room mate.

by Argulor on Oct 24, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its not like he puts it in a jar when he sleeps

by hawk6894 on Oct 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clemson stops Miami.

Effectively ends the best 1-loss team discussion that was had at Dr. Saturday this morning.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Because their best win is against a Big11 team, and we all know that doesn't count

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr Paterno would like a word, son.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd give it to SC until we beat OSU

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 loss teams

A loss to Iowa is much more impressive than a loss to Washington.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because Oregon has looked tremendous after Purdue folded

And some were debating a hypothetical 1-loss Iowa.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was the discussion?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MSU leads Fla early

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Jimmerson" cannot be a real name.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jim Emerson

his friends call him Jimmerson?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kicking short continues

is it into the wind? or just more weak leg stuff

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He got dr-illed.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon refs, give that catch to him!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can a Spartan have alligator arms?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We need just a smidge more rush...

it’s building, like a Tarrantino film

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

god dammit

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Even still.

Why make that call?

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because.

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

0 impact on anything

petty call

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta rep that #33 better than that

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Score please

And how do we look? I am putting my son to sleep.

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 6:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Loser

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-3. Unfortunately, typical start.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-3

ultra conservative O D is just missing on sacks/picks

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3-3

We look a little slow

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cousins is learning that it's not easy

carrying a team.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cousins never even looked at him.

Oh well.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cus he's busy STARING DOWN HIS RECEIVERS SO FUCKING HARD

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you think him and Stanzi are having a contest?

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Cousins is worried about getting pounded. That’s what he looks like.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They lose

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

found the hole on the back side, good for him

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We're going to get a Cousins gift

probably in second half but he is willing to throw into tight spaces

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Two straight three and outs, bracketing a stupid penalty

I’m okay with that.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Big-picturewise, looking good

I’d still like one game that I could just enjoy without pacing the whole time

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we don't get a ticky tack late hit call there?

you’re calling all the bullshit the other way

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh, it was iffy.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know

but so was the defensive holding

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Tebow returned kicks

he’d get that call

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Getting calls" is such a petty way to phrase it.

“Being blessed,” please.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said they wouldn't know what perjorative mean

Doesn’t he realize these are Big 11 schools and not the illiterates of the SEC and Big 12?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's a Northwestern word

apparently. Like Armani I guess.

by icculus on Oct 24, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+a million

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LATE HIT

Sorta. Not really. It was pretty borderline. But because it went against my team I AM OUTRAGED

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just flipped over

to the TCU-BYU game, and got an eyeful of BYU cheerleaders. It scared me.

by OMahawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAH

That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant.

by gumbercules on Oct 24, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw the fans gathering on GameDay this morning while it was still dark in Provo

Then I remembered that they can’t drink caffeine or alcohol and thought “how sad”

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish

I could enjoy this season more, but every game is close and ugly. I started getting msu stomach aches on Monday. That should not happen.

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 6:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

I wish

I could enjoy this season more, but every game is close and ugly. I started getting msu stomach aches on Monday. That should not happen.

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 6:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Strange play...

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody get a body on Jones!

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bitchass Javon Ringer

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There we go

finally, a 3rd down draw!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bout damn time

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would be upset

But passing would just lead to Stanzi getting sacked on a blitz, so whatev.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He played in the snow, in New England

… and lost 59-0

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Using the term "played" loosely.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was a member of the team, wasn't he?

That’s good enough!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You said member.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't follow.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, he was probably standing around the whole time on the sideline

So, it would be more difficult for him to try to stay warm

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anybody

Feeling a pick here?

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 6:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm feeling Claybourn ripping off Cousins's head

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

then sticking it under Cousins' arm

replacing the football which he will put on cousins’ neck, before returning the whole deal into the endzone.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fla tied with MSU at 3

Tebow SMASH fails miserably

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tebow's not worried, he knows his disciples in the black and white striped shirts won't forsake him

Unlike his father 2000 years ago

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice hit by Greenwood!

I know, it makes no sense.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I know “you can call holding on every play”, but c’mon, man!

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Online radio?

Anyone got a link to a radio stream of the game? Watching colored lines at work is boring as SHIT.

by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 24, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck my ass

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Again?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep the streak alive.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MSU's moving pretty well.

…damn it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You've got to call the hold there, no?

Clayborn was completely turned around.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn's still getting grabbed.

It’s, y’know, obvious.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hope this is another one of those second-half deals

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CLAYBORN!

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CLAYBORN MONSTER STRIKE

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

call him Chris again

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lived out my dream by jumping across a table and punching Jim Rome?

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Forcier

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are holding us like fucking crazy.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Look what happens when the don't hold Claybourn

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha, golf is funny

not!

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I would hate announcers...

…but whenever they talk about their golf acumen in the middle of a game, it’s like “wow… these guys really do speak my language.”

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone on Twitter called him "Clayborg."

Thoughts? Yes? No?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Meh.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the 3rd most smuggest guy on the letterhead!

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

acceptable

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a fan of face impregnator

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love face impregnator, but it's a bit long winded.

Adrian “The Face Impregnator” Clayborn, just doesn’t seem to roll. Maybe, Adrian “The Face Fucker” Clayborn.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

 .

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mount Claymore?

that’s a nickname, not a suggestion

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clayborne

Ignore me, I’m an idiot

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn

…idiot

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have an excuse

I’m not drinking

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by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn

Cousins couldn’t hit the ground fast enough.

by Guancous on Oct 24, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a great photo of DJK.

If you like really creepy pictures.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A THIRD DOWN CONVERSION!

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by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ohhh, he was open.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Moeaki get hurt enough on his own

You don’t need to try to help him, Ricky.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Observing radio silence.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that every week, regardless of the location

Let’s go Hawks is clearly audible at some point during the broadcast.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MSU has a guy named "Drone"?

ROBOT, NOT TO BE TRUSTED.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Clayborn Supremacy

And you can take that to the bank.

by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 7:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

They're calling holding on that? That's nothing compared to what MSU's been doing to Clayborn

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but I can be more outraged if I say it's worse

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't really matter.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, they do know what offensive holding looks like?

fooled me

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, that was a hold.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Only when it’s on guys in green shirts. But it was a hold.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If you don't eat salsa from a can when you get your hair cut, you're obviously not going to the right place

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about some Vulture on the Sparty 1.5 minute drill?

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope they toss it around...

Cousins is getting closer and closer to being Iowa’s MVP

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate that play

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Another hold on the out route

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Calling

Tyler Sash…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that call gets made every time.

Damn it.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shouldn't the official three feet from that play be the one to call it?

or not call it?

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or call it within 4 seconds of the play?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

was that tipped?

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ticky tak

never called in NFL

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing

almost everyone who plays football for a long time goes on to surgery at some point

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, fucking fuck

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish Norm would run stunts

up front

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He does like 80 times a game usually

Is has he not tonight? I haven’t paid that close of attention I guess.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit

dropped a pick 6

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gaaaaaaaaah

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

aaaaaah!

dammit, that’s 6

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hunter had 6 there

damn

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OUr first Bitchmade aighting

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sighting

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last thing I'm going to say here for a bit

MSU is 85th in the country against the pass and we have 2 dinged freshman running backs. Why are we not spreading the field and throwing the ball???

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Neutered Stanzi playbook from last week?

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OOoOoooh. shit

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was quite the Stanziball.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that stadium is a morgue

it sounds like a street scene in Keokuk

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

line judge needs to lose some lbs

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

looks like Clayborn started his revenge

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

doesn't Clayborn's revenge have the same effects as Montezuma's revenge?

it’s just specific to QBs

We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan

by snley on Oct 24, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except Montezuma's Revenge comes out yo ass, Clayborn's comes out his.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's your stunt

It didn’t do anything, but they ran it!

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And thus ends a horrific half of football on both sides of the ball.

Wait, why is MSU calling TO now? Are they going for the Hail Mary?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hail mary?

or deep crossing?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That, or the BTN cant count

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 24, 2009 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Their defense is not THIS good

Stanzi needs to rev the boys up at half…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's a second half QB.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay

second-half magic

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kirk's about to kill a man

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now there is something I can't understaaand.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miami, Fl

BCS done

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone notice

Alabama making sure to dive on that blocked FG? Looks like we’ve taught the world a lesson.

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think UT puckered up there

They could have at least made more of an effort to get a closer attempt

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

UT, curiously, had no such desire.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slidepiece

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Iowa Hawkeyes

I can’t really compare them to my 1975 Reds team, because I believe that team was one of the all-time greats. But I think this Hawkeyes team is a very good team.

by gumbercules on Oct 24, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've been consistently sputtering after 3 plays.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"First team that blinks will win this game."

Um, Glen, I think I figured out your problem…

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Key to the second half?

Whoever scores more in the second half…

by stanfillr on Oct 24, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How was Mason ever a head coach

he really seems like a dolt. Never says ANYTHING interesting.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Decker on crutches = 0 wins for Minnesota.

They’re absolutely worthless without Decker.

by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HALFTIME BREAK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH80RoDiDIs

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

That movie might have actually been decent with that dude scoring it.

by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dinardo busted out his Halloween suit early

orange checks? yikes

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KOK needs to empty the playbook here

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or fingerbang it

…what?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 4-2 on penalities

seemed worse as it was happening…

by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, Sparty’s crowd is dead as shit. Football gods need to exact vengeance.

by txhawkeye on Oct 24, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not the last time that band member

spends the night with a nearly nude man, I’ll wager

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH

ROCK ON FLATTS!!!

by Eubanks on Oct 24, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t know bout you guys, but I could go for some of that there Rascal Flatts

"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."

by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG

Click here and let’s just leave this one for history to judge.

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/10/24/1099423/second-halved-liveblog-iowa-at

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 24, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we need a few 3 and outs

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Miss. St. just returned an INT 100 yards

Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.

by dburba on Oct 24, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe HOW they scored

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

how many timeouts?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

just throw it away

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PI

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

its there

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no matter what happens,,,,

it’s been a great ride

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is unbelievable

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was awesome

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi is the manzi...

he is a fucking man

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the refs are wrong...

the game is over.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ummmm

un fucking believable!!!

by jowwcamp on Oct 24, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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