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by Patrick Vint on Oct 24, 2009 5:30 PM CDT
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PrintIowa Hawkeyes at Michigan St. Spartans, Oct 24, 2009 6:05 PM CDT
Today's mission: To boldly go where no Iowa football team has gone before. The only thing standing in the way of 8-0 is a 3000 year old green guy on HGH. It's time we throw a wrench into the BCS standings. It's time we made some history. It's time we fuck some shit up.
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"Deserves a good break"
That seems like a poor choice of words when discussing Moeaki.
Howdy
I just got back from watching South Dakota State beat UNI and not needing two blocked FG’s to do it. How are things here?
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 24, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions
Tennessee/Alabama game getting interesting
Tennessee roughed Alabama’s kicker but recovered a fumble on the first play. 3:30 left, Alabama up 12-3.
Awww the Indiana/jNW highlights are kinda sad
There’s like four dudes in the bleachers going nuts as jNW makes a crazy comeback.
Oregon's dominance of Washington today has to make them the favorites in the Pac-10
Right? The USC hype train has to have taken at least a tiny hit.
ND
Notre Dame takes lead, 20-16, with 8 minutes left
The Vols are taking their sweet fucking time, doesn't Kiffin realize they need 2 scores?
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Urban Meyer
says that Lane Kiffin plays not to lose big, duh
by Bearhawkroar! on Oct 24, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm surprised they don't just take a knee to preserve the single digit deficit
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Why is Tennessee running the ball?
They’re down 9 with just over 1 and a half to go. Even with a giant catfish at QB, you’ve got to throw the ball.
They're playing The Victors?
I was not aware that they played the fight song after every game. Seems odd to play after a loss.
Wow, they got lucky a Bama player touched that ball
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
I can't believe that didn't touch anyone
before going 10 yards. Just a lucky bounce right at the end.
by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Shouldn't the Tennessee-Alabama game be nicknamed the "Insufforable Asshole Bowl"?
At least as long as Saban and Kiffin are there anyways
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Tenn inside the 30
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
C'mon Vols, get us started on the road to the Iowa-Cincy matchup for the title game
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Kiffin deserves to lose like that after showing everyone his vag and letting the clock run down
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
I agree with the sentiment if those are not the exact words I would use.
Get at least 10 more yards….come on.
I agree. You've got 15 seconds, and the kicker was already blocked from this range.
Try to give the guy a lil help.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Iowa fell about 20 spots in the polls
Wonder if Bama will get the same treatment?
by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah, that's just showing resilience in the tough SEC, they'll steal some votes from Texas no matter what they do tonight
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Cody is slightly larger than the elephants from which Alabama derives its mascot
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
The Asian guy rocking out in his car
Near as I can tell, he thinks the lyrics are,
“Retarded!
Holla!
Howie Long!”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
This Rascal Flatts guy is way too sweaty for this song.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
As my roommate said “Terrible but there were some nice upskirt angles on the cheerleaders.”
I check cheddar like a food inspector
by SpanishJohnny on Oct 24, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
DId that shit get you pumped too?
That song was NOT awesome
Prescient
But next time how about asking for more than one TD and a little fucking earlier in the game!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 25, 2009 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Does this fit the trap game model
even though the OSU game isn’t for a few weeks?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
I hate record as a measure for QB
cuz 15-3 is totally because Stanzi, right?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
as does the until recently .500 Derek Anderson
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It takes special skills to complete 2 of 17 passes and lead your team to victory
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
KOK was busy drawing up that masterpiece
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought the draw was only supposed to be drawn on 3rd and long
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
FUCK
should have known Dace was about to get fucked over again after the 1st team selection
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
It's fine, but Dace was our best lineman this year
Not to mention the poor dude can’t catch a break. It really sucks.
How is a guy w/ a 9/4 TD/INT ratio leading the Big 11 in passer rating?
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
probably comp%
don’t know how the college system works but the NFL one creams it’s pants over comp%
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
College one puts more emphasis on yards/attempt
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Look at the other BXI QBs.
Then recoil in horror.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
One thing I don't understand
How did they only just take the redshirt off Baker when he had gotten 8 carries in the first game?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
hey, it's not like they specialize in covering college sports or anything
they can’t be expected to know all the arcane rules
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
But the weird thing
is that the MSU guy on our podcast said the same thing about him.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Such a dumb stat
Yeah, when they run the ball that many times they win, because teams running that much are usually way up and trying to run out the clock.
by NorseHawk on Oct 24, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Especially 35 times...
thats a large amount of ground and pound.
by Argulor on Oct 24, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
did you know...
that MSU has never lost a game in which they had more points. Its science.
by hawk6894 on Oct 24, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
of Ohio?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm in an apartment with four women currently
Seriously not ugly. However they are confused as to why I keep yelling at my computer.
"And it just does catch the end zone."
…as a Spartan fields the ball seven yards deep.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
In East Lansing,
The end zones are 40 yards deep.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Time to roll out
those DB are weak and their LBs overplay most everything. Can’t just bul rush this team.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
fucking hell
I wonder why MSU had such a great record when they ran over 35 times?
It must be because 35 is magic and running that many times guarantees victory, because it can’t possibly be because when you are leading you run the football to kill clock.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Clearly they should run the ball the first 35 plays
automatic win!
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Bellanca
I don’t know if you’re reading this, but a couple of weeks ago you said we should beat Michigan solidly. And I did not believe you. Classic
Oh and good luck tonight, guys
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Irish must have held on to win another close one
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Those Queso commercials get worse all the time
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Yeah, he got hit pretty low on the leg when it happened.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Guess Musburger didn't send a memo to the BTN to mention Wegher's from SD
every time he touches the ball
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Could be.
Morehouse did mention lots of wind.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
looked like that ball sailed
in the wind
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Stiles is saying they're getting the cart for Dace.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
The way he constantly misses on inside/outside shoulder, I swear Stanzi must be cross eyed
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
"Stanzi stares down his receiver"
You don’t say!
Yeah
I’m rooting for you guys due to my hatred for MSU
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, also, cause I'm on the Iowa bandwagon and have been for a while
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I was not expecting to bitchmake Forcier, but…
Also, M is still totally incapable of defending tight ends
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
It's trash, but it's our trash, damnit
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
damn Stanzi thinks he's Big Ben
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
He could have maybe moved or something on that sack
I’m no expert
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
he moved into that if anything
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I know KOK likes to script
so to speak, the first few plays to see what the defense is doing… but I wish he would employ the roll out earlier.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
If he uses all 10 plays from the playbook now
he’ll have nothing left to surprise them with in the second half
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
I'm concussed.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Same as last week
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
We rushed 3 on their last 3rd and long.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
They're always cocky
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
True
But they are standing over players after the tackle, mouthing off, etc… It’s 0-0 in the first quarter
by storminspank on Oct 24, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Until it leads to a TD.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Need to get at least one or two
serious pass rushes on Cousins…get him thinking.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Kinda weird to see Brett Greenwood run himself out of a play...
…behind the line of scrimmage, anyway.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
And has never had a neck apparently
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I thought he looked like Jon Gruden's fat uncle.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Colts OC Tom Moore is like that too
there’s a picture from when Dungy was the Lolpher QB and Moore was coaching there. Still looks ancient.
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by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
They using SEC refs tonight?
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
I am not convinced of Dantonio
greatness
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
No one calls people short quite like him
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
It doesn't take a lot to look brilliant
When you’re following John L. Smith.
That sucks
Adrian only jumped to draw the flag and got screwed
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
CLAYBORN MAD!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That ref's mother is so getting Golden Panthered tonight.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
HUGE play by Spievey
How many other cornerbacks do you trust to make that play on a fullback??
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
What was the exception?
Arky State
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Or was it Zona?
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoops, didn't see your reply to yourself
So that response is sorta confusing. Anyway, we got up 14-0 really quickly against Ark St.
No gifts on FGs tonight. He's actually good.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
all-time kicker is akin to celebrating
100th first down of the seaon
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I dunno, that's kinda cool
I was happy for Nate back when he was setting records.
Hampton Inn
owned by Hilton…how the mighty have fallen.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
What a moment
Anytime you can get mentioned in the same breath as Dave Rayner and Paul Edinger, that’s special
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Ugly 1st quarter
But Iowa is only down three and they have the ball. Let’s hope the trend of constant improvement continues.
THe BTN comercials
are targeting 70 year olds who like fishing…sad.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
They're naming the "leader of the game" in the first quarter?
…and it’s a backup tailback?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That's bad juju,man
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
OMG BRET SWENSON
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
His facemask
looks like picture frame holder
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
OK, I don't mind them mentioning the record, but I don't care about how he practices
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
How'd he test the kicker?
Made him find out what Dave Rayner is doing these days.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
you don't get BTN?
is it on ESPN 360?
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I'm so sorry
you missed a doozie.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 24, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
"Beautiful spin move"?
It was a spin move, yes, but let’s not hail it for something it wasn’t.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Bulaga is definitely with the program tonight.
I don’t know what clicked, but he’s putting in work tonight.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Maybe he feels better. I can't imagine what he went through with the thyroid and whatnot.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
"with the program" really is an awesome term
Probably Harty’s crowning achievement, eh?
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I would say so.
That term has really gotten with the program.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Robinson is really
coming of age…like a Robby Benson movie.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
On the replay of the last big Robinson run to the left...
On the replay, they tried using circles to mark players, but he put two on the same guy, and it was very boob-y.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
They are selling out on the run KOK...
[hint]
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
and he's from South Dakota
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
If by "hometown"
you mean cookie-cutter McMansions, anyway.
by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That's the kind of shit they need to do more with Wegher
He’s not good between the tackles yet, but in space? Dude is dangerous. He’s a great receiver already.
He runs very low and can cut back...
I think he will develop the strong between tackles game. He is a worker. Like Kirk says, last Nov. he was playing against 145 H.S. guys.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
145 guys on defense should definitely be a penalty
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
I don't doubt he'll be good there eventually
He’s just not there yet. They need to take advantage of the skills he does have, rather than trying to force him to be a player he isn’t yet.
Yeah, those LBs really overplay
the cut back will be there tonight, the bootleg passes, and the fumblerooskie
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
From that angle
it looked like those MSU guys were wearing penis helmets.
And on that note, how come they don’t have pornos where someone’s using a forehead-mounted strapon on a friendly young lass? Unicorning, I bet they’d call it.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
it's pretty well-hidden, considering all the Internet porn I've watched.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Rascal Flatts...
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
If they're trying to make me miss Dave Matthews
they’re doing a good job.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Here's what we don't want
Turnover
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
sigh
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Did he really flail his arms when the pressure came?
like a girl
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
lil bit
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi is playing the same way he did at Wisky first half
very conservative…the quick hitters are there…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
"And... he hooked it."
“….through the uprights!”
Nice save, Wayner.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That was awesome
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I've always wondered, does KOK wear a rug or is it just a really bad hair cut and dye job?
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Clemson stops Miami.
Effectively ends the best 1-loss team discussion that was had at Dr. Saturday this morning.
Because their best win is against a Big11 team, and we all know that doesn't count
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Mr Paterno would like a word, son.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd give it to SC until we beat OSU
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Because Oregon has looked tremendous after Purdue folded
And some were debating a hypothetical 1-loss Iowa.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
MSU leads Fla early
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
He got dr-illed.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Wayne Larivee is watching a different game than us, and drinking... definitely drinking
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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Can a Spartan have alligator arms?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
We need just a smidge more rush...
it’s building, like a Tarrantino film
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Because.
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
gotta rep that #33 better than that
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Score please
And how do we look? I am putting my son to sleep.
And you can take that to the bank.
by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 6:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Loser
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
3-3
ultra conservative O D is just missing on sacks/picks
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Cousins is learning that it's not easy
carrying a team.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Cus he's busy STARING DOWN HIS RECEIVERS SO FUCKING HARD
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
you think him and Stanzi are having a contest?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
They lose
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
found the hole on the back side, good for him
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
We're going to get a Cousins gift
probably in second half but he is willing to throw into tight spaces
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Two straight three and outs, bracketing a stupid penalty
I’m okay with that.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Big-picturewise, looking good
I’d still like one game that I could just enjoy without pacing the whole time
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
"Getting calls" is such a petty way to phrase it.
“Being blessed,” please.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
He said they wouldn't know what perjorative mean
Doesn’t he realize these are Big 11 schools and not the illiterates of the SEC and Big 12?
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
LATE HIT
Sorta. Not really. It was pretty borderline. But because it went against my team I AM OUTRAGED
Just flipped over
to the TCU-BYU game, and got an eyeful of BYU cheerleaders. It scared me.
I saw the fans gathering on GameDay this morning while it was still dark in Provo
Then I remembered that they can’t drink caffeine or alcohol and thought “how sad”
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
I wish
I could enjoy this season more, but every game is close and ugly. I started getting msu stomach aches on Monday. That should not happen.
And you can take that to the bank.
by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 6:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I wish
I could enjoy this season more, but every game is close and ugly. I started getting msu stomach aches on Monday. That should not happen.
And you can take that to the bank.
by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 6:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Somebody get a body on Jones!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Bitchass Javon Ringer
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I would be upset
But passing would just lead to Stanzi getting sacked on a blitz, so whatev.
I like that it was this one NFL game that prepared him
And not, like, living in fucking Michigan for four years.
Using the term "played" loosely.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
He was a member of the team, wasn't he?
That’s good enough!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
You said member.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
To be fair, he was probably standing around the whole time on the sideline
So, it would be more difficult for him to try to stay warm
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
I'm feeling Claybourn ripping off Cousins's head
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
then sticking it under Cousins' arm
replacing the football which he will put on cousins’ neck, before returning the whole deal into the endzone.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Fla tied with MSU at 3
Tebow SMASH fails miserably
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
Tebow's not worried, he knows his disciples in the black and white striped shirts won't forsake him
Unlike his father 2000 years ago
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Nice hit by Greenwood!
I know, it makes no sense.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Online radio?
Anyone got a link to a radio stream of the game? Watching colored lines at work is boring as SHIT.
by With Ferentz Like These... on Oct 24, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions
fuck my ass
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Keep the streak alive.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Clayborn's still getting grabbed.
It’s, y’know, obvious.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
call him Chris again
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Lived out my dream by jumping across a table and punching Jim Rome?
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
No, Forcier
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Look what happens when the don't hold Claybourn
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
I would hate announcers...
…but whenever they talk about their golf acumen in the middle of a game, it’s like “wow… these guys really do speak my language.”
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Someone on Twitter called him "Clayborg."
Thoughts? Yes? No?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Meh.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm the 3rd most smuggest guy on the letterhead!
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
It's tough to compete with HS's smugness.
Just ask MGoBrian.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
acceptable
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
not a fan of face impregnator
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I love face impregnator, but it's a bit long winded.
Adrian “The Face Impregnator” Clayborn, just doesn’t seem to roll. Maybe, Adrian “The Face Fucker” Clayborn.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
?
.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
That was awesome
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
A THIRD DOWN CONVERSION!
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Wait, one of our runs on 3rd and short was successful?
What is this strange new world?
Moeaki get hurt enough on his own
You don’t need to try to help him, Ricky.
Observing radio silence.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
I love that every week, regardless of the location
Let’s go Hawks is clearly audible at some point during the broadcast.
MSU has a guy named "Drone"?
ROBOT, NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
The Clayborn Supremacy
And you can take that to the bank.
by Hawkeye X on Oct 24, 2009 7:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
They're calling holding on that? That's nothing compared to what MSU's been doing to Clayborn
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Actually, that's exactly what they've been doing to Clayborn.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I can be more outraged if I say it's worse
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Oh, they do know what offensive holding looks like?
fooled me
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
If you don't eat salsa from a can when you get your hair cut, you're obviously not going to the right place
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
how about some Vulture on the Sparty 1.5 minute drill?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I hope they toss it around...
Cousins is getting closer and closer to being Iowa’s MVP
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Another big punt, and this one's getting marched back even further.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
shouldn't the official three feet from that play be the one to call it?
or not call it?
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
Or call it within 4 seconds of the play?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It takes a flag a few seconds to get there
when you throw it from 500 yards away.
by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
was that tipped?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
I'm guessing
almost everyone who plays football for a long time goes on to surgery at some point
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
I wish Norm would run stunts
up front
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
He does like 80 times a game usually
Is has he not tonight? I haven’t paid that close of attention I guess.
Gaaaaaaaaah
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Hunter had 6 there
damn
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Last thing I'm going to say here for a bit
MSU is 85th in the country against the pass and we have 2 dinged freshman running backs. Why are we not spreading the field and throwing the ball???
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Neutered Stanzi playbook from last week?
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 24, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
that stadium is a morgue
it sounds like a street scene in Keokuk
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Hard to believe a physical specimen like that
could go down with an injury.
by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
looks like Clayborn started his revenge
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
doesn't Clayborn's revenge have the same effects as Montezuma's revenge?
it’s just specific to QBs
We have every right to dream heroic dreams. Those who say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look.
Ronald Reagan
Except Montezuma's Revenge comes out yo ass, Clayborn's comes out his.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
There's your stunt
It didn’t do anything, but they ran it!
And thus ends a horrific half of football on both sides of the ball.
Wait, why is MSU calling TO now? Are they going for the Hail Mary?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That, or the BTN cant count
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 24, 2009 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Their defense is not THIS good
Stanzi needs to rev the boys up at half…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
3-3 at the half, and that's not even slightly surprising.
Sigh.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Iowa on primetime = slow, torturous football.
Might be a big reason the nation doesn’t respect Iowa football.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone notice
Alabama making sure to dive on that blocked FG? Looks like we’ve taught the world a lesson.
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
I think UT puckered up there
They could have at least made more of an effort to get a closer attempt
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 24, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't really seen them play enough to say
by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
The Iowa Hawkeyes
I can’t really compare them to my 1975 Reds team, because I believe that team was one of the all-time greats. But I think this Hawkeyes team is a very good team.
We've been consistently sputtering after 3 plays.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 24, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
"First team that blinks will win this game."
Um, Glen, I think I figured out your problem…
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
How was Mason ever a head coach
he really seems like a dolt. Never says ANYTHING interesting.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
HALFTIME BREAK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH80RoDiDIs
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
hahaha
That movie might have actually been decent with that dude scoring it.
Dinardo busted out his Halloween suit early
orange checks? yikes
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
KOK needs to empty the playbook here
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Getting splattered at home by FSU didn't help any either
by Brock Sampson on Oct 24, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
And yet, GameDay thought it'd be fun to travel to Provo.
by The Mexican't on Oct 24, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, by rankings it was the best game of the week
It’s not a great week. Plus, they needed to get their obligatory mid-major visit in.
Not the last time that band member
spends the night with a nearly nude man, I’ll wager
Nothing good ever had "State" in its name.
I don’t know bout you guys, but I could go for some of that there Rascal Flatts
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
SECOND HALF LIVEBLOG
Click here and let’s just leave this one for history to judge.
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/10/24/1099423/second-halved-liveblog-iowa-at
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
no matter what happens,,,,
it’s been a great ride
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Stanzi is the manzi...
he is a fucking man
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
the refs are wrong...
the game is over.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
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