We've all heard the quotes from the mothership aka ESPN.

My predictions on what the talking heads are going to say in the coming weeks.

This week:

"MSU is on a three game winning streak"  Because beating michigan, illannoy, and northwestern is a "streak".

Vs. Indiana

"Iowa has struggled against Indiana in the past"

At OSU

"Iowa hasn't beat OSU in the shoe in a long time."

Vs. Minnesota

"Minnesota has Decker and this is a rivalry game"

Vs ???

"Big 10 lacks speed and talent"

So far Iowa has beaten:

*My wife's friend was getting married and I received text's as they were saying their vows.  ZOMG THEY WON!*

"ISU is a rivalry game and it's in Ames"

"Arizona has a good running back"

"This is revenge for Penn State"

*Memory Blank*

"They almost lost to arkansas state"

"Wisconsin should have beat Ohio State"

SIDE NOTE:

Theme music:

Clayborn is still the punt return leader.