Pick 6 - Week 8: It Had to Happen Sooner or Later
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 23, 2009 12:43 AM CDT
in Iowa Hawkeyes Football
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PrintWelcome to this week's Pick 6, where we analyze the lines for the weekend's Big Ten games and each pick 6 of our favorite bets. It's highly scientific. It's easy money. It's just for fun. So, clearly we are not responsible for you losing your ass off if you take our advice.
First let's take a look at last week's results:
The Week 7 Baldwins Chart of Wins
So it finally happened. Our guest picker came out on top this week. Hawkaloogie hit 5 out of 6 picks, missing only on the OSU/Purdue Over. Congratulations big guy, and may Hurricane Rick lodge a two by four deeply in your rectum. In order to make sure this never happens again, I have invited Buddy Light to pick this week. And so far, it's looking promising. Here's the grid:
In case you're not sure, the answer is yes....Buddy Light actually picked a push on the Iowa-MSU over/under. Stupid? Ballsy? Maybe. But no one ever fucks with with the stupidest, ballsiest guy in the room. He said he had a good feeling about 27-16. Plus, he added, "why the fuck not?" I dare you to try to argue with that logic. I say we give him 6-1 odds. Overall standings and trends after the jump.
OVERALL WINS (out of 36)
TRENDS:
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Oops Pow Surprise
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has taken Indiana to cover 3 times and is 3-0
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has taken jNWU to cover 4 times and is 1-3
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is 6-1 on bets involving Indiana
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4-0 on locks
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Hawkeye State
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has taken the Michigan Over 4 times and is 3-1
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has taken Iowa to cover 3 times and is 3-0
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is 1-4 on bets involving jNWU
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1-3 on locks
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Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride
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has taken the Iowa Under 4 times and is 2-1-1
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has taken the Illinois Under 3 times and is 3-0
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is 1-4 on bets involving Wisconsin
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3-1 on locks
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RossWB
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has taken the Ohio State Under 4 times and is 3-1
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has taken the Minnesota Over 3 times and is 3-0
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is 1-4 on bets involving Wisconsin
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2-2 on locks
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Guests
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have taken the Iowa Under 4 times and are 2-1-1
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are 3-0 taking Penn State to Cover
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are 2-4 on bets involving jNWU
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are 2-4 on bets involving Indiana
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are 2-4 on bets involving Purdue
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5-0 on locks
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Think you can do better? Put your picks in below....
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That is the most phenomenal bet in the last six years of betting.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
You couldn't be more right
I will be openly rooting for 43 points…
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 23, 2009 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Aieeeeeeee
Maybe he can scream like Lola in the casino and make the points stop at 43.
by Yinka Double Dare on Oct 23, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
For us non degenerate-gamblers
could you explain the significance of BuddyLight picking a push? Does that mean he thinks we’re going to tie even though there are no ties, or that he’s just not going to pick at all and is taking a L (on his pick).
Everyone who bet Illinois this week will lose
Purdue wins big. Take it to the bank.
Brunettes not fighter jets
Agree
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 23, 2009 8:12 AM CDT up reply actions
HANDMETHEKEYSYOUFUCKINGCOCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKERBLERGGGGGHH!
God, I love that movie.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 23, 2009 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions
Handmethekeeeees, yahmuthahfuckingcocksuckah, fuck
//Del Toro’d
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 23, 2009 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuck your father in the shower and have a snack?
by Bucketochicken on Oct 23, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Is that from Bio-Dome?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 23, 2009 9:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I love the fact that those guys couldn't get through a take...
So they just said “screw it” and kept the take with everyone laughing.
All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. Trust me, bro. I’ve made bongs with less. Hurry up!
by Buddy Light on Oct 23, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Does....
Stephen Baldwin have liver cancer? Cirrhosis? Jaundice? All three?
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
-- Judge Smails
by WaterlooChazz on Oct 23, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions
For Buddy Light's Ballsiness
If he wins, I feel that the entire staff must procure him a bottle of the Swedish Goose, some Kahlua, and grocery money for some half and half.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Oct 23, 2009 8:41 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I like Purdue big as well.
Illinois just can’t score at all take the under. Also like Minnesota to keep it close in the weather and Indiana to work some magic in front of the 37 people at Ryan’s field.
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