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"Does Evy have to choke a bitch?"
To Forest. Forest Evashevski, 91, arguably the greatest coach in the history of Iowa football, has liver cancer and is in failing health. He is rarely mentioned, and it is a shame: The guy's biography reads like a Dos Equis ad. Evashevski, a former Michigan quarterback, once lit a victory cigar with 30 seconds left in a game against Ohio State while he was playing, and ordered his college coach, Fritz Crisler, to run a lap for arriving at practice late. Before becoming a coach, he taught -- I kid you not -- hand-to-hand combat to WWII-bound Navy pilots. He briefly made his way to the west coast, but left Washington State in 1952 to return to the Big Ten and coach the Hawkeyes. He ran up a 52-27-4 record in 9 seasons before becoming athletic director in 1960. He coached Iowa to a 14-14 tie in the infamous 1953 game with the "Fainting Irish" of Notre Dame. He went 24-3-2 from 1956-58, winning two Rose Bowls in the process (Iowa hasn't won one since). His final team took a portion of the national championship. Iowa went through five coaches in the two decades after his retirement from coaching, never finishing with a winning record (due in no small part to his mismanagement of the Black Boycott, but we'll save that for later). He is a legend, and he is criminally neglected, and he is now 91, and Iowa City and the Big Ten and the world will be a lesser place without him.

Take a Trip Down Memory Lane. The Lansing State Journal -- the rare Gannett-owned newspaper written in complete sentences -- examines the Iowa-Michigan State series, particularly the extraordinary series of instant classics in the mid-80's. As the LSJ points out, every game played between the two teams from 1982 to 1990 was decided by less than a touchdown. The series is made even more interesting by the fact that Kirk Ferentz was the Iowa offensive line coach, current Iowa defensive coordinator Norm Parker was coaching the Sparty linebackers at that time, and now-Iowa secondary coach Phil Parker played safety for MSU through the mid-80's. In fact, Phil Parker called Chuck Long's bootleg in the 1985 game:
Michigan State called a timeout with 37 seconds left and installed its goal-line defense. All-Big Ten senior safety Phil Parker was removed for a lineman, and he came off the field and immediately said to his coaches: "It's gonna be a bootleg."
No. 1 Iowa trailed unranked MSU 31-28, but the Hawkeyes had the ball at the Spartans' 2-yard line. It was Oct. 5, 1985 at Iowa's Kinnick Stadium.
MSU head coach George Perles, defensive coordinator Nick Saban and linebackers coach Norm Parker warned their players of a "bootleg," a quarterback run after a fake handoff. The Spartans bit, anyway. Iowa quarterback Chuck Long faked to fullback Ronnie Harmon, sprinted to the outside and trotted into the end zone.
"I saw Chuck at a golf outing this summer and I told him that's the lowest thing that's ever happened in my life as a coach - to get beat by Chuck Long on a bootleg," said Norm Parker, who is now Iowa's defensive coordinator. "Chuck Long couldn't beat Jud Heathcote in a foot race, but he beat us on a bootleg."
Joe Rexrode goes on to detail the end of the 1984 game, where Iowa was stopped on the goalline on a fumbled option (Ferentz believes the Hawkeyes actually scored before the fumble), and the 1986 game, which concluded on a late MSU interception. It's a great read, especially given the ties between the two programs on the Iowa staff.
Send Out the Band. While some local sportswriters produce nothing but pointless drivel and baseless attacks, others prefer detailed, behind-the-scenes reporting. For instance, Morehouse astutely observed that Iowa has been behind at the half three times this year, outscored those opponents 47-6 in the second half in winning all three games, and asked how Iowa makes its adjustments. What followed was a coaching clinic: No rah rah speeches, no cliches, just information gathering and instruction, from the head coach to the waterboy. Without access to other locker rooms, I can't tell you if this is different from other programs; I'm inclined to say that it's not. However, at this point, nobody does it better. Much like everything else with this team, it's all in the execution.
Footnotes:
- For USC parents weekend, Pete Carroll Twitters a cover-up story for all the USC kids too engaged in the hijinks and tomfoolery of attending a private school in Los Angeles to go to class and study.
- Zach Johnson was in attendance at last week's Wisconsin game, and led the team through the fight song afterwards. "This team is relentless," Johnson said. "It's fun to watch and easy to be a fan."
- Penn State fans really want to hate Iowa, but can't seem to find the anger. Perhaps if their hearts were blacker or their pants were golder...
- Chuck Klosterman's new book discusses, among other things, the Michigan zone read option. It also takes 25 pages to compare Nirvana's In Utero to the Branch Davidian fire. What I'm saying is it's a really good read.
- Who cares about the AP or the coaches? Kige Ramsey has Iowa ranked #5.
- As if you needed any further evidence that Bleacher Report should not be read under any circumstance, a B/R hockey writer blatantly rips off Yahoo! hockey blog Puck Daddy.
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The Evy Family
I was lucky enough to room with Evy’s grandson at Iowa 10 years ago (wow). Regrettably, I didn’t know much about that history at that time. But I soon did. Picture sitting at the Field Whore with your new roommates drinking, looking over at the wall, and seeing “EVASHEVSKI WINS ROSE BOWL!” newspaper articles framed on the wall next to you. Pretty cool.
Anyway, we still keep in touch and visit once in awhile. I met his family during once of the parent’s weekends and they were very nice folks. I believe I might have shaken hands with the granddad himself.
I hope he’s made as comfortable as possible when his time comes. Thanks Evys.
by Duez I say on Oct 23, 2009 9:41 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pimps up, hoes down...
….obviously Evy is the pimp in this situation (in that picture he looks like Vince Vaughn from the Starsky & Hutch remake), and the rest of the Big Ten were the hoes.
I’m a huge fan, and I can’t believe that I didn’t know Evy is still with us. Why does Iowa not talk about its National Champion Coach? Mind boggling. [And, my god, what a fuckin pimp.]
by Eyeheartfreedumb on Oct 23, 2009 9:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The picture above
What Kerry Collins would look like if he was a pimp.
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 23, 2009 10:01 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Evy would take a shit all over that Dos Equis goofball, steal his women, drink his beer, all while parallel parking his much, much nicer car and laughing all the while. Holy fuck, what a bad ass.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 23, 2009 10:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Morehouse is the best sportswriter covering Iowa, bar none.
Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on Oct 23, 2009 10:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone had to ask?
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by Bellanca on Oct 23, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evy looks like the love child of Greg McDermott and Vince Vaughn
Space time continuum be damned.

by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 23, 2009 10:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think its just the space time continuum being damned..
“Pole to Pole”. I’ll say nothing more.
I do have more rhymes than Jamaica got mangos.
by LuebkeSwims! on Oct 23, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Iowa / MSU Connections
Two or three times a year, Keeler actually writes something worth reading…
“Michigan State QB Cousins has Black and Gold in His Blood”
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20091022/SPORTS05/910230351/1003/SPORTS
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 23, 2009 10:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Evy
Is a total badass, lighting a fucking victory cigar with 30 seconds to go, and being on the field playing. This is why America is turning into a nation of pussies… I bet Evy would bitchslap Adrian Clayborn if the two could somehow meet back in the day.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Oct 23, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yet another reason to love Norm. His comment about Long’s footspeed made me laugh out loud. The truth hurts, too. That was the slowest bootleg in the history of college football – saw it live.
by txhawkeye on Oct 23, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is great journalism, and congrats.
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by Bellanca on Oct 23, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that Phil Parker said
“It’s gonna be an effing bootleg. Just a hunch.
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by Bellanca on Oct 23, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The photos alone are worth much. Thx.
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by Bellanca on Oct 23, 2009 12:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am not referring to McD. and Vaughn.
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by Bellanca on Oct 23, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The scandal...
needs to be thought of in context of the times. Complicated. Learned about it in a sociology class when I was at Iowa and it was fascinating. The prof made it seem like competing agendas were at play on both sides, and that both sides lacked any real argument against the other. In otherwords, football had become a political football.
Wonder if Denny Greene was ever thought about as a candidate for the Iowa job along with Stoops and Ferentz….probably not because he was at Minnesota? Just talking out loud on that one.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 23, 2009 12:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One of my best friends as a child, then, was Rayme Nagel.
I disagree that Ray Nagel deserved what happened to him, or that ‘moral equivalency’ explains what happened. Profs always say ‘look at the other side’s problem’ but people who never have to take responsibility for an organization, or make a decision that they know will upset somebody, generally say that.
In this era we don’t appreciate what people did then. Ray Nagel got in is car and drove to see a recruit. There was no King Air or Citation. If he lost the recruit he might turn around on U.S. 40 and drive back and knock on the door and say, “Why did I fail?” I do know that this happened. Ray Nagel was not a racist. I spent weekend time in that house. The guy (my father) who took care of me the rest of the time - the guy who got the paper out on Monday — was a legit newsman: he was the one who got Pat McCarnery busted down for criminal acts, among other non-sports related news events. The Black Boycott was nonsense.
Anyway, and obviously, Evy was larger than life and that’s a great anecdote, the cigar on the field. Thx.
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by Bellanca on Oct 23, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bellanca or Stoops
or someone else with too much time on their hands, could you provide me with some context to this ‘Black Boycott’, or point me in the right direction with some links, so that I don’t feel like a full-blown dissapointment / fucking retard the rest of the wknd? otherwise, it’s sounds about as real as the holocaust to me. thanks in advance
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 23, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
* disappointment
too late
by KentuckyThunderPussy on Oct 23, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There isn't much
I just checked. But, here is a snippet from on-line and it jibes with my understanding of it:
“1969 was a volatile year, with Vietnam War protests and the civil rights movement gaining full steam. In the spring of 1969, Nagel dismissed two black players from the team for disciplinary reasons. This played a role in motivating 16 black players to ignore Nagel’s repeated warnings and boycott spring practice. Nagel immediately dismissed the 16 players from the team. That summer, Nagel allowed the dismissed athletes to appeal to the team for reinstatement. The team allowed seven of the twelve athletes who appealed for reinstatement to rejoin the squad.”
It is worth adding that these were days when the details of any disciplinary action was not printed in headlines for all to see—it was “in house”. I think it was later learned that these guys had a brush with the law. So Nagel dismissed them. The other black player saw this as a moment of solidarity, rallied around this issue to not only challenge these dismissals but to argue and debate other much larger civil rights issues. The details from there are debated.
My understanding is that Nagel was a tough guy, rules were rules and that was his stance. Like Bellanca said, he was not a bigot and while he was not a great coach by record, he seems to be the best of the immediate pre-Hayden era.
The more juicy aspect to all this is that Evashevski apparently did not get along with Nagel (he was notoriously a micro manager) and some say he saw this as an opportunity to get rid of Nagel and coach the team himself (he denied that of course). Again, this was a period when firing a coach was a bit more of a slow play and needed buy-in from outside the athletic department.
The long and short of it from what I learned, is that Nagel was quite gracious to the players and may have even been more willing to work with them than they deserved, but they wanted a fight—-a high profile fight at that—and this was too juicy of an opportunity. The players were not reinstated because the “team” voted them down too, as I understand it. I didn’t know this at the time but read on line today that Dennis Greene (former Cardinal coach) was one of the reinstated players.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 23, 2009 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way
was there any equipment of his day, that Chuck Long did not wear (other than the neck roll)? Sheesh…
He was damn good though.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 23, 2009 2:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
Forearm pads. We liked forearm pads back then.
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by Bellanca on Oct 23, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wore those elbow pads
that the elastic extended down your forearm. It’s so funny how back in the day guys padded up and now they barely wear knee pads, and I haven;t seen a player with hip pads in 10 years. That butt bone pad also went bye bye, and no one wears knee pads. I think that’s crazy.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 23, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you didn't have your pads back then
the refs threw you off the field.
Below the waist, you had knee, thigh, hip, coccyx foam pads. Some guys would try to stuff cardboard in one of the pockets instead of the foam. For the coccyx pad you would stuff a toilet paper tube. The refs might tap what you had there. Very different era. The athletes are so muscled now they don’t want or need it, and it’s okay with everybody.
I just look at the shoulder pads. That tells you the decade.
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by Bellanca on Oct 23, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was shocked to hear
That he took out a 1 million dollar insurance policy on his body when he came back for his senior season.
by Duez I say on Oct 24, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That picture of Robert Smith coming off the field is weird -
Whose hand was he shaking?

by Bucketochicken on Oct 23, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!!
It was the hand of the Illuminati. Or Ronnie Harmon’s bookie.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 23, 2009 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me....
Or does it look like Chuck has quite a load to get rid of out of his pants?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 23, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lansing State Journal
Don’t be fooled. Joe Rexrode’s sentences are complete and worth reading. The same can be said for the sentences in the rest of that rag.
Fight for The Only Colors: Green and White!
by KJ@theonlycolors on Oct 23, 2009 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Complete sentences are often
Brunettes not fighter jets
by rockyh on Oct 23, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nyce
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 23, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Sweet baby Jebus...
Evy has been kicking ass for 91 years. Let him see this one through.
by Imustbreakyou on Oct 23, 2009 4:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To understand 1969 you have to understand 1968.
Tommie Smith was my football coach, and my ex-‘s track coach, back at Oberlin in the late 1970’s.

In ‘68, entire cities were on fire. Returning to IC from Montreal, summer ’68, as a child, after my father had covered de Gaulle in Quebec City, who was advocating an independent Quebec and the destruction of the Canadian confederation, we had to divert. We couldn’t go through Windsor/Detroit. We had to do the Buffalo turn. That was because Detroit was on fire, as many cities were on fire that summer, and the National Guard was deployed in U.S. cities, like Detroit, to try to stop the violence. This isn’t talked about much in schools any more .
Ray Nagel was an extremely classy guy during a very bad time.
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