Pwnership Goes Beyond Photoshop
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 22, 2009 3:33 PM CDT
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PrintFrom the FanShots, a picture that was tragically resized is now available as God intended it. Enjoy.
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The maddest of mad props go to reader Herkey Hawkeye. You guys are awesome sometimes.
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A few minor suggestions:
For Forcier I think it would be fair to add “concussed.”
For Clark, I think it would also be fair to add some sort of designation indicating his epic failure against Iowa will define his career at Penn State. Given he is a senior, he has no chance at redemption, maybe a gold star or something.
Someone already mentioned it on the other post, however it is worth repeating; Tolzien was briefly benched, so a “benched” label is accurate.
by BobCommingStain on Oct 22, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions
RichRod said he didn't know Forcier was concussed until after the game.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Sweet!
I still think there should be something else for PSU….I mean he was all “gonna win this time” and shit…Clark deserves some sort of red stamp thingy too!
Hawks....yup, I like 'em
Not only that on Clark...
…but his 198 almost needs an asterisk, since 79 of it came on ONE FREAKING PLAY.
And of course he was 11 for his last 31, and something like 5 for his last 25. It was bad.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
Ah, but he wasn't benched!
Therefore, Clark dominated Iowa more than any other QB this season. PWN3D.
by Run Up The Score on Oct 22, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
No QB threw as pretty a pass as Clark did on his first play!
PWN3D!!!
"It's like a bad rave, only in place of the hypnotic effects of your grandfather's oxycontin, there's an actual octogenerian screaming gibberish over a thumping beat."
by ReadingRambler on Oct 22, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Also benched
was the wisconsin quarterback
by ChryslerKinnick on Oct 22, 2009 3:58 PM CDT reply actions
I don't think he was benched
but Bielema most assuredly mind-fucked his own QB when he pulled him out for a series after marching the Badgers 91 yards for a touchdown.
Tolzien wasn't benched.
If you’re gonna make a big deal about it, let’s not make shit up. Tolzien wasn’t benched any more than Robinson was benched for Wegher. It’s a substitution.. a ton of schools (including Iowa) have done this, where they sub in a running QB for a series or two. Shit, the fucking Miami Dolphins do it. They’re not benching Chad Pennington.
Brunettes not fighter jets
Man, thats going to be
really tough to read when a 5th name has to get added. Maybe he’ll have to make a second column.
Actually
If Sparty uses both QB’s, 2 additional spots that would be needed.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 22, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we could go
all old school brewster and start adding exclamation points.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 22, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't worry, I made a new one with smaller pics and a little better quality
Check it out:
http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/lynam_6/PWNEDFINAL-2.jpg?t=1256251734
By the end of the year, if everything goes right, I plan on adding a second column.
On Iowa
by Herkey Hawkeye on Oct 22, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That would certainly be sig-worthy,
but apparently is in something called “BB code url”, so no dice.
I still can't believe that this season is really happening.
I must be from Iowa.
Hellacious “Season in Pictures”.
Apropos nothing, I guess:
Mr. Boh Knows ...
who's missing?
…interesting how the two most successful QB outings against the Hawkeyes this year have been Grace and Leonard.
Not to be pedantic but Tolzein wasn't benched, as noted above by ... by ... the other guy.
They’ve given the backup (Phillips? It’s easier to remember the names of guys who do someting) his series or two this year.
Mr. Boh Knows ...
I know
Just thought I’d take his request since I had got it a few times. That’s why there is a * by “benched”.
On Iowa
by Herkey Hawkeye on Oct 22, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I can envision Cousins
throwing a few INTs. Why? Same reason all these other guys were intercepted so many times by us.
Against Iowa you don’t fear the blind side sack, but you do have to deal with the front side collapse. It is arguably more damaging to the QB’s psyche. With the blind side sack, you’re poised and scanning the field until you go down in a heap. The only concern from there is you hope you don’t fumble. With the front side collapse, you see it happening the whole time, it diverts your attention and lesser men panick…bad decisions ensue. Tyler Sash is there to clean up the mess.
Hitchcock famously said that fear was greater of the unknown than the known. Well, he didn’t play quarterback.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
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