Since no one seems to respect us...

by Leftcoast Hawk on Oct 19, 2009 4:12 PM CDT

See what happens when you don't buy cookies from Iowa Girl Scouts? I mean, you've gotta have something to take away the sour taste of Gatorade coming up your windpipe - you know, kind of like a hot dog burp, but worse, because it burns too - as you stagger off the field from a typical Iowa Bitch Hit... at least while you're sitting there with enough ice on your knees and head to reverse global warming, you can have a yummy cookie and maybe remember who the fuck you are.

I mean, the cookies do taste better than Gu or one of those fruity granola energy bars.

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Oh....I dunno

I think the team is getting talked about quite a bit more these days. Sure, most pick us to lose at “each next away game”, but we haven’t blown anyone out yet (at least on the scoreboard – and no – ISU don’t count, cuz it is fucking ISU…when they have a better record and make it to a bowl game we can count them)

I do like the idea of the Girl Scouts causing some havoc at MSU after we get done with them.

Hawks....yup, I like 'em

by Rozhawkfan on Oct 22, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions