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My Girlfriend Said That This Wasn't Possible...

[Bumped for awesomeness, even though the first sentence is completely true. We're always suckers for the script "Iowa."--OPS]

Before you start reading, none of what follows pertains to anything. At all.

 

So last night, as my girlfriend and I were brainstorming ideas for pumpkin carving, I mentioned an Iowa design. Its was of the word "Iowa" only it was in cursive. I think the last place I saw that type of lettering was on one of OPS' older-than-my-grandmother t-shirts. It actually could have been HS. I digress. After I informed her of the cursive pattern she promptly exclaimed, "You're not going to be able to do that." To which I said, "Go fuck yourself." Ok, ok, ok... I didn't really say that. But God, I wanted to. No, what I really said was, "It's going to be tough, but, seeing as how I'm supremely awesome, I think I can do it."

I just looked at the pumpkin and it lit up. Swear.

 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! GO HAWKEYES!

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