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(T/F/J: Storminspank)

Second half here.  Adjustments, anyone?

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Dammit

this thread better be filled with less fail

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ba bam!!!

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OU's defense looks really, really good

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

who is mich playing today?

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Delaware State

so, yeah…

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so THATS who they are dismantling.... pusses

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Psh

who beats up on FCS teams? they should let them feel good until raping their hope. like us

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJK has 3 catches for 50 yards

and yet Stanzi has only thrown 10 times today. Why does KOK fear Wisconsin’s secondary?

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clearly, he has NO healthy fear of the best part of Wisky's d-line.

A little fear there would be good.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The following adjustments will give us a good chance to come back

- block someone

That is all.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and consistently pass rush someone

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's cold in my room

Do I?
a) put on pants
b)turn up the heat
c)take off more clothing
d)drink until i no longer feel

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

D.

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You still feel?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I

Have not started yet. Fridge is too far away.

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Purdue with the TRICKERATION FAIL

C’mon. You can’t fuck up against OSU like that.

by RossWB on Oct 17, 2009 12:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Never wore Iowa gear

during game til today. Watching rest of game naked.

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 12:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I've never liveblogged

before today. If we’re still down in 4th Q I’m out

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I were naked, I'd consider some of my gear to still be Iowa gear.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well said.

I feel like less of a fan now

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a brand fucking new

Iowa snuggie. I’m breaking it out. Maybe it’ll bring luck

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So much wrong with that statement.

Where to begin……?

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I"

then “have”

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also "bring luck"

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not fucking

fucking is good. but this way you can still be naked AND have iowa gear on

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You might want to get that checked out.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I have.

I have.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You might want to get that checked out.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOURMOM CHECKED IT OUt

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck, that's total MODERATORFAIL

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I

just shave one in my pubes

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a gift

and I don’t care

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe if i put my greenway jersey on, we'll stop sucking.....

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My heartbeat skipped

I thought you said Greenwood for a minute

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Brown, football genius:

If OSU was playing anyone but Purdue they would be down 21-7

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pur Don't

Just nailed a 55-yarder @ the half.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mmm, chicken...

I want extra tasty crispy, and I want it now.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

brewtus burger for lunch? yeah??

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

7-0 at the half, I think.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would you

seriously bench Bulaga at half?

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 12:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

At least for one series.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He’s not ready. It’s been obvious since he got back, but it’s painfully obvious in this game. Reiff is a better pass blocker right now

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is going up against some tenacious Mofos.

But he should not be whiffing every single snap.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would use humor to do it

Like a knock-knock joke. Softens the blow.

by Brock Sampson on Oct 17, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Stanziballs were going to prevent us from having a magical season but as always, KOK reminds me why he has such an average offensive mind.

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But

KOK needs to GET WITH THE PROGRAM first

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

according to 360

Penn State vs Iowa=worst loss of the season

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Send a

fucking message

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 12:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Spielman is not a fan of Iowa's run D.

And their lack of discipline. That’s at least the 3rd time he’s mentioned their inability to cover their gaps.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, he's right

We’re getting blown off the ball, and we don’t keep outside contain.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF.

Zone only works if you stay home. Edds!!

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hawks stay in run gaps, Wisky looking for that cut back almost every play

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SPIEVEY!!!!!

Nice throw, Tolzien. Everyone in the Iowa back 7 has an INT… I think.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SPUHVAY!!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Amarizing.

Fucking finally. Now, some points, please.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 12:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There we go

Let Tolzien make the mistakes

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Spievey's first of the year!

This is why people don’t throw to his side

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 12:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We would. Just to show him.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that and Willie Lowe on the other one for a couple games

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moeaki?

A forward pass? I’m confused

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nevermind

Running to the left again

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Program=Not yet with the program

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so fucking tired of this offense

You have 4 legitimate receivers for the first time ever. Put them on the field and throw the goddamn ball.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stross

Great white hope. Racist?

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 12:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nope

because he’s white

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Finally a play action

and Stanzi gets buried

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

According to ESPN Gamecast.

Texas just accepted a 65 yard false start penalty. That seems pretty epic.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

OU managed to go full retard

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's an additional 50 penalty yards for ripping the guy's head off.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AMEN

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why don't we ever have any cutback runs?

It’s all sweeps. Where’s a counter, or a trap play?

Mix it up, man!!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's supposed to come out of the outside zone

Neither of our backs have figured it out yet.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is McNutt?

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJK needs to catch that....

cuz he’s only thrown to about to 4 times a game.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I didn't think so for a while BUT

Robinson is proving to be the better back. I love Wegher though

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way, with apoligies to CUUUUNNNK

Robinson is way way way better than Wegher right now. They shouldn’t be rotating every other series

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 12:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No way

I was pissed when Wegher was in that late in the Mich game last week

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!

TOUCHDOWN

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY HAIRY BEANBAG

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, how's your Stanzi now?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.....

I don’t believe what I just saw. Reminds me of a gunslinger from a couple years ago.

by Argulor on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

That was beautiful!

by MP hawkfan on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD Stanziball! GOOD Stanziball!

Come here boy! (pats leg)

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

TOUCHDOWN IOWA!

MOEAKI!

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

Stanzi on the move has incredible touch.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stunned Fan

Anyone capture that screenshot of the stunned badger girl?

by Guancous on Oct 17, 2009 12:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh god I hope so

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

but I did see it. just commented about it.

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOO YA! TD

That awesome pass is why Stanzi drives me nuts, just perfect toss.

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TOLD YOU

being naked works everytiime!!!!!!!! Turn off your Webcams and get naked!!!!!

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tony Moeaki=Program compatible

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I scared the neighbor's dog with my yelling.

MOAR SCOTCH

MOAR MOEAKI

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MOAR SPELLCHECK!!!

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

what you talkin’ ’bout willis?

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone else

just see that stunned fan

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup

Look about six comments about yours.

by Guancous on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Griese is mental

Moeaki hasn’t caught a ball yet.
yeah, except that 5 yard curl a few plays before that.

Next time, pay attention to, you know, the game.

by storminspank on Oct 17, 2009 12:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And stop

Buttfucking Clay and Alice

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I yelled at my TV as soon as he mentioned it

And then Touchdown Tongan made put his cock in Griese’s mouth.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK GRIESE FUCK ESPN FUCK THE NAYSAYERS

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I know he fucks up a lot

But have we EVER had a QB who throws a prettier deep ball than Stanzi?

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hartlieb is the only one that comes to mind

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Long maybe, but sure as hell not on the run like that.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Long was more about really accurate short ot intermediate throws

He was definitely much better overall (duh), but not in this particular area

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

STANZI-STANZI-STANZI-STANZI-STANZI-STANZI-STANZI-STANZI-STANZI-STANZI

Moeeee-aaaah-keeee!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

YES!

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a win

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

clap clap clap clap…clap?

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

VD is nothing to clap about

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmmmm..... cheese

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That place sounds like a church

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tarpinian reps the 33 well on STs

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tide

is turning

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sash

Is there nothing he cannot do? He blocks, picks and makes qb’s cry.

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and

gets with the program

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure if he tried you ‘d end up with julienne’d fries..

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO joke

first glance that looked like juvenile diabetes

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sash time....int

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Binns is a damn vulture or crane or something

Raises those arms, no one wants to throw the ball. And the RB was open in the flat, too.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Binns can touch his toes standing up straight

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I belive he is a cross between an orangutang and an albatross

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we need a nice return

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Will "none" be okay?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't you hear?

Catching punts is illegal.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's Go

Momentum swing!

by Guancous on Oct 17, 2009 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I can live with the 20

roll outs…that guy will NOT let Moeaki go over the top again so he will be roaming free underneath

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you happen to notice the height difference?

Tony is a foot taller…just like the WRs vs. Wisky DBs

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have a 5'3" cornerback?

That can’t be good.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would TOWER over that dude.

By at least a few inches. Can I play?

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remind me not to

stay at a Hampton Inn

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"I like yer eyes...."

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We do not yet have more points

So yes, I am still scared.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa

never too high, never too low. Love it.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon YAY-gher!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

jeger…

wait..

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to thread the needle

Wegher!

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did wond3rboy

just catch a pass?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Griese is insane

he has completely lost it.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I swear he is demented. I'm waiting for him to poop his pants on air.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play.

I love BW’s aggression with the ball in space – he loves contact.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 12:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wish KOK would do more 1st down passing

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Spread the field

Easy pitch and catch. Follow it up by a run into the line.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bad bad bad

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait just a second

Culmer St. Jean? O’Brien Schofield? Does nobody on Wisconsin have a first name?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think the stop and go is there

with DJK…who’s with the program today

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously,

PA would have been perfect.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why do we keep running left?

What mismatch do we think we have? Anyone see something to explain?

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The spread works so we go the stretch play to the LEFT! again, sigh

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man...

How does Wegher get taken down in the backfield so often?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Because LB's go unblocked all the fucking time

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, but more than today...

…and far more often than Robinson. It’s weird.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanziball

FUCK

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SHIT.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well.....

There went that…

sob

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit.

That’s a bummer.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

empty hand

fumble, fuck

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sack=OLs fault fumble=Stanzi's

he just sat there with two guys coming up at his face. Need to just eat that, or throw it quicker.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That series is on KOK

he devloved to the run too soon

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

trying to set up the screen

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Griese

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

Just ridiculously bad.

by storminspank on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ALMOST!

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play, Prater.

Yet another reason that Lowe should not see the field.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They will run now....

they are freaked about Tolzien getting int’s

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHEW

I can’t believe he dropped that.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was not even close to interference

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe not DPI,

but definitely defensive holding. Handful of shirt doesn’t seem fair.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am glad we have a competent defense now,

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

(whistling)

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That 3 and out is all Prater.

Also, the officials for not throwing the obvious flag.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BRICK IT

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

who's your daddy!?!

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bricked.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play Prater, make up for your awful offensive coach!

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whew

dodged a huge bullet there

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....., missed fg

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

amen to that

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are trying to give us this game

KOK needs to go for the kill…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm note sure he can even go for the wound this game

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Going for the kill for KOK

Is like expecting Rainbow Brite to star in PR0N.

by storminspank on Oct 17, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not usually into bashing the announcers for hating us and stuff,

but did ESPN bring in the Wisconsin play-by-play guys for today’s game? I’m about to turn on Dolphin for the first time this year.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Speilman

But, yeah, the other two are pretty bad.

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touchdown Purdue!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOLHIO STATE

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously?

Did they finally figure out how to not give the ball away?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roll Stanzi THE FUCK out

KOK…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have an iowa state fan

on facebook berating me because i said go hawks. and i quote :Yes really, I am sick of Iowa fans thinking they are the best team to ever grace the earth, they lose one game and then I might cheer for them

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

35-3 fuckers.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh man you don't know the half of it

I got into it with one fan after the iowa penn st game and my biggest comeback was 35-3 and after each one his argument got more and more absurd. saying i couldn’t cheer for iowa because i go to school in south dakota and that iowa is stupid because all their fans go to iowa state and uni but none of them can get into iowa. not to mention he had to go to DMACC CARROLL campus to get his grades up

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone hasn't been downtown on a home game saturday.

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOST INTERESTING STORY EVER

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pur-haps?

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why does A Rob get tackled in the backfield so often?

Wait—this sounds familiar.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Enough with the slow developing runs

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

more DJK

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See KOK

throw to DJK. He’s with the program

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE NEED POSITIVE YARDS

Just need curls by Moeaki.

by storminspank on Oct 17, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like a hair stylist business

Maybe I should look into that,

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJK

got the religion….of Pat Harty

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea how this game is still tied.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank the good lord Jesus

or ask Hunter to….Okay, I’m going to hell.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there any actual evidence that DJK was in the doghouse this year?

I thought his lack of PT was due to his lingering hamstring injury.

by houksyndrome on Oct 17, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

His hamstring was in the doghouse

For not being with the….you know.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET WITH THE PROGRAM, ASSHOLE

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJK=Good

No DJK=Bad

I vote for DJK.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What I've always adored about this staff

is they don’t believe there is a game clock.

It’s cute.

by storminspank on Oct 17, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The spread formation keeps working so obviously this means, Hawkeyes must run the stretch plays instead.

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I f we get 7

I think this baby is cooked.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cooking babies--ewww.

I’ll take mine medium-rare.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

update on stupid ISU fan

5 hawks fans commented after him. his reply: all in good fun. didn’t mean anything.

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit.

I was just jumping up and down…weird.

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That Stadium is not long for this world.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...that was professional.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Reisner had that great one hand grab last year too

IIRC, also against Wisky.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Wisconsin embraces a white rap band

Stunner, really

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jump on that, baby!

Reisner FTW

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT A CATCH!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OUr TEs are studs

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And Stanzi is the studfinder.

Or something

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

NTTAWWT

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need to start up the IA TE Chippendales fund

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJK is the man

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gthe pass is there and Stanzi

looks cocksure

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Aww come on now

You have no idea where their mouths have been !

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Iowa never gets that call

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rooll out is there all day

their DEs are selling out.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOM, BABY!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Folks

I really think we got something here.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TD ARobb

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You see what happens?

You see what happens when you use the pass to set up the run? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE THE PASS TO SET UP THE RUN.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe KOK turned his clipboard upside down...

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuk Ya!

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gentlemen, we have a starting Running Back

Love Wegher, but he’s looking more situational all the time

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love the rotation.

But A-Rob has shown all year that he’s a bit more clutch, while Wegher is a lot more flash.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. He should probably be in the slot anyway.

Which I guess would make him situational, so yeah.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!

he made that drive possible.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is a senior too right?

Will miss them both next year then.

by Argulor on Oct 17, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jr I think

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hes a Jr

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're about 13 points and a Purdo or a Purdon't away from the driver's seat

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shusssh

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seconded.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Report from Camp Randall:

“The I-O-W-A was thunderous.”

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PLEASE STOP WITH THE DENNY GREEN CRAP!

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we un-claim him?

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

While these jackass announcers realize that you actually have to force “mistakes”?

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not always

see: Stanzi – Michigan INT

by Argulor on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it when we do things that are good.

I don’t like it when we do things that are bad.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who the fuck had the hit there?

Angerer with the assist, but someone else laid the wood on Clay.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I smell another turnover...

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Our attitude is in full flavor

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By wrapping up

and making fundamental tackles.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...from skullfucking opponents

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their TE looked a little Forciered there.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

John Clay

is overrated and really slow.

I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry

by NileKinnickIronman on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn has completely taken over this game

He’s been unblockable from the middle of the 2nd quarter on

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn smash!

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely.

I saw fire come out of his face.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

was it accompanied by bees and lava?

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The roofies are taking hold.

Wisconsin’s starting to slur their words. It’s on.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Most teams...and especially this team

ain’t shit without yards on first down.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU ARE CORRECT!!!!!!!!

very insightful commentary!

by houksyndrome on Oct 17, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need 3 here

big time

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But...

now is not the time to run first to kill the clock.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROLL OUT

dammit. Moeaki damands it.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we stay agressive and finish this shit? Come on KOK, shut us up!!

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We prob can't run and run clock well enough...

to avoid passing. We may have to take a few chances.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yoy shouldn't have a person named Colin returning punts. But whatever.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

funny story

that dumb ass iowa state fan i mentioned early. name is collin. returned a punt in jr high and ran the wrong way then fumbled

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW TELL US MORE ABOUT YOUR FRIEND

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should nickname him "Crash"

Since that’s a good PR name.

Crash Sandeman

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about "Enter"?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We put Colin Cole back there and he was all right

Those were Kirk’s acid days. Good times.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A score would be so nice

I don’t even remember what it’s like to have a comfortable lead.

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I had to eat

antacids at quarter break

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we run up middle...

I am switching to public access

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 1:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Public access for you

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by NileKinnickIronman on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and there you go

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOO BRAD BANKS

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It is a bull

with encephalitis

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KOK!

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

God dammit son

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get Wegher out, fuck

He had a cutback lane there, and didn’t see it

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY THE FUCK ARE WE RUNNING ON FIRST DOWN

THERE ARE NINE FUCKING DEFENDERS WITHIN 10 YARDS OF THE LOS

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At least we have to throw now.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why the fuck

would we want a 2 score lead late in the game?

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEY CALLED ANOTHER RUN JESUS CHRIST

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop running when they have 8 in the box

this is not difficult

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clearly a false start.

Bulaga having a terrible day.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He called another run!

KOK….pleeeeeeeeease. Your QB is feeling it.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bulaga is pulling a Ronnie Harmon

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Um, it's now 23-7 Purdue.

heeeeee.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I

seriously do not want wegher in there right now. we need to ground and pound

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's not the issue.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Playcalling is part of the issue

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

i just feel more comfortable with him in for some reason. i like wegher though

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bulaga, again.

Thanks god he’s gone to the NFL as a Top Ten pick at the end of the year, huh?

Or not.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so does your mom

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So does mine.

That didn’t come out right.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

against this D he does.

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

deep?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet KOK is terrible at casino games. He comes to a hot table and immediately cools it.

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a catch!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

comeoncomeoncomeon

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KOK needs to let Stanzi

out of the cage…he looks sensational.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Amazing catch

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Amazing player, when healthy

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What an unbelievable throw and catch.

I’m not sure which was better.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

We need to throw to protect the lead.

WHo are we?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is

until he dies. which is imminent

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DJK GOT WITHOUT THE PROGRAM.

Bench that smartass and put in Nordmann already!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A McNutt sighting???

I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry

by NileKinnickIronman on Oct 17, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that play call, stay agressive

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

First down via penalty.

Stanzi runs to avoid STANZIBALL

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi knew it was a free play.

He can be pretty damn heads up sometimes.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi

Doing his best grasshopper impression

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Offsides

1st down. Thanks, idiot.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That looked like a missed false start, to be fair

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The hard count

Stanzi is having a great game.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I...

wait… he is. Fuck yeah!

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We'd like to thank Wisconsin for that one.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

even these dumb ass announcers are questioning KOK’s game plan

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You're reaching, Mac.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why was Stanzi insisting on running

on a free play

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Roll out....

baby…it is there with the FB, TE, WRs

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Out

of field goal range. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I learned a great many things in the Marines that helped me as a football coach. The Marines train men hard and to do things the right way, just as a football team must train. - Hayden Fry

by NileKinnickIronman on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wegher's inexperience showed there.

No one’s that fast.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn fucking Brandon Wegher.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stay in FG range! stop with the stretch plays!

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Annnnd out of FG range

Stop this stupid strict RB rotation

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

* sigh *

1st and 15 is a perfect time to run backwards

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, I guess the only way we are calling pass plays is

if we get curshed on first down.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It didn't work the first TEN TIMES you've tried it..

WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT WORK NOW????

I have occupational turrettes... My job makes me swear uncontrolably at everyone.

by Ioweegin on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL RUNNING ON EVERY GOD DAMN FIRST DOWN

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrong way Wegher

that’s not even running east-west. He was headed southeast

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Love him, but that was turribl

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hard to run with that Look Out blocking

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ferentz is playing for the FG

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brings up 3rd down and FG Range

Will be a run to set up the kick

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

god dammit

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Impressed with second half Stanzi?

Where the fuck have you been? IDIOTS.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That would have made more sense.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs