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Iowa Hawkeyes at Wisconsin Badgers, Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT


Here we go, bright and early. Did you get your sleep? Always get your sleep before morning games, man.

Battle music? Battle music:

 

 

Ronald McDimmu's Hamborgir (via NextVictim09)

Comments go below, as usual. We'll put up another thread at the half if we need to. Let's do this.

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Let's facefuck some Badger pussy

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 10:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's badgerfuck some facepussy

I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds bloody.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 10:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah yes

Sweet, beautiful facepussy

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:00 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I would not want to say that to his face

Especially because you can’t trust people with two last names. Or is it two first names?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends

Is Pow your middle name. Or maiden name?

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, I knew there's a reason why I come here.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:01 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bob Griese has clearly not watched Iowa this year.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea

How distracted did they look by her hotness?

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very.

And then Bradford went all school-yard-bully on McCoy when he said “Can I dunk it?”

by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 17, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I thought it was sad for her how they pushed her aside and just gave each other handjobs. She looked sad

by MongoLikeCandy on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

It was delicious. Although Colt looks like he suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOO

BW3 FTW

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NOW WE'RE GONNA WIN

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Hawks! Get with the program or get herpes!

I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.

by HoyaGoon on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Looks like the program's getting gotten with

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haiku

Cheddar cheerleader
stretch marks on brett’s calf tattoo
sadger epic fail

Everybody wants a little milk of Michael

by Dr Feelgood on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

uppity

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Word from the stadium

The student section is about 40% full at kickoff. ATTACK!

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no no no

you are suppose to kick that high throw in the hole in zone

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO HAWKS

Bielema’s a jackass and I hate him.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:04 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like you

You make it easier to cheer for Penn State.

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Running left, loss of two.

Ugh.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJK is the cure for the Stanziball

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Reiff, Moeaki and Bulaga on the left side of the OL

I think that may be considered the strong side.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Robinson

I can’t remember an Iowa player that made me go from “God damn it” to “Boom, baby!” faster.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Horrible play

Loss of what, five?

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lucky it wasn't worse

he’s got to throw throw that away

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi makes me poop a little sometimes

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, two decent throws and he kept his eyes downfield under pressure

so far so good for Stanzi

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:07 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"He gets back to the original line of scrimmage"

No, he doesn’t.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:07 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Like when we first had the ball, maybe.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PURDON'T ON THE BOARD

OSU IS TOTALLY GOING TO LOSE

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:07 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*sigh*

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would shit myself laughing

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dace is talking shit

Despite the fact that his QB is laying on the ground.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:07 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Line looks to be decidedly dotted so far

 - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - -

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck just happened

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh well.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm so confused

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cus there was no picksix?

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate that call.

We’re in 4 down territory. Pick up a few and then we don’t have 4th and 11.

Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.

by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Points?

Who needs points to win a game?

by Argulor on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tough to call it a "scoring opportunity," but yeah.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a Bielema Wisconsin team

You may just end up blowing them out by 50 in the end

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 step drop

Would have been wonderful those last 3 plays…

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that

gives a new definition to arm punt

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude, don't say it

You guys haven’t played Big Ten Offensive Preseason Player of The Year yet.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I mean it just looked like a punt. i looked away and got back to see the ball going out of the endzone and just assumed. boy was i surprised to see that it wasn’t

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not a good start..... kill kill kill

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol i agree

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wisconsin girls are pudgy

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Running right at Klug...

…gain of six. Not a good start.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes... yes they are

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:11 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh

That would have been a 47 yard field goal anyway.

by Guancous on Oct 17, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

come on hawks.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit shit shit

this is not going to go well if we can’t slow down the run

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's a nice cut.

Sash went Epic Greenwood on us.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hells yeah

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit Adrian Clayborn

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We look porous

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

IMPREGNATED

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CLAYBORNMONSTER

John Clay is his bitch.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn tackled him with his fingernail

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my god

Clayborn is an animal. Arm tackled a massive RB right down

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clay goes down easy

Clayborn with the arm tackle

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn

doesn’t even need two arms to tackle

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

angerer!!!

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ANGERERERERER

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

Nice blitz, norm.

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait wait wait, was that a blitz?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice sack

Tolzien is apparently going to respond to the 2 pick-6s by not throwing the ball

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fucking monster leg.

And yet he nets 32 yards. Well done, sir.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ORM NORM NORM NORM

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:15 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That can't possibly be true.

Not even jNW is that FAILtacular.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kid you not.

He did manage to fall on it though.

by Argulor on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need video confirmation

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was on third and short too.

So they had to punt. sadly I do not have a DVR.

by Argulor on Oct 17, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa is ballsy today. Going on 4th & 11, blitzing CBs

What’s next, Statue of Liberty?

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fumblerooski

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zone stretch right

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jailbreak screen!

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Why the FUCK is Iowa State Baylor a 7 PM start

While the shootout is a fucking 11 am game? Ghey.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we can only hope

it’s so the glorious fail is seen by all

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My dad's going to the ISU-Baylor game (he's an ISU alum)

he was not happy about the 7pm start, given the certainty of Jack Three Times to be cold, windy, and generally shitty.

by RossWB on Oct 17, 2009 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

speaking of

how’s Penn State looking? How much snow did they get?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not on till 3:30

Wasn’t much snow either

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Iowa's drive starts about 25 yards farther back than the last

That’s a field position win for Wisconsin.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I demand run blocking

The PROGRAM demands it

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

NOSE guard

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's still very fond of Iowa City...

…AND BALLS.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holding

Calloway gettin’ WORKED.

by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was pederastatic

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't fuck with the great man's hair

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No need for Stanzi to panic on that one.

If he stays in the pocket, I don’t think Iowa holds.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SPIEVEY

He’s springy.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice punt coverage

that is super!

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Puntin'...

now that’s doing it right.

by RossWB on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Donahue+Spievey

field postion win

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice kick and coverage

I’m feeling fisting by Sash on this series.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ouchy?

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SPIVEY

SPABLOOM!

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Huge punt by Donahue

The net of 54 effectively negates Wisconsin’s field position win from earlier. Nice.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god there's no stupid halo rule any more

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just Spievey'd in my pants

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No Moeaki or many rollouts so far.

Looks like KOK is doing a BIll Walsh…kind of scripting the start to see what Wisky is doing.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOUD NOISES!!!

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, OK

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never get tired of those commercials!

The Marx Bros ain’t got nuthin on BWW!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least

you aren’t watching it on 360 and have the same commericials every fucking break

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who does he think he is, Tony Moeaki??

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see a Stanzi who is only throwing when he is absolutely certain.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Also the one that keeps bailing out of a stable pocket scares me, too

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be nice if he didn't roll straight into the pass rush

If they OTs are pushing the DEs outside STEP UP IN THE POCKET

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well-executed play.

Shit.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD SPIEVEY

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HELLUVA HIT BY SPIEVEY

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOHHHHHH

AMARI

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They are petrified to have Tolzien throw

so expect the run

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Spievey just made an NFL draft highlight reel.

They’ll be showing that on an April weekend soon.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what I'm afraid of

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spievey!

That is cock driver

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, my spelling/grammar is sub-par this morning.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

SPIEVEY! Perfect Tackle

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That big bastard will fumble today

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This might be Michigan redux

if we can stop the first down plays, then we will be fine. bIG “IF” though.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, the Let's Make a Deal guy is playing halfback for Wisky?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's on ESPN, isn't that good enough for you?

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did i just hear

that the Wisky RB coach had to tell Clay to GWTP?

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, did any of you guys hear that Bradford is injured?

Not sure if they told you that or not.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We may have to (cliche alert)

outscore them…to win. Trade TDs for FGs kind of thing.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously...

No gap discipline so far.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Me neither, I now own nine sweatervests

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good God

John Clay looks like Nick Bell. I’m sufficiently scared.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:27 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Chris. I wasn’t in that movie.

GOD DAMN IT I’M SO STUPID

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You sure you're not thinking of Jason Ford?

I don’t think Clay was ever committed.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never committed to Iowa

but I’m pretty sure it was down to us v. Wisco for his services.

by RossWB on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I know...

Clay was HIGH on the Hawks until Brett decided to flash his junk. Fuck Zook while we’re at it.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, basically, he was never really going to be a Hawkeye.

But the creepy recruiting followers assumed otherwise. Hmmm.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's about right.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 yards and a cloud of suck

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The apostrophe key

You’ve identified the problem. The next step is washing it off.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

24 minutes?

I’ll be damned.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think this is a game of first down plays

they are winning first down. The first down plays are protecting them from using Tolzien.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we have

1 game where an announcer is not sucking one player’s cock for the entire game? fuck

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who are you talking about?

Clay? Because he’s kinda awesome and worth praising.

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LIke

Tate Forci-Jesus?

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blasphemer!

There is no Tebow but Tebow

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless it's mine

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN =

Ball Washingfest.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh Hawk fans . . .

I think Wisky’s just gonna play conservative ball and focus on not turning it over. If we can’t generate any TO’s, Clay is going to eat us alive.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 11:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

the second half is going to be ugly if we can’t slow down the run

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

getting caught up here...
  • #15 needs to GWTP
  • Bradford is hurt
  • Wisky RBs are scary

i miss anything?

by everloyal on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Your pants?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

The incredible GULK!

by Guancous on Oct 17, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Klug is such an asset on pass plays.

And if Wisconsin should miss a field goal here, why, that’d be nice.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Si.

Go-Go Gadget Legs

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bastards.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn facefucked his blocker there

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Like Bellanca said,

red zone defense is a stupid stat. Holding teams to FGs is winning, and yet they’re considered a bottom 15 defense in the country? Humbug.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We can beat them even with thier good run game today

IF…we only give up FGs, capitalize on turnovers, and score TDs when the opportunities present themselves. I can care less about statistics. Ohio State proved you can lose the stat battle and win.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WEAH LIMEBAKA YOO

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It should be TDs to FGs in the Red Zone for a state

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 11:34 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate joe paterno and his ancient, withered face....

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SCHTAATTTTEEEEE

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAHHHHHHH I'M SUPER OLD!!!

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would expect two things on this next Iowa drive

a deep ball and a rollout or two to Moeaki.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Answer: Darrin Fletcher

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:35 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Answer: Tim Dodge

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DEREK FOX

Has to be

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

My favorite CB wait no WR wait no CB wait no WR wait he’s just a track guy ever at Iowa

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm..

KOK is surprising me. In a dubious way.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What is Greise talking about?

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No one knows

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did he just say Iowa SHOULD BE 3-3????

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW, just checkin

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Copying Wisconsin's game plan

is not a good move for us. Throw the damn ball

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Iowa is 6-0 and they really should be 3-3"

I have no idea what Griese is talking about

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What game was that?

Oh yeah, that one.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someday I hope that little douche knee slides after kicking a gamewinning FG and I hope he tears his ACL.

Griese, that is.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Bob Griese's world

every team would be .500.

Fucking socialist.

by Black and Gold on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

Robinson is normally a great receiver too

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the KOK offense that I have grown to hate for like eternity

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He wouldn't have converted that first down.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we were punting regardless

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish he would have caught that

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

me too

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Donahue is a god

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

only from the waist down

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

First Down.

Play Action Wisky. It’s coming.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Spielman: "Catch the Ball"

To Wisky’s returner. hahah… love that dude

by storminspank on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that punt was epic

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Notice how non gave a shit last year when we should have been 6-0

funny double standard

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

last year it was because we couldn’t execute. now we can but that makes us a bad football team

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Offense:

When they put nine guys in the box, throw the damn ball deep. Hayden wouldn’t tolerate this shit.

Thank you.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice throw.

Shit.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Greenwood just late for the pick

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:42 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No pass rush to speak of.

That’s not good, folks. Not good at all.

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm...

I’m okay with them throwing. those passes are hanging a bit.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And they can throw against us?

Need
more
booze

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pryor for OSU is quite the runningback

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We're being outblocked

Out play-called, and out hustled.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I just said...

that same thing to my lab.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are breaking

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No...scores reveal breaks

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently BigTen football is so boring

They just want to talk about old pictures.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or they are all borderline retarded

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

say good bye to CLay

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clay was just split in half.

That looked painful.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clay is down

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

clay might be hurt!!!!

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knee gone

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

way gone

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JESUS FUCK

Clay got bent up in a bad way there.

by RossWB on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clay is out for the year--my prediction

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tell that to my college gymnast girlfriend

OK, so Luther didn’t have a gymnastics program, but it still sounds good!

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please be broken

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, not that broken...

but enough to not play the rest of the game.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah not really

I didn’t realize he got that fucked up

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angerer and Edds broke Clay

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OOOOOOUUUUUUCH

Great now, if Iowa wins, it’s be because Clay got hurt. Which is likely.

by storminspank on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who cares?

As long as Iowa wins, they can say whatever they want.

by Black and Gold on Oct 17, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh shit

hate to see that. Clay just lost a wheel, probably for the season

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oof

Joe Theismann just cringed

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I dont think it matters that Clay is hurt, Their Line is gashing Iowa

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy fuck, I'm feeling bad for Clay right now.

He might be gone for the year. Shit.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Could he...?

Could he be… out? DId we break another one??

by MP hawkfan on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

did you see his leg on the reply? Clay’s done. I don’t like to see a guy go down like that, I don’t care who he plays for, especially a specimen like that.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what a bend don't break does

it patiently awaits the disaster

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:46 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You talking about the defense or Clay's leg?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Morehouse

saying he jogged off, slight limp

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad

Clay is a real impressive player. It’s more fun beating the best. I hope he’s back in time for the game next year.

by Guancous on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's made of Clay, that's why.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well thank goodness

That he’s up and walking. Now if our D could only stop the run.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

John Clay is clearly an X-Man

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit.

Lines are getting destroyed.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

overreaction strikes again

Monte Hall sure looked fine getting that 1st down.

by everloyal on Oct 17, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't going to matter

if the line can’t stop whoever they throw back there

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Christ, who cares who's running the ball

when their line is blocking like this.

by RossWB on Oct 17, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A guy named Ball.

Shades of Rose Bowl 1985?

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

How is Clay even standing under his own power?

by Guancous on Oct 17, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This might be the first game this season we lose

time of possession.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clay

lost all respect for him after seeing the douche hawk

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Big 3rd down here.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

God damn it all

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big 1st down coming up

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Answer: Adam Shada

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We look a little slow

so far…

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

more blitzing?

No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer

by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Son of a bitch

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

prater got worked

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my god

that should have been a td.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for dropping the ball, sir.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Folks...it is very early still.

Wisky might give us plenty chances to stay in this…and we like close games.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We have to keep it close

so far not doing that.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Rob called, #23

He wants his hands back

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the best Wisky QB that I have seen in awhile, guys are wide open but he actually looks confident in the pocket unlike past QBs.

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

step it up hawks

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're going to blow us out

Unless we can start throwing the ball and our D shows up to hit people.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 11:51 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They're running WAY too easy

And we can’t run at all.

Looking like a 31-10 beatdown today, boys

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just painful

We’re watching us get beat by us last year

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zone Blocking...

Iowa is getting beat at their own game here.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My advice for you is to start drinking heavily.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuuuuuuuuck

we are being picked apart

by Sol-Train on Oct 17, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i HATE it when my stupid sister in law comes over here to watch the game.

she never cusses, she just call them stupids when the other team fucks us…. GODDAMMIT ALL

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing old liquor

which beats no liquor at all.

If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.

by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.

by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

KOK to the rescue?

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's Peral Harbor?

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

zee germans?

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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So this is what Wisconsin fans felt like last year?

Here’s hoping 2nd half Stanzi starts playing a lil early this week.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I've been nervous about this game since I saw the Iowa -1 line

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rusty nail

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:54 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJK BITCHES

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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJK!

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GET WITH THE PROGRAM

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJK

My god, he’s alive

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's with the program suddenly

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJKGWTP!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DJK makes an appearance!

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GWTP

The program approves!

by Guancous on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO

insert comment about programs and being with them

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bulaga got worked on a spin there

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by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bulaga.

DE went Dwight Freeney on him.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OUCHY

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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we should give schollys to some blockers

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Bulaga.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Double your thyroid med

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bulaga isn't going anywhere next year

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by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One more year

Hopefully he can come back and dominate

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bulaga was all big 10 rt?

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by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they got a man down

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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One won't be enough. If I can pick and choose, how bout #50?

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does he know that the NFL draft is voluntary?

he doesn’t need to throw a game to avoid it for another year

Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.

by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Bulaga will be returning

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:57 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Wisconsin idea?

Beer and cheese are not a health plan. Well. Not a good one.

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bulaga is going to need more NCAA time

I dont think the NFL likes shit blocking like that.

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Taylor's out for the day.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that looked like it felt awesome

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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Good

An irrelevant story about someone that is playing against us when they come back

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2nd and long

Let’s throw it 2 yards to a RB. Good idea, guys.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please do not go for it again

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Niiiice

Just heard a dominant, LETS GO HAWKS chant

by Sol-Train on Oct 17, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

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by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone see Wegher save Stanzi from a concussion with that block on the outside

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He’s a really good blocker

by NorseHawk on Oct 17, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You Mean

Shrink half a foot and lose 100+ lbs?

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he had already tried that

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by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should have kicked from 49.

Murray’s clearly got the leg for it.

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by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Any idea on what coaches say his range is?

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by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 Points

better than none. Ok D, time to show up now.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If we can get a little push up front this

could turn a bit. Need a push though…Tolzien will make mistakes if we create ANY pressure. I really believe that. I have to.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened...

…to our D this year?

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 12:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanzi-D?

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a stop?

WOW

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by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3 and motherfucking out

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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Keep putting in the kid who doesn't throw, plz

kthxbye

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by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank Christ for a 3 and out.

Seriously, Jesus cares about football and demands your worship for this.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HUGE STOP! Thanks for not lining it up and pounding Iowa right there

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by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now DO SOMETHING offense!

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So is our run defense

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

buh zing

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

You’re saying that if by some divine miracle if somehow 360 caught up to game time but still managed to be the same. we would stop them every play?

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Horrible coaching

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright!

Didn’t look pretty, but we got a 3 and out. Now we need to punch it downfield. PA pass plz

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Throw the fucking ball!

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wheres the fucking personal foul

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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We're just trying to get to the locker room

Two runs with 2:30 in the half?

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by Hawkeye State on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You goddamn motherfuckers.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF was that

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

....what?

Brunettes not fighter jets

by rockyh on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF was that

Nice play call KOK? Cripes

by storminspank on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus fucking tits!

Can we block on third down?

by MP hawkfan on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we THROW on 3rd down?

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we maybe try a pass

on one of those plays

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK

We haven’t run all day. What the fuck are they doing? This is the most poorly called offensive first half EVER.

by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What the fuck

KOK wants the Badgers to win, I swear to God.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3 straight runs? Thats awful play calling

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

goddammit

somebody wake KOK up

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's awake

just too busy playing PSP. GODDAMMIT JUST ONE MORE LEVEL

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game

makes me want to stab a small infant

by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Been there done that...

served my time, not worth it.

Unless we fall behind by 14+

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This tightening of the playbook is a trend now...

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing

It would go along with the other genius play calling going on

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not only running at Schofield...

…but putting Moeaki on him. On 3rd down. Wow.

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it weird...

Motherfuckers who get paid can’t figure this shit out

by stanfillr on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That which does not kill us...

makes us lose a football game by 12 points

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love how

we pissed away a great 7 yrd run on 1st down. Had the making of a great drive, and then we pissed it away.

by stewartom on Oct 17, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clock Management

Again, is terrible. We needed at least 1 first down there.

by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Iowa is thinking they need to adjust at halftime...

that was really surprising.

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you can't run east west against schofield

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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Call a timeout!!

What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.

by Mac G on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tolzien's face is now pregnant

I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks

by Oops Pow Surprise on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I call the afterbirth!

Yesss!

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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clayborn SMASH

"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar

by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

time out?

"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz

by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs