OPENTHREADGAMEBLOGLIVEKAZAAM: WISCONSIN MUST DIE
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 10:54 AM CDT
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PrintIowa Hawkeyes at Wisconsin Badgers, Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT
Here we go, bright and early. Did you get your sleep? Always get your sleep before morning games, man.
Battle music? Battle music:
Ronald McDimmu's Hamborgir (via NextVictim09)
Comments go below, as usual. We'll put up another thread at the half if we need to. Let's do this.
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Let's facefuck some Badger pussy
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 10:56 AM CDT reply actions
Let's just fold it in now
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Let's badgerfuck some facepussy
I don’t even know what that means, but it sounds bloody.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Ah yes
Sweet, beautiful facepussy
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:00 AM CDT reply actions
Hey Mr. Two Last Names, your mohawk-ish hair thingy looks retarded
by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 11:01 AM CDT reply actions
I would not want to say that to his face
Especially because you can’t trust people with two last names. Or is it two first names?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Depends
Is Pow your middle name. Or maiden name?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah, I knew there's a reason why I come here.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Bob Griese has clearly not watched Iowa this year.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Did anyone else see Wendy Nix in the three-some with Bradford and McCoy?
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 17, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions
Yea
How distracted did they look by her hotness?
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Very.
And then Bradford went all school-yard-bully on McCoy when he said “Can I dunk it?”
by steaming_pile_of_awcrap on Oct 17, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I thought it was sad for her how they pushed her aside and just gave each other handjobs. She looked sad
by MongoLikeCandy on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Yes
It was delicious. Although Colt looks like he suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
WOOOOOO
BW3 FTW
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Nice return to start
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions
Go Hawks! Get with the program or get herpes!
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
by HoyaGoon on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Looks like the program's getting gotten with
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions
I still don't know where the library is
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions
Haiku
Cheddar cheerleader
stretch marks on brett’s calf tattoo
sadger epic fail
Everybody wants a little milk of Michael
by Dr Feelgood on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
uppity
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions
Wait, that wasn't a pick-6.
WTF? Is he ok?
by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions
Just wait for it
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Word from the stadium
The student section is about 40% full at kickoff. ATTACK!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Who is this #15 fellow?
He looks good.
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 17, 2009 11:04 AM CDT reply actions
no no no
you are suppose to kick that high throw in the hole in zone
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
GO HAWKS
Bielema’s a jackass and I hate him.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:04 AM CDT reply actions
I like you
You make it easier to cheer for Penn State.
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions
DJK is the cure for the Stanziball
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Robinson
I can’t remember an Iowa player that made me go from “God damn it” to “Boom, baby!” faster.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
It's because they rolled him out to the right.
KOK is angry.
by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
lucky it wasn't worse
he’s got to throw throw that away
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Stanzi makes me poop a little sometimes
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:06 AM CDT reply actions
ok, two decent throws and he kept his eyes downfield under pressure
so far so good for Stanzi
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
"He gets back to the original line of scrimmage"
No, he doesn’t.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Like when we first had the ball, maybe.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
PURDON'T ON THE BOARD
OSU IS TOTALLY GOING TO LOSE
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
I would shit myself laughing
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
The Line looks to be decidedly dotted so far
- – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - -
Brunettes not fighter jets
what the fuck just happened
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions
Davis got tripped up
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
Would that have been a 52 yarder?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions
I'm so confused
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:08 AM CDT reply actions
Cus there was no picksix?
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
by jebushchrist on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I hate that call.
We’re in 4 down territory. Pick up a few and then we don’t have 4th and 11.
Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.
Tough to call it a "scoring opportunity," but yeah.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
It's a Bielema Wisconsin team
You may just end up blowing them out by 50 in the end
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions
3 step drop
Would have been wonderful those last 3 plays…
that
gives a new definition to arm punt
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:09 AM CDT reply actions
Dude, don't say it
You guys haven’t played Big Ten Offensive Preseason Player of The Year yet.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I mean it just looked like a punt. i looked away and got back to see the ball going out of the endzone and just assumed. boy was i surprised to see that it wasn’t
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
not a good start..... kill kill kill
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
Can KISS just be fucking kiled already?
Fuck they suck.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 11:10 AM CDT reply actions
lol i agree
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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions
Running right at Klug...
…gain of six. Not a good start.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
yes... yes they are
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
dammit
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
Shit shit shit
this is not going to go well if we can’t slow down the run
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions
I liked it better when we were doing this to them last year
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:12 AM CDT reply actions
hells yeah
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
That was awesome
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
We look porous
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
CLAYBORNMONSTER
John Clay is his bitch.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Clayborn tackled him with his fingernail
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions
oh my god
Clayborn is an animal. Arm tackled a massive RB right down
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Clayborn
doesn’t even need two arms to tackle
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:13 AM CDT reply actions
So we'll just saw one off, then.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions
angerer!!!
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
Wait wait wait, was that a blitz?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Nice sack
Tolzien is apparently going to respond to the 2 pick-6s by not throwing the ball
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:14 AM CDT reply actions
That can't possibly be true.
Not even jNW is that FAILtacular.
by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
oh you of little faith
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
I need video confirmation
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Notice how they lined up in a bunch formation with all their WRs close to the center of the field. Allowed us to blitz without showing anything pre-snap
perfectly disguised.
OH GENE! YOU GOT ME AGAIN!
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Iowa is ballsy today. Going on 4th & 11, blitzing CBs
What’s next, Statue of Liberty?
Brunettes not fighter jets
fumblerooski
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
PLAY ACTION SCREEN TO THE TIGHT END!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Zone stretch right
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Jailbreak screen!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
OT: Why the FUCK is Iowa State Baylor a 7 PM start
While the shootout is a fucking 11 am game? Ghey.
we can only hope
it’s so the glorious fail is seen by all
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions
My dad's going to the ISU-Baylor game (he's an ISU alum)
he was not happy about the 7pm start, given the certainty of Jack Three Times to be cold, windy, and generally shitty.
speaking of
how’s Penn State looking? How much snow did they get?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
It's not on till 3:30
Wasn’t much snow either
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Iowa's drive starts about 25 yards farther back than the last
That’s a field position win for Wisconsin.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
OMG Michigan scored!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:18 AM CDT reply actions
NOSE guard
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:19 AM CDT reply actions
He's still very fond of Iowa City...
…AND BALLS.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Didn't help that Stanzi scrambled right at Calloway's man.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
That was pederastatic
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Don't fuck with the great man's hair
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
No need for Stanzi to panic on that one.
If he stays in the pocket, I don’t think Iowa holds.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
SPIEVEY
He’s springy.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
nice punt coverage
that is super!
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
Donahue+Spievey
field postion win
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Nice kick and coverage
I’m feeling fisting by Sash on this series.
ouchy?
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
That's a keeper.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
Huge punt by Donahue
The net of 54 effectively negates Wisconsin’s field position win from earlier. Nice.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Thank god there's no stupid halo rule any more
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I just Spievey'd in my pants
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
No Moeaki or many rollouts so far.
Looks like KOK is doing a BIll Walsh…kind of scripting the start to see what Wisky is doing.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Hey, you guys want to send this one into overtime?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT reply actions
FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKING BASTARD REF GIVE US THE GODDAMN WIIN
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions
LOUD NOISES!!!
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I never get tired of those commercials!
The Marx Bros ain’t got nuthin on BWW!
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions
At least
you aren’t watching it on 360 and have the same commericials every fucking break
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Who does he think he is, Tony Moeaki??
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
I see a Stanzi who is only throwing when he is absolutely certain.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Also the one that keeps bailing out of a stable pocket scares me, too
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
It would be nice if he didn't roll straight into the pass rush
If they OTs are pushing the DEs outside STEP UP IN THE POCKET
OH MY GOD SPIEVEY
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
HELLUVA HIT BY SPIEVEY
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
And apparently he's not done.
Nice hit on Hunter, too.
by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
They are petrified to have Tolzien throw
so expect the run
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Spievey just made an NFL draft highlight reel.
They’ll be showing that on an April weekend soon.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That's what I'm afraid of
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Spievey with the hit!
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:23 AM CDT reply actions
Sorry, my spelling/grammar is sub-par this morning.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
After watching OU-Texas, any tackle is good
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions
We're gonna get a pick at some point today
by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 11:24 AM CDT reply actions
Why pass?
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
if they pass
more than twice more today
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
That big bastard will fumble today
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions
This might be Michigan redux
if we can stop the first down plays, then we will be fine. bIG “IF” though.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Wait, the Let's Make a Deal guy is playing halfback for Wisky?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
He'll fumble if anyone on defense has a comb, does anybody have a comb
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
It's on ESPN, isn't that good enough for you?
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
So did i just hear
that the Wisky RB coach had to tell Clay to GWTP?
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions
Hey, did any of you guys hear that Bradford is injured?
Not sure if they told you that or not.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:26 AM CDT reply actions
We may have to (cliche alert)
outscore them…to win. Trade TDs for FGs kind of thing.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Me neither, I now own nine sweatervests
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Good God
John Clay looks like Nick Bell. I’m sufficiently scared.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Remember that one time he was GOING to be a Hawkeye?
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
That was awesome.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
No, Chris. I wasn’t in that movie.
GOD DAMN IT I’M SO STUPID
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
You sure you're not thinking of Jason Ford?
I don’t think Clay was ever committed.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
No, I know...
Clay was HIGH on the Hawks until Brett decided to flash his junk. Fuck Zook while we’re at it.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
So, basically, he was never really going to be a Hawkeye.
But the creepy recruiting followers assumed otherwise. Hmmm.
by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
That's about right.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
don't know where the apostrophe came from
by houksyndrome on Oct 17, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
The apostrophe key
You’ve identified the problem. The next step is washing it off.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
24 minutes?
I’ll be damned.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
I think this is a game of first down plays
they are winning first down. The first down plays are protecting them from using Tolzien.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Can we have
1 game where an announcer is not sucking one player’s cock for the entire game? fuck
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:29 AM CDT reply actions
Who are you talking about?
Clay? Because he’s kinda awesome and worth praising.
Blasphemer!
There is no Tebow but Tebow
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Unless it's mine
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh Hawk fans . . .
I think Wisky’s just gonna play conservative ball and focus on not turning it over. If we can’t generate any TO’s, Clay is going to eat us alive.
Yeah
the second half is going to be ugly if we can’t slow down the run
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
getting caught up here...
- #15 needs to GWTP
- Bradford is hurt
- Wisky RBs are scary
i miss anything?
Your pants?
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Klug is such an asset on pass plays.
And if Wisconsin should miss a field goal here, why, that’d be nice.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Clayborn facefucked his blocker there
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:33 AM CDT reply actions
Like Bellanca said,
red zone defense is a stupid stat. Holding teams to FGs is winning, and yet they’re considered a bottom 15 defense in the country? Humbug.
We can beat them even with thier good run game today
IF…we only give up FGs, capitalize on turnovers, and score TDs when the opportunities present themselves. I can care less about statistics. Ohio State proved you can lose the stat battle and win.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
It is going to be hard to force TOs when they just refuse to take any sort of risk
Tyler Sash cannot pick off a handoff.
i hate joe paterno and his ancient, withered face....
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SCHTAATTTTEEEEE
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
AAAHHHHHHH I'M SUPER OLD!!!
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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
I would expect two things on this next Iowa drive
a deep ball and a rollout or two to Moeaki.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Answer: Tim Dodge
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
DEREK FOX
Has to be
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions
That motion into a running formation telegraphed the play.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Hmmmm..
KOK is surprising me. In a dubious way.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
No one knows
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Did he just say Iowa SHOULD BE 3-3????
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
WOW, just checkin
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Copying Wisconsin's game plan
is not a good move for us. Throw the damn ball
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions
"Iowa is 6-0 and they really should be 3-3"
I have no idea what Griese is talking about
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Do you remember last year when he told PSU to score "style points" against Iowa?
Yeah.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
What game was that?
Oh yeah, that one.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Someday I hope that little douche knee slides after kicking a gamewinning FG and I hope he tears his ACL.
Griese, that is.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
In Bob Griese's world
every team would be .500.
Fucking socialist.
by Black and Gold on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Have we run 20 plays yet?
So KOK can open up the damn playbook?
by Kinnick Stadium is my Graceland on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions
Dammit
Robinson is normally a great receiver too
Yeah, we were punting regardless
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
At least this way we fans can pretend Iowa should still have the ball
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I wish he would have caught that
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions
me too
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Donahue is a god
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:38 AM CDT reply actions
only from the waist down
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
First Down.
Play Action Wisky. It’s coming.
that punt was epic
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No one punts like the Big Ten!
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Notice how non gave a shit last year when we should have been 6-0
funny double standard
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
yeah
last year it was because we couldn’t execute. now we can but that makes us a bad football team
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions
Dear Offense:
When they put nine guys in the box, throw the damn ball deep. Hayden wouldn’t tolerate this shit.
Thank you.
But can he pick up a 7-10 split?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
if he kicked it
he could get a 7-10 split and get credit for 11 pins
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Greenwood just late for the pick
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
No pass rush to speak of.
That’s not good, folks. Not good at all.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Hmmm...
I’m okay with them throwing. those passes are hanging a bit.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
And they can throw against us?
Need
more
booze
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions
Pryor for OSU is quite the runningback
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
We're being outblocked
Out play-called, and out hustled.
I just said...
that same thing to my lab.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
We are breaking
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
No...scores reveal breaks
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by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE IN A SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:43 AM CDT reply actions
Or they are all borderline retarded
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Clay was just split in half.
That looked painful.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
clay might be hurt!!!!
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way gone
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by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
well
that’s one way to stop the run
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Clay is out for the year--my prediction
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Tell that to my college gymnast girlfriend
OK, so Luther didn’t have a gymnastics program, but it still sounds good!
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
Please be broken
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:45 AM CDT reply actions
Well, not that broken...
but enough to not play the rest of the game.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
yeah not really
I didn’t realize he got that fucked up
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Angerer and Edds broke Clay
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Who cares?
As long as Iowa wins, they can say whatever they want.
by Black and Gold on Oct 17, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
oh shit
hate to see that. Clay just lost a wheel, probably for the season
Brunettes not fighter jets
Oof
Joe Theismann just cringed
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Holy fuck, I'm feeling bad for Clay right now.
He might be gone for the year. Shit.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
OMG
did you see his leg on the reply? Clay’s done. I don’t like to see a guy go down like that, I don’t care who he plays for, especially a specimen like that.
That's pretty much our only chance to win this game, we obviously can't stop the guy.
Hopefully he’s back next week.
I don't think you need worry about him returning next week
That. That, uh, was not good.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 17, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
This is what a bend don't break does
it patiently awaits the disaster
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
You talking about the defense or Clay's leg?
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
WHAT?!
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Morehouse
saying he jogged off, slight limp
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:47 AM CDT reply actions
Too bad
Clay is a real impressive player. It’s more fun beating the best. I hope he’s back in time for the game next year.
He's made of Clay, that's why.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Well thank goodness
That he’s up and walking. Now if our D could only stop the run.
John Clay is clearly an X-Man
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overreaction strikes again
Monte Hall sure looked fine getting that 1st down.
Isn't going to matter
if the line can’t stop whoever they throw back there
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:48 AM CDT reply actions
A guy named Ball.
Shades of Rose Bowl 1985?
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
This might be the first game this season we lose
time of possession.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
That's not even a question
we’re def losing TOP
Clay
lost all respect for him after seeing the douche hawk
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions
God damn it all
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Big 1st down coming up
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
Answer: Adam Shada
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more blitzing?
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions
Son of a bitch
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oh my god
that should have been a td.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:50 AM CDT reply actions
Folks...it is very early still.
Wisky might give us plenty chances to stay in this…and we like close games.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
We have to keep it close
so far not doing that.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions
A Rob called, #23
He wants his hands back
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Well you see he was scared of Sash and
okay yeah he just dropped it.
fuck
step it up hawks
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
They're going to blow us out
Unless we can start throwing the ball and our D shows up to hit people.
They're running WAY too easy
And we can’t run at all.
Looking like a 31-10 beatdown today, boys
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Just painful
We’re watching us get beat by us last year
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Zone Blocking...
Iowa is getting beat at their own game here.
i HATE it when my stupid sister in law comes over here to watch the game.
she never cusses, she just call them stupids when the other team fucks us…. GODDAMMIT ALL
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I'm guessing old liquor
which beats no liquor at all.
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
FUCK
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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Was it over when the Germans bombed Peral Harbor?
I think not.
by Black and Gold on Oct 17, 2009 11:53 AM CDT reply actions
Who's Peral Harbor?
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
zee germans?
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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions
So this is what Wisconsin fans felt like last year?
Here’s hoping 2nd half Stanzi starts playing a lil early this week.
I've been nervous about this game since I saw the Iowa -1 line
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
DJK BITCHES
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GET WITH THE PROGRAM
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DJK
My god, he’s alive
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:55 AM CDT reply actions
DJK makes an appearance!
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Bulaga got worked on a spin there
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
OUCHY
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Bulaga is getting destroyed
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions
I'll say it
Reiff is better than Bulaga.
by houksyndrome on Oct 17, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Maybe we should give schollys to some blockers
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Double your thyroid med
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Bulaga isn't going anywhere next year
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
These last two weeks have made me less worried about Bulaga going to the NFL after this year.
Which is not a good thing, sadly.
they got a man down
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One won't be enough. If I can pick and choose, how bout #50?
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Does he know that the NFL draft is voluntary?
he doesn’t need to throw a game to avoid it for another year
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
Are we sure Bulaga doesn't have a terminal illness?
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
The Wisconsin idea?
Beer and cheese are not a health plan. Well. Not a good one.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 11:58 AM CDT reply actions
Bulaga is going to need more NCAA time
I dont think the NFL likes shit blocking like that.
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
that looked like it felt awesome
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by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh Good
An irrelevant story about someone that is playing against us when they come back
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 11:59 AM CDT reply actions
Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone see Wegher save Stanzi from a concussion with that block on the outside
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
Yes. Hopefully Bulaga saw it too, and took some notes.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
You Mean
Shrink half a foot and lose 100+ lbs?
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought he had already tried that
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by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
We should have kicked from 49.
Murray’s clearly got the leg for it.
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Agreed
Any idea on what coaches say his range is?
What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.
I think the coaches just said Murray's range is under 48 yards...
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
3 Points
better than none. Ok D, time to show up now.
If we can get a little push up front this
could turn a bit. Need a push though…Tolzien will make mistakes if we create ANY pressure. I really believe that. I have to.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
Steven Spielberg made a football movie?
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Or Schindler's
Man, I just need to stop
by storminspank on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
you misspelled Schlicher
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't know why they switched
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions
3 and motherfucking out
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Keep putting in the kid who doesn't throw, plz
kthxbye
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Thank Christ for a 3 and out.
Seriously, Jesus cares about football and demands your worship for this.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
HUGE STOP! Thanks for not lining it up and pounding Iowa right there
What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.
If my comments seem a little behind
I am a play behind on 360
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT reply actions
So is our run defense
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
buh zing
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
So
You’re saying that if by some divine miracle if somehow 360 caught up to game time but still managed to be the same. we would stop them every play?
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright!
Didn’t look pretty, but we got a 3 and out. Now we need to punch it downfield. PA pass plz
wheres the fucking personal foul
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I agree, Stross was thrown to the grd
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
We're just trying to get to the locker room
Two runs with 2:30 in the half?
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WHY THE FUCK ARE WE RUNNING
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:06 PM CDT reply actions
Can we THROW on 3rd down?
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we maybe try a pass
on one of those plays
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
We haven’t run all day. What the fuck are they doing? This is the most poorly called offensive first half EVER.
What the fuck
KOK wants the Badgers to win, I swear to God.
Schofield is Brandon Grahaming us.
Also, asstacular play-call, Ken.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions
goddammit
somebody wake KOK up
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions
He's awake
just too busy playing PSP. GODDAMMIT JUST ONE MORE LEVEL
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
This game
makes me want to stab a small infant
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions
Been there done that...
served my time, not worth it.
Unless we fall behind by 14+
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
This tightening of the playbook is a trend now...
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I was thinking the same thing
It would go along with the other genius play calling going on
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Not only running at Schofield...
…but putting Moeaki on him. On 3rd down. Wow.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
That which does not kill us...
makes us lose a football game by 12 points
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I love how
we pissed away a great 7 yrd run on 1st down. Had the making of a great drive, and then we pissed it away.
Clock Management
Again, is terrible. We needed at least 1 first down there.
He's testing it now?
It’s a little late for that
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Iowa is thinking they need to adjust at halftime...
that was really surprising.
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
you can't run east west against schofield
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I call the afterbirth!
Yesss!
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT CLAYBORN
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PISSED=BGHP crew
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Make that BHGP crew
Too late, joke expired
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by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I
Don’t think he should be let anywhere near a QB. that means ours
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's be honest
you have to be happy going into 1/2 down 7
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I hope we go in like that...I mean
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
No doubt about it.
Especially with our coaching advantage.
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by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinda.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd be even happier to go in down 4 or tied
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Giving us a minute left
hell, maybe we can try to throw quick and get another 3
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
or give a quick 7, it is still the first half
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
HA.
KOK will clearly call for the QB kneel.
by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
those are the biggest tv's the wwl could afford?
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
It is ESPN
"If Ron Zook were an ice cream flavor, it would be praline and retard"
-Garth Algar
by Tree Meister on Oct 17, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
My least fave kind of SEC fellatio, FYI
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It is the WWL
they’re contractually obligated. Of course, they like it, too
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
A block would be nice here
or a return???
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
lets do something
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
by IABerserker1 on Oct 17, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's watch a punt roll and roll and roll and roll....
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
A return
may be probable without Paul “the ballerina” Cheney back there
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Did we just play a half in 1:15?
Gotta love Iowa-Wisconsin
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Wisconsin is like the Mark Buerhle of football teams
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It's downright un-American
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 17, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Couldn't park in the grass
Big sloppy mess, and all the cars would get stuck.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
by Patrick Vint on Oct 17, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
this is ghey
I piss people off on a fairly regular basis. I cherish my right to speak my mind, whether I sound like an uneducated savage or not. I've never been accused of keeping what I think a secret, nor will I ever. Don't like it? I don't care.
Then letting the punt fall is an even bigger fail.
Calling timeouts to save clock, hoping to make a big play is stupid. No coach should ever count on the big play. You call timeouts to give you offense a chance to move the ball, not to run out the clock.
by The Mexican't on Oct 17, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions
GOD DAMN IT BULAGA
I’ll say it: He looks like shit.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
Fuck this shit.
Put all the backups in.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions
That'll do it for the half.
Holy shit the blocking is miserable.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Only half as miserable as I feel.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Murray?
Some random matador? Me?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Should Bulaga be subbed out at some point?
He’s a ghost in there, like fucking Casper, only friendlier
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and probably less likely to get charged for child molestation
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
YES.
Put Vandevelde back in and move RR over.
by Bucketochicken on Oct 17, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck me
just run out the clock then.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:13 PM CDT reply actions
I can't imagine why
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Lulling them into a true sense of security
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Being a magnificent vagina.
This team has more weapons that we’ve had in forever – let’s move the ball around with some screens, bubbles, wheels, 5 WR. The tallest DB for Wisky is 5’11 – McNutt, Keenan, and Stross can out jump these kittens.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Lucky...
to be down 7.
O-Line is getting thrashed.
D-Line is starting to play.
I think it is safe to say that we need to show we
can do things to the right…
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
I have an idea!
Let’s run run run right to the strength of their defense!
Then when they finally get tired, the clock will expire and we lose!
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
Defense is at least finally looking okay
Might be too little too late with the O-line completely unable to block though.
GUYS ,,, halftime emergency
All I have for mixers is apple juice. What can I make?
Brunettes not fighter jets
Fuck mixers
Just drink whatever booze you have
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
shots
"I think it's safe to say our concerns are many." -- Kirk Ferentz
by StoopsMyAss on Oct 17, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
This was a fun series of posts
I have never been more proud of this website
Rum, cinnamon stick, couple cloves, heat up, serve warm, get happy, don't care about game.
Go to sleep, wake up, get pissed at the Hawks.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I remember you guys talking about our new New England Patriots offense and I agreed with you. This seems like on another planet right about now.
What? They don't have TV in the D-League? Don't watch me, watch TV.
The Pats are barely above .500
So the comparison is dead-on today
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Well we do look like another team coached by a Belichick disciple today.
It just happens to be last week’s Cleveland Browns.
Stanzi already has more passing yards than Anderson though
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
crazy part about that week
according to Football Outsiders numbers Anderson didn’t even have the worst day of any QB. JaMarcus Russell actually completed some passes but turned the ball over 3 times to Anderson’s 1.
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 17, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
When you're called a Hokie, you're already a little embarrassed
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know.
while i hate VT i am glad to see they’re actually living up to their high ranking. none of this 13-10 win over duke while rated #5
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome to my world
But I have to live with the inbred Hokie fans. None of whom could actually get into college.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Boy
I can’t wait to finish this game so I can sit outside and watch a game featuring two teams from a state with “Dakota” in it
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions
The youngster from DAKOTA DUNES, South Dakota....
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Dakota Dunes
>10 miles outside of Sioux City=not South Dakota
by Pain in the Sash on Oct 17, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Normally I don't like coach bashing
but someone needs to explain why we’ve run it at the strong side of Wisconsin’s D line STRAIGHT TIMES before I tolerate KOK
Iowa's MO - Shortside of the field.
Every farging down.
by Dunkdropsa2 on Oct 17, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Farging iceholes! Farging KOK icehole!
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 17, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
What's that like?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 17, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
SECOND HALF THREAD
http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2009/10/17/1088992/woohooopenthreadgameliveblog-the
Go here.
Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.
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