Apparently Iowa is IKEA Furniture
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 15, 2009 3:32 PM CDT
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Check out Mark Hasty's Pickin' on the Big Ten on Fanhouse.com.
I guess our 6-0 #11 Iowa Hawkeyes are only comparible to furniture.
Iowa is IKEA furniture. Not many things are both trendy and popular, but IKEA and the Hawkeyes both are right now. IKEA because it's cheap; Iowa because a weary football nation sees the Hawkeyes as the last best hope for a Buckeye-free BCS. Thus millions are willing to overlook the common flaws of each: They're kind of funny looking, nobody is really sure how long either will hold up, and you're not sure you can believe them when they say that the STANZI coffee table goes with the FERENTZ armchair, the ANGERER TV stand, and the MOEAKI floor lamp.
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But yet, Meechigan is a Beemer?
Michigan is a BMW with the first-generation iDrive system. From the outside, everybody can see that you've got a Bimmer, and a fairly new one at that. It's easy to be impressed. That's good news for you, because you're sitting inside the car with absolutely no idea how to change the radio station or keep the defroster from running full blast all summer long. But you look like a player.
I got a chuckle out of the rest of the article.
On a side note, we all know Meechigan plays Deleware St. this weekend. DSU has an enrollment of 3,700 students. Kirkwood Community College has an enrollment of 17,841. Why can't they have a football team? LOL
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Can't trust the comparison when
Hasty wiffed on the perfect IKEA name on the roster: KLUG.
by eight (toes) is enough on Oct 16, 2009 8:52 AM CDT reply actions
Here's another.
How about the CLAYBORN Love Seat
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 16, 2009 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually
I think the base bends or breaks and becomes unstable.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 16, 2009 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions
Does the FERENTZ armchair come with a gum dispenser?
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 16, 2009 9:44 AM CDT reply actions
Does the FERENTZ armchair tear up when you do something in an incredibly sloppy fashion, but succeed anyway?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 16, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually Ross
I’d be more worried about the STANZI coffee table throwing the remote to the mrs. when it should be throwing it to me.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 16, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That, sir
would be a win.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Oct 16, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
If
the Stanzi coffee table stops listeningtotally to the KOK ottman, maybe that wouldn
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Oct 16, 2009 12:41 PM CDT reply actions
sorry
can’t type today
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Oct 16, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You shouldn't let Penn State furry girl with her sausage fingers type your comments.
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 16, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions
If she was typing his comment...
were his fingers in her dirty honey pot?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 16, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I would
Grab those ears and…..
_ They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!-John Blutosky Animal House)
by John Hartlieb is stiil a stud! on Oct 16, 2009 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
For 72 hours he turned that poor girl into his personal finger puppet.
Quit yer belly-achin’…it’s only a diver’s watch!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 16, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
IKEA is perfect.
We need a lot of shelving to keep DJK in storage.
Plus IKEA has babysitters, and we could use that in the offseason.
Why not Iowa????
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