Apologies for the tech issues this afternoon. Apparently our network crashed because everyone was searching for "Hawkeye State Naked Upskirt" (okay, that's a lie). We should be all fixed now.

As a reward for your patience, dear readers, have this:

Badgers (via mrweebl)

You can go here for the hi-res, uninterrupted version if you have 10 minutes to waste (like, really really waste). Also, which Hawkeye do you think would be the snake? Would it b---waaait, we're walking right into a dick joke, aren't we. Shit.