Michigan Girl Can't Believe What's Happening Here
by Adam Jacobi on Oct 12, 2009 12:41 PM CDT
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Thanks for the arrow, guy. Really wasn't sure what to look at, but I guess it's the side of her hat. (via the wonderful StunnedFans.com)
The Takeaway is coming this afternoon. Apologies, but this weekend turned us into a worthless shells of men. We blame the cigarettes, really. Well, and everything else. We're getting old, man. We're getting old.
Any guesses what she's looking at?
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No, she forgot to take her Iodine pills
Golem porn
by HawkeyeRecon on Oct 12, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think it’s safe to say that she’s outside the men’s room, and somebody didn’t zip up in time.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Oct 12, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions
She's gotta be stunned at the bundle of raw sexuality that is Grandpa Herky.
That or the hit Tarpinian had on special teams where he checked that dude into Linn County.
Does anyone have a vid of that Tarpinian hit yet?
Can’t find it via a Google search.
"Sweet lady fate, why dost thou piss on me so?"
by bluearmadillo on Oct 12, 2009 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a video on YouTube,
Note: I pulled that link from Storminspank’s Twitter page. I can’t check it because my employer hates YouTube.
by The Mexican't on Oct 12, 2009 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit
My link didn’t post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uko_SxGEY9E
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 12, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
ha ha
that good
i don't wife em...i one night em
by smokinthereiff on Oct 12, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
They had the Scothawk montage from the BHGP Tailgate
She saw you, Hawkeye State, and HFMR kill the bottle of the Swedish Goose, and promptly break out the Jack that Hawkeye State was hiding in his trunk.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Oct 12, 2009 1:05 PM CDT reply actions
Unfortunately, the Swedish Goose was dumped
Fucking police.
by The Mexican't on Oct 12, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps if you hadn't removed your pants and started barking at them, they would have left you alone
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 12, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean the pantsless dog decoy doesn't work?
But that in-bounds play back in 19wheneverthefuck worked so well…
by The Mexican't on Oct 12, 2009 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That was me
They always made the kid who sucked the worst do the barking.
(sigh)
No self-respecting man from Iowa goes anywhere without beer
by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride on Oct 12, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn
Well, you guys had a good run with the ‘ol Caucasians that were created that morning. Note for next year’s tailgate, bring the Swedish Goose in 1 liter Aquafina bottles. Kahlua will have to be concealed in something that will not gain their attention (I’m out of ideas at this point for that).
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Oct 12, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Excellent Call
I’m still recovering from my time I spent at the BHGP Tailgate, and the disturbing amounts of booze I consumed while in Iowa City this past weekend.
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar!
by recoveringfratguy on Oct 12, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
"adrian clayborn gave your girl the golden panther"
That may be the greatest tag ever.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
She saw some Epic Greenwood
and was wondering how she could become the next Brittney Mears.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 12, 2009 1:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I used to date a girl in HS who looks exactly like stunned Michigan chick, except brunette.
Brunettes not fighter jets
And except she had a penis.
And balls, too.
(sorry, couldn’t resist, all in good fun, NTTEWWT, etc)
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 12, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Only pretty sure?
‘Cause I really think that’s something where there’s not a lot of grey area. One would think you could be a little more certain about that.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Maybe
“she” only gave him road head, and he never got to look at the tasties and what not.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Oct 12, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm absolutely certain.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/understatement
Brunettes not fighter jets
Not That There's Everything Wrong With That?
good edit.
by TheDutchFlounder on Oct 12, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, NTTEWWT works BETTER, maybe....
…given, perhaps, the nature of this thread.
A subconscious decision by a confused mind, you think?
(NTTAWWT, of course)
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to think
The look on the face of the woman behind her is similar to this:
Black and Gold Blood: Cubbie Blue Heart
She's looking at
Boubacar Cissoko trying to study.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
She is like …
Wait there is only :46 seconds left? When is Adrian going to impregnate me?
In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
- Thomas Jefferson
by Hawkeyewith49Jackrabbits on Oct 12, 2009 5:18 PM CDT reply actions
TATE
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.
I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real.
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I’m loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
O-LINE
Have you met my good friend Tate,
The craziest girl on the block?
You’ll know her the minute you see her,
She’s the one who is in an advanced state of shock.
She thinks she’s in love.
She thinks she’s in Spain.
She isn’t in love,
She’s merely insane.
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it’s fleas.
Keep away from her,
Send for Stanzi!
This is not the
Tate we know!
Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
TATE
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.
O-LINE
La la la la . . .
TATE
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so pretty,
Miss America can just resign!
O-LINE
La la la la . . .
TATE
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
O-LINE
What mirror where?
TATE
Who can that attractive girl be?
O-LINE
Which? What? Where? Whom?
TATE
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!
TATE
Such a pretty me!
ALL
I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I’m loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!
by Twin Cities Hawk on Oct 12, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
She just witnessed the downside of RichRod's hirings:
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Oct 12, 2009 5:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
FTW +1
Had to look it up, and guess what – I learned something new today!
by YouCanPutYourEddsInIt on Oct 12, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Glad to be of service
Also, judging by her eyes it looks like she has a serious case of The Crazy.
by Yinka Double Dare on Oct 12, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
wrong, wrong,wrong
SO very wrong.
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here
by Gabby Johnson on Oct 12, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Eeeeasy, guys.
Let’s just say that if we go any farther down this road, there will be bannings. And it kills me to say that, because that picture made me love Internet.
I got more rhymes than Wade Lookingbill's got dunks
Sometimes I'm glad that I'm too stupid to know how to post a picture on here.
Actually, most times I’m glad of it.
If it's not too much trouble, search your soul--and then ask yourself if maybe I might have a point.
by The Director on Oct 12, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
lo siento Oops Pow
Luck is probability taken personally, clutch is probability attributed to individuals.
by shake n bake on Oct 13, 2009 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions
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